#ONLY WHEEK

[strawberryamanita]

🐹Reblog this post to fucking WHEEK at the motherfucker you reblogged it from!!!!!!!!🐹

#NO GODS #NO MASTERS #ONLY WHEEK #THE WHEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

[papas-new-guineas]

They both share a braincell but neither are using it

#cavy #guinea pig #guinea pigs #its just empty up in there no thoughts only wheek

[catboirights]

What is up with King Records and putting all their characters in godawful outfits

#only the boy’s default outfits are good I’m gonna cry stop putting my wheek wheeks in this shit *bongshatter.png* #prince's speech

[aguineapigcouldntdothis]

guinea pigs are all jewish. dont believe me yet?? you will soon!

they always keep kosher! they eat only fresh fruits & veggies, hay, grass, vitamins, and water. they couldnt even eat meat with dairy or shellfish if they wanted to.

extremely prepared for pesach because they dont even eat chametz any other time of the year

they are extremely affective at prayer. they wheek many times a day (prayer for vegetables) and their prayers are answered (they get vegetables). maybe our prayers will be answered if we start wheeking at Hashem

they have stomach problems and that feels very jewish to me

they like getting into little disagreements with each other. they make fun little rumbly sounds like they're getting into a piggie argument.

they have authority issues. try telling a pig that it needs to wait half an hour for dinner and see what happens.

they have a zest for life and enjoy popcorning and zooming and moving around and generally having a good time

#jewish #jumblr #guinea pig

[guineapigposting]

my content is only the small because I am a the busy business pig this wheek, do not fret my cage mates

#wheek wheek #guinea pigs

[blood-mocha-latte]

so i made a quiz a minute back and there was a question about my guinea pigs and a lot of people. followed up on that and wanted to know more lmao. AND if you've been here for even .5 seconds you are aware that i. love talking about my pets so let's get into it

i. Perdita Sue

name: -- perdita for 101 Dalmations (since she's black and white) -- sue for Sue Hendrickson (a world renowned paleontologist)

fun fact: as stated by the quiz she fucking. loves her water bottle. when she was a baby we were worried she had a blockage in her throat because she kept slamming it back against the wall of the hutch REALLY LOUDLY and her sister didn't do that. so we took her to the vet. nothings wrong. maybe it was just a thing when she was a baby no. no she just really fucking loves her water bottle and likes making it really loud

worst experience: she cut her paw open on a piece of hay when she was about a year and a half old and was bleeding SO FUCKING MUCH i almost missed a class final to stay home with her. she was fine lol

best experience: she likes to shake hands. i have a photo of this somewhere. if you put your hand down in the hutch she'll run over and put both her paws in your palm so you can "shake" them it's the funniest fucking thing

ii. Mei Rosalind

name: -- mei for my fiancee's middle name lmao (lenora-mei) -- rosalind for Rosalind Franklin (biochemist who discovered the structure of dna)

fun fact: again as in the quiz, she likes sunbeams. a whole fuckin' lot. like, too much. it was about noon and i walked into the room they're in and she was on her back. lil paws in the air. and i thought she was Fucking Dead but no. she was just sunbathing

worst experience: she once sneezed in my mouth and i thought i was gonna die

best experience: when i was studying for my organic chem final she slept on my desk the whole time and just generally kept me from Flipping The Desk and giving up lmao

iii. Meg Helen

name: -- meg for meg jay (clinical psychologist on adult development) -- helen for. helen keller. bc she's blind

fun fact: the only guinea pig we got from a pet store, who we weren't actually going to get. but she was curled up in the corner of a too small cage and was obviously miserable, so we ended up biting the bullet and adopting her. took her to the vet, vet told us she is The Most Blind Animal she has ever had the pleasure of meeting. take that as you will

worst experience: we got her when she was just a little over a week old and she had to be quarantined from the others. we ended up having to switch off and sit with her at night because she'd cry the whole time and she has the saddest fucking wheek

best experience: she has the croakiest voice of all time. we're pretty sure it's the same genetic inbreeding problems that made her blind, but it doesn't hurt her and it sounds Hilarious. when she finally got out of her quarantine hutch and to her real one (which is 45 feet squared lmao) she didn't stop popcorning and squeaking for fifteen minutes. i cried my fiancee cried i took a video and sent it to my parents and they cried it was a day

