Levi once had sex with Erwin outside and was going to wash his clothes, when a couple of villagers saw him. Stark naked and glowing in the dark because of how fukkin pale he is. They ran off screaming into the night and that's the story of how Levi became a ghost sighting. The Hopkinsville Goblin of Wall Rose.
TUMBLR LET ME ANSWER THIS ASK WITHOUT CRASHING I STFG PLS.
sorry anyway. anon i love you this is comedy gold 😭😭 of course this would happen to them on the ONE weekend where eruri decide to take a break from life and go frolic around in the suburbs for the bit. that night when he heard screaming and saw people running away he nearly screamed back because he was so convinced nobody else was around for miles by their little cabin, that’s why he was still hanging around ass-naked outside in the first place 💀 and now every time they pass through that village for whatever reason Levi absolutely can not look anybody in the eye 😭 poor thing is mortified. turns out having sex outside was a choice with many regrets. Levi starts sweating profusely when the villagers warn them that the fields are haunted by a ghastly pale small creature with a shapely ass 💀💀 and gets extremely interested in looking down at the ground all of a sudden when Erwin makes it worse by smiling and saying ‘oh, I used to love ghost stories as a kid, what’s the myth behind this one?’ knowing full well how stressed out Levi is about this 😭😭
I would just like to see Asa vs. one of those batshit crazy obsessive housewife types
Like completely perfect to a T… until they’re not
I just like to see absolute menaces duke it out sometimes
He takes one step through the door to his own house and gets a vase hurled at his head
“YOU SAID YOU’D BE HOME BY TEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!! OH HERE WE GO, WHO WAS IT THIS TIME??? WAS IT THAT SKANK BETTY FROM PILATES? THAT’S WHO YOU WERE TEXTING YESTERDAY I KNEW IT—“