#I NEED TO BE PUT DOWN.

[killerwithknife]

WHEOW

#I need to be put down.

[pinesicle]

Hey guys I (has spent a long time wondering why esperanto is both the name of the language rimmer fails to speak and the name of the ship in back to reality) (remembers that esperanto is the name of a real language that translates to One Who Hopes) (remembers that in back to reality it's established that the word esperanto means hope) (remembers the freshly dug hope grave in terrorform) (realizes that hope is a language rimmer has never managed to learn) I think i hauve covid.

#+ the language clearly comes easily to lister as he has all the answers memorized in kryten #i need to be put down. #red dwarf #arnold rimmer #benny.txt

[selfdiagnosedeyemotif]

#I NEED TO BE PUT DOWN. #SHIT. #ANYWAYS THE SOPHOMORE YEAR REWATCH IS GOING GREAT. IM HAVING A GOOD TIME #LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS ONLY ONE PERSON CLEVER ENOUGH TO FIND THIS #AELWYN ABERNANT YOU MAKE ME FUCKING UNWELL. I AM PHYSICALLY SICK #aelwyn abernant #fantasy high #fhsy

[sminiac]

Sohee’s hands are so pretty it’s incredibly devastating.

He would be so sweet to you whilst teaching him how to use his fingers, where to touch, how to, so compliant with your instruction, the length of the process overflowing with constant timid giggles to mitigate the tension in his own inhibitions, fearing that he might not be able to succeed in making you feel good- but even that sounds insignificant compared to what he really wants.

He wants more than to have you moaning from only the effort of his dick or his mouth, he sees how often you’re focused on the way his fingers move, whether they’re resting or he’s merely scratching at an itch on his face, your eyes are always following them, like a cat with string.

“Show me,” he’d simply suggest one day, cutting through the silence of the room so abruptly that you almost jump. Blinking cluelessly at him with a confused smile you ask, “Show you what ‘Hee?”

His tongue pokes out to run against his top lip, readjusting himself to be seated with his legs crossed over at his ankles, knees pressed into yours, “How you want me to use my hands with you. Properly.”

And you do, come to find out he’s quite the learner as he succeeds in making you reach your peak by the lone effort of his fingers, and he couldn’t be more ecstatic to find out that not everyone has the same capabilities as him. Teaching Sohee would be a benefit for his sake, added his egos too, but would come to be… unavoidable on your part, as now every chance he sees even the slightest opening in he goes for it, his hand separating your knees apart with an unexpected force when he comes back home from a rather long tedious schedule and just wants to play with your pussy, make you cum, hear the way you whine and squeak out short praises directly into his ear as he watches the way his fingers work under the thin fabric of your bottoms.

It’s something about not being able to see what he does, but seeing the affect he has on you by the expressions of your face.

Loves when your hand comes up to massage gently at his scalp, already aware of the stress that’s thick in his disposition without so much as a word, just silently allowing him to touch you, your movement on his head stilling once he’s pulled you into a mindless blanket of pleasure as two of his fingers slip into your cunt and start pumping without missing a beat, your fingers tightening, locking around the soft clumps of his hair, pulling him closer into you by your hold to press tender kisses to his cheek :(

“I love you”s shared as he brings you to your peak, and lots of eye contact, the type to make you smile by smiling at you because he just loves you so much.

With this new habit of his he’d certainly enjoy seeing how far he could take it without getting caught. You’re out to eat at a fancy restaurant with him and his members? His fingers are agile enough to slip under your skirt unnoticed, just missing the warm feeling of you wrapped around him, leaving his fingers stuffed inside of you as he talks so casually to the boys seated so closely to the two of you at the table. You wanted to go see that new movie at the cinema? He’s throwing his jacket over your legs and moving himself to your seat as close as possible so he can move your panties to the side underneath it without being suspicious, pretending to just cuddle as his ring finger and index keep you spread for him so his middle finger can play with you clit.

Also has a problem cuddling, because at any moment he’s pushing you onto your back or pulling your leg to rest over his just so he can get his fingers on you. One of his favorite things to do is when the both of you watch as he lazily fingers you, switching from fucking them into you to swiping at the small bunch of nerves, purposely making as much noise with his hands as possible just to see the way you shy away from him.

