#Kentucky Derby Watch Party

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[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

Every year mother's day gift guides start appearing right before my birthday and I'm like ok.....is no one going to mention a gabrielle's birthday gift guide or...?

#i want new tires. thanks. #my birthday and mother's day are on separate weeks this year but I was born on a Friday and mother's day was sunday #when I graduated from college my birthday was friday my grad party and baccalaureate Saturday mother's day and graduation sunday #also the Kentucky derby was on Saturday lol and we had to watch it at the party

[theresawritesstuff]

With Thanksgiving coming up later this month in the US, I'd like to remind everyone that you can make the holidays and how you choose to celebrate them whatever you want.

For example, my aunt hates Thanksgiving. So years ago she decided to make it fun whenever she hosted. And she never goes half way on anything. The first thanksgiving I remember her hosting? Disco Murder Mystery. We had a disco murder mystery party complete with costumes, then took a break for dinner.

There's been a lot of themes over the years, including but not limited to...

Kentucky Derby

Zombie apocalypse

Duck Dynasty (different aunt was going through chemo and that inexplicably ended up being the mindless show she'd watch when recovering. This was also the year the center pieces briefly caught fire.)

Harry Potter (in a time before JK was quite as vocal with her hatred)

Hunger Games (My husband and I went full Capital with our looks, wigs and all, and no one else bothered to dress up. This was also not our first party we went to dressed like that for the day. We also went to the movies after.)

So... yeah. Have a potluck. Make the food you like best. Have your favorite people over and have a theme party with a side of mashed potatoes.

You're allowed to make it fun

[lokielly]

you asked, so you shall receive. i have come up with these with my friend izzy since early april 2022. these are nonsensical and goofy because stede is a nonsensical and goofy man. they're also more of a "how would stede be like if he were a real person today"

best of tumblr user lokielly's ridiculous stede headcanons:

stede would LOVE the office

stede would LOVE alf

stede would fill his froyo cup with ALL of the toppings. it would be expensive as hell but what? he wasn't going to get the gummy worms and the chocolate rocks and the gummy sharks and the sprinkles and th

stede would be soo good at the "we're all in this together" dance from high school musical. i'd even go as far as to say he'd slay.

stede would find opossums very cute.

stede would make his kids make slime because he thinks kids like to make slime; really alma and louis don't care because he's too late to the trend. they don't want to make slime anymore. but he makes them because it must be fun.

stede would post minion memes on facebook. he would love those little yellow goggled guys.

stede would always get the pink drink from starbucks. after he finishes drinking it, he takes the lid off and eats those strange rehydrated strawberries.

stede would love those waffle cone bowls. you know, the ones that are waffle cone but... bowl shaped.

stede would get genuinely upset about that homophobic dog, whitney chewston. not because people are using her to be (jokingly) homophobic, but because he doesn't like that people are putting that image on an innocent dog.

stede would love the song butterfly by loona (he'd stream it illegally to support the boycott).

stede (and ed) would absolutely name a kitten marmalade. because he is (they are) gay.

stede would have SO many games on his phone. like an outlandish amount. most of his phone storage is pictures of him and ed and then just a metric ton of mobile games.

stede would host kentucky derby parties (strangest sporting event ever) and he'd be the only one watching it on the tv. no one else would care.

(pre-ed) stede would force mary and the kids to be van life tiktokers with him.

if you think of something silly stede would do please reblog/reply with anything you want to add! i also have a playlist of songs stede would like, if you want to uncover that go to my ask box and ask a number 1-31... i will answer with the song. i feel like that would be fun lol.

#stedeposting #<- that's my tag for shitposting abt stede #ofmd #our flag means death

[teamseaslug]

I need to figure out when the Kentucky Derby is I wanna participate. I am not rich or white enough for country clubs or wherever people watch the Kentucky Derby but I'll party in my cute little hat with my cute little outfit and my cute little cocktail

#ppl really successfully gatekeep the derby because all i know is how to make a mint julep and nothing else #sydney talking

[cinematics06]

My sister accurately predicted the first and second place winners of the Kentucky Derby

So I was at a party and we were watching the Kentucky Derby on a TV. Before the game we wrote our names on a board to predict the first, second, and third place winning horses. And then believe it or not, my sister wrote our name down and ended up accurately predicting the first and second place winning horses, earning us the mega jackpot of $50.