iv. Piper Florence

name: -- piper for the pied piper of war because she's the leader and the others follow after her like she's the. the pied piper -- florence for florence nightingale because again if you've been here for more than .5 seconds you know that i am a. healthcare bitch

fun fact: once jumped out of the hutch and then just stood in the middle of the room because she didn't know where to go. is Best Friends with meg and shows her where everything is in the hutch when we have to change it/replace objects. she does not like sue and ignores her. just doesn't like her there's nothing to be done

worst experience: we thought she had ovarian cancer about a year ago because she was lethargic/sick/swollen etc for a long period of time. tracking her poop what she ate all of that etc etc. turns out that she had a cyst which was still a fucking nightmare, but hey at least it wasn't cancer

best experience: when my fiancée got really sick a few years back piper would just sit on her chest and purr. it was cute and needed and she's fuckin BEEN there man she's basically our dog

anyways that's it. congratulations if you got through it all lmao. i also have four cats (i am. not good at fostering) and a dog so maybe i'll make a post about them idk. ok bye

#rie talks #actually have a post kinda like this in my drafts that's my fiancees experiences watching band of brothers because she is So Fucking Funny #anyways nothing else to tag this? #guinea pigs #i guess #ok bye lol

[littlestardescendants]

Yalls I feel bad for my MC- She's so stupid she might do a pervy move to be like "See how you like it! >:o " only to get the demons turned on and have it backfire.

I'm advocating for the idea MC's mind is run by a wheeking guinea pig (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

#what in hell is bad #whb #what in hell is bad mc #what in hell is bad solomon's descendant #should I draw that? #because like i chose the grope option thinking Mammon would back up but he got turned on and like... Maybe I'm the moron MC. #The Moron MC are the friends we made along the way

[ominiscorridor]

Not sure why I keep on thinking about the heart pirates adopting rats but here's more, now as a headcanon list.

-After Penguin's rat's one night stand with Shachi's, Law made sure to neuter them all to avoid more litters. These events are known as "the last ball", a name Shachi came up with.

-Law actually enjoyed doing it since it was on very small critters and he rarely gets a chance to operate on live, tiny things like this. It was a fun challenge.

-Ikkaku's rat wears a matching hat to hers. She also likes to add a cute little bow to Wrenchy's tail when she can, because it's cute and she enjoys her little fashion shows.

-The Lab Rats get tea parties with tiny pieces of cheese on tiny pieces of crackers. At first it was only Shachi, Bepo and Penguin doing it, but slowly the entire crew got involved.

-Law felt very betrayed when he found out, asking why Sora was being excluded (the crew simply forgot to tell him).

-The amount of rat toys on board grew exponentially, thanks to Jean-Bart making them. Law had to ask him to slow down because they were going to run out of space to store them.

-Pingu and Snowflake got a wedding after their litter. They did not care much for the silly clothes, but the tiny wedding cake suited them just fine. (Shachi and Penguin refer to each others as in-laws now. Yes it does annoy everyone else after a while.)

-The reason why Law got rats and not guinea pigs is because he hates being told what to do, and guinea pigs wheeking at him for food would offend him greatly.

-They absolutely will defend their rats. No they aren't dirty, they're very clean in fact. What do you mean they carry disease we litterally have the best doctor in the world for our captain of course there's no illnesses here. No they're not ugly how dare you don't listen Captain Junior, they're just very dumb.

-Clione and Ikkaku worked on making little labyrinths for the rats. Shachi and Penguin handle the bets. Bepo's rat turns out to be a natural so he's only allowed to participate once, otherwise he'll just win everytime and nobody wants to participate in the rat races anymore.

-Bepo's hair also is used to make fancy little nests for the rats, which he's happy about since nobody complains about his shedding anymore.

-All of the crew are big fans of Sora, because he makes Law a little softer. They're glad to see him smile a little more often than usual, and it seems like having a new pet helped him. Basically Sora is a bit of a support animal for Law and takes his mind off of things, which everyone approves of.

