#Or just bf?

[warriorblood1]

im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game

#disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #me and my bf have been laughing at this all day #i keep saying/thinking ''so youre the most mentally ill officer in the precinct'' #its a shame you cant just say yes #for the record i picked the second option

[landofgay]

house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

#house md #im so sorry but my bf just said this and we died laughing #'house when wilson gets a cold' #ivypost #post of all time now

[hellspawnmotel]

intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)

#just some guys ive been tossing around in my brain #can you tell i like drawing wires. #art tag #oc tag #computer yuri #objectum #evil supercomputer #toxic yuri #cartoon violence #robots #my apologies to edgar. your bf isnt that terrible. you can do better tho #(hes from a movie called electric dreams i didnt make him) #edit got lightly scolded (rightfully!) for not taking the alt text seriously. genuinely uncool of me and it has been fixed. i hope

[sttoru]

thinking of dating older bf!satoru. . .and i’m talking like you’re in your early 20’s and he’s in his early 30’s.

the way he texts at the start of your blooming relationship is super attractive somehow. like the most simplest of texts would get you weak in the knees. texts like ‘good morning, sweetheart.’ // ‘how’s my pretty girl doing?’ // ‘there’s my gorgeous girl.’ // ‘rise ‘n shine, sleepyhead.’ // ‘it’s okay, baby. i understand.’ // ‘you never fail to amaze me, huh.’

or when you’re being very risky via your messenger app, older bf!satoru is definitely the type to say ‘careful.’ // ‘you’re gonna get me in trouble.’ // ‘you’re being quite brave today, doll. // ‘aww, how adorable of you.’ // ‘mhm? that so?’

also . . . gives you money out of the blue. randomly. doesn’t question it at all. or sends expensive gifts your way too without you asking. older bf!satoru would text you stuff like; ‘here’s some money, gorgeous. want you to spoil yourself for me today, okay?’ // ‘just a little gift.’ // ‘you deserve a break, baby. here you go.’ // ‘got you something small.’

and then you check your bank account and it’s an easy $200 / $500 / $800 ++ added by him. or when he’s sending gifts to your apartment, it’s gonna be one of them reaaaaal expensive ones. probably ones you eyed before or had mention you liked very briefly, but didn’t get it because of the price.

definitely also the type to try and accommodate or match his texting style to yours as the months go by. kinda to match your energy. perhaps fails horribly at it, but it’s cute to see him try.

#sttoru chats. #just wrote my thoughts down rlly quick LOL #self indulgent af but if yall want any fics w older bf!satoru let me know in my inbox teeheee might even make a series of it #jjk x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader #jjk x you #gojo x you #cw age gap #cw age difference

[fagbfcore]

when he holds you tighter as he fucks into you and his thrusts are getting faster and desperate snd erratic and his face is buried in ur neck and he's got a fistful of your hair and he can't stop telling you your tight, warm pussy is his and only his in needy growls

#my bf is visiting i just got fucked real fucking good im getting needy thinking abt it when i should be getting ready for our date 🥴 #ftm nsft #trans nsft #queer nsft #very nsft

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

It's definitely spooky season so I'm turning everything scary , sexy cute

#artists on tumblr #illustration #character design #halloween #spooky season #pyramid head #silent hill fanart #pyramid head fanart #pink pyramid head #based on my own pinkhamid head cosplay lmao #my bf said that he wanted to see the back because he looked delicious #he said “he is just perfect he has big muscles and a big dick”

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dead on main au where

1. Danny wears a 1/2 face mask as a ghost to make sure his parents don’t find out who he is

2. The decision to start wearing the mask was a spontaneous thing that happened at school and he stole the mask from his high school’s theater department

3. Danny moves to Gotham as soon as he turns 18 on a scholarship but it doesn’t include dorm fees.

4. Danny hides out in an abandoned theater (the attic is surprisingly well insulated!!!!) and spends most of his time there as a ghost because he can’t anywhere else in Gotham.

5. An injured Red hood limps his way into one of his favorite old hideouts (the theater obviously), and promptly passes out from blood loss with the hazy image of a masked glowing spector as the last thing he sees.