Also the second place horse was named Sierra Leone and Kanye West’s second highest rated song off of his second album is Diamonds from Sierra Leone so KANYE WEST PREDICTED THE 2024 KENTUCKY DERBY!??!

#kentucky derby #story #kanye west

[slickshoesareyoucrazy]

That Stephen Foster Song

Today was just another day for me, but the first Saturday in May didn't used to be just any other day. It used to be a big deal.

I'm a Kentucky girl, and my dad arguably has a gambling problem, so I grew up thinking Derby Day was observed everywhere the same way it was in my family. I've been to three Derbys, all with my dad. It's fucking expensive to get in, so every time we went, it was a big deal that we did (and we got general infield admission; which means...you can't sit down unless it's on the ground. I'm not sure you're even allowed to carry a lawn chair in anymore). I used to bet horses every year when I became an adult and I've won a couple times. (My latest win was I'll Have Another, so it's been a while). And I used to have a party for a few years in a row when our son was little. Friends came over. We ate traditional Kentucky food (Benedictine finger sandwiches; fried chicken and waffles; burgoo; bluegrass salad; mini hot browns; Derby pie and Kentucky Silk pie...I made bourbon slushes instead of mint juleps though because mint juleps are gross in my opinion). I cried when the band played My Old Kentucky Home. The Derby is a complex mash of pieces of me and my relationship with my dad and my sense of home and my childhood. Sports in general, and this day and event in particular have historically been a way I could more easily than normal connect with other people; they are relatively safe and fun and happy pieces of myself I could share with other people.

But then in 2017, the friends stopped coming. Magically, all these people who clearly associated me with the Derby and knew I was having a party...people who never even knew it was Derby Day before I started having the parties...all of them to a person had something else come up on the first Saturday in May. After I'd already bought food and stuff (J and I aren't drinkers, and I still have that bottle of bourbon in our cabinet. It's not collecting dust because it's in a cabinet, but you get the picture). Something about me had turned the day, the event, disposable and forgettable in the year between May Saturdays. J took us to an amusement park that first year. To take my mind off of the social event I wasn't having. I haven't even attempted to be social for the Derby since, but 2 years ago, I long distance watched the race with a new friend who'd never watched before. I thought maybe I was connecting with someone over this day again; sharing a piece of myself. That maybe it could be something that we could share together; something that would make her think of me.

But it didn't. No one has reached out to me today; they probably don't even realize or remember it's Derby Day. This isn't a day that makes people think of me. I asked my son if he remembered how to play My Old Kentucky Home when we were out walking the dog this morning, and he said not by heart, but he could still read the music, probably. (He used to be able to play without music on the piano and the violin). And then he casually said he just didn't want to try though. I know he didn't mean to sound callous or make me feel shitty and dismissed by saying that, but he did.

I'd like to say I'm not feeling socially anxious and sad right now. I'd like to say I can overlook all the nostalgia and pain and memory and complication attached to this event and day and enjoy it. Or I'd even like to say I don't care that it's Derby Day anymore. But honestly, none of that's true. The truth is I'm watching it, because I can't not care, and I'm thinking about just how forgettable and easily dismissed I seem to be to nearly everyone who's met me in person. Including maybe even my kid. A worldwide spectacle that happens on the same basic day every year doesn't even drive a quick, 'Hey, what's up?' text.

I won't cry this year when I hear that Stephen Foster song. Maybe I'm starting to forget and dismiss myself.

