#LMFAO. that was a joke

[xxxemogrrlxxx]

so i watched a movie yesterday...

#can you guess what movie? #myart #art #im trying to figure out how to draw them theyre so specific. #theyre so cute tho i cannot fucking stand them #idk how to color these hoes #i gave him a bit of ass btw he deserves more then whats been given to him #elemental #elemental 2023 #ember lumen #wade ripple #the fuck is their ship name #wember #?! #emade #LMFAO. that was a joke #if they have a legit shipname lmk. #also i forgot the stripes on his shirt. ik. #it looks better without (me just saying that cause i forgot)

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

#talking #edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao #i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years #older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post #you guys are so sensitive my god #i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to #take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post

[seldompathic]

I really shouldn't listen to Snapcube when I draw

#sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic art #shadow the hedgehog #remember- he doesn't want his highlights called gay in a derogatory way #so now hes gonna have to disappear Sonic AND the US president #that oughtta teach em a lesson #(((I'm gay and its a Dub joke please dont flame me LMFAO)))

[essektheylyss]

You know, they call Liam O'Brien the heartbreak prince of Critical Role, but—WHAT'S THIS? SAM RIEGEL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR?

#I mean. we knew lmfao #cr spoilers #critical role #I do need to specify that this is in reference to the fucking iconic businessinsider headline for an interview with liam this week #(headline credit to tumblr user callmecherylcleo who did the interview it's so fucking funny) #the joke is in fact that sam plays up the goofy act so he can go for the throat with feelings later

[unlikelypandahologram]

Who will win the fight for Optimus Prime's love? His canon girlfriend? His worst enemy who's tried to kill him multiple times?? His best friend??? The guy who screams a lot???? Place your bets now folks!!

(Commission for me by the very talented lextodrawstuff! Also, BONUS LMAO)

#for context: this is based on the fact that these are the top four characters shipped with op on ao3 lol #and optimus/reader is the fifth most popular pairing which is...lmfao #also this is a JOKE made for the laughs PLEASE do not use this to start actual ship discourse. i have nothing against self-inserts or ocs #transformers #maccadams #i'm not gonna tag all the characters so i'll just tag the ships #megop #oplita #optiratch #starop

[eldritch-thrumming]

ok imagine an eddie that’s like “ok i’m gonna get my life together, i can’t play sold out shows completely out of breath all the time” so he decides to quit smoking, cut back on his drinking, and finally hire a personal trainer.

and it’s all well and good. his personal trainer, steve, is super hot and eddie kind of has a thing for the way steve tells him what to do. eddie’s never gone to a gym before, let alone had a personalize work out regime, so he’s just following steve’s lead.

he’s talking to gareth one day abt his regular routine, because ever since eddie’s been seeing steve, he’s had way more energy and their performances have never been better—gareth’s just wondering if maybe he should be getting in on this whole personal trainer thing too.

but gareth is left in complete shock when eddie gets to the end of his daily workouts.

“—and it’s just to help me relax, you know? loosen up all the muscles at the end,” eddie’s saying. “it helps so much and i feel so great after.”

“yeah i bet you fucking do,” gareth responds with a snort of disbelief.

“what do you mean?”

“uh. i don’t think it’s fucking normal for your personal trainer to jerk you off at the end of a session??”

“what?” eddie says, looking confused. “yeah, steve said it’s totally normal. it’s just a thing guys do at the gym.”

gareth has absolutely nothing to say to that.

#ok this is just crack lmfao #inspired by watching succession and all the jokes abt roman roy getting jerked off by his personal trainer #steddie

[chilly-lily]

whoever popularized the “amity wants hunter dead” fanon is literally my worst enemy. like look at this. they’re buddies. imagine being wrong about Everything

and the fact that amity is second to the airship before they realize that hunter wasn’t actually taken.. she does not hate that boy!! they are friends!!!

