#My Incorrect RWBY Quotes

[madmanwonder]

“Talk shit about my boyfriend and girlfriend again and I will shove this pole so far up in your ass that you will be tasting your own shit for one month straight.”

Pyrrha Nikos to toxic entitiled fan after he/she insulted her two lovers

#my post #rwby #rwby shitpost #pyrrha nikos #rwby quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Blake: Yang, we can have as many kids as you can carry.

Yang: Really?!

Blake: Mm-hmm.

Yang: I'll be right back!

Blake: Don't kidnap kids to carry!!!

Bonus:

Jaune: (getting pinned down by over a dozen nieces and nephews as they use him as an overgrown play thing)

Yang: (bursts through the door) Gimme all your nieces and nephews, Vomit Boy!

Jaune: (screams like a little girl)

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #rwby crack post #rwby incorrect quotes #jaune arc bonus #i dont want to see any Jaune simps in my asks after this

[neonleon22]

RWBY Characters as things I have heard and/or said - Pt. XIII

Yang, to Blake: let’s see what the lovebirds are up to

Yang: [opens door to dorm]

Weiss: —but to the crab, it would look like the fish are… flying?

Ruby: okay, so we’re the crab and the planes are the fish, right?

Weiss: …right

Blake: what the actual f—

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #whiterose #bumbleby #source: me and my brother being stupid

[smh0217]

*Aizawa grunts in frustration after class 1-A and 1-B have a massive food fight in one of the dorms and all of the student’s laughter can be heard*

Yagi: Let it go.

Aizawa, sighs: They’re supposed to be the next generation of pro heroes! The protectors of the world!

Yagi: And they will be. But right now they are still children. So why not let them play the part?

*Yagi begins to walk away with a solemn look on his face*

Yagi: After all, it isn’t a role they will have forever…

#My Hero Academia #Boku No Hero Academia #Yagi Toshinori #All-Might #Shota Aizawa #Eraserhead #source: RWBY #incorrect my hero academia quotes

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!

Sun: Moose Tracks is good!

Yang: What the fuck is that!?

Sun: Gasp How dare you insult moo-

Yang: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.

Jaune and Sun: what?

Yang: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?

Jaune: You done now?

Yang: Yeah ok.

Jaune and Sun: …

Yang: …Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

#I feel like we as a fandom don't make enough jokes about Jaune being french #Okay I'm missing my yellow for text colors what happened #rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #sun wukong #the blonde brigade #rwby shitpost #rwby incorrect quotes

[darkmoonravewolf]

Beacon Days: Weiss is having a very important phone call in the bathroom of the dorm. The rest of Team Rwby can't really make out what she's saying but it sounds worrisome.

Yang: Do you think the meeting with her father is going well?

Blake: Knowing the both of them? Probably not

Ruby: It's been too long, I'm starting to get worried...

The door slams open as Weiss marches towards them with barely concealed anger, and takes a seat.

RBY:...

Yang:...So...

Ruby:How'd it g-

Weiss: We should start killing politicians again

Yang:...what-

Blake: I'm in

#the kit screams! #the kit's cartoons #rwby #team rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #incorrect quotes #based off of a conversation I had with my mom the other day

[chiefladylightyay]

Weiss: I don't care what anyone says, Grimmdom Hearts is the greatest dating sim ever made.

Yang: Oh yeah? Why is that?

Weiss: Because you can spend an entire in-game hour just petting girls on the head. It is utterly adorable.

Yang: Ah, so you've got a petting fet- *gets shoved off the couch*

Weiss: *angry blushing* No! Shut up!

Ruby&Penny: *sneakily making plans to have Weiss pet their heads for an hour*

#rwby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #penny polendina #frosen steel #yang xiao long #shitpost #incorrect quotes #source: me #because I just spent an entire in-game hour in a dating sim just petting the girl of my choice #no i will not elaborate #i dont even

[pabustenyuku]

#rwby #my art #checkmating #rwby monochrome #rwby monochrome monday #weiss schnee #rwby sun wukong #pabustart #incorrect quotes

[tupayapsina]

[Halloween night]

Weiss: I don't know - aren't we a little old for this?