#don't mind me #just feeling sorry for myself and having an existential crisis because a horse race is on TV #weep no more my ladies; oh weep no more today

[millarlawfirm]

Lots happening in Atlanta this weekend! Whether you're attending an NBA Playoffs watch party, Kentucky Derby party, or Cinco de Mayo celebration - drink responsibly. Hosts, serve responsibly. Otherwise, you may be liable for drunk driving accidents caused by your guests. LEARN MORE

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[ledenews]

Downtown Wheeling’s ‘Big Dig’ Getting Worse Before Better

It’s become an evil word – streetscape – with many who frequently travel through downtown Wheeling or to those who own businesses along Main and Market streets, but paving is expected to take place this summer and mid-2025 is the target time for completion. But not before it gets worse, of course, according to Wheeling City Manager Bob Herron. “The only way to describe our downtown right now is that it’s pretty torn up. There’s a lot of construction taking place right now,” he said. “And there are going to be some traffic interruptions at the end of the week, too, when the DOH closes 10th Street on Friday. And there’s going to be a lot of intense over the next six weeks. “There’s a lot of things that still need completed so the paving can begin on Main Street, and we’re hoping that happens by the end of June or early July,” Herron continued. “And the landscaping engineer is moving along nicely and when certain areas of Main are finished, the grinding and the paving will take place and we’re all looking forward to that.” The storm sewer separation project on Market Street represents half of the "streetscape" that has been taking place in downtown Wheeling since late 2022. The roadway was opened to traffic again more than a week ago. The $32 million, state-funded project initially was proposed and adopted in 2015 by then-mayor Andy McKenzie and former W.Va. Governor Earl Ray Tomblin, but the scope and design have morphed many times since. The original cost estimate was below $10 million when including only paving, new curbs and access ramps, and new sidewalks, but the cost doubled after the issue of underground vaults was discovered in 2017. Design changes, new signalization, the inclusion of the three cross streets between 10th and 16th streets, and an extensive storm sewer separation project also increased the cost estimate to where it is today. Triton Construction was awarded the bid in August 2022, and the company started work in late September of that year. At first, the "done date" was November 2024, but that deadline was extended earlier this year. "I know when we talk about the construction in downtown, we mostly refer to it as the ‘streetscape,’ but there are actually two projects that are taking place,” Herron explained. “The streetscape has a lot of different parts to it and all of that is taking place now along Main Street and it’s started on the south end of Market, too. But the storm sewer project is what’s been happening all along Market Street for a year or so. “The separation took place along Main Street several years ago before The Health Plan constructed their new headquarters in the downtown,” he said. “But once it’s complete along Market Street, the downtown will be able to handle any new construction that takes place for years to come.”   As the project has moved forward this spring, several downtown intersections have been restricted by construction work that will implement safer walkways for pedestrians. City officials expect heavy traffic in the downtown area this weekend with several events scheduled for Wheeling’s riverfront area. Not only will the Wheeling Miners indoor football team play their second home game at Wesbanco Arena this Saturday evening, but the “Believe Dance Competition” will take place at the Capitol Theatre and Waterfront Hall will host live music, a one-mile race, and a Kentucky Derby Watch Party. The city manager wishes to remind motorists to pay attention while navigating the downtown area. “There are a lot of construction workers, barrels, and detours in downtown right now with the streetscape and with the construction of the new parking garage,” Herron said. “Plus, we have a projects taking place inside the Stone Center, on the Newbridge property on the corner of 10th and Main, and there’s the ongoing work at the Bridge Tavern, too. That’s why I hope people are being extra careful when they are traveling on Main and Market. “When it’s all finished, it’s going to be great and the downtown will have a completely new look that’s going to be very attractive for our current businesses, and for the ones in the future,” he said. “I know it’s frustrating for everyone, and it is difficult on some days to get around those streets, but the storm sewer separation and the streetscape both were long overdue. I believe all of the frustration will be worth it when it’s all finished, and traffic gets back to normal.” Read the full article

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SOUTH POINT HOTEL, CASINO & SPA HOSTS KENTUCKY DERBY WATCH PARTY, MAY 4 (credit: South Point Hotel, Casino & Spa)   Experience the excitement and nonstop action of the annual Kentucky Derby at South Point

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Hosting the Perfect Derby Party: A How-To Guide

Introduction:

Hosting a Derby party is a fantastic way to celebrate the excitement of horse racing while enjoying the company of friends and family. Whether you're a seasoned equestrian enthusiast or just looking for a derby news to throw a stylish gathering, this guide will help you plan and execute the perfect Derby party.

