#METAL. CRACK

[boxfullaturtles]

He's here to steal uranium and blow your house up. And he's all out of uranium...

i am nothing if not a sucker for a mad scientist with a stunning flair for the dramatics and destruction

and @dragonpastels Evil/Cracked Conscious Donnie is just *chef's kiss* i adore him, what a king, what a glorious creature <3

#dramatic lighting? shiny metal? toothy grin? i am here for it #i volunteer as tribute #so does Gorey they'd love Evil Donnie lmao #rottmnt #cracked conscious au #sage draws turtles

[infinite-orangepeel]

incorrect eddie pt. 8 million

#do i want to date him or get therapy with him #or a secret third thing #both #xoxo gay goth wife metal baby angel princess #his hair is so pretty #eddie munson #incorrect eddie munson #incorrect eddie munson quotes #eddie munson incorrect quotes #steddie #incorrect steddie #joseph quinn #fruity four #incorrect stranger things quotes #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #eddie munson my beloved #eddie munson crack #steddie brainrot

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

imagine eddie is the lead singer of corroded coffin but his natural singing voice is naturally like josh kiszka's from greta van fleet

it hurts his throat a lot to try and sing in the loud, hoarse, raspy screams he feels like he should be, being a metal band and all, so one of the nights at the hideout he's like "Okay, this is kinda different from what we try to play, but shit's killing my throat so here's this instead."

his 'real' singing voice wakes up those 5 drunk regulars and the next week they bring more people (and so did eddie apparently, because he can see steve, robin, and nancy grinning up at him from the crowd).

the boys play one of their own scream-y more traditional metal songs, then another, then when they try to close with a cover, one of the regulars yells out "Play that highway one again!"

"…The what?"

"That shit you played last week, the one about a highway girl!"

Eddie looks around at his bandmates, who look just as confused as he feels.

"This one..?" he plays the first notes, and that one regular and a couple others whoop and holler.

"Hell yeah, play that one again!"

"Uh…yeah, sure man, you got it.." Eddie shrugs nonchalant, but damn! he wants to show off for his friends! that shit last week was a fluke, one of his own songs he was sure the other guys didn't want to play in the first place.

he glances around at his bandmates and they all look shocked but delighted at the request, so they play it again (after an unneeded apologetic look from eddie, they really like eddie's song!).

when they finish, the now 10 people in the bar cheer and hoot and holler, and when they make their way off the stage, there are a couple people who stop them with "That was really good, do you have any more like that?", "Never heard nothin' like that before, you kids got somethin' special.", and "Y'all better be back next week, 'cause I sure will be." from the patrons, and a harried, ecstatic "Dude, please tell me you have more," from Jeff.

and also something about how since that night all of steve's thoughts are consumed completely by eddie's voice because "Holy shit did you hear him, Robin??"

idk, just eddie being a songwriter that can't help but get his influences from his uncle's preference for blues and folk music when writing and then again, can't help but mix it with his love of hard/classic rock but him never using any of it or even suggesting it to the other guys because it wasn't corroded coffin's and wasn't metal but that being exactly what shoots them into stardom

#idk i was listening to greta van fleet on the way to work so y'all get this corroded coffin crack #also would they change their band name? #cc is like /definitely/ a metal name #and if they do more music similar to gvf's in the future of this crack idea they would need a more on-brand name right? #corroded coffin #eddie munson #jeff stranger things #frank the freak #gareth emerson #gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #jake kiszka #sam kiszka #danny wagner #stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #steddie

[lelelego]

sillyposting

YES my courier has the STR and END of a baby snail. what about it

homophobic grilling from a text post from ceilingfan5:

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #courier six #veronica santangelo #craig boone #carrie boyd #silus #this quest always cracks me tf up especially when im playing eli like... ok ur just gonna send this noodle in with silus #silus who was talking about having his slave collars be too tight?? silus with the giant metal plate?? with no restraints?? #OKAY LT. BOYD #IM SURE ELI '3STR 3END' YANG IS GOING TO BE OK #doodly thingy #oc: eli #fallout tag

[plantonspace]

