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It's canon that Hans is ambidextrous, or at least far better than the average person at using his non-dominant hand.
As I was going through his first scene in Frozen, I noticed that Hans almost exclusively uses his left hand, even though he is right-handed (as far as we know). My observation got me curious about every scene he appears in, so here's all my notes under the cut.
This also made me think of the glove theory (TL;DR: one glove off only reveals half one's true self, and, more specifically, under the left glove is fear and trauma, under the right glove is confidence and power) which has actually morphed into a side-of-the-body motif for Hans in my fics. So it's interesting to go through his hand gestures with that in mind. Makes for some fun morsels to chew on.
The first scene Anna and Hans meet:
He offers his left hand to help her stand up
He bends his left arm when half-bowing (his right arm stays straight)
He goes down on his right knee with his right hand in the boat while his left arm is draped over his raised left knee
He catches Anna with his left hand/arm and braces with his right
His left arm stays up when Anna lands on top of him, then hovers over her back
His left hand takes Anna's as he helps her stand again (his right briefly helps by supporting her left elbow)
Anna passes him on his left side (and he turns to stay facing her as she does)
He lifts his left hand in goodbye
He raises the boat off of him with his left hand
In the chapel, Hans again waves to Anna with his left hand, although he looks quite uncomfortably pinned between a larger man on his right and the man sleeping on his left shoulder, so it's possible he just couldn't move his right arm.
When Hans catches Anna in the ballroom ("Glad I caught you"), it's with his right hand (the left is holding a champagne glass, which he places on a passing waiter's tray).
Montage bits:
When Anna bumps Hans' nose with her left hand, he lifts his right hand to it to check for blood
Hans playfully bumps Anna with his right shoulder (which she returns with more force). Right after that, he asks about her white hair and points to it with his left hand.
Setup and singing of Love is an Open Door:
He eats the krumcake with his left hand, his right beneath it to catch any crumbs
When Hans tells Anna he would never shut her out, he takes her left hand in his right hand
"I've been searching my whole life" He gestures to himself with his right hand. "to find my own place" Right hand still on his chest, he gestures to Arendelle with his left.
Brushes Anna's cheek with his right hand
Leads with his right side to tip the chair and join Anna on the table (left foot on the edge of the seat, right foot on the top of the back, right arm extended, Anna yanks him forward)
Anna is on Hans' left side during sock sliding, so it's his left hand he uses to stabilize her [he's also ahead of her, but when the scene cuts to them hiding from the guard, Anna is ahead of him, and he swings behind the door with his right hand]. Anna then grabs him by the right hand to lead him away.
Stargazing, Anna is on Hans' left side. She grabs his left arm when she says, "Sandwiches!"
"Jinx!" is with the right hands, "Jinx again!" with the left
Hans uses his right hand to take Anna's left before they begin dancing atop the lighthouse
On top of the waterfall, Hans' left hand is holding Anna's right, and he uses this hand to spin her
Hans takes Anna's left hand in both of his when he proposes
When searching the ballroom for Elsa:
Anna is leading Hans by his right hand. This is the hand/arm she holds when they find Elsa.
When they ask for Elsa's blessing, they each put the opposite hand on the other's arm.
Hans keeps his left hand over Anna's left hand while it's on his right arm.
They drop to holding hands (Anna's left, Hans' right), then Hans takes Anna's right hand with his left after she grabs his shoulder as she talks.
Anna lifts both hands away simultaneously in excitement, but drops them back into Hans' hands.
She drops Hans' left hand when Elsa throws water on her fire, but keeps hold of Hans' right and then moves both hands to his elbow.
Hans lifts his left hand in gesture when he tries to talk to Elsa. When she shuts him down, he moves his left hand to hold Anna's right hand (both her hands are still on his arm, her right hand on top and her left hand behind).
Anna then leaves Hans to go after Elsa, resulting in her accidentally removing Elsa's left glove.
When Hans gets closer to Elsa's ice spikes, he's slightly leading with his right side in a cautious approach. [Interesting aside, he's initially looking at Elsa, but as he creeps closer, he looks to Anna, and keeps his eyes there until the camera cuts to the closeup of his face where he raises his eyes from the floor/spikes to Elsa's face. Also, after Elsa flees, everyone stares after her, but Hans' focus quickly shifts to Anna.]