Invitations:

Set the tone for your Derby party with invitations that capture the spirit of the event. Use traditional horse racing imagery, such as jockeys, horses, or the iconic Derby hat. Include essential details like date, time, dress code (encourage guests to wear their best Derby attire), and any specific instructions, like bringing their favorite hors d'oeuvres or beverages.

Decorations:

Create a festive atmosphere by decorating your space with a touch of Kentucky Derby charm. Incorporate elements like horseshoes, roses (a nod to the famous Garland of Roses awarded to the Derby winner), and jockey silks. Consider using a color scheme of traditional Derby colors like rose red, classic black, and elegant white.

Dress Code:

Encourage guests to embrace the Derby fashion with a dress code that includes big, stylish hats and seersucker suits. Offer prizes for the best-dressed guests to add an element of friendly competition and excitement.

Food and Drinks:

Serve classic Southern cuisine and Derby-inspired drinks to enhance the experience. Mint Juleps are a must-have at any Derby party, and traditional Southern dishes like shrimp and grits, bourbon-glazed ribs, and Kentucky Hot Browns will delight your guests' taste buds. Don't forget to include a dessert station with pecan pie or Derby pie.

Betting Station:

Create a betting station for guests to participate in the excitement of the race. Provide information on the horses and odds, and let guests place friendly bets. Consider organizing a small prize for the guest with the winning bet or creating a pool for a charitable cause.

Viewing Setup:

Ensure you have a designated area for guests to watch the race. Set up a large screen or multiple screens if possible, and have comfortable seating arrangements. Create a festive atmosphere with race-related decorations in this area to enhance the viewing experience.

Entertainment:

Keep the party lively with some Derby-themed entertainment. Consider hiring a live band or DJ to play music, and organize games like horseshoe tossing or a best hat contest to keep guests engaged between races.

Favors:

Send your guests home with a little piece of the Derby spirit by providing themed party favors. Small bottles of bourbon, personalized julep cups, or horse-shaped cookies are all excellent choices.

Conclusion:

By incorporating these elements into your Derby party, you're sure to create an unforgettable experience for your guests. Celebrate the thrill of the race, indulge in delicious Southern cuisine, and revel in the joy of good company at your perfectly planned Derby gathering. Happy hosting!

[dfwandy]

We want to start by thanking everyone attending services today. Many have traveled in from out of state, and others took time out of their schedules to be here. It means so very much to us to share our father’s celebration of life with you.

To begin, I would like to take a moment to acknowledge our mother, Page Barry. All three of us; Robin, Jimmy and I. our spouses and our children want to take a moment to recognize our mother’s role in Dad’s care during his final years. When he became ill, Pagie became a project manager of sorts over his care. Because of her steadfast dedication to his wellbeing, he was able to live comfortably in his final years. We are incredibly grateful, that because he was so well taken care of, his life was extended, and we were able to spend more precious holidays with him, including his 83rd birthday just a few weeks ago. Mom, you embodied what marriage really means through your dedication to Dad. Thank you, mom, from the bottom of our hearts.

I should mention that tomorrow is Jim and Page’s 61st wedding anniversary. Not long ago, even though Dad was very sick, he reached out to all of us to plan a special 60th wedding anniversary celebration. It wasn’t until we were sitting at the party dinner table that he realized it was actually their 59th anniversary! He was off by a year, but a wonderful time was had by all.

They say “If the United States can be called a body, then Kentucky can be called its heart”. Dad was a Kentucky boy through and through, and I know he is looking down on us today, and beaming that Kentucky folks are “in the house” and representing his home very proudly today.

