#MiHoYo hates me

[zephyrine-gale]

thinking about scaramouche team dynamics ft scarabedo

#genshin impact #albedo #scaramouche #wanderer #my art #two artificial humans??? interacting?? #i need it rn mihoyo pls give me their interaction #one can create things with the power of science and the other was created to be a powerful vessel #i wonder if albedo would be able to create a beating heart... #i think albedo would be curious abt scara since they are kind of similar #scara probably hates the word experiment and research (esp when done to him) though #so that's a learning curve they'd have to get over #EDIT: OMG I FORGOT ALBEDOS NECK MARK #I EVEN WROTE IT IN MY NOTES YSTD............

[thedemises]

. . . SAVE A HORSE, GO ON A RIDE WITH THE COWBOY! featuring boothill!

notes! . . . y'know the phrase, “save a horse, ride the cowboy”? well, I decided to-do something about it with boothill... except it's sfw and more like “save a horse, ride with the cowboy” cuz i dont do nsfw here >:/. god give me acceptance for how boothill is so ooc here- 😭😭 idnk how to write his character properly, and does he even have a horse?? I don't remember seeing a horse when his character and banner got leaked, so let's just pretend he does have one for the sake of K'hailreigh for this plot. 💀

imagine returning the horse boothill had been searching for all day after it got the chance to escape through the tall fences the moment they were opened, his eyes widen at the sight of his companion with you guiding alongside it. normally, his horse wouldn't follow after someone else's orders other than him... and it behaves pretty feisty and rough with people who isn't him.

boothill is relieved to see that his trusty horse hadn't been injured, briefly thanking you as he goes over to fuss over his stallion. you can't help your gaze wandering and examining his figure, in awe of the metallic and cyborg parts of the cowboy in front of you. sure you might've seen people having artificial and metal parts attached to them, but this man right here just plainly looks like a robot if it weren't for his humanly head.

boothill notices you eyeing every inch of him, glancing from the lasso that hangs at his hips to the pistols to his arms and to his legs. he glares a wolfishly smile at you, baring the shark-like teeth that you gaze in short surprise at, and asks in a teasingly tone, “like what you see, darlin'?”, observing how you blink owlishly at him. but then, he's becomes sort of surprised when you nod your head and confirm that—yes, you like his appearance and how the color scheme matches altogether, while indirectly  commenting how he's a good-looking cowboy.

boothill, after his turn of blinking at you, grins and narrows his eyes with an intrigued look in them; amused by you and how you don't seem in the slightest.. nervous or terrified in his presence. you perked the cyborg's interest.

finishing the small talk with the man, you mention that you'll be needing to go somewhere for an errand and boothill takes the opportunity to offer a ride there on his horse—as a thanks for retrieving his horse, taking in your surprised expression with a grin as he ends the sentence with a “darlin'”. he insists, even if you refuse, so you decide that it'll be quicker to go in a horse ride with the cowboy than rather walking by foot as you were given no other choice.

with boothill's assistance, you were boosted onto the horse and instructed by him to hold on as he looks back at you, flashing a toothy grin and a finger tilting his hat just slightly for a short moment before you and him rode off towards where you were needed to be at with his horse. startled by the increasing speed his horse was going, you instinctively grasp onto the cyborg cowboy's built body in order to not fall off during the ride accidentally—boothill grins at your expression, his laughter going with the wind, “better hol' on tight for now, sweetheart. this'll be a rough ride! i'll get ya to where yer headin' in no time!”

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#thedemises; honkai star rail #thedemises; writing #honkai star rail #boothill #boothill hsr #boothill x reader #sfw #mihoyo #hoyolab #hsr #boothill likers don't hate on me for this pls- I just thought it'd be nice to write something for boothill cuz I guess he's cool and stuff- #his design is so cool btw and i love how his eyes are designed!!! #cyborgs and cowboys are cool as hell #but i still made boothill ooc cuz it feels like I DID- I do NOT know much about his character 💀💀 #other than the fact that any swear or vurglar word he says is replaced with some kinda compliment that definitely doesn't match and #anr confuses others #hsr writing #sfw writing #“save a horse ride a cowboy” but its sfw #more like “save a horse go on a ride with a cowboy” like #a HORSE ride- NOT that kinda ride cuz >:/ no nsfw. not on my blog. >:/ #cowboy #cyborg

[cadaverjuices]

scandinavians in hoyoverse. gross

ugh

sampo, he/him, himeko, she/her, and welt, he/him.

below has animal harm mentions! its for a silly joke but. [also this is why it has diluc/kaeya tags]

diluc, he/him, and kaeya, he/him.

