#NOT WATER

[vgwater]

is this you? 😆

Love this guy. I am sadly not him, but he was major inspiration for sure. Funnily, this question has become my personal equivalent to asking Strong Bad how he types with boxing gloves on, haha.

#Text #Not water #Maybe I'll put that in bio lol

[snudootchaikovsky]

FAVE DUO 💃

#MU ARY #BLACK CLOVER #ASTA #ASTA BLACK CLOVER #NOELLE SILVA #I WANTED THID TO BE ROUGH AND WUICK THOUGH IT DID TKE LONGER THAN WHAT I WANTED IT TO TAKE BUT OH WELL #I REALLY WANTED TO CREATE LIKE UNIQUE OUTFITS AND TUFF #LIKE I FOUND THIS ONE CAPE WHITE THINGY ON PINTEREST FOR NOELLE THAT REMINDIED ME OF LIKE WINGS AND STIFF #AND THEN MY BROTHER HAD THE ADUACITY TO CALL ASTA LOOKING LIKE KING CRIMSON??????? #HELLO????? HE DOES NOT???????? LIKENI GET HIS COAT IS RED. WITH THAT PATTERN BUT. MY DEAR BOTHER...I LOVE YOU BUT ALSO #HE LOOKS MROE CHRISTMAS THAN KING CRIMSON #I REALLY NEED TO WORK ON DRAWING WATER IT LOOKS LIKE #UH #NOT WATER #OFF BUDGGET WATER LMAO

[skinreflectsthesun]

I went to 4 different vending machines, all of which were empty, to get an orange juice and I finally found one on the 5th attempt and after walking all the way across the work campus, and if that’s not some ridiculous ass behavior idk what is

#personal #I was determined #I have to have my emergenC packet with orange juice #not water #i feel like it works more this way lmao

[liquial]

going thru a rough patch in life right now but the love i get on this blog always helps me feel a tiny bit better 🫶 i know i mostly make gifs but i do really appreciate the kind words i get.

#text #not water #wish i had some sort of catchphrase to sign off with #maybe something like #stay liquid folks! #god…that’s awful why’d i even think of that #stay hydrated! #dhhdjddjkdkdk

[dougielombax]

“What are you drinking?”

“Not-Water.”

*a sudden ominous silence fills the air*

*a deathly cold chill enters the room*

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #not-water #not water #water #or not #what #no context #this sounded funnier in my head #needlessly ominous #oddly terrifying #nightmare fuel #vagueness #shitpost #highbrow shitposting

[sip-rating]

apologies for my absence. i assure you my affinity for Water & Drinks has not left me. My drinks-based job has taken up much of my time. i love you

#sip rating #not water

[rawfruitsous]

#watermelon #hearts #summer heart #summer #summer fruits #cut out fruit #raw fruit #watermelon cubes #watermelon hearts #hydration #thirsty #not water #watermelon juice #raw foods

[muffinlevelchicanery]

#ai #ai art #climate change #ecology #ecocide #water rights #land back #respect water treaties with First Nations #wasteland #waste #waste fraud and abuse #desertification

[sadclowncentral]

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

#this post was inspired by me using a screwdriver to take the broiler off the wall because the warm water stopped working #while my dad went well there is only cables in there. who are we if we dont find our ways around some cables #damn right!!!!

[vgwater]

Does anyone know a term used to describe what the surface of water looks like from underneath?

The closest thing I can find is Snell's Window which is more of a phenomenon of refracted light rather than a general term.

Essentially, I'm looking for the antonym to the term "seafloor". Any ideas??

#Help! #Not water #Text

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

#please… when he started decorating it with sunflower seeds #when the commentators were like: he actually tried to pour water in the moat #;_______; i love #baseball can not be a real sport #my fave moment is still mantis-chan perched on victor robles’ cap. the tandem we deserve #but this. this come close #the nhl should let opposing players in the penalty box build a snowman together #lourdes gurriel jr #arizona diamondbacks #baseball #mlb

[angelicgarnet]

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

#woof #like self diagnosis is one thing #but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism) #and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically #or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something #and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes

[mudanonaito]

#Dungeon Meshi #Delicious In Dungeon #dungeonmeshiedit #senshi #dmgifs #mygifs #this was so funny to me jdsaghjsdhg idk why #this is exactly how i look waiting for my water to boil when im cooking #500 #1k #5k #10k

[liquial]

I don't know your preferred genre, so here are some songs that I like atm/thought up at the top of my head 👍🏾

"Stuff Is Way"-They Might Be Giants

"I'll Take Everything" James Blunt

"Freddie's Dead" Curtis Mayfield

"Magnolia Blues"- Adia Victoria

"You'll Find a Way" (Switch and Siden Remix)- Santigo

"Pale on Pale"- Chelsea Wolfe

"Opium"- Marcy Playground

"I'm a Bachelor"-The Temptations

"Blow Back"-Akira Yamaoka

"Points"- James Blake

"dust bowl (demo)" Ethel Cain

"Full of Fire" The Knife

"The Mother We Share" CHVRCHS

"Nun Lover" Charles

"Cherry Blossom"-Pom Pom Squad

"NFWMB"-Hozier

"Mind My Halo"- IRONTOM

woah! quite a list, i'll give it a listen. also, james blake <3

#ask #not water #music

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit: #woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/ #10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water. #15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :] #20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering

[drewing-your-mom]

video from: California Academy of Sciences

#sea creatures #fish #fishing #fish care #guys i love fish so much #fishery #water #fish tank #fishblr