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Toast and blueberry pie center grabbings engreasened with pan-fried chicken hearts. Served with cow bones. Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: https://ift.tt/2EjfqL4

#I’ve never seen an image that actually makes me wretch before #a2t #because I don’t know how to tag this man

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best tumblr glitch of all time 

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happy ending for broth boy

#dunmeshi

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i have a question for the tumblr girlies. what do you guys call these + where are you from

#singlet #haven’t heard any other word for it around here aussies only call it that

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or lack thereof—

#dunmeshi

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Inspired by this panel

#dunmeshi

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#clauncher #Life as a delicious lobter……

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#well pumpkins go in the garden. get planted fool

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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families

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Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#Geode

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it must be so fucking funny to be a dungeon meshi anime only. imagine searching fanart of your favorite anime and every single time there is some fucking catgirl among the cast that's nowhere to be seen in the show. it's a medieval adventure setting why the hell is everyone putting a catgirl in there. but she's always there hanging out with the gang like shes always been there. real life Graggle Simpson

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i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

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