#digital art #ms paint #genshin impact #genshin impact fanart #kaeya #kaeya alberich #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #honkai star rail #honkai star rail fanart #sampo #sampo koski #welt #welt yang #himeko #animal harm mention #did you know welts deadname is joachim btw. i fucking hate this fact. his name is fucking joachim. i know a joachim. mihoyo fucking sto /lh #diluc and kaeyas last names annoy me still btw. the german boy gets the scandinavian last name and the scandinavian boy gets the german one #none of these people are cis btw that grandpa forgot his gender in 19 aught 7 #sampo replaced his gender with CHA CHA CHA #and diluc/kaeya? they had a contest for who could gaslight their household more on having been boys the entire time. afab siblings are insa #nooo little german boye dont let ze littel danish boy tell you about his farmer ways he learned form his father #i dont think kaeyas family has been in scaninavia for 7 generations. but all of them act like they live in køben fandenme focking havn #or at least. kaeyas dad does. and he and his very sumeru mom just sit there and nod like ok grandpa go take your meds again #also if your not scandinavian. the jokes are: #finnish people do not have cold receptors in their skin. they removed 15 generations ago #finnish people drink a LOOOOT of coffee. scandinavians generally do #but finnish people do it the most #and uhhh scandinavian kids get taught really fucked up things LMAO

[pawuk-papuga]

raiden

#raiden shogun #raiden ei #genshin raiden #genshin fanart #genshin impact #bright colours cw #ukrart #украрт #pawuk papuga #павук папуга #2023 #finished two-year old piece lmao #colours on my laptop and phone are drastically different i hate it #please don't follow me for genshin fanart i no longer play or support mihoyo #i just want to finish old drawings or might post the ones i did long ago

[citrusce]

i am so ill

#cat carrier #honkai star rail #but art <3 #jing NYUAN and NYANGXING #aint no fucking man safe from my beams #i think mihoyo actively hates fanartists because what is that hair #put me in there i will shave everyone bald #i wish jing yuan a very divorce resolution he is going through it #think about nyanqing. im not drawing that thoguh #I DIDNT REALIZE BLADE HAS ANIME GIRL VENTS UNTIL DRAWING THIS #i wish i could practice my labs with the same urgency i have with drawing catboys #i love my little girlfriends #my pretty boy #i believe in blade wrongs actually FUCK dan heng #thank you kam for the gif #jing yuan #hsr blade #viddies

[lehguru]

im quitting genshin. i lost my 50/50 on cyno's banner. i have jean now. im leaving this game forever.

#you dont have idea of how much im upset rn #i dont give a single a SINGLE fuck to jean #she could b deleted and i wouldnt care #why #why mihoyo #why u must give me her #at least it could b c1 tighnari #or a diluc #pls #i hate it here #mimeows

[corinnetheanime]

The greatest thing about Genshin is that the lore is so freaking dark in so many ways, and it really helps me with various ideas of how I do world-building now.

Especially with all the horrific ways that children are:

•Abused

•Sacrificed

•Traumatized

• or all of the above but ALSO being stuck in a time loop for at least a thousand years replaying the same four days again and again and again because it got cursed by an angry bird ON TOP of the entire island’s memory network getting screwed over by a cosmic nail falling from the sky

#genshin impact #ramblings #thoughts #worldbuilding #I am not over Ruu as you can see #his world quest hurt me in so many ways #imagine being sacrificed and your bird friend got so mad over your death she cursed the entire island #and as a result you ended up getting sacrificed over 91250 times #and it was an endless loop #and let’s not even getting into the freaking sunchildren #somehow their story is even worse holy heck #Mihoyo knows how to write some messed up stuff #imagine being used by corrupt nobles as puppet heads for the people to hate and then getting burned up by an artificial sun on your birthday #so that way you never become an adult and realize you were used #b r u h

[solitaireships]

This is so sick and twisted I logged into hsr for the first time in like a month and saw the Black Swan banner started and was like fuck it. Her VA voices a rwby character. I have 28 tickets and 5000 jade. Let's try for it. And I got her in 30 pulls. Meanwhile I am going on pull 150 with no success for Xianyun in Genshin after playing it daily for almost two months specifically to get her

