this tweet. but for tumblr
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day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.
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My interpretation of the aro ace flag
sanctioned by my aro ace friend @determinedowl23
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my favorite angry man !!
part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4
Shen Yuan transmigrates but instead of Shen Jiu just magically disappearing, hes kinda like a virus, cus the system doesn't know how to get rid of him
he ends up just following sy around and judging his life choices (and eventually sqh since he can also see him/system)
tism is tisming
i just want more angry man shen jiu content man
i need that man to have a somewhat happy ending please and Thank u
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"Daniel, I know this is unorthodox, cornering you in your school cafeteria, but you leave me no choice. I am your father." Said Bruce Wayne, after effectively trapping a teenager in a corner.
"No you're not."
"Daniel I have a DNA te-"
"No you're not. Fuck off."
And with that Bruce Wayne's actual firstborn literally fell backwards out of a window to escape from him before bolting in the direction of a football field.
"Dude that was, like, super creepy," A blond jock says, eyeing Bruce like he's some sort of creepy creep, "I feel so bad for Fenturd to even have to talk to you, I'm not gonna bully him for a whole week, what the fuck."
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Foolish and Tubbo : Attempt to set up a prank with a nuclear creeper in Phil's basement for some forceful renovation.
Philza Minecraft : Kills it in seven swings with insane reaction times after he is dropped inside the hole with the creeper.
Clip from Twitter
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In three days, I will conquer the world.
Think you can stop me?
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