I created a masterpiece ☝️

#my art #mgs #metal gear solid #crack art #solid snake

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

puppets can be considered arthropods

#exoskeleton.... #they are Shelled creatures.... #also invertebrates... there were puppets in the cambrian era i just know it... #personally i like to believe they're related to horseshoe crabs. or perhaps shrimp #hm. getting the mental image of a seafood restaurant #and the waiter brings out one of those fuckin. yk the dish with the metal dome on top #they put it down and lift the top - its a lovely steamed puppet with an entire pineapple in their mouth #and the diners dont use crab crackers - they use little craft scissors. the ones with the squiggle blades #theres still like. crab meat inside instead of stuffing. so. but the rest is puppet #no wait its puppet meat! what would puppet meat taste like... fluffy like stuffing.. a little sweet maybe.. sugar spice and everything nice #absolutely unprompted #be free my darling post! into the wild with naught but your own wings to carry you! #man. now i want crab. just a pile of huge crab legs to crack into and devour like a wild animal #while my cat stares at me with her gigantic imploring eyes #silently begging for a tidbit & drilling holes into my head all the while #normal things to pine for Yes?

[brittie-frog]

I'm so down bad for Maddox and Ashlyn that my three favourite scenes are:

3. The Redlyn breakup - the chillest break up, Red supporting Ashlyn going after Maddox and the most insane storyline of Red realising he's bi because he kisses Seb

2. Just the entirety of Maddox during opening night - having an existential breakdown over your love life that you break the sound controls and then just give up on your stage manager duties and disappear (probably to help quinn)

1. The confession - a scene I want on repeat: the explanations of how afraid they are of how much they like the other then the "should we just stay friends?" Before having such a love induced make out their just completely ignore Carlos being there. (Also Maddison giving up and telling Maddox to stop coming back to her when she clearly likes Ashlyn... my baby just needed that push)

I love all my queer children but these two are the wlw so I love them just slightly more.

#the hilarity of EJ seeing Maddox so focused on Ash that she forgot his question at the end of s3 that he immediately went and #CARVED THEIR NAMES INTO A TREE WITH HEART TO SHOW THEM WHEN THEY FINALLY GOT TOGETHER #i love them all #also i will not take arguments about the most crack storyline #Seb and Red kissing came out of no where and hit me like a metal chair #the french guy not actually being french and liking red felt right in my soul #granted i literally dont remember s2 and barely recognised him nevermind remember anything that happened between him and Ash #and jared(?) was just annoying #he showed up ruined madlyn first kiss admitted he liked carlos and then disappeared #its definitely a season i will rewatch at some point soon maybe as well as season 3 #hsmtmts #high school musical #madlyn #maddox x ashlyn #ashlyn caswell #hsmtmts season 4 #high school musical the musical the series #im sad its the end i wish i could have an entire season of just madlyn fluff #but im happy with two seasons of pinning and a brilliant confession

[maukiki1]

my son and his uncooked pasta bit-beast

also heres th lineart bcs the lineart was especially laborious lol

#to be honest with you i just REALLY wanted to draw a quetzquatl. quetzqoaetl. HOW DO YOU SPELL QUETTEZTQOATL. #tithi was a later add-on #drawing got a tithi dlc #i was like omg cool design let me draw this on paper #ended up spending 5 hours on it #my head hurts oughhhh drawing all the cracks n shi #i love drawing creatures and freaks sooo much but this bro. is made of literal cylinders #i hate drawing clean geometric shapes #not to mention i fcked up the corners of the cylinders and had to redraw them #not a big fan of drawing humands but having am mfb obsession isnt helping theyre all humans #so i actually spent time on a drawing when the topic came to drawing a creachur. tithi counts too actually #mfb #metal fight beyblade #beyblade metal saga #beyblade metal fight #death Quetzalcoatl #quetzalcoatl #tithi #tithi beyblade #beyblade tithi #beyblade metal fury #metal fury #beyblade #beyblade metal fight fanart #metal fight beyblade 4d #metal fight beyblade fanart #beyblade metal fight art #metal fight beyblade art

[its-not-a-pen]

Hot take but if i was the first emperor of china going though my midlife crisis and desperate to make a vainglorious display of power to stave off the terrible inevitability of death, i would simply commission more statues of my servants and officials, artesians and concubines in excruciating detail so two thousand years in the future, random tumblr artists would not have to frantically trawl the internet at 2am, searching variations of “eunuch hat qin/han dynasty“ in english AND chinese. Hope youre having fun in the afterlife with your 8000 himbos and no one to do your laundry or paperwork, idiot.