When you think about Jim Barry, the very first thing that comes to mind is his sharp sense of humor and quick wit. In order to be truly funny, you really have to be smart, and in Dad’s case, his sense of humor was brilliant. One of my favorite zingers of his came about 12 or 13 years ago. A group of the St. Louis crew came down to Texas for a summer visit. We were at Sea World. In San Antonio. In July. It was in a word. HOT. We had three wild boys and a toddler to boot, running the park causing total mayhem. Deep into the afternoon we stopped at a bench in the shade to gather our thoughts and cool off for a moment. and I said to the group “I’m going to the concession stand, can I get anybody anything? Dad quickly piped up and said “a pistol”. These zingers, as we call them, the fast as a flash one liners always brought levity to whatever situation we were in and brought joy and howling laughter to our gatherings.

When I asked my boys about their Grandad they had so many fond memories to share. Vance remembers when Grandad helped him build his Texas Longhorns themed Scouts derby car, Nicky recalls Granddad painting camo stripes on his new Nerf gun, and James loved watching the masters with him this past Easter weekend.

Everybody has a dad. But there is a very short list of people in this word have MY dad. He was special, Jim Barry was...really cool.

When most children bring home school artwork, it typically goes on the fridge and maybe gets tucked away in a scrapbook. My dad took my drawings, precisely contour cut them out, and mounted them to pretty colored boards. When other little girls got play kitchens at Christmas, my dad built one from scratch and hand lettered “Jennifer’s Stove” on the backsplash. A lot of girls get a car for their 16th birthday. When I turned 16 my dad custom painted a VW bug. Hot pink with gold glitter racing stripes.

Examples like this number in the hundreds. There’s a typical way things are done and there is his way. You could call it the “Granddad Factor”. The special touches that he brought to ordinary occurrences were simply...magic. memories of his unique and thoughtful contributions are woven through the very fabric of my life, and I am forever changed for the better because he was my Dad.

Dad had a few hospital stays recently. When the nurses walked in you could tell his demeanor changed and he would turn on the charm a little bit. As they would leave the room he would say TTFN! Which stood for Ta Ta For Now! He thought it was pretty cool that some of the nurses caught on and started saying it back.

I think his little catch phrase is only fitting today. Dad, we are not saying goodbye. We will see you again. So, for today, we will simply say Ta Ta For Now.

[cdigitalss]

A Match Made in Louisville

A Match Made in Louisville

I don’t watch or follow any horse racing for 364 days of the year, and I have a feeling that I’m not alone. But this Saturday (the first Saturday in May each year), for some reason I can’t seem to get enough. We’re told of the “great tradition” the Kentucky Derby offers up, are bombarded with Derby party ideas and, by the end of the weekend, will have seen some of the largest women’s hats around!…

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William Regal NSFW Alphabet Letters A-M (Mob Au)

A collaboration with @kayfabebabe! They did parts N-Z!! GO GO TO THEM NOW

A = Aftercare (What are they like after sex?)

The first time you two make love, William was baffled as you lay on top of him, kissing his chest and holding his hand as he rubbed your back. The few times he had sex before you were not this loving. They were rushed, they were meaningless. Yet you took your time, you were patient with him as he discovered how to please you. He simply wanted to fall asleep with you before quickly realizing what a mess he's made and offers to carry you to the bathroom to clean up. It becomes your routine from then on, unless you're both too tired, (or in a place where you just don't have time). Then back to bed you go, in each other's embrace, to kiss and hold each other until you fall asleep in each others arms.

B = Body part (Favourite part of their own or partner’s body)

No matter how many times you told him it, not even standing him in front of the mirror and kissed him up and down, he still struggled to understand your desire for him, you saying you love every part of him, least of all his hands. Hands that were scarred with knuckles that bruised far too easy, hands that have turned people onto broken shells of their former selves, hands that have have maimed. Yet here you were, his angel, kissing said hands, loving the roughness of them on your hips, gently softening them with lotion as you sat on his lap. They had to be good for something, if they could help you with your hair and feed you your favorite desert and bring you flowers and pleasure in the dark of night. Maybe his hands were salvageable after all.