#saw that one clip of him #literally just scratching his cheek #but his fingers were… #so fast??? #I need to be put down. #lee sohee #riize lee sohee #lee sohee x reader #lee sohee smut #riize sohee #riize sohee smut #riize sohee x reader #riize smut #riize hard hours #riize x reader #riize imagines

[harzeke]

i miss the mass toxic yaoi bait of revenge of the island sometimes

#half joking but not really. but like...... Scike is kind of dunhar for people whos revenge of the island was action #Sorry i dont know what i meant by that #I need to be put down. #tdart #td scike #total drama #td scott #td mike #king's gambit au #<- cause i guess it could fit in that

[seraqhites]

now thinking about how full you’d feel when ellie fucks you you open with her cock and then slips her thumb into your asshole. nearly doubling down when she feels just how fucking tight you are and fucking into you even harder and deeper because her baby is just such a fucking anal slut

#rubi rambles ⋆｡𖦹 °✩ #i’m thinking soooo manyyyy thoights right now #😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #NEED NEED NEED #not even that into 🍑🕳️ #but the thought of ellie putting a thumb in my ass has not left my mind in weeks Tbh #i need to be put down. #jesus my god. #ellie williams #ellie williams smut #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams imagine

[marisatomay]

The most insane person to ever live just watched the establishing shot (of a decimated Hollywood Blvd) for the 1st episode of season 5 of 911 and thought “Oh that’s where Tom Cruise’s star is on the Walk of Fame”

#I need to be put down. #911 poasting

[dogmotifz]

they went to dark academia/coquette tumblr together

#i need to be put down.

[muttbait]

Thought about knotted tdick and got so hard I passed out

#i need to be put down. #bait.txt

[slaygentford]

Can I say I think the costuming other than the he liked when I fought back/I’m not a victim/cheri stop this is the biggestttttttt sign something is off like. Can we talk about lestat’s perfectly curled hair can we talk about him wearing a literal wifebeater can we talk about the SNATCHED EVIL STEPMOTHER fit???? The hair I’ve been dying to talk about the hair all day his hair does NOT look like that in Louis memory it DOESNT LOOK LIKE THAT hairgate can we talk about hairgate

#I need To be put down.

[lyoshaland]

all that time fighting and you never learned how to duck all that time fighting and you never learned how to duck all that time fighting and you never learned how to duck all that time fighting and

#FEEEEELING SO NORMAL #i need to be put down. #they got me so bad actually wtf wtf #this was not supposed to happen #aftg

[tteokdoroki]

ARCHES BACK KAGEYAMAAMMMAAAA KAGEYAMA RFFRRRROUTFFFFF BRRRKMAEKLL SNARL KAGEYAMAVRNJRM

#i need to be put down. #✧ ₊˚💭੭ — aali just posted

[half-doomed]

What a catch live I should've been there.

#i'm SICK #i need to be put down. #fob #so much for tourdust #smftd #tourdust #so much for tourdust spoilers #smftd spoilers #tourdust spoilers #Jaime posts #.txt

[boltgunkiller-archive]

the scientist gcv is painful enough to kill a grown man with hair between his ass cheeks 😐💔🥊

#i cant listen to this song without tearing up like stop #nobody talk to me #questions of science… science And progress do not spea [CAR CRASH] [SCREAMING] [CRYING] #i need to be Put down. #gleeposting

[1o1percentmilk]

i think that i should have a government-assigned boyfriend or girlfriend of some sort to chew on when i get really agitated like this

#thinking of shaking around touichirou like a chew toy is not enough i need to pet him i need to rip up his suits with claws i need to #-do the eyebrow plucking prank on him i need to give him a massage with chili oil i need to curl up in his lap like a kitty i need #-to take him out to an ivars and not even order him a clam chowder i need to take him to an abstract art museum and make him #-say something deep about the most obscure piece i find in there i need to make him grade 30 english papers by middle schoolers #i need to send a him a cake when hes in prison but it'll have a pipe bomb in it i need to paint his nails i need to get him mpregnant ineed #i need to be put down. #and i will take the needle and i will place it in his hands very gently and look at him with big wet eyes because i need to be put down and #-he needs to be the one to do it #yap #rrrReERRRERrrrrr #suzuki tag

[butchboromir]

#i need to be put down. #but also like this looks SO close to a kiss i only realized it wasn't after watching it like 5 times