#Rated 15

[maxpadelchampion]

max really goes about his days threatening retirement to whoever will listen and praises charles to people who ask him stupid questions

#king behavior #he really said I feel a disturbance in the lecfosi force and CLEARED everyone #he said im the true leader yall are just here for a short stay #also acting like he didn’t say he was gonna race charles for the next 15-20 years #shut up boy with your relegated football team player haircut #lestappen #they said max only rates charles and no one else

[turtleblogatlast]

Something I’ve been thinking about lately is that small moment in “Air Turtle” where immediately after the Daves lose yet another game, Leo says how sorry he is and how he’s doing his best as the mascot. This moment is so short but it’s honestly jam-packed with a whole heap of characterization.

His need to apologize for things clearly not his fault - especially when it feels like he messes up the job he was given despite doing the best he can (the phrase “it’s not about you” takes a new meaning when this is one of the lessons to be learned from that - that he is not always solely responsible for things going wrong), his need to save face and make a connection with an older adult man in his life (something he consistently does throughout the series - he’s got a few daddy issues, always collecting potential father figures, it’s no wonder he jumps at the bit to keep rapport), and the way he sounds and looks and the words he chooses really pushes how he is just a kid (“Mr. the Dunk, I’m so sorry”).

Like I know it’s a one off moment that doesn’t truly mean much, but when put against the rest of the series it works really well with the rest of Leo’s established character and helps in solidifying later concepts as well.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt headcanons #am I looking too much into things? almost assuredly yes #I actually appreciate how tim immediately goes ‘it’s not your fault’ as well? like he could’ve just blamed this 15/16 year old but he didn’t #but yeah this moment got to me a little mainly because it made me realize that Leo…DOES take responsibility for things a lot #he messes up a ton yeah but he says sorry at a pretty consistent rate #and y’know thinking about it #THIS IS TINFOIL HAT TERRITORY BE WARNED #he’s mentioned being betrayed by his brothers before - I wonder if it was something as simple as taking the fall for like #breaking something of Splinters or whatever #point is it wouldn’t be out of the ordinary for him to get the full blame for something only partially his fault #or not his fault at all in some cases #like in bug busters where Raph gets mad at Leo for not getting captured with them #(I understand Raph’s mindset here a ton - Raph’s the leader and he’s likely lashing out so I don’t blame the poor kid) #but this plus the moment at the beginning of the movie #where only Leo is reprimanded despite Mikey and Donnie having full autonomy to join the fun pizza stacking #make no mistake this is not at all a diss on everyone else!!! it’s just something I noticed #I think that “it’s not about you” doesn’t just pertain to being arrogant and wanting the spotlight #I think it’s also about how responsibility is meant to be shared #and like #Leo DOES mess up a lot! so he’s honestly probably used to having the blame because it is often at least somewhat warranted #he’s specifically described as being good at apologizing after all #tldr: Leo messes up a lot of the time so he is very used to blame and attention both good and bad #even when the full blame should not be solely on his shoulders

[elevensbian]

can we please stop using 60th stuff getting good view counts/a lot of hype as 'proof' of 13s era being bad somehow. like yeah nostalgia bait is gonna... bait people with nostalgia and therefore be popular. does not mean doctor who is 'back' or whatever because it literally did not go anywhere lol

#yeah everyone's excited and thats great!!! i am not hiding that i am also excited!!! #but people acting like 13's run was some kind of blip is driving me crazy insane #idk. can we not insist everything was terrible between the last time this particular white dude ran the show 15 years ago and now #not sure what to tag this with so the 'bUt ThE RaTinGS' crew dont find this lol #maybe i just wont. #doctor who #for blog consistency at least

[laundrybiscuits]

Eddie’s doing some dumb trick with a couple of wooden spoons, clever hands making them move through the air in improbable ways, and Steve’s about to bite his whisk in half. 

He’d thought for sure that Eddie would be going home the first week; Edward Munson, 29, bartender/musician from Brighton with mismatched tattoos and wild hair, seemed like exactly the kind of pretentious asshole who would flame out early with some ill-advised hipster experimentation. If Steve (28, social worker from Indiana, USA) had been a complete asshole, he’d have said that Eddie didn’t have the fundamentals. That he was all sizzle, no steak. 

