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gauntletqueen · 1 year
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eastoncowan · 6 months
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FUCK
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scoups4lyfe · 1 year
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:X
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Hikaru….D:
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This
Fvcking
hUR TS 
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phasebun · 2 months
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I HAVE to hide spoilers omfg …. I’ll break down crying, I’m not ready for hotd avangakagajagakavkavakavabav
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dogbunni · 11 months
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dying my hair and I RAN OUT OF BLEACH AT THE MOST CRITICAL MOMENT
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delicris · 1 year
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i'm begging my brain to start fucking working because currently it feels like i'm living manually and have to conjure every single thought out of my arse, inject it right in the middle of the hemispheres, so it can make a fucking decision where to go and i can act on it
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I just think it would be so cool to make a zombie ant character with that brain fungus but holy FUCK I don’t want to look that up I don’t wnat to even look at an ant up close oh my god
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vyragosa · 1 year
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“isis’ iconography may have influenced early depictions of mary holding jesus”
no fear.
>kojima is going to use the osiris myth and already alludes to amelie as isis with the use of red jasper (meant to be the blood of isis) in her image
one fear.
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missmitchieg · 2 years
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Myung-seok?
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one-winged-dreams · 1 year
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OWEN IS GIVING PLASMA AND I'M WAITING IN THE CAR AND IT'S STARTING TO STORM
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We need some Bleach for the mind
I demand that someone UNFUCKS the scooby Doo cinematic universe,
I cannot say this enough, i want to scrub bleach in my eyes and somehow bleach that Velma show from my memory
Also.... no Scoob no show
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silenthilllz · 23 days
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THIS FYCKIGN SUCKS
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espercr · 4 months
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❝  oh  no  ,  don't  even  get  me  started  .  .  .  ❞  she  shakes  her  head  in  protest  ,  arms  folding  across  her  chest  in  defense  .  hope  spends  much  of  her  time  trying  NOT  to  think  about  past  relationships  ,  most  of  which  had  ended  in  the  same  fashion : crashing  &  burning  .  ❝  seriously  ,  i'm  begging  -  can  we  talk  about  anything  else  ?  ❞  fortunately  for  @isbrilliant  ,  now  that  the  door  has  opened  , it's  only  a  matter  of  time  before  the  avalanche  of  tales  from  her  ill-fated  love  life  come tumbling forth . 
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yumenosakiacademy · 1 year
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its so awful 2 b weight-conscious when u experience sensory issues bc even IF u can learn 2 love urself n realize tht a lil fat is ok n eating what u want is a good thing [in moderation], u cant tolerate the feeling of fat being on ur body so ur constantly plagued with “THIS FEELS WRONG THIS FEELS WRONG THIS FEELS WRONG MAKE IT STOP”
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jyoongim · 3 months
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Price to pay pt. 2
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Anon request:
Alastor X human!reader where she is desperate to make a deal for fame and glory.
She tries to summon a demon, accidentally conjuring Alastor. Beside her feisty facade she’s quite innocent and naive. He’s intrigued by her and toys with her, like a prey,tricking her into him, she signs the deal. He’ll  come back after 1yr to collect his pretty little prize…her body and soul.
Part one
part 3
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Songs: primadonna (marina), Judas(lady Gaga ), i have nothing (Whitney !!!), cobra (Megan thee stallion), dark horse (Katy Perry ), sex therapy, material girl (madonna)
You sighed as you walked off stage. Your managers and assistants quickly surrounded you as you walked into the dressing room.
”You were amazing!”
”You’re trending already!”
”what an amazing performance!”
”What a great tour!”
You sipped on some water as you were undressed and sat on the couch as everyone buzzed around.
So much had happened in the span of a year. It honestly felt like a dream.
But it wasn’t a dream.
The necklace around your neck was your reminder of that.
You were the hottest sensation. You have signed multiple record deals and within weeks you were in a recording studio giving a demo.
It was all a blur after that.
You quickly gained popularity and before you knew what was happening, you were on tours. You had been to so many places and performed in front of thousands of people. 
It was a dream come true.
Your latest album was your last gift you would leave behind.
It told of all of your love for the spotlight, the burdens you held, and your dark secret.
But of course no one knew that.
No one knew that the famous singer had sold her soul to have a taste of her dream.
No one knew that as quick as she lit up the stage, that she would never grace it again.
It was the last night of your tour; the last night of freedom.
