#Pho Jokes

[yogurtlid10000]

phos is my muse 😨a little dump of oldish HNK art as a break from transformers la la la FOR SOME REASON I CANT DRAW SOUNDWAVE RN I wanted to post him later ugh

Errrrmm shrimp

i neeeeed to reread mtmte NOW

(I’m on issue 4)

#Houseki no kuni #😎Houseki humor…. GUYS PLEASE GET MY JOKES #😨😞🙁 #Phos…. 🫶 #i love phos so much #hnk phos #moon phos #cairngorm i love cairngorm #cinnabar #land of the lustrous #antarc hnk

[nthflower]

My hnk fanart based on chapter 100 what do you think??

#jokes #this is the only form of them i can draw for now #also their friends rock and tata #houseki no kuni #phos #houseki no kuni spoilers #houseki no shitpost #waow this tag exist #i have a theory about ending and i dont want it #it was like calm before storm

[warriorssurvivalandstuff]

Phos drawpile contributions

#hnk #phos #land of the lustrous #notice the tiny cinnabar #ooc yes but I had to joke

[solros-inahalfshell]

Can I sell you on a crossover ship rq

#ultrakill gabriel #hnk phos #this started out as a joke #but god damn

[notadecepticon]

thinking about how i invited a friend to follow me here if they wanted to see me be unhinged and 2 days later im posting bad end memes with body horror

im so sorry im overachieving the unhinged promise

#pho i hope you are doing well #i know our group regularly makes dark jokes but im sorry none the less

[booskwan]

at my top school there’s a pho place right across from one of the freshman year dorms and solely for that reason i hope i get in

#i’m joking #a little bit #theo.txt #we didn’t get it when we were touring bc my parents wanted chipotle instead (which was across the street from the pho place under the dorm #funny enough)

[va-draws]

HOLY SHIT!! IS THAT A HAPPY PHOS!!!

quick make a wish before he disappears

#jokes aside I miss their smile #hnk #houseki no kuni #hnk phos #phosphophillyte #hnk fanart #fanart #my art

[eyelessfog]

Land of the lustrous is a normal manga. come closer

#lotl #[lore texts] #yes yes i recognize the pebble was a metaphor for getting better n stopping the cycle. ill make that joke later #before that though? its just phos getting worse #land of the lustrous #houseki no kuni

[mokneydloaf]

“Did you hear about the Vietnamese Restaurant that hired people to stand in a line that wraps around the building, just to seem more popular?

 Yeah, it’s a real Pho Queue to their customers"

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #luffy #pun #bad joke #dad joke #punny #luffy logic #random #ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #sourced #au: modern #vietnam #pho soup

[fallingupwardsinlife]

headcanon that jacob calls kaitlyn's mom auntie and they're always inviting him over so they can trick him into building up his spice tolerance (kaitlyn jokes that shes colonizing a white boy)

#the quarry #jacob custos #kaitlyn ka #me and my sister joke so much about colonizing our white friends when we feed them asian food #but no yeah now jacobs fav food is kaitlyn's mom's pho

[penebui]

Wait im not ready for bald phos

#Hnk #Houseki no kuni #I'm getting flashbacks to 2018 #We all thought baldparadscha was funny but Ishikawa once again burdens us with a sick joke of making bald phos real #Penn talks about pens

[maraeffect]

i had a really good day today 🥹💖

#had a lazy morning bc i slept like shit lol BUT. my partner & I had brunch together #and then took a road trip to DAISOOOOO FINALLY I GOT TO GO AGAIN #after that i took her on a date to a little pho place near the store 🥹 and it was DELICIOUS #and i think my partner felt really appreciated too 🥺 she kept saying how sweet i was for takin her out #and how she loves me so much 😭😭😭 swear to god i am so lucky to have her #and we laughed a lot too since the trip was long. lots of stupid jokes and shit lol #best saturday I've had in a bit i think 🥹💖 #chatter #autumn

[yammoba]

Actually the joker for nonbinary people is phos from hnk

#a coworker and i were talking about lana del rey and she was like yeah i like her cause shes like the joker for women #absolutly understandable #but it got me to wondering who the joke for nonbinary people is #i said dorian electra #which is certainly true for a certain type of nb #but phos is a better general answer i think

[industria-adastra]

So...

