#PIC Spoilers

[milfleeta]

it’s the way that jadzia and lenara khan were allowed to show more intimacy in a singular episode in 1995 than seven and raffi have in three seasons of a show that began in 2020

#pic spoilers #picard spoilers #pic #this doesn’t just mean physical intimacy btw it’s very clear the writers don’t care about their sapphics #I’m not even big on saffi like others are but oh man was I BOTHERED by their reunion because huh what why #if seven wasn’t a legacy and fans didn’t obviously care so much for her and raffi’s relationship #I’m convinced they would’ve been written out of this season along with the rest of the s1 and s2 cast

[fate-motif]

i’m starting to think none of us really want our much-loved characters on star trek picard, because they’re just going to be props for the most juvenile writing in all of star trek. thank your lucky stars that they’ve forgotten your blorbo. pray they don’t even say their name.

#me sweating nervously every time they mention janeway #don’t you FUCKING touch her #star trek #pic #pic spoilers #fandom

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek Picard "The Last Generation" & Star Trek: The Next Generation "The Best of Both Worlds Part 2"

#Star Trek Picard #PIC #spoilers #pic spoilers #Star Trek The Next Generation #TNG #The Last Generation #The Best of Both Worlds Pt 2 #parallels #uss enterprise #enterprise d #galaxy class #borg #explosion #hide and queue

[captainsolocide]

how many times does Data have to die for Geordi to give him a hug

#pic spoilers #data soong #geordi la forge #daforge #I AM NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE #cannot believe they still havent canonically hugged WHAT KINDA BULLSHIT

[trillscienceofficer]

I'm optimistic about Seven and Raffi deranged shenanigans post-Picard show because I have faith that Seven hasn't lost her penchant for fucking first officers.

#leaving this here #pic #pic spoilers #last thing i'll say i promise #r7

[the-lady-general]

Best Starfleet XO by rowdiness

Ransom. Stabbed the captain's daughter AND tried to eat the ship AND gets on everybody's nerves with tales of his bench press high score. Understood the assignment, A+, no notes.

Burnham. Got so rowdy. Like, SO rowdy. Amazing XO. Ultimately didn't stab her captain, which is good for her, but bad for my personal entertainment.

Kira. Built a kiln and then burned it down. Pointed and laughed at Dukat. Got so rowdy she fought *for* the Cardassians at one point. Should have stabbed more people, mostly Damar.

Spock. The other S'chn T'gai. Tried to kill the captain, and he would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for that lousy doctor. Swordfought that lousy doctor.

Gwyn. Tried to stab multiple people, most of them on purpose.

Una. Knocked out two department heads in the same episode. Heck yes!

Seven. I haven't seen PIC, but I heard Jeri Ryan was in it and I loved her in Leverage, so I hope she got to stab lots of people. <3

Tuvok. Love that guy, the brain cell, trolled the Maquis. I saw like two episodes of Voy, no idea if he stabbed anyone, but I really want him to.

T'Pol. Points deducted for ending more fights than she starts as far as I've seen. Super secret super agent, but sadly, I have yet to see her stab Archer. She should stab Archer. As a treat.

You know, I can't actually remember if Chakotay or Tuvok were XO of Voy and I'm too lazy to look it up, so I would like to encourage someone else to sing his praises and tell me about how cool he was until I get round to it.

Tysess. Politely yet firmly told Janeway no that one time. Boo!

Riker. Got a little pouty that one time when his boss was abducted and his replacement boss made them all work less. Could definitely teach that man tricks with treats and clicker training, which is probably why the psychiatrist was into him.