6. He wakes up enough to hear soft reassurances of safety and feel cool hands carry him with no noticeable strain.

7. Jason comes to in a giant nest of blankets with his wound neatly stitched up, a killer headache, and a sticky note wishing him well/ promising the writer didn’t leak under the helmet (a fact Jason is well aware of considering his head is very much unexploded)

8. Jason tries to leave but he passes out again and is honestly too tired to try again when he comes back around. So he just…falls asleep.

9. Jason wakes up again to warm food on an old silver tray and an empty room, not knowing Danny is watching him from the corner to make sure he doesn’t fall again. Not that Danny wouldn’t catch him again, but he’d prefer it didn’t happen at all.

In short, Danny plays elusive nurse to the dangerous red hood while Jason sees a literal ghost that lives in an abandoned theater wearing a phantom of the opera mask and decides he’s found a keeper. Clearly he appreciates the drama.

#i wanna say Jason’s disappointed when Danny is actually ridiculously attractive #but he’s just turned on tbh #like his ghost bf has glowing green fucking freckles #it’s adorable #and hot #very very hot #dead on main #jason todd x danny fenton #danny fenton x jason todd #dc x dp #dpxdc

[dancing-homestuck]

I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

#mindless blabbering #cat #I just got to work and miss my baby already #my bf knows I love him and I can tell him whenever I want #but my cat???? does he know???? #if it were not for capitalism we would be playing fetch RIGHT NOW

[kenntolog]

Imagine cool bf Sukuna loser gf reader where reader is in the art room alone and he joins her and Sukuna initiates make out sheesh with her and she gets so flustered

𝝑𝝔 an: stop this is so cute!! i decided to add a little more details i hope u don’t mind anon!! original post is here, feel free to share your thoughts!!

cool boyfriend sukuna waits for everyone to leave the art class before ever entering the room because he knows his pretty loser girlfriend always comes out the latest.

you never see him coming up behind you as he makes his way from the open entrance and behind the neatly set up marbles to your desk, where you are seated peacefully, singing along softly and gliding your pencil across the paper calmly. your peace is eventually disturbed by his hands suddenly appearing on your shoulders as he pulls you into himself, noticing how you shut your sketchbook quickly and shriek loudly.

you go to push him away until your brain registers his laughter and you tug your headphones down, letting out an exasperated sigh. “‘kunaa! stop doing that, y’know i hate it!”

“heh,” sukuna pinches your cheek affectionately, one arm playfully settled around your neck while the other moves to ruffle your hair. “whatchu drawing there?”

that seems to fluster you as you look up at him and grip your sketchbook tighter, “nothing!”

“liar,” he sneers with a smirk and tries to pull it from your hands, hands that seem a lot more stronger with the way your grip is not easing. “you hidin’ something?”

“no, ‘kuna—”

he doesn’t let you finish, arms loosening around you to turn your chair over so you’re facing him, and puts his hand on your jaw, fingers digging into the flesh of your cheeks softly, not enough to hurt but enough to hold tight.

you stiffen, expression turning surprised as sukuna covers your slightly pouted lips with his, initiating a kiss. he’s quick with it, knowing how anything involving him showing any kind of affection make you putty in his hand, so he uses it so his advantage. your cheeks heat up under his fingers as you whimper and try your best to respond to him, melting under his touch.

sukuna smiles into the kiss knowingly, going slow and soft as his free hand strokes the back of your head mindlessly, to make you relax further. he sucks in your bottom lip gently, glides his tongue of it seductively before he dives deep once again, opening you up more.

it works wonders and soon enough you drop the sketchbook, gripping his shoulders instead as you try to tug him into you further, but he is an asshole so he bites your bottom lip and moves away with a victorious grin.

you let out a startled sound, looking up at him with shock.

“gotcha,” he whispers as he opens the sketchbook, quickly finding the last page.

“don’t!”

sukuna quickly recognises his figure on the page, eyes widening in surprise. a couple of sketches of his face and one of his body in his basketball uniform. and then he looks through earlier pages, finding himself sprinkled into your drawings even from last year. and his smirk grows mischievous at the realisation.

“this what you were hidin’?” he gazes at you, drinking in the way you cover your face with your hands. “you’ve liked me for a while now, haven’t you?”

you nod your head silently, still hiding from him.

he puts the sketchbook away and steps closer to you, hands coming up to pry yours away, “what a loser you are.”

you look up at him with glistening eyes, lips pouty and bitten by him.