You wanted to scream and cry, beg that you never gave up this feeling.
But a deal’s a deal, and you always kept your word.
You had smiled at all the wonderful people you had grown to appreciate and thanked them.
You sat on the floor of an empty hotel room, two bottles of alcohol empty,  a third in your hand as you stared at yourself in the floor-length mirror.
You closed your eyes, the last thing you wanted to remember was how happy you’ve been for the past year.
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It was too quiet. 
You had waited for the moment when the floor split open and swallowed you up.
For the red demon to pop up out of nowhere and kill you, take your soul and can it in a jar.
Your body buzzed at the thought.
Alastor.
The demon wasn’t as scary as you had thought bitch you fucking lie .
He wasn’t what you had expected of a demon…yes he was scary as shit and probably would kill you.
But he didn’t.
He wouldn’t.
Your panties grew damp at the thought of those red glowing eyes, cunt clenching around nothing at the memory of his fingers working your smoldering heat.
Your eyes drunkenly casted onto the necklace that Alastor had given you.
Ill always keep close watch Alastor’s voice rung in your head.
In your drunken state, you must have thought of it as some sort of rebellion. You parted your thighs, hand slipping between your thighs and rubbing at the heated mound.
Eyes watching yourself in the mirror, a soft moan passed your lips as your fingers flicked and pressed down on your aching clit. 
“Haaaa fuuuccck” you hissed, bringing your other hand to palm at your heavy tit, pinching at your perky nipple.
Your administrations had you panting as you rapidly thrusted your fingers inside you, hips wiggling as your approaching orgasm warmed your body. Your toes curled and you threw your head back “A-Alastor” you whispered, teeth clenching as you clenched around your fingers.
so close. You were so close.
But something was missing.
Your orgasm was trying to wane,  no matter how much you rubbed at your clit.
Nononononononononono!
A large warm body manifested behind you, long arms wrapping around you, hands replacing yours, as sharp teeth nipped at your shoulder.
”Hello my dear” 
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Hahahaha i know you guys hate me lol! Stay tune for the last part, it will be posted soon!!!!!
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patchworkorphan · 6 months
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The Hero and the Infant: Part Two
Read part one here
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“Villain.”
The hero didn’t shout it. They didn’t need to. Villain would hear them fine even over all the destruction and screaming and emergency services. Hero just stared from the street up at Villain and Villain looked down at Hero. Hero lifted their hand in a wave and then pulled the cigarette from their lips, exhaling a lungful of smoke.
“Hero –” sidekick began but Hero shook their head.
“It’s okay kid. I got it from here,” Hero said still staring at Villain. “So, you gonna invite me up or do I have to climb twelve flights of stairs?”
Villain just stared. Sidekick moved forward, suddenly hesitant in bringing Hero here. Just as they opened their mouth to say it to Hero, Sidekick was wrenched into the sky by an invisible hand and suddenly Hero and the street were below them.
“Fucking shit,” Hero cursed, flicking their cigarette to the ground as they started running to the apartment building to the left of Villain and taking the stairs two at a time.
Villain stared at Sidekick with a probing, scientific kind of curiosity, like they were able to look under Sidekick's skin and unravel all their secrets with enough determination.
“You’re new,” Villain purred. Their voice like liquid silver dancing its way through the sky to Sidekick’s ears sending a shiver down their spine.
“Yeah. I’m Superhero’s sidekick.”
Villain tilted their head to the side and asked, voice deadpan, “do you know the mortality rate of Superhero’s previous sidekicks?”
Sidekick stared Villain in the eye as they said, “I do.”
“And you took the job anyways?”
“I did.”
“Hmm. Not very chatty. You remind me of an old friend of mine.”
“Forgive me, I don't usually chitchat while floating this high in the air."
"Hmm," Villain rumbled, "how about falling?"
For a single terrifying moment, Sidekick felt gravity's effects on them, yanking them back to earth and they gasped, reaching forward and grabbing Villain's leg like their life depended it.
"NO! Nononononononononono, wait! FUCK!" Sidekick cried as their grip on Villain faltered and they slipped. They fell an inch further in the air before they were suspended again, this time with their back to the ground below, staring up at Villain with wide frightened eyes. The only thing keeping them from the hard tarmac below thirteen stories below and being alive.
Villain turned over in the air, rolling onto their stomach and lying like a schoolgirl on their stomach with two hands supporting their head as they grinned down at Sidekick, drinking in their fear.