It’s a good thing Steve’s not a complete asshole, because Eddie’s been blowing the technicals out of the water so consistently it’s actually pretty fucking embarrassing. His signatures and showstoppers are making a very respectable showing too, except for the time he tried to incorporate some fresh pandan extract and fucked up the liquid ratio, leaving him with a dripping mess that Mary’d declined to even try. 

Afterwards, Steve had seen him leaning against a tree and struggling to light a cigarette. Steve went over for no particular reason, flicking on his lighter and holding it out like a peace offering. Eddie looked at him warily, but bent over the offered flame. 

“Can’t believe I made it through this one,” Eddie said after a moment, white smoke curling out of his mouth.

“Yeah, I feel like that every week.” Steve leaned against the tree next to Eddie. It was a big tree, the kind that’s probably been growing in this field since before England was even England. 

“Nah, but—c’mon, you know what I mean.”

“You had some bad luck with your showstopper. Happens to the best of us, man. Your signature hand pies looked sick as hell.” Steve’s own hand pies had turned out pretty well, so he was feeling generous. It had only been the third week; plenty of time for Steve to snag Star Baker, though even by that point, Steve had been getting the creeping feeling that he was being a little too American about the whole thing. Everyone else seemed to think competitiveness was some kind of deadly sin. It was—actually kind of nice, to get the same kind of nerves he’d always gotten before high school basketball games, but know that he wasn’t really fighting against anyone except himself in the tent.

Anyway, the very next week, Eddie had done some kind of kickass gothic castle with a shiny chocolate dragon and gotten Star Baker for the second time. Steve had clapped him on the back, appropriately manly. Eddie had pulled Steve into a real hug, arms tight around Steve’s shoulders and his whole lean body pressed up close and warm. It had only lasted a moment, and then Eddie had bounded over to Mel and Sue, both of whom he’s been thoroughly charming since the get-go. 

Steve thinks that when this season—or, uh, series—airs, no matter where Eddie places, the entire country is going to be just as charmed. Eddie’s going to get whatever kind of cookbook deal or streaming show he wants. Sponsors will take one look at that handsome face and charismatic grin, and a whole world of possibilities is going to open up for Eddie. 

Steve’s not in it for any of that, of course. He’s here kind of by accident, because Robin pushed him to apply, and it’s a goddamn miracle he’s been holding his own. Hell, it’s a miracle he’s in this country at all. When Robin had started looking at the Cambridge MPhil program in linguistics, she’d said wouldn’t it be great if and he’d snorted, yeah right, like I could ever get whatever job I’d need to move to another freaking country, but then—well. Things had happened the way they’d happened, and now Robin’s almost finished with her degree and Steve is taking time off from the London charity he works at in order to be on Bake Off. 

He’s told all this to the cameras, plus the stuff about how baking started as a way for him to connect with the kids he used to babysit in Indiana, blah blah blah. He thinks it’s probably too boring for them to air, but he gets that they have to try to get a story anyway. 

Eddie Munson, on the other hand, is probably going to be featured in all the series promos. Steve is rabidly curious about what Eddie’s story is, but he hasn’t worked up the nerve to just ask. It should be the easiest thing in the world. They’ve got kind of a camaraderie going, the two of them; a bit of a bromance, as Mel’s put it more than once. 

It’s true they get along pretty well, and the cameras have been picking up on it: on the way Eddie’ll wander over to Steve’s bench like a stray cat whenever they get some downtime, how they wind up horsing around sometimes, working off leftover adrenaline from the frantic rush of caramelization or whatever. There’s the time Eddie had hopped up on a stool to deliver some kind of speech from Macbeth, of all things, and overbalanced right onto Steve, who had barely managed to keep them both from careening into a stand mixer. Sue had patted Eddie on the shoulder and said, “Well, boys, that’ll be going in the episode for sure.”

They both get along with the other contestants just fine, of course, but they’re two guys of about the same age with no wife and kids waiting at home. It’s only natural that they’re gravitating together, becoming something like friends, Steve figures. It’s pretty great that he’s getting at least one real friend out of this whole thing.

It would be even greater if Steve could stop thinking about Eddie’s hands in decidedly non-friendly ways. With all the paperwork he’s signed, he can’t even complain to Robin about how Eddie looks with his sleeves pushed up to show off the tattoos on his forearms, kneading dough and grunting a little under his breath with effort. Steve had almost forgotten to pre-heat his oven that day. 