Even less than his own body he'd never understand the shyness centered around your own. He couldn't pick a favorite part if tried, he was obsessed with your entire figure, your entire being. The delicate way your hands would touch him, treated him like he was made of glass instead of the venom and spite he was born from. Gorgeous arms that would wrap around him every time you caught sight of him after work. Gorgeous legs that ran to him when you were in need and wrapped around his waist when you didn't want him to leave in the morning. Hips like Aphrodite, breasts just as stunning, and as perverse as it sounded a behind so cute he couldn't keep his hands off of it when you were in bed.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

William hates making a mess of things, especially you. The first time you gave him head (which almost knocked him out, by the way) he came all over your face because he wouldn't let you swallow (he thought it would be too gross) and he apologized for about an hour after he cleaned you up. Now the sight of his cum dripping down your chin could get him hard just as fast as the first time.

Bonus: You two rarely have sex without protection (he has an intense fear of getting you pregnant because he's scared he'd be a terrible father), but the times you've let him come in you without protection, well, the sight of his cum dripping out of you after he pulls out just has him gives him an indescribable feeling.

D = Dirty secret (Something that they’ve thought about, but never done.)

The thought of voyeurism feels sick and perverse to him. He'll never admit this, but he thinks about watching you touch yourself. The thought of sitting you between his legs and him whispering dirty words in your ears has gotten him to sleep on more than one occasion, if you catch my drift.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's only ever been with a few girls before you sexually. They were all either Bischoff or Vince's girls he got mixed up with at parties. And only two of those times involved penetration. He let them take control, ride him like the Kentucky Derby, because he has absolutely no clue what to do until he meets you. The first night you two made love was the most nerve racking experience he ever had. You didn't come he first time but came close. He, unlike your previous partners who insisted they knew best, asked for you to show him how to please you after politely asking if you had actually come or not.

He sure as hell gets it right the second time.

Secretly he peruses magazine after magazine, book after book when you're not around on.. (*cough*) various subjects (along with exploring each other when you're together) because he can't stand watching porn. Once while you over his house you notice a copy of Cosmo sticking out from under the coffee table with sticky notes sticking out of it and didn't say a word.

F = Favorite position (This goes without saying)

Missionary Missionary Missionary. It's about being face to face with you, the intimacy, your nails on his back. But a close second is letting you ride him in bed because the sight of you on top with your hands against his chest is just magnificent to him.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous?)

Oh absolutely not this man is serious as hell until it's over. He's too focused on listening to what makes you cry out what makes you shift and buck against him. Jokes are saved for after the event.

H = Hickeys (Do they like them? More on their partner or themselves?)

Oh, baby, he loves them. Since Will's uniform is basically his suit the only part of his body that's uncovered are his neck and hands, which gives you free range to leave hickeys on him everywhere else. And I mean everywhere. You don't bruise as easy as he does in most places but in the areas that do he'll makes sure are well covered by whatever dress you wear on the stage. He's not as good at them as you are as you are yet , but he's managed. He adores them on him but gets more excited when he can leave them on you.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

He's your every dream. Candles, silk sheets mood music, poetry and prose whispered in your ear as you take each other higher. Slow and sensual until you beg- and good gods does he love it when you beg- for more.

J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

Oh poor baby. He didn't masturbate often, he didn't really have much time to think about sex between, you know, being one of Vince's hounds. As little sex as he had he would never consider himself pent up or frustrated... not until he met you. Since they day he laid eyes on you your every curve, and voice began to haunt his dreams almost every night. No magazine, no movie nothing could compare to the thoughts he had about you, as guilty as he felt. He feels like a Pervert for it to the point when you begin to date he literally apologies for it when you asked if he thought about you when you weren't around. Just because you tell him you feel the same way for him doesn't make him feel any less like scum. (It was an ego boost for sure though, don't get him wrong)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

This man has a praise kink, 100%. When you're in the midst of it, against him, under him, telling him how good he's doing telling him how much you love it crying out his name it drives him wild. Knowing he's getting better at pleasing you and loving what he does to you has boosted his confidence tenfold as well.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the deed)

Definitely in either his or your bed or anywhere in each other's houses. Where he knows your two are safe and don't have to worry about being walked in on, where you can take your time with each other. Or having to muffle each other's moans of pleasure.

