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kooki914 · 2 months
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need to get into the habit of posting more often so here have this
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the kingqueenkaard polycule is absolutely hilarious in canon context cause like. you’re a powerful king and your bitch wife left you with a kid. so you get into a situationship with the kingdom’s hottest loser malewife twink and it works out for a while. until the dreaded Heroes of Legend show up, turn your kingdom against you and throw you in jail, and your idiot partner divorces you as well and gets custody of your kid. next thing you know he’s attempting to get together with your ex-wife to try and make you jealous, although she’s not into it at the moment. unfortunately for you it seems like his pathetic wetbaggedness is starting to charm her a little, or at the very least you saw him in her room with a lampshade on his head. so, that’s something.
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crazghetti · 1 year
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Doodles
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s1lly-gh02tz · 8 months
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🤷‍♂️
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neorouxls · 7 months
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Hope your eyes feel better soon m8, you take as long a break as you need.
Thank you friend, here's KingKaard in return for the kind wishes
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dukeoftears · 7 months
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IVE NEVER CONSIDERED PAPYKAARD BEFORE THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE... actually now im curious what are some of your thoughts on rouxls ships/what his relationship experience is like
OhohoHOHO you have come to the right place!! I love rouxls ships here I will list every one I like and why I like it :3
Kingkaard: This can be two things, either King is a doofus dumbass who is annoyed at himself for falling in love with his servant while Rouxls is a self righteous dumbass and it's goofy shenanigans, or... you have the darker, more toxic variant that isn't cute or romantic (and SHOULD NOT BE ROMANTICISED PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK). I like both a lot, I usually go with the second because it gives my Rouxls a nice backstory (and also gives me an excuse to project my own past traumas) (I mainly do it to project) but with the sheer number of proshitters who romanticise it... :/ goddamn I hate when people romanticise ab*se. There is nothing cute about it. I remember I found a Kingkaard fic with that dynamic that represented what I went though so well that I had to take a break from my phone for a while. And the comments? Full of proshitters who found it "deliciously painful and want king to break him blah blah" :/ goddamn that made me take a second break
Getting off my high horse now, this post isn't where I rant abt proshippers or traumadump
Queenkaard: I LOVE THIS ONE SOO MUCH HEHE it's technically m/f in canon but I like hcing Queen as a genderfuck sapphillean and Rouxls as gay so it's achillean in my thoughts anyways X) Queen would take every opportunity to fluster Rouxls and would be genuinely touched with the gifts he gives her as a sign of his affection
oh yeah side note: Rouxls' love languages would definitely be gift giving and verbal affection :3
METTAKAARD: Two trans gay men who KNOW they're beautiful in love??????? I cannot explain how much I ADORE Mettakaard it is my FAVORITE SHIP OF ALL TIME... on one hand they are both so goddamn flirtatious with each other but then on the other you have them comforting each other as they show their flaws to nobody but each other.... oughfhfhf <3
Papykaard: TWO GOOFY PUZZLE BOYOS WHO COOK TOGETHER I feel like this is great in both the qpr and the romantic way, Papyrus would definitely decide to tutor Rouxls with puzzles and from there, Pap falls first but Rouxls falls harder <3 Papyrus would listen to Rouxls rant for ages and the same vice versa and they would cook together, and Rouxls feels so safe around Papyrus because Papyrus doesn't care about rank, or status, or how clumsy and dumb he is, Papyrus loves him for who he is and he doesn't have to pretend to be something he isn't anymore... Honorary mention to Swap Papykaard where you have swap papyrus and rouxls, I started this in a rp with my friend who writes swap papyrus and we actually found it has a really cute dynamic <3 Rouxls would definitely look after Paps when he doesn't feel the will to get out of bed, and swap pap would always listen to his infodumps and it's just CUTE
PAPYMETTAKAARD I love polycules and here you have PAPYKAARD AND METTAKAARD AND PAPYTON AT THE SAME TIME?!?!!! Sign me up!!
Swatchkaard: "I hate you" "I loveth thee too <3"
Those are the main rouxls ships I like, but a few honorary mentions: Seamkaard can be cute with the right dynamic, I like them as qprs especially :) Jevkaard / Nosuit can be silly and fun too, I don't actively ship it but I do enjoy the ship
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groovygladiatorsheep · 9 months
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“Many do not see you as the hidden gem you are..„
Some KingKaard content hee hee
From this fic I made !!
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storyofundertalelover · 5 months
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“kingkaard is abusive” did we play the same game girl
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jellyblitz · 1 year
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you should draw some kingkaard 👀
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(crowd aww sfx)
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danielleargentino · 7 months
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not moral orel but!!! doodle i did in half an hour because i miss these assholes and nobody gets them like i do. in fact very few people get them and i wish they had more content. sigh.
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undervaluedagent · 2 months
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Presented without comment.
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corals-corner · 9 months
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King: *orders a milkshake with 2 straws*
Rouxls: Aww, thou art so romanti-
King: *putting both straws in his mouth* Hey, check out how fast I can drink this!
Rouxls:
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getlancered · 9 months
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pathetic man. sad clown of a man.
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more register doodles. Btw
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vicky-sarah-arts · 1 year
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After helping to defeat the tyrannical King Spade, the lightners wave goodbye to the darkners and allow them to start healing their kingdom while they head to their homes.
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They return the next day, giving some aid to the darkners by helping to free the wrongly imprisoned.
They remembered that odd darkner named Jevil locked away in that cell deep underneath the castle, on a “secret” floor.
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Back when they first saw the mystery prisoner, they had been informed about a key broken up into separate parts, which the seap keeper knew about. Soon after obtaining the key, they were reminded of more pressing matters…
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And so, the team forgot about the prisoner until after everything was done.
Now was their chance to make up for forgetting about the poor soul, returning now to set him free.
But for some reason… the darkner was being… difficult.
He was refusing to leave the cell, calling it his “freedom” and claiming that everyone else were the ones that were imprisoned.
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Eventually, the team managed to convince the jester-styled darkner to come out of the darkness-filled cell.
Learning that the ex-jester didn’t actually have a home of his own, Ralsei had the brilliant idea that he could house Jevil in his castle. On the way back to the empty kingdom, the group were heading past the seap - while the seap’s keeper, Seam - was just outside of it. The jester and the seap keeper stared at each other, both seeming to be shocked to see one another.
Until suddenly, Jevil had tackled the seap keeper… with a very enthusiastic hug, surprising everyone and terrifying Seam.
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After Seam had learned of the team’s plan, they figured it was a horrible idea to leave three children with the task to look after someone who was definitely not sane nor safe.
So, Seam was going to be the one to house him.
Just wanna give a special thanks to my friend, @sable-bracelet
We have a very old RP that is about... 3 years old, I think? They have heavily inspired this AU, as well as even made some characters that will (hopefully) be included in this.
I love you, Sable!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)
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Feel free to send Asks and such to me now, I'm gonna try my best to make this account focus on just this now.
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s1lly-gh02tz · 8 months
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silly doodle of the sillies
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seth-sent-ya · 1 year
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I made a thing
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