Two benches away, Eddie fumbles the spoons he’s been juggling with a clatter, and he bursts out laughing, glancing over at Steve like Steve’s in on the joke. Steve grins back, heart twanging painfully in his chest, and thinks: well, fuck. Guess this is happening.

#this is a TRULY bonkers AU like wtf even is the venn diagram of steddie fans and people who exclusively like the BBC GBBO #I know nothing about the process of creating reality tv so I most likely will not be continuing this #(plus ST is just so intrinsically American to me) #but I saw the GBBO musical last week and that's what prompted this little abomination #steddie #GBBO AU #ETA: ftr I rated the GBBO musical 2.5/5. I have a colour-coded spreadsheet. #decent songwriting & solid performances but the emotional beats/pacing were all over the place and it did some weird revisionist callbacks #plus the level of assumed thirst for not!Paul Hollywood was wildly off-putting to me #a person who finds neither his personality nor his appearance in any way attractive #anyway I paid £15 for my ticket and that felt right to me. I will see literally any show for £15.

[apollosunshineisdead]

cecil "cecil night vale" gershwin palmer,, cecile,, aaa

#im sorry i dont know how to draw men over 20 im struggling with this guy (and carlos) #im only on episode 15. How am i supposed to catch up at this rate #cecil palmer #welcome to night vale #wtnv fanart #wtnv

[luna-lovegreat]

Yo

For you,

Art from Jojo @linkeduniverse au :)

#I hope I made you smile #which one is your favourite? #twitter account we rate dogs #I think the chain submitted the pictures of leg and twi to the account #they spent MONTHS planning payback #and they were both mortally offended they didn't earn a 15/10 #why yes. Wolfie is holding ladies underwear in the one where it says he breaks hearts for a living #I edited the profile pic but not the dog names #more ironic if the names are wrong #Twi gets called Teddy #I think it's funny. anyways #hope this made you happy #linkeduniverse #linked universe #Lu #lu twilight #lu legend #Lu Wolfie #Lu memes

[snailmug]

i just watched charlie's stream from during gen loss and the foreshadowing is making me crazy

"today we are doing something absolutely crazy! something never before seen on twitch"

"the truth is actually behind you but you cant see it"

charlie slimecicle, i am gnashing my TEETH

#also yes i did sit through 15 mins of charlie rating colors #you underestimate the power of that man #generation loss #generation loss spoilers #charlie slimecicle #slimecicle #ribbit

[meet-me-behindthemall12]

what we thought:

Barbie: heheh i love hanging out with my successful gal pals and respectful men. my life is so slay and i fucking love pink!!

Oppenheimer: the world is a dark place filled with dark things and i have only made it worse. i’m a bad person but i stand by my decision

what we got:

Barbie: life is and will never be fair and i’m reminded every day that women and men alike struggle in different places with different systems of power. i fear the end but also look forward to it

Oppenheimer: hehe bomb go boom and i fucking love sex hehe. i’m so amazing

#barbie #barbieheimer #oppenheimer #i haven’t actully seen oppenheimer and now i kinda don’t want to #15 MINUTES???? #i thought it was rated R because it’s violent but NOOO #wtf oppenheimer #actually no #wtf BARBIE #you’ve made me question everything #pinkcore #taylor swift #💗💖🩷💕💓💘🎟️💝🎀💄👛🌺💐🌸💞 #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #taylornation #aziraphale #taylor #i love you taylor #taylor swift debut #doctor who

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

My walls are made of my heart (would you still break them gently?)

Two separate buildings, connected by a paper thin wall, brings two people together in an unexpected way. Buck and Tommy are complete strangers, but they're about to get to know each other in ways they couldn't even begin to imagine. There may be a wall between them but the walls around their hearts are about to crumble.

Chapter Moodboards

Chapter 2|Chapter 3|Chapter 4

#Leo writes #bucktommyweekend #bucktommy #kinkley #tevan #firecopter #911 abc #911 #This might actually be my favourite thing ever #I'm doing one story and all the clean prompts so this will be updated frequently throughout the weekend but also will continue after as #at least 15 chapters planned #cheesy romcom movie inspiration required a poster to match #so hyped for this #evan buck buckley #tommy kinard #tags and rating will change if they need to #MWAMOMH(wysbtg?)