When Hans catches up to Anna at the edge of the fjord, he puts his right hand on Anna's right shoulder and his left somewhere on her upper back/behind her left shoulder. As he watches the fjord freeze, his right hand lifts and withdraws, leaving his left hand on Anna's left shoulder.
While Hans and Anna are making their way through the castle courtyard:
Hans reaches after Anna with his left hand when he asks her if she knew.
When Hans supports that Anna's completely ordinary, he puts his left hand on her left shoulder, and lifts his right as he adds "In the best way."
When the Duke gets confrontational, Hans gestures with his right hand as he's contradicting him.
When Hans tells Anna it's too dangerous, he has his left hand on her right shoulder.
When she pulls away, he reaches for her with his right hand, but ends up taking her right hand in his left.
When Anna says she needs him to take care of Arendelle, her right hand is still in his left, and he lifts it and places his right hand over top hers.
Anna pulls away from him, his hands still linger after her, his right slightly longer than his left.
He takes the reins of Anna's horse in his left hand, dropping them when she rides off.
Hans in the winter coat, passing out cloaks:
He walks into the square from the left side of the scene, the passage to the castle gates
Holds a stack of three folded cloaks in his right hand while gesturing with his left
Takes the woman's right hand in his left; when she takes a cloak, he returns his hand to support the stack
Puts his right hand on a guard's shoulder as he hands off the two cloaks in his left hand
When the Duke raves at him and he decides to fire back, he points with his right hand
He turns his right side to look behind him at Anna's horse returning
He has both hands up trying to calm the horse
He grabs the reins with his left hand, then reaches for the snout with his right. As he gets the horse to calm down, he strokes the muzzle with his right.
After the cutaway, his hand has dropped out of the frame, and on the full-body shot, he has transferred the reins to his right hand
He raises his left hand as he calls for volunteers
At Elsa's ice palace:
He dismounts Sitron over the left side, keeping the reins in his left as he does
He switches the reins to his right hand as he turns to face the search party with, "Do you understand?"
He leads Sitron forward with the reins in his right hand
Hans drops the reins when Marshmallow awakens, backing away with his left arm more forward and his right more behind
He draws his sword with his right hand from the scabbard that hangs on his left side
After ducking a swing from Marshmallow, he leaps back and grips the hilt with both hands
The next time he's back in-scene, it's right-hand only on the sword and he holds out his left arm out. It's difficult to tell if it's just for balance as he adjusts his feet or if he's trying to prevent the Arendelle guard from getting too close to Marshmallow.
He leaps and rolls to the left to avoid Marshmallow's swing
[Scene cuts to the Weselton guards and Elsa before back to Hans]
He rolls to the left to avoid a stomp, losing his sword, which he grabs with his left hand
He uses both hands to slice Marshmallow's leg
As Marshmallow goes off-balance, Hans motions the guards forward with his left hand as he yells, "Come on!"
Hans grabs onto the staircase with his left hand, holding his sword in his right. He tosses the sword up onto the stairs, grabs the edge right next to where his left hand is gripping, then his left hand grabs the railing lattice, followed by his right grabbing the now-extended guard's hand. The guards reach down to help him up, and he raises his left to grip the railing as they pull him up by his right arm.
[Scene cuts back to Elsa and the Weselton guards]
Hans leads the group into the room, his sword in his scabbard while the rest of the party has their swords drawn
He throws out both arms to stop the group
He pleads with Elsa, his left hand extended forward toward her and his right to the side
When he redirects the crossbow, his left hand is on the guard's wrist and his right on the bow
Hans and Elsa in the dungeon:
Hans enters, leading with his left side and holding the lantern aloft with his left hand before setting it on the bench
He closes the door with his right hand
His right hand rubs his left upper arm from the cold before his left arm folds into his right, his left hand tucked beneath his right elbow
He untucks his left hand to rub his right arm, then tucks it back under the right elbow
In the library:
Gestures with his left hand and looks over his left shoulder as he says he's going to look for Anna
Gestures with his right fist when he says "If anything happens to her-"
Hans reaches for Anna with both arms, his right slightly more forward than his left
Pulls Anna to him, his right hand on her lower back and his left hand grasping her right shoulder
His left hand slips from her shoulder as she wraps her hands around his neck, then returns there as she lowers her arms again
His left hand continues to hold her shoulder as supports her weight she crumples in pain
He uses his left arm to go under her knees and carry her to the couch
His right hand strokes her cheek and tilts her chin up
His right hand pushes off his right knee as he stands upright
He closes the curtain with his right hand
He removes his right glove with his left hand, and gives a small gesture with the now-bare hand
Licks his right index finger and extinguishes the candle's flame between his index finger and thumb, his left hand holding his right glove
Makes a small gesture with his right hand, the left appears to mirror it but can't fully due to holding the glove
Gestures again with the right hand, the left is hidden behind his torso due to the camera angle
Switches his glove to the right hand as he says "But you"
Raises both hands in a sort of shrug as he says "You were so desperate"
Picks up the pitcher of water with his left hand, turns slightly to the left and looks over his left shoulder as he says "-just like that."