-Imagining Ratatouille is a book they have around there- obviously there would be attempts to replicate it. It mostly led to scratched up scalps and a rat ban in the kitchen.

-Sora is the most spoiled rat on the Polar Tang and everyone knows it. He even gets to sleep in Law's hat at night. Law lets him sit on top of his hat too, though it does kind of get in the way of his cool, intimidating image.

-When they meet up with the Strawhats, they'd absolutely give Sanji his own rat from Pingu and Snowflake's litter. (Law would refuse to give one to Luffy though, deeming him to not be responsible enough for a pet. Robin would be allowed one if she asked, but it's only her and Sanji. The heart pirates are very serious about who gets their babies.)

-The moment any member of the crew gets their hand on a photographing snail, you know they'd take so many pics. Little rat toes. Look at this one sleeping. They'd be so many of the same or very similar pics but they'd still take more.

#heart pirates #one piece headcanons

[ardourie]

imso glad i ain’t the only one that saw that wheek post 😭

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Lil' angy baby eglantine

(Yes, at the grand old age of three days, Eg decided she was sick of people touching her!!! Unfortunately, she got touched a lot, bc the gummy bear stage meant a lot of being moved around and needing to be cleaned frequently!!! So all she could do was angrily wheek or squeal like a desert rain frog!!!!

Also fun baby Eg fact; During her time in the time in the lab was the only time she smelt nice!!! Mostly like strawberry milk, bc she ate a lot of milk and fruits)

#ooc post #Eglantine the Fake Peppino #her tapes are somewhere they're pretty funny #also the strawberry milk smell is based on the last time I saw my nephew and he smelt like very sweet strawberries #that might just be new baby smell also but I am not around newborns a lot jkfdksfd

[nerdomancer]

an incomplete list of my favorite animal things

When dogs are Very Sweet and Loving to you and for certain only coincidentally sneaking glances towards your food

Cockatoo relaxed/contented cheek floofs

When cats make sure you're looking directly at them, then meow at you

Guinea pig wheek wheeks

Rabbit temper tantrum stomps

Dogs that nom onto your arm with no tooth pressure, like they just want to hold ya for a bit

Ferret bounce-flip-zoomies

Hamsters relaxing the point where they go lowkey pancake-shaped

When a cockatiel sees Something(tm) and goes from shaped like o to shaped like !

Pigeon and dove brlbbllbrs

Turtles trying to eat a fruit just a little Too Big for them to get a solid chomp on

Rabbit happy flops

Parrots walking around with the Big Tappy Steps

When a dog wants to play with you so they drop their toy by your feet and bounce towards it and then away from it and then towards it and then away from it and BARK and bounce towards it-

#pyro rambles #animals

[goodlucksock]

Guinea pigs are terrible at keeping secrets. It only takes a few short wheeks before everyone knows.

Guinea Pig socks available at GoodLuckSock.com

#socks #novelty socks #novelty sock #good luck socks #sock shop #crazy socks #fun socks #sock design #guinea pig #guinea pig love #guinea pigs #animal friends #guinea pigs of tumblr

[papas-new-guineas]

No thoughts

Only wheek

#guinea pig #cavy #theres something about ellis thats just #super uncanny like hes got human lips and shit #like thats a man in there

[guggi04]

Uh-ohh.. Someone overheard their piggie mommy’s going to the JO concert and now they’re showing off their dance moves and singing (shrill wheeking) skills to convince me to bring them along..🐹🐹

Sorry, fellas.. Humans only.

#milo trying to convince me with his biggest smile to date #meanwhile theo: 😳👀 #or as they’re now known: herp and derp #joker out #guinea pigs

[aguineapigcouldntdothis]

I know its not a secret that I fucking love guinea pigs so so so so much, but I dont think a lot of people know that they're my special interest. ive loved them since I was 9 and they've brought me so much joy and comfort throughout some of the shittiest times in my life. it hasn't been easy lately between being jewish, disabled, and also just a regular ass college student, but piggies are my refuge.