[theshireisburningg]

[rated E]

Eddie is so in the zone playing his video game that he doesn’t pay much attention to Steve padding around the room, only vaguely registering the tape being switched out and a Television song starting to play. He smashes at the keys and hums along to the music quietly, not taking his eyes off the screen. That is until Steve is standing in front of him momentarily blocking his view, dropping to his knees before Eddie can protest.

Eddie stills immediately, eyes rapidly bouncing between the TV and Steve, who is quietly reaching out to undo Eddie's belt.

“What are you…”

“Shh…” Steve whispers, fingers working to unzip Eddie's jeans, tugging on the corners in a silent demand.

“I uh-“ Eddie freezes to watch Steve, fumbling with the controller when he leans in, breathe hot though Eddie’s boxers.

“I can’t really pause this level but if you just wait like- two minutes I can give you my full attention.” Eddie is rambling, eyes trained on Steve and fingers hitting buttons off of muscle memory.

“It’s okay,” Steve mumbles, patting Eddie's hip with another pull to the denim.

“Seriously like- two minutes. I promised Henderson I would have this level beat and-" Steve cuts him off (probably for the best).

“Keep playing.” His eyes raise slightly to meet Eddie’s, and then with a grimace, he tacks on, “and don't mention Henderson again.”

Fuck. Eddie lifts his hips off the bed, enough for Steve to tug his jeans and boxers down in one motion and let them pool around his ankles.

Eddie half-heartedly glances at the screen and tries his best to do what Steve asks, but just as he starts to get some semblance of focus back, Steve takes Eddie into his mouth.

It’s… fucking torture. Eddie almost drops the controller on Steve twice because he’s doing some shit with his tongue, making it impossible for Eddie to stay still.

He doesn’t think he’s ever done this and not had his hands buried in Steve’s hair. He’s usually in control, setting the pace because that's how Steve likes it, but the roles are reversed today, and Steve seems set on killing him.

“That’s- fuck, Steve.”

It's clear to Eddie now that Steve is putting on a show, which doesn’t seem fair considering he pulls off every time Eddie tries to just put the fucking controller down. He’s making obscene, overly enthusiastic noises, letting his spit drip down his fist, the slick sound loud even over the music.

Steve pulls off but keeps up the pace with his hand as he catches his breath.

“Did you beat it yet?”

Eddie looks down, see's Steve lips bright red and shiny, and immediately needs to look away.

“What- no. You actually expect me to be able to focus on this shit?” As if on queue, the telltale womp-womp of Mario walking straight off the cliff echoes around the room.

“You better if you wanna come.” And with that, he dives back in.

Eddie can only be so strong when Steve is suctioning his cheeks and picking of the pace of his hand, doing a twisting motion that has Eddie spiraling. He makes it about thirty more seconds before he’s cursing again.

“Gonna- Steve m’ gonna come I can't..”

Steve doesn't pull off, just looks up at Eddie through his lashes- and shit that's a sight of its own. He slows down to a torturing pace at Eddie’s words, shaking his head slightly, a silent wait.

With the sheer fucking nerd power of the part of Eddie that spends an embarrassing amount of time playing video games, he's able to concentrate enough to win, doesn’t even let the screen change before he's tossing the controller aside, winding his hands through Steve's hair as he shifts, raises his hips for more.

He’s on the edge and Steve can tell, moans around Eddie’s dick, let's the vibration be felt.

“Steve, Steve, shit-"

He sees fucking stars when he comes, has never been so keyed up from not being able to touch Steve in his life. He falls back against the sheets immediately, trying to remember how to fucking breathe as his heart pounds in his chest.

Steve stands with a smirk, wiping his chin off with the back of his hand.

“What… the fuck was that. Jesus Christ.”

Steve shrugs, “Just wanted to try something.” He turns to the TV then, surveys the screen.

“You’re kind of shit at this game.”

Stev cackled at Eddie's i'm going to kill you, and strides out of the room.