#the owl house #amity blight #also like. the way people make it all about how much better of a friend willow is. #like if you really want an amity-willow conflict. make it about THEM and not a boy lmfao #if one more person replies to this with ‘they just hate each other and want each other dead in a joking way’ i’m blowing this fuckin post up #maybe i wanted to talk about them actually being nice to each other. not everything has to be about rivalries and teasing.

[54625]

sorry this is so fucking funny. "They're really hard selling it" 😭

this is exactly what I was talking about

#this comment is on the angry thomas video of Quackity trying to pick up Fit on valentine's #absolutely hilarious #when we joke that people are gonna think they're actually together we aren't fucking exaggerating lmfao #qsmp #fitpac #hideduo

[cactusfool]

#teen wolf #seriposting #i am never going to watch it god bless #genuinely thought the post summarizing the plot was a joke lmfao

[percexe]

who would’ve thought the titan lord of time would look a lil weird

#percy jackson #pjo #luke castellan #<- BARELY LMFAO #is there a kronos tag . who is searching kronos on tumblr #i might’ve made this joke before #kronos #ethan nakamura #my art

[ahalliance]

after hours of beef and yelling at each other in english, quackity and antoine started speaking in their respective languages and immediately started flirting and talking about wanting to fuck . once again multilingualism saves the world

#qsmp #jay liveblogs #cw suggestive joke #i don’t know if that’s needed . lmfao

[guiltyidealist]

#LMFAO #THE FUCKING BURRNNNNNNNN IF I NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO USE THAT ONE FUCK #r/Jokes #Reddit #queer memes #they had us in the first half not gonna lie

[mysteryposter]

what if they were girlfriends

here's the whole sketch page, i sure do love clutter. and lesbians and also robots

#idrk my rationale behind this one it was the voices mostly #v2 and the mindflayers have some of my fav designs in the game and they both got that girl boss energy so they should kiss #and also this fandom needs some more yuri sorry #also the only ship art ive been drawing lately is mlm BOOOOORING #(<- joke) #v2flayer #<- i think i am the only person ever to draw them together LMFAO #my hcs are v2 is she/it genderless and mindflayer is she/they transfem ok thumbs up! #nayarts #ultrakill #ultrakill v2 #ultrakill mindflayer

[royalarchivist]

Everyone this week: *lore, conspiracy theories, long conversations with Cucurucho, multiple attempts to summon the Binary Monster*

Spreen when lore:

#Spreen #ElSpreen #Cucurucho #Osito Bimbo #QSMP #(THIS IS A JOKE) #Spreen and Rubius have both been getting a lot of annoying fans / harassment the past few weeks #Spreen for not being a dad and Rubius because ??? people just don't like his Angel / Demon character. and because of dumb shipping things #But seeing Spreen leaning into the ''nope no lore for me'' joke cracked me up LMAO they've all got such a good sense of humor #Look at that smile he knows EXACTLY what he's doing #NO HESITATION #anyways he logged back on after like 2 minutes and talked to Cucurucho #I'm PRETTY sure he said ''ok guys I'm gonna order some food'' at the end there but not confident enough to write that in the description #Man really just ''NOPE''-ed outta there lmfao #He's also saying ''who's placing blocks?'' at the beginning

[solkipp]

snilerposting, snilermailing, snilerscreening even

how is he making that sound with his mouth (context:)

in case anyone missed it, my friends peachphernalia and sunnydayaoe have been calling Star "The Sniler" because one of his sprites reminds us of the cat.

you see it too , right

#i hope my friends don't mind me sharing the joke #in my defense it's too good to keep to myself #undertale yellow #ut yellow #uty #uty spoilers #uty starlo #starlo uty #north star uty #my art #the sniler uty #LMFAO

[pseudophan]

i would just like to point out that in the first pinof both dan and phil's noses got smudged to shit to the point where they've almost come off entirely and they did not acknowledge it in the reaction. i simply think phil should have a think about that before he starts joking about their noses potentially touching in pinof 4

#im saying its easy to joke about it in 4 when that didnt happen whereas in 1..... lmfao #not even being a demon its just like of course they were making out during that shit they'd Just started doing that #but phil should watch his words!