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doyouknowwhoyouare13 · 3 months
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guys I turn 16 in 2 months
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maleksrami · 2 years
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i’d like to take this moment during this apparent andrew garfield renaissance to say that you have quite literally not seen that man act unless you’ve seen never let me go (2010) . thank you
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0cherub · 6 years
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30 DAY CAS CHALLENGE: DAY 5; TEEN POP
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lafyloaf · 7 years
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KABOOM LENOIR RED FLUSH FRIENDDDD
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I'm scared bro
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twotonedblues · 5 years
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i wanna die..
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jjblunt · 3 years
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encounters | rafe cameron
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a/n: little quick blurb! just had the thought that rafe probably listens to classic rock. wrote this in like 15 mins so.. and this is my first writing here so excuse how poorly this was written!
here’s the kinda second part. or more of a like post high school thing?
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Being in a completely different friend group often hinders the possibility of you having an interaction with Rafe. His friend group were notorious for being boisterous, loud and whatnot. Your friend group were mostly on the down low, never really participating in the entire Kooks vs Pogues agenda that reigns in the island.
You did have several classes with him and you’ve seen him around at parties. And it is a particularly small town so you two know of each other. But no effort was ever made to really get to know him and vice versa. 
That was until Midsummers happened.
Midsummers was always something you looked forward to since you get to hang out with your friends and (illegally) drink champagne while your parents pretended to like each other. But that year you were pretty bummed out since most of them was out of the country, spending their summer somewhere in Europe. So you were left to spend the night alone.
Only you didn’t. 
It was about an hour and a half since it started, and by this point, you were pretty bored out of your mind and had opted to sit out the mingling. Rafe saw you alone at the table and decided to take a seat next to your place.
His arrival did question you and you were about to address it but he had beat you to it first. 
“Alone tonight, Y/l/n?”
“Maybe,” you said. “You?”
“Maybe.”
“Surprising you’re not bothering any pogues tonight. Seeing that that’s the only thing I’ve seen you done outside of school,” you teasingly said.
Rafe could hear your voice dripping in sarcasm and decided to play along. “Oh yeah? And what about you? Surprising you’re not high on weed with your stoner friends right now,” he said. “Also, I do have other activities outside of school besides that.”
“Like what?”
“Like, golf.”
You can’t help but laugh. Honestly, you thought, golf? “You are so kook, Rafe.”
He smiled at your response. You didn’t think you’d be having a conversation with Rafe Cameron talking about nothing and everything. But you did. One question led to another and by the end of the night, your stomach was hurting from the excessive laughing that you’ve shared with the boy. And somehow the both of you began on the topic about rock music— one of the many things you had in common with Rafe. Something you found out that night.
“— I can’t believe you think Led Zeppelin is better than Pink. Like, c’mon. I thought we were getting along,” he said.
“But they are though! Pink Floyd writes sad shit and tries to be philosophical but it just doesn’t work!”
“So wrong for that. You just haven’t listened to the right songs.”
“You’re wrong. I know I’m right. Maybe if—” 
mae: can u pick me up
mae: im in trouble💩💩
mae: moms gonna killll mee 😵
mae: plz
Your phone read. Fuck you thought. Your sister didn’t bother to elaborate the trouble she had gotten herself into so you instinctively stood up and for a brief moment you forgot that you were in the middle of a conversation.
“Hey, hey where are you going?”
“Fuck. Sorry, Cameron. Big sister duty. I have to go. Call me okay? or text me. Maybe you could play some Pink for me sometime and convince me that it’s better than Zeppelin. I doubt it though.”
He smiled. “Okay. Yeah, sure. But can I have your number first?”
“Sarah has it. Just ask her,” you said, heels already moving. 
He nodded and waved you goodbye. Where have you been all this time? he thought to himself. 
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igonecrazy · 3 years
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OHHHH MY GOD!!!!!
What.....is......they're......what even......these two....I!!!!!!! Killll mee!!
That!!! That!!!!!
Reba: I try to be wary of people who foster dependency and feed on it. I've been with a few, the blind attract them.
Will: Not just the blind.