Ruby: Too old for free candy!? Never

#source: my little pony: friendship is magic #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #incorrect quotes #whiterose #white rose #ice flower #ruby rose #weiss schnee #ruby x weiss

[crazylumityperson]

Whiterose when asked the question "which condiment is the best?"

Weiss:

"Ik this is controversial"

"But mayo, AND ILL EXPLAIN WHY"

1.strong savory flavor

2. Awesome to use in pasta sauces to both add creamyness and salty. And you don't need to use a lot

3. I like salty, strong flavors

4. Really versatile and can be used as a base for a lot of sauses.

5. Vinegar"

"The vinegar adds the sour yhat I sometimes need in a dish"

"And I also grew up eating straight marmite by the spoon (similar to Vegemite, but a fuck ton for salty instead of bitter).

"So strong flavors are awesome"

Ruby:

"ketchup."

#rwby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #whiterose #incorrect quotes #this from a conversation with my friends #we all need sleep #ice flower #weiss x ruby #ruby x weiss

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: *standing over Penny's body* Weiss... what did you do?

Weiss: We can be together now, don't you see?

Ruby: What the... fuck.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #kinds fucked up ngl #angst #source: youtube #Crazy weiss is all i need in my life

[madmanwonder]

Hilda: You are cute. Be mine.

Jaune: Like a boyfriend or a slave?

Hilda: Yes *Collared Up Jaune* Be a good boy and follow me~

#my post #rwby #rwby shitpost #pokemon #pokemon shitpost #hilda #pokemon hilda #unova knighthood #archild #hilda knight #unova knight #incorrect avatar quotes #incorrect legend of korra quotes #crossover au #shipping post

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Blake: (stops in the middle of the store) Yang?

Yang: Yes?

Blake: Dearest?

Yang: Yes, Blake?

Blake: Love of my life and fire that illuminates my darkness?

Yang: What do you want? If not want, what do you need?

Blake: I need a straight moment.

Yang: A straight-? (follows Blake's line of sight) Ah, got it. Have at it, babe.

Blake: (kisses Yang passionately in the middle of the store) Thank you!

Blake: (sprints over to the bookshelf where Ninja's of Love 2 is being sold with the official movie cover showing the chiseled chest and abs of the samurai warrior, holding an almost fully naked ninja woman)

Yang: (blinks) Bisexuals.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bisexual blake #lesbian disaster yang #inspired by me and my wife #this is meant to be funny #i'm making fun of myself here mostly #my lesbian wife has to deal with my bi ass #rwby crack post #rwby shit post #rwby incorrect quotes

[neonleon22]

RWBY Characters as things I have heard and/or said - Pt. XII

Weiss: [trips]

Ruby: Weiss! are you okay?

Weiss: of course. Pain is merely information that the mind can master

Blake: so it didn’t hurt then?

Weiss, crying: no, I feel great

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #rwby ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #whiterose #if you squint #or maybe even #rwby newspaper #is that the ship name? #my brother is laughing at me #source: the amazing world of gumball

[rwbybutincorrect]

Ruby: If a handsome girl like you came to save me, my heart would start racing!

Weiss: Do you have... heart problems?

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #source: my hero academia

[darkmoonravewolf]

Prospera: This place sucks ass doesn't it

Miorine: Fuck you btw

Prospera: Oh? You're going to reject my daughter?

Miorine: She may be a murderer but she's mine, fuck you specifically

#the kit screams! #the kit's anime! #gundam witch from mercury #gundam witch spoilers #miorine rembran #prospera mercury #sulemio #incorrect quotes #this is my take away from that scene #there's a lot to talk about but my mind is still recovering from rwby and toh #so this is all you're getting