#star trek #star trek spoilers #star trek spoiler #spoilers #spoiler #i hope you guys can forgive the lack of spoiler tags per show but i am lazy #if you know more than me then i sincerely encourage you to kidnap this post and tell me about your favourite rowdy moments for the xo's #but please hold the ent spoilers #dammit ok sigh here we go #lower decks spoilers #ds9 spoilers #disco spoilers #tos spoilers #tng spoilers #prodigy spoilers #ent spoilers #uuuuuuuuuuh #pic spoilers #voy spoilers

[prettylittlelifeforms]

Modern trek: uses an old clip

Me: cries

#fUCK i just saw the end of that scene after starting to make the post bitch I am BAWLING #picard #picard spoilers #Star Trek picard #pic #st pic #pic spoilers #picard 3x06

[worflesbian]

anyway do you think when worf rescues riker and troi riker wont believe that its him bc the changelings have appeared as people they trust come to “rescue” them before to trick them into talking and it takes troi sensing his genuine anguish at that for them to realise

#i dont bc thatd be too good for this show but im enjoying considering it #ghItlhpu'wIj #worfriker #riker #worf #i need a tag for the three of them #deanna troi #stp

[ezrisdax-archive]

fuck this guy

#beej talks star trek #pic spoilers

[annikasevenshots]

I cannot stand them they're actually so chaotic

Bonus:

#seven of nine #liam shaw #s3e5 #picard spoilers #star trek picard #star trek picard spoilers #pic spoilers #my gifsets

[vanvelding]

Star Trek: Picard

#Star Trek Picard Spoilers #Picard Spoilers #PIC Spoilers #Star Trek Picard

[fate-motif]

the way star trek picard literally says no one else gets to have fun. if you like lower decks or prodigy fuck you. hell, if you like ds9 or voyager fuck you. these characters' lives don't matter. we're gonna make them work for an apartheid state and when we go back on that at the end of s1 we're gonna make sure they get assimilated so that picard gets to feel bad about the fact he got assimilated. the way picard says literally no one except picard fucking matters.

#YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS PICARD #YOU DON'T NEED TO HOLD EVERYONE HOSTAGE OKAY #CAN'T YOU LET PEOPLE BE HAPPY??? NO??? #star trek #pic #pic spoilers #fandom

[spockvarietyhour]

Gnarly

#Star Trek Picard #spoilers #PIC #pic spoilers #borg queen #Danny and Renae watch PIC #Danny watches PIC

[captainsolocide]

DATA

DATA???? DATA!!! DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA DATAAAAAA

#pic spoilers #star trek pic #3x06 #the bounty #data soong #GAY PEOPLE WIN TODAY BRO THEY REALLY HAD THE ROIMANTIC ZOOM ON GEORDI WHEN HE SAW HM #AND DATA'S FIRST WORD WAS GEORDI I CANT BELIEVE IT #im changing my pfp in celebration #i literally thought i was so delusional for even hoping he would come back and hes here!!! #my boy is finally back im so happy!!! #and idc that hes a little fucked rn cause theyll fix it and they wont dare kill him for the THIRD TIME #i was so sure they werent going to bring him back i even said i would forgive the pic writers for everything else #including straight geordi and sevenraffi break up real?? #why?? #i need them to make out immediately

[trillscienceofficer]

I can't stop thinking about the possibility that this could happen especially now that he's witnessed directly whatever the hell is going on between Raffi and Seven

#also i'm trying to laugh in the face of terrible writing sorry #i know this is pretty much invoking the monkey's paw curse #pic #pic spoilers

[milfleeta]

Someone said in an interview that Kestra is at Starfleet Academy which is why she’s not there when Deanna is taken. Okay cool would’ve liked if that was mentioned in the show but whatever. One quick q tho, if she’s at Starfleet Academy, and the Borgification is being done via Starfleet transporter and affecting people under the age of 25, then why aren’t her parents losing their shit over the very real possibility that their daughter has also been assimilated 🤨

#pic spoilers #picard spoilers #star trek picard spoilers #we can’t live laugh love our way out of making this episode good I’m sorry #kestra being in Starfleet in general is dumb and I’m tired of this show acting like every kid with SF parents should go into it too but #I digress #considering how much we know they are still (and probably always will be) healing from the death of their son #they could really stand to show some more consideration for their daughter this season