“cute.” sukuna thinks out loud, as he pats the top of your head, enjoying the way you get embarrassed even more, burying your face in his shoulder.

#— miya writes! #i just love him being a menace #ryomen sukuna x reader #jjk sukuna #sukuna ryomen x you #sukuna x you #sukuna x reader #sukuna ryomen x reader #sukuna ryoumen x reader #sukuna ryomen #ryomen sukuna #jujutsu kaisen #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #cool bf sukuna x loser gf reader

[ncoley]

fellas does your boyfriend ever feel a little sad so you create an elaborate story that makes him think he's the chosen one from ye olde prophecies and you have everyone he's ever known stand around and clap for him

#bbc merlin #merthur #so i just watched sword in the stone pt 2 and this post is literally merlin #this boy loves his bf soso much #ignore the fact that arthur literally marries a woman 15 minutes later in the episode #arthur pendragon #author is the most specialest boy though i would also do this

[tteokdoroki]

actually sundress season is the worst for jock bf yuuji because he’s trying so hard not to look up your skirts whenever he walks you to class :(( he wants to be respectful but all he can think about is lifting the dainty fabric and finger fucking you in the back of your lectures :((

whenever you visit him on the track he’s so quick to throw his varsity jacket over your lap because he knows the rest of the team are looking longingly at the way your thighs squish together when you sit down n your skirt rides up wahhh wahhh !!!

jock bf yuuji definitely pulls you under the bleachers n asks you so sweetly with pleading brown eyes if you’ll suck his cock. you made him so hard during practice, cheering for him, jumping up and down in your flowing skirt. he thought he might die. he thinks he’s dead when you sink to your knees in front of him, looking up with your glassy gaze as you take him straight into your eager mouth — pulling down the bust of your dress so he can see your tits oh!!!

you’ll have yuuji cummijg on your chest in minutes, coating your plush lips in his cum — letting it drip between your breasts while you pull your dress back up, over his claim. he promises he’ll repay the favour, sinking to own knees beneath your sundress to suckle in your pretty clit through your matching panties <3

#im ovulating sorry #⋆｡°✩ — jock bf!yuuji #✧ ₊˚੭ — writing #✧ ₊˚💭੭ — aali just posted

[time-woods]

once an evil bug always an evil bug

#adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #prohibitedwish #he can and will use his cold hands for evil doings #me? projecting? no id never... anyways yea this is just me and my bf at this point #my hands are constantly cold and you know what sometimes id like to do a bit of pranking #sometimes im allowed to be evil as a treat

[aurosoul]

my bf took this little man out of storage at his parents’ house and I’m obsessed. I’m showing him to everyone I know. look at his little face….. his friendly dancing pose….. his green power indicator over the HEART!!!! I’m inconsolable

#picture journal #lifejoys #i can’t believe this #bf was just walking through the hall with him #and i was like WAIT….. SHOW ME THAT MAN 👨 #i need 50 of them

[obsob]

despite, despite, despite!!

#mine #original #fun fact when i first started colouring this i like couldnt remember what th trans flag looked like #i just like. did it then was like . hmm. that is the flag of slovakia i think #anyway #i missed tdov by a mile but. hello #i missed th day bc i was at my bfs house. thats t4t love baby #i hope u hve all had a good easter!! #thank u to everyone who inquired abt commissions i am surprised abt th amount of interest!! #when this batch is done i will open more. will probably b a regular thing :3 #i will now do exercise and have a bath i thinky #i need to make myself read this book...im so not use to horror anytime i read anything remotely unsettling im like oohoohohohmmhhmm n #dont read for like. 4 days #ive read like 200 pages in 10 days KSFBSBJ get a GRIP #anyway. good evening

[viimsical]

comforting hug

#sometimes ur thoughts r just too loud #or the road sign is just a lil mean #either way its a good thing to keep ur bf around #COUGH #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #harrykim #disco elysium

[meep-meep-richie]

Bucks face whenever a loved one mentions Tommy

#he just loves to hear about his bf #look at that smile #he´s so in love #and i love it #evan buckley #911 spoilers #911 on abc #911 abc #my screenshots #oliver stark #buck x tommy #bucktommy #tevan #kinley #911 buck #911 #911 show #911 season 7 #911 s7