#rated e for exquisite bj #jk. kinda #wrote this in like 15 mins so ignore typos but uhh #i just couldnt stop thinkin about this ok #eddie is such a nerd LMFAO i stand by that. steve blows his mind fr fr #steddie fic #steve harrington #eddie munson #my writing #steddie fan fiction

[bespectacledbun]

✨️Music tag game✨️

Rules: Pick a song for each letter of your URL and tag that many people. got tagged by @wardans and remembered oh shit I have to do this 😂

B: Bakar Bakar — Nucleya

E: Écoute Chérie — Vendredi sur Mer

S: Silk & Cologne — EI8HT & Offset

P: Praise The Lord (Da Shine) — A$AP Rocky feat. Skepta

E: Ek Ladki Ko Dekha — Kumar Sanu

C: Chocolat — Lartiste feat. Awa Imani

T: Too Many Nights — Metro Boomin feat. Don Toliver, Future

A: Alanati Ramachandrudu — Sunitha, Jikki, & Sandhya

C: Con Altura — Rosalía & J Balvin feat. El Guincho

L: LOOK DON'T TOUCH — Odetari feat. cade clair

E: Express — Christian Aguilera

D: Dear Arkansas Daughter — Lady Lamb

B: Bonita — J Balvin feat. Jowell & Randy

U: Unholy — Sam Smith feat. Kim Petras

N: Naatu Naatu — Kaala Bhairava & Rahul Sipligunj

Tagging: @syneilesis @ominousjangling @altairring @batteryrose @justine-the-guillotine. go crazy idk man

#tag game #this was surprisingly more difficult than I expected it to be #turns out I dont really know a lot of songs starting with E!!! not in english at any rate lmao #cannae tag 15 people because im not sure I even know 15 people on this app so 5 it is lmao

[howzaboutsomewaterysalt]

He found you!

Decided to add sketch here for a laugh.

#fnaf #fanart #art #sketch #five nights at freddys #five nights at freddy's #fivenightsatfreddysfanart #freddy fazbear #you seen the Fnaf movie? #I was kicked out of the fnaf movie #it’s rated 15 in the uk #but American kids are built different and can see it at 13 #it was the saddest Halloween….. #my mother should have birthed me sooner #the fnaf movie #fnaf movie

[gerbits]

far harbor fits thanks to @quietwaters ♡

#have one last portrait-ish post before i get back to gameplay #everything in this set is wonderful #15/10 rating #the sims 4 #the sims #sims #ts4 portrait #sim:wey

[somecunttookmyurl]

for reasons unknown to mankind the SumUp online store editor does not allow you to set shipping rates by weight which has resulted in "irrationally high postage cost to cover a heavy parcel that i will then almost immediately have to refund like half of"

flawless system honestly. you give me £25 to ship a necklace, i immediately give £15 of it back. 10/10 no notes

#the alternative is flat rate LOW shipping cost #and then straight up losing £15-20 on the occasional bigger order #like what am i supposed to do chase you down afterwards

[bright-and-burning]

my friend from high school’s boyfriend posted a run today on strava w this caption… jumpscare

#you don’t know how much my heart rate jumped scrolling through people’s runs and then reading the word LESTAPPEN #deeply deeply deeply unexpected crossover in my life #like. hello sir you have an engineering degree and have been dating my friend since we were 15. #bizarre timing for him to hop on lestappen tiktok NOW of all times

[red-dyed-sarumane]

i need people to start paying me for every time they tell me "oh but ur arts so good ur wasting ur talent u need to do it professionally" wrong i need to do art to draw beautiful characters that not a single other person cares about while feeding every ounce of love i have into my work or to convey thoughts & feelings beyond words and to even think of doing otherwise is to deny my own nature "oh but u can do what u want and then sell it" why is everything about money to you why cant u just enjoy things at what point in ur life did u forget how to have fun

#i hate that this stance is also seen as childish #like i have a full time job & often have mandatory overtime i have income already #if u need to to make ends meet then thats different do what u can to help urself live as comfortably as possible #but holy fuck pleasure as an adult is not limited to sex & money & watching tv #besides u know not a single one of the people who say this are willing to actually pay what the arts worth #its like 'well not me but other people would love it!' yeah okay u know a lot of other people are going to see the #over $100 price tag and go 'i like it but not that much! other people however' like just shut up. honestly. be quiet. #if i speed ran my art and low balled myself to a $15/hour rate the lowest would still be like $120 #which is not worth it AT ALL bc i just paid MORE to sit on my ass & look at eggs #and. again. is underselling myself for both experience & time. but people think $80 full body comms are too expensive #do u think im so stupid to not expect to get scammed when even 'easy' things are over $100 #but no ur right why would i have fun with something when i could instead cause myself infinite stress over it perfect thanks #do not give me advice about doing comms i do not want to do comms #if u see me doing comms im in a very dire situation. like thats a last resort for me.