Beetlejuice musical thoughts
These are going to be really jumbled and disconnected but here’s some particular moments that made me loose it in the show
“I’m invisible just like a gay republican”
*while burning the guide* “I thought they only burned books that turned kids gay!”
Adam’s “Dad?” Almost believing he was his father
“Take off your shirt” “…why?” “Becauseeeeee🥺”
Flash dance chair (honestly all the Beetlejuice/Adam moments)
“I’m sorry I yelled it’s just… you make daddy so angry”
The Dolly Levi card
*things that scare them* “the electoral college!! … sorry it’s just… why does Ohio have so much power.”
“You guys” *he pauses at the door* “fuck you guys”
The guacamole story
“It’s a green card thing!!!”
*deadpan* “you’re all going to die” -> something along the lines he’s going to kill everyone
“Hate is a strong word but I…. *long pause* like him.”
Barb punches a hole in a painting and Adam just 🫢
“See you in hell Kevin”
Adam being a little bit too into kissing Beetlejuice as a distraction
Beetlejuice has so many great deadpan moments I loose my mind
“I’m a very sexual being”
“You guys don’t look like orgy people!”
“It’s because I see myself in you… later tonight, heyo!” *heckling audience member*
“Now we both have dead moms… Lydia look” *he’s holding a severed leg and tries to get her to look for several minutes*
“Mr.Juice”
*Charles explains he has changed after being told not to* “okay go fuck yourself”
“You do smell really bad” “yes… I know that now”
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"Still," "gotta try and get with that green secretary chick;Mees Argenteeeena, wonder if she's spicy
as she sounds!"
Wanted to give it like a vintage valentine's Day card kinda feeling
I also forgot to put my watermark plz don't steal it I have a family to feed
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kinda wanna write a fic where Emily Deetz accidently runs into Beetlejuice in the Netherworld through a series of shenanigans 😂
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