Since AntarcPhos is pretty dead, I guess it's time to consider...

*drumroll*

PadpaPhos

Yeah. Just two bros chilling and bonding over their desire to peace out permanently. And also why not?

I could have a whole entire meta delving into how Padpa confided into Phos out of all people and how Phos and Padpa's red and blue oni dynamic was pretty interesting. Alongside with Phos pretty much yoinking Padpa to the moon to fix them and Padpa immediately being 100% down to do whatever for their cause. I'd say it culminates in the whole yanking out a nice hunk of gem flesh in front of Rutile but that entire hot mess also requires including Rutile and Padpa's complex (and technically unhealthy) relationship AND the kind of mindsets they have.

So yeah PadpaPhos why not amirite.

(Currently they can in fact chill out together as two lifeless bros seeing as 96 implies/outright bricks us in the face that Padpa is probably not coping too well with being an immortal banking on their mentally broken, mentally disintegrating junior to whole-heartedly desire salvation/nothingness for them. Like at least if they're shattered or missing a few hunks of their flesh they can sleep it out in the closest approximation of eternal nothingness (death lite edition) rather than spend a couple millennia grinding more points for apathy as ennui sets in with the speed of light.)

#houseki no kuni #hnk #land of the lustrous #hnk phos #phosphophyllite #padparadscha #hnk padparadscha #personal post #padpaphos #and why you could consider shipping it #it wouldn't be like me to not go into at least one rarepair for a fandom lol #anyways this got longer than i expected huh #stan padpaphos for absolutely nothing but vibes alone (joke) #although tbh hnk and shipping is kinda like there but not the main point #the most outright romantic relationship in hnk is between a manipulative (nihilistic? am I using this term right) arsehole and #their new shiny pet project they can wind up however they want them to #there's probably like 99+ metas on Cairnmea and how downright awful it is but like I feel like writing about how awful it is too #maybe in a later post

[blankrslate07]

What if Phos does end up praying themselves away, but rather than fading into nothing, they reverse isekai themselves into somewhere else while the Lunarians can only stand and watch through the pearl eye.

#houseki no kuni #hnk #phosphophillyte #hnk phos #this is a joke btw #...maybe

[newtkive]

shift shenanigans - social media au (pt. 2)

note: yes there’s the main work chat w carmy, the secret coworker chat w/o carmy, and the secret secret bestie chat w syd, marcus, and yourself. it would be canon.

warnings: crude humor, slightly offensive jokes

part one

liked by carmyberzatto, marcus.brooks11 and 40 others

chefboyardee: life lately

see all 9 comments

syd_adamu: that pho was life changing

↳ chefboyardee: i think it was the best i’ve ever had

marcus.brooks11: feet off the table @syd_adamu

↳ chefboyardee: leave my girl alone

↳ richietheking: I knew you guys were lez

↳ syd_adamu: we aren’t and you can’t say that

↳ chefboyardee: oh.. we aren’t? ☹️😔

↳ syd_adamu: 😑

carmyberzatto: 🍲🔥

THE GOLDEN TRIO

[ 7:45 AM ]

y/n: did you see

did you see

did

you

see

ogmgokggkowkfofsk

syd: pardon??

what did richie do oh my god

did he post another picture of him with the gun from that one day

fuckkkk carmys gonna be so mad

marcus: nope i wish

y/n: he commented on my post 😭😭😭😭

syd: who

marcus: think about it

who else would cause this reaction

y/n: carmy!!!!!!!

i woke up to him commenting 🍲🔥 😍😍😍😍

syd: woah and the heart eyes?

y/n: no that’s my addition

syd: the bar is in hell

HES YOUR BOSS

y/n: AND I WANT HIS BABIES??