Walks to the fireplace, then turns slightly to the right and looks over his right shoulder and gestures with his right hand
Pours the water with his left hand as he says he would have had to stage an accident for Elsa
Finishes pouring the water with his left hand, gestures with his right as he says "-and you were dumb enough-"
Places the pitcher on the table and immediately puts his right glove back into his left hand
Shrugs slightly with both shoulders then puts both hands behind his back as he says "-kill Elsa-"
Goes down on his left knee with his left hand (holding the right glove) on his left thigh, his right knee raised and supporting his right elbow [the opposite of his kneel in the rowboat]
Lifts Anna's chin with his right hand
Braces his right hand on his right thigh as he stands
Puts his right glove back on
Opens the right-side door with his right hand
Holds the edge of the open door with his right hand before using that hand to pull the door closed behind him
In the council chamber:
Pushes the right-side door open with his right hand
Braces himself on the handle of the door with his right hand
The Duke puts his right hand on Hans' left shoulder as Hans gestures with his right hand to the dignitary offering Hans his own seat
Hans braces himself with his right hand on the arm of the chair as he sits down. His left elbow comes to rest on the other arm of the chair.
His right arm slips forward as he says Anna died in his arms
When the camera angle shifts, his left hand grips the raised part of the left chair arm. His right arm is more forward, the elbow resting presumably on the raised part of the right chair arm.
In the dungeon:
Hans reaches for the Arendelle guard's shoulder with his right hand and pulls him aside
He pushes aside another guard with his left arm
He steps through the gap and over the fallen debris leading with his left leg
On the frozen fjord:
Hans is leading with his left side, his left hand raised above his head and his right near his waist
He uses his left hand to amplify his call to Elsa
Both hands hover near his waist, his left side still more forward than his right
Talking to Elsa, his left hand is higher than his right and near his heart
As Elsa collapses on the fjord, his right arm looks slightly more forward than his left
[Cuts to Anna and Kristoff, cuts back to Hans and Elsa]
Hans has his sword in his right hand, his left hand balled in a fist
He adjusts his grip on the sword with just his right hand, his left hand still in a fist
[Cuts to Anna and Kristoff, cuts back to Hans and Elsa]
Hans has his sword raised in his right hand, his left hand is raised mid-chest and now open but with his fingers curled
Left hand re-closes into a fist as Hans begins the downswing
When flying back, his left side is more back than his right, and as he lands his right arm is up in the air
He lands on his left side, judging from the way his right arm appears to drape over his torso and the direction of the soles of his boots
After the thaw:
He grips the rail with his right hand (his left is hidden), his right knee raised and his left shin parallel to the deck
His left hand and forearm comes into view as he continues trying to stand up. His left leg appears to falter, which would make sense since he seemed to land on his left side out on the ice.
His left hand and forearm braces against the rail as his right hand rubs his chin (his left knee is still lower than his right)
[Cuts to the group, then back to Hans]
Still bracing with his left arm and holding his chin with his right as he sees Anna, his right hand falls away from his face
He stands, pushing off the rail with his left hand and bracing his right hand on his right knee
He makes a small gesture with his right hand as he walks the two steps to her, leading with his left leg. Both arms remain at his sides.
When Anna punches Hans, his left hand flies up first and higher than his right, then goes downward/overboard first. His left leg goes up higher than his right.
As he falls into the water, both arms are up and back, but his left leg is down toward the water and right leg is back like his arms
The ship brig:
When Hans enters the frame, his left side is angled toward the floor. It's his left side that hits the floor. His left hand is in a fist as his left arm is pinned, his right hand is open as his right arm flails.