Me: *flailing around*
Hannibal: Congratulations on the job you did on him. [Chilton] I admired it enormously.
Will: Are you accusing me of something?
Me, who watched him admit to the same thing just a few minutes ago: BITCH YOU SLICK!
Hannibal is pretty effing jealous of Will's "family".
Hannibal: When life becomes maddeningly polite, think about me. Think about me, Will, don't worry about me.
Will: *puts hand on the glass and sighs*
Me: WHAT EXCELLENT ROMANCE DISH IS THIS!!!! And WHY HAVEN'T I TASTED IT BEFORE!!
Will: You turned yourself in, so I would always know where you were. You'd only do that if I rejected you. Goodbye.
Me: BITCH DID YOU FORGET IN THE THREE YEARS THAT YOU DID BREAK UP WITH HIM!! YOU TOLD HIM YOU DIDN'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT HIM!!! YOU DIDN'T WANNA KNOW WHERE HE WAS!!!! THAT'S WHAT MADE HIM SURRENDER!!!!! YOUR I WANNA CLEAN BREAK UP SHIT not that I blame you for it MADE HIM SURRENDER!!!!!!
Hannibal: Will....was it good to see me?
Will: Good? No.
Me: Hannibal!!!! You were a reputed serial killer!! Have some respect for yourself!!!! We do not thirst this much for someone!!!!!............ Also!!!!! wAs iT gOoD tO sEe Me!?!?!?!? What part of this disheveled wreck makes you think it was goooooood?? He couldn't even be close to you!!!! It was painful!!!!! Even I know that!!!! Boi is in therapy with another psychopath just coz seeing you again brought up too many emotions!!!!!! HAAANNNIBAL!!!!!
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thedargonden · 5 years
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[2] NIGHT TERRORS
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October 1st, XX19.
6:00 PM.
In the loungeroom of the den, Orie is playing a game on her Switch in TV mode.
Her silver scales glisten in the light of the TV. In front of her on the coffee table is a half glass of root beer. She's getting ready to climb a section of a mountain in the game.
She pauses the game and sets down the controller, about to grab the glass of root beer. She stops before she touches it and instead touches the end of her curved purple horns with her purple claws.
ORIE: ;I enchant this glass of root beer to float over and let me sip it when I need to.;
The glass follows her Myrkur enchantment and floats over to her. She slurps some root beer and wipes her snoot with her backhand.
ORIE: "Why didn't I think of this before? This is so much easier!"
The root beer floats in agreement. She brushes her sky blue Idnagol mane back out of her eyes and grabs the controller again. Her top blue and bottom purple glowy eyes shine with determination in the minimal light.
In the game, she jumps on a bouncepad that sends her to a block that launches her across the chasm. She dashes into another launcher block that shoots her up to a platform.
ORIE: "Yes!"
Excitedly, she makes the character jump below a wall on the ceiling and tries dashing up to get to the next platform.
Instead, she misses the platform and falls into the pit below, dying.
ORIE: "Oops..."
She drinks the rest of her root beer, but notices that the empty glass still floats in front of her.
ORIE: "Right, I need to take the enchantment back..."
;.ot deen I nehw ti pis em tel dna revo taolf ot reeb toor fo ssalg siht tnahcne I;
The glass promptly falls onto the carpet with a thud in response.
Orie gets back to her game, more determined than ever to finish this first level.
Meanwhile, through the hall, into Phoenix's Lair...
Phoenix's purple scales and pink horns, underbelly, and Myrkuran spikes are difficult to see in the dark for dragons such as herself, but she’s asleep, so it doesn’t matter that much
PHOENIX: "heeeaaaayyyhhhhhh, put dhaa shrrrrimmmps hooOn the bahhhHHHbieee!"
She seems to be mumbling in her sleep, saying nonsensical things from a very strange dream.
PHOENIX: "rrrrhrhhhhawwwwr... Iiiiii'mmmmmm a rrrhhhombuuusssss...
whhhot's dddaah wwwwwwecccomendeddd ammmmmounnnnttt of dddeh... ditayyyytedd wwwhaam..."
Phoenix's dream suddenly focuses on something specific.