marcus: y’all so hype to be pregnant THEN BOOOMMM ‼️ THE BABY’S UGLY AND BALD WITH ECZEMA 😩🤨

syd: LMFAOOOOO WHOS YALL THO????

y/n: bye im done

im leaving for work.

don’t talk to me ever again

done.

marcus: bye 👋

why do you leave so early fool

syd: so she can be teachers pet

marcus: smh always there before everyone

y/n: not true.

syd: i thought you weren’t talking to us

y/n: 😒

marcus: want me to bring y’all an iced latte again

y/n: …. 😁

WORK

[ 8:15 AM ]

y/n: AYOOOO

great job cleaning up after work yesterday 😊👍

richie: Is this a joke?

y/n: why would i joke about such a thing

carmy: Y/n what are you doing

y/n: u said to tell everyone their housekeeping is shitty

carmy: No I said I was going to tell them that, and you said no I’ll do it

This is not what I meant

y/n: well you yell too much

marcus: ouch

that’s my station 😔

carmy: Well clean it better

y/n: im using reverse psychology and positive reinforcement

carmy: Not what that means

y/n: well notice how no one’s mad at me

im making alliances day by day

richie: You’ve worked here for two years and we are already friends

y/n: so you’re saying you aren’t my ally

richie: No

We are definitley in an alliance

y/n: love u richie

richie: Don’t go that far

chefboyardee’s instagram stories

WE HAVE THE BEEF 🥩

[ 3:25 PM ]

y/n:

he so fine im bouta cermmmmm

syd: …..

marcus: :O

y/n: why are you acting shocked

like i haven’t said this daily

tina: Woah girl who?

y/n: HUH

richie: I’m not in the picture I don’t get it

syd: let’s just keep working before carmy notices

tina: I don’t care I’m on smoke break. Who are you talking about girl? Spill the tea..

marcus: she was talking about me you guys

y/n: the guy in the back

oh i mean yeah marcus

tina: The meat delivery guy? He has a wife..

y/n: we are having an affair

marcus: no it’s about me

richie: I didn’t know Marcus and Y/n were a thing..

tina: Something ain’t right. No way they are.

marcus: we aren’t it’s just our sense of humor

y/n: i was just being funny!

tina: What did Jeff just yell inside?

syd: came out of the office and said “just cuz we’re slow doesn’t mean you can play on your phones” 👍💯

tina: Whatever. No chance Y/n meant Marcus. You got the hots for Jeffrey?

y/n: what no

tina: Well I wouldn’t blame you. He’s cute

y/n: OMG RIGHTTTTTTT

its the tattoos isn’t it

richie: You have to be fucking joking

tina: I was playing..

y/n: im confused

syd: that was cruel

marcus: who cares it’s not a big deal

y/n: so you don’t think he’s cute tina?? ☹️☹️

tina: No he is cute… for you 😝

y/n: this is humiliating

richie: I’ll tell him

y/n: NO

stop

sSTOP THATS NOT FUNNY

richie im not joking i’ll put a bomb in your floorboards

richie: I’m just fucking with you kid

tina: This isn’t over.

THE GOLDEN TRIO:

[ 3:40 PM ]

syd: y/n….

marcus: you look like a ghost y/n

y/n: i cannot believe i sent that to the wrong gc

i’m done im so done

marcus: stop looking so sad it’s making me feel bad

syd: it’s okay! just be thankful it wasn’t to the work groupchat with him in it..

marcus: true it could be worse

y/n: i guess so

thank you for trying to cover for me marcus

marcus: anytime you know i got you

syd: let’s get back to work before we start looking obvious

#carmen berzatto x reader #carmy berzatto x reader #carmy berzatto #carmen berzatto #the bear #the bear imagine #carmy berzatto imagine #x reader #carmen berzatto imagine #sydney adamu #sydney adamu x reader #richie jerimovich #richie jerimovich x reader #the bear reader insert #the bear text au #carmy berzatto text au #crack #fluff #social media au #text au