He momentarily braces his right hand against the floor
He uses both hands to push the bucket off his head, then pushes himself up off the floor with both hands/arms
He sits up, his right leg raised, and lifts his right hand to his head. His left leg is bent at the knee but parallel to the floor, his left palm against the floor.
Frozen Fever cameo:
Hans has his right hand on the back of the shovel handle, and his left hand in the middle of the handle
He looks back over his right shoulder
His left hand releases the shovel handle a fraction of a second before his right hand does
Once the snowball hits, we can see both his legs, but only his left hand, not his right. Even when half the snowball breaks off and falls to the ground, we still can only see his left hand.
Bonus: That Hans animation test/promo where he's doing swordplay with his left hand even though his scabbard is also on his left side (it goes on the opposite side of the hand you would draw the sword with, which is typically going to be the one you're better at using for swordplay).
Parting thought: If you want to add an extra twist to this, you could also headcanon that Hans is actually left-handed, but has trained to use his right hand, probably since childhood. (He could have been forced to do so because of family/royal/cultural reasons, an injury, an illness, etc., or he could have taken it upon himself because everyone else in his family was right-handed and he wanted to measure up as best he could, or a combination of both because he was mercilessly teased for it.) And, if you'd like to take that a step further, the result is him being dominantly right-handed when doing anything that requires either a certain mask (confidence, or at least not letting his true feelings show) or his royal education (socializing, leadership, sword fighting, etc.)... which is most of the time, but slipping up and using his left hand when he's more genuine or worried/stressed (whether he actually shows it in his face/voice or not), and/or when he's sure he's alone.
#Frozen#Hans#Prince Hans#Anna#Princess Anna#Elsa#Queen Elsa#Frozen Hans#Frozen Anna#Frozen Elsa#Hans Westerguard#Hans Westergaard#glove theory#KAM's thoughts#F:SaF#F:SitD
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Neuer Diskurs (cursed):
Ist das Tragen von Lederhosen und Dirndl als Nicht-Bayer kulturelle Aneignung? Let's discuss.
#kam mir so in den kopf#ich mein. ich komm nicht aus bayern und hab mit der kultur da so gar nichts zu tun#wär es cultural appropriation?#andererseits ist bayerische kultur nich marginalized..#anyway just a very cursed thought. feel free to disregard this#german stuff#i speak
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do you guys ever think about how the reason keefe dislikes and resents tam so bad is probably because theyre so much alike, but tam got out. they both had shitty families but where keefe was all alone tam had his sister at least, he had some support through it. and tam managed to defy his parents and leave, managed to stop the abuse. tam was in a similar position as him but he managed to be stronger and do what keefe still hasnt been able to do even after so many years, hes not able to not let his parents affect him at some degree, hes not able to not be weak towards his mother and to not let his father still hurt him. why did they get to get away when hes still stuck there, not being strong enough to be able to change it do you guys ever think about that gUYS DO YOU EVER-
#i have so many thoughts abt them#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#keefe sencen#tam song#kotlc kam#kinda#kotlc tam#kotlc keefe#kotlc thoughts
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ok so I saw this Headcanon and now I'm running w/ it-
Tam stood in front of the mirror, glaring at his reflection.
"Tien!" his mother called from downstairs. Tam made a face. "Get down here young lady!"
Tam made a face in the mirror to distract from the feeling of disgust in his stomach. He stood up, put on his boots over his tights, and smoothed the pink dress his mother made him wear.
"I'm not a lady," Tam mumbled under his breath. He closed his bedroom door behind him. "Linh! We're going!" Linh bounded out from her own bedroom, across the hall from Tam's.
"Coming!" Linh said. At ten years old, she was just taller than Tam, and she would not shut up about it. Her matching dress was wet at the back from her still-soaking wet hair.
"Linh!" Tam cried. "Mom will be so mad." He searched for a towel, but when he couldn't find one he squeezed her wet hair out himself.
"Ow!"
"Shut up!" Tam said. "You need to pull it back."
"I don't have a hair tie," Linh said. Tam grabbed one from around his own wrist. "Can you braid it?" Tam sighed.
"Fine," Tam said. He braided Linh's hair tightly, as the water dripped down onto the carpet. "It'll be dry by the time we get home."
"Tien! Linh! Come on, your father doesn't want us to be late! We're meeting with one of his friends." Mai said. "He has a son around your age, won't it be fun to meet him? Hurry up!"
