#Kaz collects gays like Pokémon

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My favourite part of the whole “I’ll tell Matthias you tried to kiss Nina with tongue”/ “He’ll never believe that”/ “ then I’ll tell Nina you tried to kiss Mattias with tongue ” is that it implies just how immensely visibly ✨homosexual ✨Wylan is to the rest of the group.

Like even Matthias- fresh out of a cult bitch, Mr Hetero, poor boy caught in the conservative YouTube pipeline- could take one look at this bomb-making twink and went yeah that’s a gay one. Home of sexual. Real man enjoyer.

I also firmly believe that Kaz too took one look at this fruit in the tannery and said yep let’s send my most attractive manwhore to lure him in like a fish on a fucking line and it worked-

#I just think it’s neat #Kaz collects gays like Pokémon #Matthias is an ally #soc #six of crows #six of crows shitpost #crooked kingdom #matthias helvar #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #lgbtqia #mlm #shadow and bone s2 #shadow and bone #s&b