#while your at it pls make me a 360 degree panorama of normal citizens going about their daily lives. pls qin shi huang i need references #i would also not fill my tomb with volatile heavy metals so people can crack that bad boy open and see whats inside #rip to the first emperor but im different #wips

[queenkaiju]

How did The Doctor regenerate with piercings?

#thirteenth doctor #spoiler? #the doctor #doctor who #dr who #dw #new who #nuwho #srsly tho #how? #he went from unpierced ears to having metal in her head #make it make sense #and I don't wanna hear anything about the actress #or plot #or anything like that #I want crack theories #gimme #NOW

[majorcatboy]

MGS3 Secret Theatre was peak honestly, this is exactly how it went right

#metal gear solid 3 #revolver ocelot #raiden mgs #possibly the worst thing ive ever drawn #still better than most raiden ships tbh #raicelot?? #im mildly tempted to draw a serious art of this shit #crack

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Otacon x Reader

Warning

Highly cursed at the halfway point. Spoilers for End of Evangelion and I wouldn't recommend that sane people watch it just to try to understand what the hell is going on. Yes there are parts where people turn into orange liquid followed by screams and upbeat happy music about suicide. Also do not look up the hospital scene for this movie (which it is infamous for). You have been warned.

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Otacon

Your smash main is Snake, you're a weeb or you fall in love easily and are used to being hurt by others.

First Date:

None. This man is busy raising a child with Snake.

Second Try:

The two of you meet on a fan board and quickly exchange numbers. Soon he invites you over to his house for a date. You asked where he lived but he said he would prefer to pick you up. You wait outside until you feel what seems to be an earthquake. You go to run but then you look into the sky. "IS THAT A GIANT ROBOT!" The "vehicle" pulls up and sure enough, Otacon is waiting for you. "Good evening. You look wonderful..." He then handed you a bouquet of flowers and you came inside.

Man, he really was an otaku. His home consisted of a bedroom that was really more like a storage space, a bathroom and a kitchen. "Make yourself comfortable, I'm going to bring some refreshments." You looked around for a spot to sit down, his room being like that one photo of Yoshihiro Togashi but notably much cleaner. The walls were stacked from the floor to the ceiling. You would have to tell your date that piracy was also an option. Most of it was just anime so you knew better than to touch it.

There was a small CRT and just about every console you could think of. Even the bad ones.At the far end of the room was a computer. You didn't really understand how that stuff worked but you figured his setup must be very expensive since all you had was Windows 95. You saw a purple creature on the desktop. "What's a bonzi buddy?

"You then noticed that Hal had come back. "I brought you a bento and some pocky. Only the best for my little waifu." He then blushed and turned the television off. "Sorry. I forgot that I was playing Policenauts on my Saturn earlier.."He then asked Alexa to play his spotify playlist which consisted of nothing but Hatsune Miku.

After you were finished eating, he took you by the hand. "Allow you to show you my prized collection." He brought you to his glass stand filled with various figures. It had a little bit of everything. Transformers, all the Gundams, some Code Geass. Even this weird one he called Zone of the Enders? "Yeah, I'm a huge fan!" He then looked around to see if the almighty Mr. Kojima was watching."

But this... This is my favorite." It was a giant build of EVA 01. "I never knew you liked Evangelion..." He then pulled out a copy of End of Evangelion. "Would you like to watch it with me? I have the renewal edition..." You gazed into his eyes and kissed him. "Wow..." He then turned on his hello kitty DVD player and inserted the disc.