Tam rolled his eyes, and Linh giggled. Dad's friends are boring. Tam thought. He tightened his ponytail at the back of his neck. At least Mom won't be hovering all day though.
Tam and Linh came down the stairs. When Mai saw Tam's hair, she frowned.
"Come on, Tien, why won't you let your hair down? Don't you want to be pretty like all the other girls?" Mai asked. Tam had to keep the disgust from showing on his face.
"No," Tam snapped and crossed his arms over his chest. Mai frowned but said nothing as they waited for Quan. He finally came down, and together they light leaped to Candleshade.
Linh ducked behind Tam's back as a family of three stepped forward. Linh dug her nails into Tam's arm, and he bit back a curse. That's not lady-like, his mother would have said. Tam made a mental note to start swearing more. Maybe not in front of strangers, though.
"Quan," the tall man said. "Good to see you. I'm so glad I finally got the opportunity to meet your family. Which of your daughters is older? My, that could be twins!" The man laughed at the cruelty of his own joke, the punchline being that people with twins weren't as good as them. Tam smirked.
"We are twins, sir," Tam said.
"Tien!" his father scolded. "That's-"
"It's true," Linh added softly from behind Tam's back. "I'm older, though."
"No, you're not-" Tam was interrupted from what he was saying by the laughter of another child.
The boy was tall and pretty, with golden curls of hair. Tam thought he was the most beautiful person he had ever seen.
Tam was filled with instant loathing. He hated him.
"Twins? That's cool," the boy said. His father smacked his shoulder.
"Keefe," Mr. Sencen hissed. Keefe just rolled his eyes.
"You kids go play," Mai said. She, Quan and Mr. Sencen went into the other room, while Tam, Linh, and Keefe went into the living room.
"What do you want to do?" Keefe asked. Tam wanted to smack that stupid smile off his stupid face, but he didn't voice that.
"Hide and seek?" Linh suggested. Tam shrugged. He shifted away from Keefe when he stepped forward.
"Sure," Keefe said. His eyes flickered to Tam. "You seek!"
"No fair!" Linh said, but Keefe dragged Tam by the wrist out of the room before he could protest.
"Count to a hundred!" Keefe said. He pulled Tam up the stairs. Tam wanted to show Keefe down them.
"Where are we going?" Tam asked.
"The closet," Keefe said. How ironic. Tam thought and rolled his eyes.
"That'll be the first place she'll check," Tam said.
"Well, there are like, half a dozen closets in this stupid house, and she doesn't live here. And if she starts on the bottom floor, that'll take forever."
"Isn't it kinda stupid that your room is on the top floor?" Tam said, out of breath. Keefe yanked him onto the hall. They ran down the hall to another stairwell. "Your house is so stupid!" Like you. Tam thought.
"Mean!" Keefe said. He let go of Tam's wrist. Tam rubbed the skin, still hot from Keefe's tight grip. He held on like he was scared that Tam would try and leave, Tam noticed.
"You're mean!" Tam said.
"You're annoying! And you run like a girl!" Keefe said. Sexist ass. Tam thought. This time he said it out loud too.
Keefe stopped running. He stood on the stairs with his hands on his hips.
"Can you stop that? We need to hide or your sister will find us. Don't you want to beat her? We need to go, and you're slowing us down." Keefe scolded. Tam laughed. Apparently, this was not the desired reaction, because Keefe shoved him. "Most girls like me. Why don't you like me?"
"I'm sure most girls hate you, actually," Tam said. He elbowed Keefe on his way past him on the stairs. It was funny to Tam, less so to Keefe. Tam never got to roughhouse-it was fun. Tam was never given to chance to hang out with other boys, other than his cousins. It felt nice. Tam was a boy, with boys for friends.
"No," Keefe said.
"What's wrong? Got your ego bruised?" Tam asked. He grinned. Keefe glared.
"Fine, stay here and lose the game to your older sister," Keefe said.
"Fine," Tam said. He sat down on the stairwell, even though it was dusty and dirty.
Keefe started going back up the stairs. He looked over his shoulder and frowned when he saw Tam still on the ground. Tam smirked.
"I'm leaving," Keefe said. "And since my stupid house is so big, you're not going to see me until my parents make me say goodbye to you."
"And?"
"Well-that would suck because I'm a lot of fun, and you're just being a jerk..." Keefe said. He whined. "Oh come on!"