PHOENIX: "Iiii'll dhoo whhhhhatevver yyyouuu sssay, Quuuueeenh peeerseuuuushhh...
Kiiilllll thhhhis perssssson? Sssssuuuure whhhy nooot!"
Phoenix's legs start twitching, her hands grip into fists, and her eyes squint into a disturbed expression.
PHOENIX: "I'm ttttttotalllly okkkkay with it....!
Sssssssssure, I'llllll killll your eex ppppaartnnnnner.... nnnot likkke mmmmy opinnnnion matttttters tttooo yyyou, yyyyour maaaajestttty..."
She starts shivering and breathing harder, tears begin to form out of her eyes.
PHOENIX: "........
Iii'm sorrrrry queennnnnnn..... Iiii ccccouldn't finnnish hhhhim.... Iiii waasssss tttttoo scccaredddd...
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nnnno... yyyyou cccan't ddddo ttttthat ttto mme... Iii'llllllllll ddddo annnnyttthingggg...
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Yyyyyyyour...?
Yyyyou wwwant mee tto... kkkill yyyyourr... whhat?"
She starts shaking hard and tears stream onto her mattress.
PHOENIX: "...............
... I'llll dddo it...
... I'llllll k-killl hhhher..."
Her silent crying turns to loud sobbing that anyone could hear from inside the house.
Orie pauses her game and runs through the hallway, past the basement stairs, and into Phoenix's room.
ORIE: "Phoenix! Are you okay? Do you need help?!?"
Phoenix jumps awake and quickly wipes her tears, assessing the situation.
PHOENIX: "h-HEY! What are you doing in here?!? I told you to NEVER come in here!!!"
She's obviously anxious and mad and confused as her voice quivers while talking,
ORIE: "You were crying... I heard you from the lounge... Are you okay, Phoenix?"
Phoenix stares at Orie for a moment.
PHOENIX: "Will you go the fuck away?"
ORIE: "Only if you tell me what's wrong."
PHOENIX: "Fine! I'm not okay! But I don't want to talk about it.
Now SHUT UP and let me go back to sleep."
She slams her snout back into her pillow.
ORIE: "Well first, at least let me give you a hug. Alright?"
Phoenix peeks her pink glowy eyes from the pillow and glares at Orie.
PHOENIX: "NO WAY!"
ORIE: "Too bad. Hug incoming."
PHOENIX: "NO!"
Orie shuffles past Phoenix's DJ equipment and to her bed. Before she could shift away, Orie scoops her dragon arms around Phoenix's shoulders and rests her head on the side of her neck. Orie's slightly bigger size makes her heavier than Phoenix too. The purple dragon stays completely still, covering a blush.
ORIE: "Aww! You're enjoying it! You sappy derg!"
PHOENIX: "Shut up, please go away."
ORIE: "I've read your mind, I know inside your hard mean shell is a really cute small dragon who really cares about people!"
Phoenix throws Orie off of her with a furious look.
PHOENIX: "OKAY, YOU CAN FUCK OFF RIGHT OUT OF MY THOUGHTS THIS INSTANT!"
ORIE: "I'm not reading your mind right now! I don't just violate your mindspace whenever I please or without your permission, that would just be rude!
But fine, just know you're not fooling me, Phoenix! Even without my abilities, your cuteness is showing through your blush!"
Phoenix buries her snout into her pillow, screaming in frustration as Orie goes away.
She lifts her head up and calls out into the empty door frame
PHOENIX: "WHY ARE THERE NO DOORS IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE?!?!?"
ORIE: "Because I'm lazy!
Besides, you can always create one with your Myrkuran Sorcery!
I'd do it, but... lazy!"
PHOENIX: "UUUGH!!!!"
The rest of the night, Phoenix sleeps... like normally.
She'd always had night terrors. That's just what she'd always known.
Nothing she can do about it.
Besides, she deserves to have these awful dreams, so who is she to try to stop them?
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Hahhaha I want to die cause I can feel an episode coming on
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this nyquil needs to work faster,,,,,
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disjointed-s0ul-blog · 11 years
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Found out my mum had a thigh gap and completely flat stomach when she was my age, you can kill me now thank you
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