M = Motivation (What really turns them on?)

Literally, anything you do turns him on he's adorable that way. But it's something about your eyes, eyes he's learned to read like a book. Eyes that make him want to be your Atlas and lift the weight of the world off your shoulders. Especially when they're staring at him across the room at the club and looking towards the hallway to the dressing room...

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[sluttbuttsstuff]

SILVER CHARIOT “SUGAR DADDY” APPLICATION FORM: Diego

NAME: Diego Brando

AGE: 30

OCCUPATION: Horse Jockey/Breeder/stable owner

ANNUAL INCOME AVERAGE:  Varies greatly, depending on race winnings, has an estimated 20 million net worth total

BACKGROUND HISTORY: He never knew his father, and his mother died early on, when he was around 10 or so.  Diego had a hard life, and poor upbringing as a child in the system.  Due to his smaller size and athletic prowess, however, he was able to win his first horse race at the age of 16, and made a name for himself in the world of horses.  He bought the first horse he was able to win a race with, Silver Bullet, and eventually turned him into a stud and started breeding the “Silver Bullet” pedigree.  Silver has fathered several race winners, one even winning the Kentucky Derby a few years back.  Diego has been able to build an impressive stable and racehorse business for himself, although on rare occasions he still races. He’s made the majority of his money on bets and gambling through horse races, and is known to take more chances when it comes to his business.  However, it’s paid off greatly, and is quickly becoming one of the wealthiest and most successful horse owners on the west coast.

EXPECTATIONS: Diego wants one thing out of life more than anything: bragging rights.  He not only wants to be public with your relationship, he wants to show you off at the races and wear you around his arm like a rolex watch.  Go out with him, keep him company at the after parties, get drunk with him and fuck when he loses- ride through the ups and downs for a good time together.  Every day will be a new adventure, and sometimes it can be a little crazy, but you’ll always have fun with him.  Full disclosure, he might see other sugar babies as well, no hard feelings.  Also, he’s very sexual, and would definately want a partner that’s able to cater to his needs.  If you’re looking for a long term relationship, or the potential for marriage, look elsewhere. 

LIKES: horses(duh), gambling, expensive gifts, money, gold jewelry, card games, betting, party drugs, sex, his mom (although he never talk about her), sports, dancing, fancy cocktails, extravagant fashion, fast cars, loud music, reptiles/dinosaurs, rocks and crystals

DISLIKES: losing, traffic, family drama, his racing rivals (a former jockey by the name Joestar), being disrespected or looked down on, hangovers, 

IDEAL TYPE: has a thing for blondes with tan skin, the ideal california girl if you will.  Also likes someone with expensive flashy taste that will keep up with him and keep him entertained.  A good dancer is always sexy, and it would be cool if they’re an animal lover like him.

IDEAL FIRST DATE: A horse race, naturally, where the two of you can bet and gossip about all the tacky hats and old money.  Afterwards, he’ll take you clubbing for some “recreational fun”, or to the beach to go skinny dipping, if it’s dark enough.  He’d also be happy to show you around his stables, and show you all the horses he’s bought and sired, and all the trophies he’s won.

PAYMENT: Here’s the thing-Dio loves to spoil, he loves to pamper. He loves to give others the things he never had, and having the power to do so. BUT….he likes to make you work for it.  You kiss his cheek in front of a competitor?  That’s an extra hundred in your pocket.  You outdrink him at the bar?  That’s impressive enough to earn you those new diamond earrings you were looking at before.  Give him some tail?  You get the idea.  Diego will give you anything and everything he can,as long as you do something to earn it.  That might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but Diego’s shallow, he doesn’t care.  

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