"Fine!" Tam groaned. Keefe smiled, and Tam's face felt hot. Keefe held out his hand for Tam, and Tam took it. Keefe didn't expect that: his hand went slack and his face flushed. Tam dug his nails into Keefe's wrist when Keefe let go of him.
They stood still for a moment, before Tam realized he was still holding onto Keefe's hand. He tried to break free, but Keefe tightened his grip.
"Come on!" Keefe cried. The two ran up the rest of the way to the top floor.
"God, why is your room on the top floor?" Tam panted, out of breath.
"My parents want me out of the way," Keefe shrugged, but his eyes were sad. Tam thought about doing something comforting, like squeezing Keefe's hand, which was still in his, but he instead just pulled his hand away and crossed his arms over his chest, with a blushing face. Keefe seemed to realize too, and he blushed.
"So where's the closet?" Tam asked dryly. Real funny god, Tam thought.
"Here," Keefe said and led Tam to his room. Why does he keep grabbing my hand? Tam thought, and pried his hand from Keefe's. Keefe led Tam through his messy bedroom to a closet in the corner. Keefe stepped in first and Tam followed.
It was cramped, with just enough room for the two boys to sit next to each other, but Tam was practically on top of Keefe.
"Great going," Tam hissed. He struggled to close the door. "This is a stupid hiding spot."
"No, it's not!" Keefe said. "See, we're to the side. If Linh opens the door, she won't even see us, unless she looks to the left. I threw off my dad loads of times with this, when I was hiding."
"Huh," Tam said. He squished himself back against the wall. They sat in silence for a while. "Why do your parents want you out of the way?"
"Oh, they said I'm too much," Keefe shrugged. "Too loud. Too messy. Too much."
"Sound like something my dad would say," Tam said. "Mostly he doesn't say anything though. Might hit me or my sister. Sometimes my mom." Tam realized he shouldn't be saying anything, and turned to look at Keefe, but Keefe only nodded like he understood.
"But, boys can't hit girls," Keefe said. He pressed his lips into a line.
"Well, I'm not a girl," Tam blurted. He gasped, and cupped his hand over his mouth. "You-you can't tell my mom!"
"What? Why not? And what do you mean you're not a girl?" Keefe said. His eyes flickered to Tam's chest, and Tam smacked his head.
"Well, I look like a girl, but I don't feel like one," Tam said. He crossed his arms over his chest. You already said too much Tam. Might as well do a full confession. "I wish I looked like a boy."
"Okay," Keefe said. "Well, why can't you tell your mom?"
"She said she wouldn't have loved me if I was a boy," Tam said, staring at the ground.
"Oh," Keefe said. He looked at Tam. "Well, it doesn't matter to me if you're a boy or a girl. Girls are weird anyway."
"Thanks," Tam said. "I'm not Tien, though. I like Tam."
"That's way cooler than Tien," Keefe said. "Nice to meet you, Tam." Tam laughed.
"Why'd you change your name? Is Tien a girl name?" Keefe asked.
"No, but I wanted a fresh start, I guess," Tam said.
"Does it have a meaning?" Keefe asked. Tam grinned.
"It means twin," Tam said. Keefe burst out laughing, and Tam joined him. Tam stopped laughing, and stared at Keefe. He blushed when Keefe smiled at him. I hate him. Tam thought, slightly alarmed and panicked.
Right?
#kotlc#kotlc fandom#kotlc headcanons#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc thoughts#kotlc tam#not your shade pet#kotlc fanart#kotlc kam#kotlc fanfic#tw abuse
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can we talk about how eager keefe seemed to take of his shirt for tam
tam was like "alright gotta get this thing out your heart" and keefe immediately started unbuttoning his shirt
this is CANON not even joking
#tam probably went bright red in that moment#tam: WHAT NO I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS STOP RIGHT THERE#kotlc#kotlc thoughts#kotlc keefe#kotlc tam#kotlc kam#kam#tam song#keefe sencen#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc book 9#kotlc stellarlune#stellarlune spoilers#kotlc book 9 spoilers#kotlc spoilers
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WIP WEDNESDAY
The people have been reacting well to cunty dame so have some more :)
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All this to say – Nicky leaving was putting a major crimp in Dame’s lifestyle. She plucked a glass of champagne off a tray, taking a long sip and surveying the room from her perch near the window. Tia and Kam were deep in conversation next to the food table, while Nicky — as the guest of honor — was in the middle of the room, surrounded by a gaggle of their coworkers.