I want to thank everyone I know here for not only being supportive but also actively participating in my love for these chunky rodents. im so so glad that guinea pigs are loved deeply by so many because they truly deserve it. every time someone shares a piggie with me I feel so so happy I would jump up and down if it didn't hurt my back. I love piggies so much and I love everyone who encourages my piggie love. wheek wheek with love to you all!!

#guinea pig #wheek wheek

[thefreelanceangel]

FFXIVWrite2023 (#24 - Make Up Day: #14 - "Clear")

"...allow me to make myself clear, Professor Mueller," Chance said, hands releasing the edge of the podium to fold together on the tidy stack of pages before her. "It is impossible to continue running the department as we have been doing so. The threat that spurred our preservation efforts is, in fact, no longer a threat." She fought to keep her hands from clenching together, felt her earrings brush against her neck and straightened her spine.

"And the only way that nearly insurmountable task was accomplished was through mass joint effort. Keeping any of the discoveries we've made during the time in which we worked under the veil of secrecy as a secret is not only irresponsible." She drew a breath, staring at the man who'd served as her advisor for years. "It is, quite frankly, stupid."

"Now see here, young woman," Professor Wheeks said, coughing into his hand before he straightened his robes with a tug. "You can't be so disrespectful."

"Professor Wheeks, with absolutely no due respect, breaking the rules in order to share herbal crossbreeds with the Conjurers' Guild of Gridania is the only reason you're alive today," Chance retorted. "My colleague Neil knew he would be risking severe disciplinary action by taking those successful herbal sprouts to the guild, and yet, he did so because he knew how frail your health was."

Jaws tensed and knuckles whitened, shoulders coming up and back, leaving Chance facing a semicircle of rigid academics who were now thoroughly offended.

All save Professor Alwyn, who raised his brows slightly at her, warning her silently even as he turned in his chair to address his colleagues. "We do, gentlemen, rely on the passion of the young to push forward into new discoveries," he said, measuring each word with care. "Our course is as clear as Miss Brooks has made herself to be."

She locked her knees to keep herself upright behind the podium, feeling the papers on which she'd so carefully outlined her proposal for guest lecturers, laboratory field trips, and exchange students with Kugane and Ala Mhigo.

Professor Wheeks coughed again, and Professor Mueller turned sharp, angry brown eyes to Chance. Perhaps she'd been a bit presumptuous, throwing her irritation so directly at him, but they'd discussed this in bed for months. He couldn't be shocked by her language or her insistence.

"Yes, it is, Professor Alwyn," he said, planting his hands flat on the table and rising to his feet. "We will submit the presented proposal to the Forum for discussion. And Miss Brooks will report to my office for a discussion on professionalism when presenting a proposal to her betters."

Chance bit back the 'Betters?!' that wanted to burst out and drew a slow breath. She'd achieved her goal. If it'd cost her a bedmate, well... Such was the academic world. "Thank you for your understanding and your consideration, gentlemen," she said, choosing and pronouncing each word carefully. "I believe these early steps made to bring Sharlayan into full exchange with the rest of the star will one day be looked on as the first st-"

"Yes, yes," Professor Alwyn said, cutting her off as he rose abruptly. "You've made yourself abundantly clear, Miss Brooks. I'll deliver this proposal to the Forum and we will reconvene when they've had a chance to discuss this." He turned, one large hand sliding under Wheeks' elbow, and the sturdy Roe helped his slimmer, older colleague to his feet and out of the room.

Chance looked briefly at Muellen, grimacing a bit. "I was not calling you stup-"

"No, you were making me look stupid," he said, snapping his satchel shut with curt gestures. "And I don't think we need to have a meeting in my office about this after all." He paused, narrowing his eyes at her as he slung the satchel over his shoulder. "I do not believe we will be having any further meetings until Studium business deems it absolutely necessary."

"Ah." She straightened her back just that much more. "Very well, Professor Muellen. You've made the situation quite clear."

"Clear. Yes. That word came up often today. A wonder you manage to comprehend it while being so completely and wholly obtuse," he snapped, stalking to the door and slamming it behind himself.

Alone, Chance sighed heavily and let her head fall forward to rest in her hands. "...damn it."

#Chance Brooks #FFXIVWrite2023 #FFXIV