The two of you started frenching during the komm susser tod sequence. You began to stroke him while the lyrics "It all returns to nothing" played. "Looks like someone's snake is solid..." He then thought to himself while the screams of those being turned into orange juice could be heard. "It's just like one of my Japanese amines!" You gave one final pull, yelling "It all CUMS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN"

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Having finished, Hal shut off his VR machine. Ever since David had left him to go on a date with a woman, he hadn't felt the same. He thought back to when he asked him if love could bloom on the battlefield and then started to sob into his arm. "WHY DOES EVERYONE I LOVE LEAVE ME!?" Little did Snake know but Otacon had created a program where he could be with him in a dating sim. He would later sell it on steam and become as rich as Snake did from the fortnite cameo, bringing him into the spotlight. They would later get back together and become the ultimate power couple.

#tw #read the tags #crack fic #cursed #cursed smut #shitpost #mgs #metal gear solid #mgs x reader #otacon #otasune #hal emmerich #Kojima references #weebshit #otaku #robots #mecha #machines #end of evangelion #steam #steam games #People dying and turning into fanta while you have sex with otacon

[artisadie]

shakes my "the haganes switch places" swap au around in my head. Like just absolutely rattling them. These kids really just attached themselves to some random, soggy paper bag of a man

#mfb #metal fight beyblade #beyblade metal saga #ryo hagane #kenta yumiya #hikaru hasama #it's me art #The tonal shift in these drawings cracks me up lol #ryo is probably like. dying in a bush sick somewhere when hikaru comes looking for a battle <3 #swapped fates au

[nostalgia-tblr]

I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.

#I CANT STAND THE CONFUSION IN MY MIND #also i get why people wrote wanda/sylvie. they should go on a wholesome chick-flick revenge-quest together. and also they should kiss. #also i am now only *half* joking about thor being in love with mjolnir #it kept doing Christianity Bits which was quite awks. #not sure why it used the bit about building the church on a rock for some metal i mean wasn't jesus making a pun there? about peter? #i think Vision might be Jesus? or else he's Dr Manhattan who's done a first year philosophy course. could go either way on that tbh. #BUT TONY WAS THE BADDY RIGHT? WAS HE? WAS TONY THE BADDY OR NOT???? #with the homocidal glitches in what he thinks is his winning personality? #and all the weapons he's made and is in fact still making but now he only sells them to The Good Guys? #except look how easily they fall out with each other and also don't a lot of innocent bystanders die in their overly long action scenes? #also i need to write fic about whether mjolnir does in fact obey some unknown code that can be cracked if you set your mind to it #she does like Robot Jesus so apparently we can rely on her to make the major decisions from now on #the ending's a bit ominous - apparently someone's collecting those TVA paperweights to do... something? Oh no! :O #yeah i watched the MCU in the wrong order shut up this was inevitable and Marvisney should just embrace that at this point #(i know 'Marvisney' will never catch on but that will not stop me using it) #the loki series ending is but the latest installment of “unlimited power with no oversight is fine as long as the Good people have it” #UNLESS TONY WAS ACTUALLY THE BADDY. WHICH AS I MENTIONED I AM NOT AT ALL CLEAR ON. #maybe what i mean is was tony stark the baddy *on purpose*? #i only picked this one to watch next because tumblr gifsets told me thor wears a nice coat in it #which he does! but only for a small fraction of the film :( #journey into the mcu #the avengers (the marvel ones not the other ones)

[twistedappletree]

#like sorry but the popular HC that LSZ listens to ambient and classical music just isn’t something I can believe LOL #I’m literally an ambient/classical composer and can confirm #that I rarely ever listen to ambient and classical outside of my work #it’s mostly German death metal and darkwave tbh AHSHAJD #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan sizhui #lan yuan #a yuan #mdzs meme #mdzs crack #mdzs shitposting #apple memes 🍎 #mdzs juniors #cannibal corpse #hammer smashed face #😌🌸💕✨🔪

[winterleech]

I’m working on real drawing projects I promise

#metal gear solid #digital art #illustration #solid snake #mgs #mgs1 #caloriemate #alaska #redraw #screenshot redraw #meme #dumb snavid meme I thought up when I saw this image #shitpost #crack