Kam walked over a moment later, a small plate of hors d’œuvres in hand. “So, are you planning to go talk to your girlfriend?” She asked conversationally.
Dame rolled her eyes, plucking a canapé off of her best friend’s plate and popping it into her mouth. “Nicky’s not my girlfriend.”
“Try telling her that,” Kam retorted, giving Nicky a polite wave and a smile. Nicky smiled back at her before turning her gaze to Dame, smile softening.
“She knows,” Dame said. “I’ve told her. I’m not the girlfriend type. It’s just a bit of fun, nothing more.”
“Yeah well, the trail of brokenhearted girls you leave behind shows that well enough,” Kam shoved her playfully.
Dame pursed her lips to hide her smile. “You’re just jealous,” she teased, finishing off her champagne flute and stepping forward to greet Nicky who had made her way over.
Dame leaned over, placing a ghost of a kiss on each of her cheeks. “Nicky,” she murmured. “Lovely party. Shame it's goodbye.”
“It doesn’t have to be. You could come back to Paris with me.” Nicky looked up at her hopefully.
Dame plucked another flute of champagne off the tray of a passing server, letting out a noncommittal hum as she looked away, meeting eyes with the Spanish woman who worked in reception, flashing her a wink and a smile. “Better not, I’m quite enjoying London,” she said flippantly.
#can you tell I’m having fun :)#also I wrote this on my phone in the parking lot between choir and work so if there’s typos shut up#obviously unedited#but I’m enjoying it#also I really need to come up with a name for this story#like I can’t just keep calling it cunty dame au#cunty dame au#lol#my writing#wip Wednesday#work in progress Wednesday#kam Hugh#Nicky doll#La grande dame#I’m not gonna tag her but the unnamed Spanish woman is arantxa#for visualization purposes#anyways enjoy :)#pls lmk your thoughts I live and die by peoples reactions to my writing#also I need to figure out what everyone is wearing hm I should do that soon#also I’m trying so hard to show more stuff for people who can visualize stuff in their heads#pls tell me if it’s working#am I on the right track#I can’t picture stuff so I always forget to explain things in a way that helps people who can bc it feels so irrelevant to me lmao
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haha funny Pizza Game oc goes brr
anyways yes, their name is a pun, please laugh
Fun facts about them!!1!:
- They’re both French, Kam doesn’t speak any English unless it’s with friends and Bertt is her translator.
- Kam has a cheese shop/dairy/whatever you call it called “The Second Floor”
- She makes all of her cheeses by hand, which counts for sleepless hours almost every day, but also for her being really strong since she can carry those big cheesewheels with her bare hands
- She delivers artesanal cheese to everyone, yes, this includes everyone in the Tower, Peppino and even Pizzahead.
- No, they didn’t know he was a sentient pizza man, so that’s why Kam is screaming “MY GOD, IT’S THE DEVIL” at the top of her lungs.
- Bertt is an old man, really old, and he has a fully functional rifle which he will not hesitate to use if things get out of hand.
- He is really sticky, and he also hears a hat despite not having any hair. He respects work etiquette.
- Kam really likes anime, her favorite is Neon Genesis Evangelion.
-Yes, she’s met Marie. And yes, Pizza Tower is technically canon in the Star Trackers universe.
#do with that information what you will#should draw the rest of the gremlins too when I have time-#pizza tower#original character#pizza tower oc#pizza tower au#I guess#my art#My art stuff#kam and bertt#kam#bertt#pizzahead#pizza pasta art#feel free to ask more about them#I have a ridiculous ammount of things I thought up for them#watchy's critters
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in honor of boop day everyone go read what is unironically one of my favorite webcomics of all time.... i have read it many times and always walk away with more to think about. this + homestuck made this world podcast combined showed me a new way to view fiction and fictional characters- not as an intrinsically "existing" spirit that can be "violated" by disrespectful or ooc fanwork/canon material that goes against "who they are" but as groups of recognizable symbols that we decide facts are true or untrue about to suit our needs. the question arises then, who is allowed to decide those truths? what do the needs for the truths we tell say about us? etc. this sounds like i'm being fake cuz it's april fools but i promise I'm not i genuinely unironically LOVE this comic about betty boop being someone's wife. it's also hysterical, alec robbin's way of phrasing things and sense of comedic timing is really really delightful to me.