#my posts #this is killing me what the fuck how did this happen #mihoyo hates my ass

[mazojo]

Maybe I’ll start playing Genshin Impact again

#mihoyo knows how to reel me back I am a simple person. I see kaeya I have to stan! #HE IS SO ALSKSKSKSKSKA I HATE HIM I LOVE HIM HE IS SO 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ #on my knees for one man ONLY. Guys what if I caught up on genshin what then bro #genshin impact #Kaeya #genshin impact leaks

[sweetestberryofthebunch]

Day 3 of waking up knowing I missed out on Beidou.

#mihoyo hates me so much

[wilburzgutz-inactive]

WHFJJFJGKMGJJTWEJKG

#SOBS. LOOK AT THEM BRO #why cant we have any sweet ragbros interactions in game besides a letter behind a brick. mihoyo hates me personally #also shorter stocky diluc best diluc. this artist got it all 100% right #wilbur post

[ccaptain]

SPOILERS FOR THE NEW EVENT:

OH MY FUCKING GOD. SHUT UP. THIS WILL BE ALL I TALK ABOUT FOR THE REST OF THE NEXT WEEK IM LEGIT FUCKING CRYING....... the way kaeyas head was in the clouds as him and the traveler were walking towards the winery, diluc softening up when kaeya doesn’t exhibit his affable demeanor, adelinde BEING NICE TO HIM,,,, KAEYA BEING BASHFUL ABOUT BEING INVITED AT DINNER? BEING GIVEN NICE THINGS? BEING TREATED GOOD?,,,,,,, KAEYAS HOME WILL ALWAYS BE HIS HOME,,,,,,,,,,,

BONUS, AS I YELL AT THE SKY:

ADELINDE PLSADEE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING

#from another realm ━ (ooc) #I AM BEING NORMAL ABOUT IT. I CARE ABOUT THEM A MODERATE AMOUNT. #(I AM SCREAMING INTO THE SKY HOPING THAT GOD CAN COME DOWN AND SMITHE ME) #I LOVE MIHOYO WHEN THEY DON'T TRY TO MAKE US HATE DILUC. CAN WE HAVE MORE

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

shots with the fungi :D

#SOBBING IM GONNA MISS THEM SO MUCH #HATE THIS GIVE ME BONGO HEAD BACK #caps cw #aethers gaming #mihoyo was so evil for this #and not giving us a mini bongo head companion as part of the event

[monabymoonlight]

OH MY GOD SIMULATED UNIVERSE WORLD 4 IS HARD!!! SVAROG BEAT MY ASS SO HARD!!!

#honkai star rail #mihoyo #hoyoverse #RPG #turn based rpg #streamer #I hate Herta #Herta Hurts Me

[welcometoteyvat]

saw someone else’s post on the matter but if hsr is really as good as everyone says it is then just import the shit into genshin duh end of story

#the actual op thoughts were like. it's kinda unfair that obv mihoyo has the capacity to apparently make a nonfrustrating and ultimately enga #engaging game with a lot of the same mechanics just implemented nonfrustratingly #and refuse to do it for one game thus using the first game's fanbase to generate revenue for their new better game #<- basic sentiment maybe paraphrased a little #im f2p so i really dont give a rats ass but i agree like idk L skill issue your level design sucks ass get on the improvement grind bruh #however i will not be playing hsr i touch grass and one gacha is already enough plus there's not enough nice hair colors or like fantasy ele #elements for me to want to play LOL my number one rule is i hate gray in character designs and theres wayyyy too much in that game #also lowkey torn between i want that tag (hsr) blocked and out of my head and i want to know whether a new hot guy is coming out in a game i #dont even play #i said i touch grass but do i really if im making this post #ramblings! #whatever im just like :\ this evening i think i should probably Ignore honkai because i genuinely just do not care or should try not to #ahhhhh anyways whatever good luck everyone playing the game i hope you get everyone you want on your pulls!! <3

[godisasimp]

I now have the most disgusting pull history

Remainder : it was an accident I was supposed to pull on weapon banner.

#obligatory F2P btw moment lmao #how to get hated by the whole community 101 #a tutorial brought by your dearest dumbass : me <3 #ok what you wanna do is become mihoyo's favorite player #and that's it <3 #honkai star rail