"You sound just like my favourite hero, Sidekick. I knew letting you fall would loosen your tongue a bit."
Villain was fucking insane, Sidekick realised, their heart still pounding like a rabbits at seeing a hungry dog catch their eye.
"Hero, I’m guessing?" Sidekick said eventually, though their voice still came out higher than it should have.
Villain smiled a fond smile that went to their eyes and lit up their entire face. “Yes. My dear cantankerous hero, so foul-mouthed."
“I met them today," Sidekick said, just trying to keep Villain talking and keep themselves suspended until Hero was able to talk Villain into hopefully letting Sidekick go. Where the fuck were they?
Villain's interest was piqued and they dove slightly towards Sidekick, grabbing Sidekick by the collar of their shirt and sitting on their waist, legs dangling over either side. Somehow, Villain made sure that even flying in the air, Sidekick could still feel the restrictive weight of Villain on top of them.
"And what did you think of them?" Villain asked.
What did Sidekick think of Hero?
"They were... difficult," was the first word that came to mind. Villain grinned and nodded sagely, agreeing with Sidekick as if it was a sacred moment.
“Nothing easy is worth having, Sidekick. Some parting advice.”
“You’re letting me go?”
“Oh yes,” said Villain with a disarming smile. “Quite literally.”
Sidekick didn’t have time to process Villain’s words before Villain shoved Sidekick down below them and wind rushed through their clothes, through their hair, through them as they fell like a comet to earth. This was how they died.
Then their momentum stopped suddenly, and they were swinging into a brick wall, their arm yanked out of its socket and Sidekick cried out in pain. Craning their neck up, they tried glancing up to see Hero above them, leaning half out a broken window, two feet planted on the sill and pulled Sidekick up despite their cries and cursing.
“God, I know. I’m sorry Sidekick. You shouldn’t have been here, god where the fuck is Superhero in all this!” Hero pulled Sidekick in the window and into their chest before stepping back and setting Sidekick down on the window sill.
“Fucking what the fuck?!” Sidekick mewled cradling their arm to their chest.
“I'm sorry, Villain doesn’t usually act like this,” Hero told them.
Sidekick blinked, pain lancing through their shoulder and down into their chest. “What?”
“They don’t usually act this way. First impressions are everything, but I swear there’s good in them.”
Sidekick blinked at Hero, shaking their head. “You’re defending them?!”
“Well, it’s my fault you see. This whole temper tantrum. I haven’t been returning their texts.”
“You haven’t—” Sidekick asked, then blinked and let out an exasperated “what?!”
“Your shoulder—” Hero said. “It’s dislocated.”
“No fucking shit!" Sidekick mewled. "You yanked it out of its socket!”
“Would you rather be a splat on the concrete? Cause I can still push you out the damn window, kid.”
Sidekick walked to the stairwell, fury and pain mixing in their heavy breaths as they braced themselves against the wall. Hero stepped forward a warning on their lips: “kid, I wouldn’t do th—”
It was too late. Sidekick had already thrown themselves against the wall. A resounding pop echoed throughout the stairs, followed by a sharp shriek of pain from Sidekick as they slid down the wall, breathing harshly through gritted teeth.
Hero opened their mouth, but Sidekick just held up a finger from their good arm and wagged it in Hero’s stupid face: “don’t. Say. A thing.”
Sidekick braced themselves against the wall, sliding up it with a groan of pain and rolled their shoulder. Forwards. Backwards. Then they set their furious eyes on Hero and without a word turned and started ascending the stairwell to the roof.
Hero laughed, stunned at the kid’s resilience, and followed them up the stairs. “Do you want some—”
“Just shut the hell up,” Sidekick said, kicking the door to the roof open and looking down pointedly at Hero who was midway through taking a bag of sweets from their pocket. “And go out and do your job.”
“Yes boss,” Hero said with a smile, putting a fizzy lace through their teeth. They emerged onto the roof, arms spread wide and yelled: “Hey! What the fuck are ya doing?” to Villain who was no doubt still floating in the sky, and Sidekick sat down heavy on the steps and took a few deep breaths.
They nearly just died.
Villain almost just killed them.
They would have killed them if not for Hero, and all they wanted to do was cry, but they were too angry.
“Just go out and do your job,” Sidekick chastised themselves, standing and wiping the remnants of tear trails from their cheeks before joining Hero on the roof.
Crying could come later if they lived that long.
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Continued Here
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