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britcision · 8 months

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Y’all Netflix is trying to kick us off for using A DIFFERENT WIFI NETWORK from the “household”.

We are not more than thirty feet from the other tv.

We have FOUR wifi networks because out in the goddamn woods, all of them SUCK.

This is fucking ridiculous.

#netflix #netflix and kill

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roboraindrop · 23 hours

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This edit isn’t as good as the other one, but it was still fun to do skmckjsdnfw

#rain draws art #selfship #self shipping #Netflix and kill #dollface

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demonspeeding666 · 1 year

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¿Porque es importante Black Christmas?

Shout out a mi talentosa amiga @bloodytittiez por introducirme a esta peli y este slasher por supuesto para hacer este video

#black christmas #porque es importante #resumen #70s horror #netflix and kill #horror movie recommendations #recomendación #shout out #asmr relax #silent night #betty boop

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iadorehorror · 1 year

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That's the mood

#netflix and chill #netflix #horror #netflix horror #friday the thirteenth #friday the movie #friday the 13th #Kill me #Kill #Netflix and kill

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t-ki · 1 year

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am i the only little man in th world who ships charles & mma. do they even Have a ship name.

anyway i just think that fighting n wrassling is homoerotic as fuck. thats all <3

#metalocalypse #i said blackrom ironically but. i actually mean it #fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss #what wld their ship name be #charlesassin #mmanager #thts fun actually #fight and fuck #netflix and KILL #'come to daddy' like COME ON. COME ON.#head in my freaking hands.

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matthewbrovvn · 6 days

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Hi Matthew! I'm a huge fan of your work. <3

How would you describe your dream first date?

First, I’d take my crush to an escape room to determine if they’re even intelligent enough for me to continue the date. If things go well, then the second part of the date would be a karaoke bar where we can eat, drink, and sing to our heart’s content. Once we’re pretty tipsy and having a good time, I’d end the night back at my place. We’ll put on a scary movie, and see where it leads us.

#ask #netflix and chill #or #netflix and kill

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acidgirl · 1 year

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#if one more person tries to act like netflix sending a mediocre band to a picket line as a form of retaliation #is an actual thing that could happen i will kill you #also if you guys can’t handle a little jab at one of the most milquetoast pop bands of the current era #iiiiiiii don’t think you’re ready for this website or the internet in general #just because somsone does good stuff does not mean i have to like their stuff

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soyalexnajera · 1 year

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THE AUDACITY OF THEM TO SAY THIS, FUCK NETFLIX FR

#netflix #inside job #dead end paranormal park #im not okay with this #first kill #warrior nun #the list goes on..

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freuleinanna · 7 months

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The Fall of the House of Usher is many things and I'm making a conscious choice to not scream about every single one of them rn, but what left me staring at a wall in tears is just... kindness. Death was kind. She gave every choice, every reason to stop. She would take these kids anyway but she also regretted having to take them like that. She cared when nobody else would, even though they kept making the wrong choices.

She's never cruel for cruelty's sake. She wasn't cruel to Lenore. She just sent a child to sleep as lovingly as she could, with kind words and kinder touch.

And I don't even know how to express the absolute heartbreak with blinding warmth among the cracks, when Death herself kneels before one man, worst man, honest man, who refused her offer – and thanks him with such respect.

Mike Flanagan, you fucking did it again. Carla Gugino, you... I don't even have words for you. That's a whole-ass masterpiece of human soul, meaning, and searching right there.