it is also !!!!!!extremely!!!!! explicitly sexual click at your own risk!!!!!!! let this be your warning!!!!!!!!!
https://mrboop.net/
#i was reading this as it uploaded taking it 100% sincere and was blindsided by it being extremely a sarcasm joke in the end#but on subsequent rereads i feel like i Get it now.#('kam you thought mr boop was an emotionally sincere work?????' I TRY TO BELIEVE IN LOVE. OKAY)#textie
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after a long hiatus i have returned with the imperishable night girlies...
individuals under cut
#touhou#i wish i gave wriggle a shiny butt#the main thought i had going into this is i think lunarians would be much taller than earthlings#because of the lower gravity on the moon would result in them growing taller and having bigger bodies overall#i was also thinking it would be funny if kaguya was like abnormally short for a lunarian but pretty normal for an earthling#(because kams tiny kaguya in some of their animations has brainwashed me to think about tiny kaguya)#i also wanted to contrast kaguya's and mokou's designs as much as i could#kaguya is very classically beautiful with lovely straight black hair and a round and delicate face and body#meanwhile mokou has frizzy tangled hair and a narrow thin face as well as being very thin and frail looking#mokou isnt very good at taking care of herself so she looks a bit messy#gilf eirin. need i say more#buny real and true#my drawing
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Bob Iger: Frozen 3 in 2026.
Me: ... 26 is the double of 13.
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OH MY GOD??? buddie follows the three great love rule omg
Buck:
-Abby
-Taylor
-POSSIBLY EDDIE??
Eddie:
-Shannon
-Ana
-POSSIBLY BUCK????
#Except eddie is a gay man and never was in love with Shannon or ana#he was literally just with them because that’s what he thought he was supposed to do#but other parts besides actually being in love apply they’re still his only two relationships#buddie#i’m losing my marbles#kam and ani heard this first#IM LITERALLY GOING FERAL#I CANT DO THIS#tv: 911#911 on fox#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911 fox#9-1-1#911onfox
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#venlapost#polls#SECOND TRY I FUCKING FORGOT THE MORE/NONE OPTIONS#don't look at the next tag#xoxo droplets#i thought the polls allowed twelve options now... it doesn't.... why did i think that...#rip kam and adrian. someone needed to be cut and my options for them weren't interesting anyway
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if Tam and Keefe were YouTubers they would react by reading "Kam" fanfiction and laughing at it
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Keefe: What time is it?
Sophie: Go look at the clock and see for yourself!
Keefe: How warm is it outside?
Sophie: Go outside and see for yourself!
Keefe: How long would it take a melder to kill tam?
Sophie: Go-
Sophie: ...nice try, Keefe
#keefe#kotlc#keefe sencen#sophie foster#sophie#sokeefe#keephie#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc thoughts#incorrect quotes#kam#keefe x tam#tam song#tam#keefe and tam#keefe kotlc#sophie and keefe
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Dame really said femme fatale in her las show... thinking thoughts rn 😮💨
she’ll be the death of us bestie 😮💨😮💨 so many thoughts being thunk
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I love babies. All babies. Even babies told they have no chance at life. Even babies before the age of viability.
I love women. All women. Even women who are pregnant and dont want to be. Even women pregnant and happy about it.
I think both mother and baby should get the upmost care. If the pregnant woman wants her baby and is told they have deformities they shouldn't be pressured to abort. If she goes into preterm labor at 19 weeks all medical intervention should be used to save the child's life. If she's pregnant and her bf is a deadbeat or a priest or a millionaire and doesn't want it she should be safeguarded from being pressured to abort.
I also have been pregnant and have a baby and know how painful it was for me and how scary it was. It tied me to my husband forever and I'm still so young. It's more difficult doing college now and funds are tighter. I wouldn't trade her for the world and I love her a million times over and I always knew I wanted to be a mom. Abortion was illegal in my state anyway.
But because it was so hard and scary I also know it would be literal torture to force any woman to carry a baby to term. To risk death in child birth. To tie themselves to a man forever. It's making women a resource, a commodity. It allows surrogacy to take place and child trafficking via foster care and adoption. "Just give a piece of yourself away if you don't want it and still take all the risks of pregnancy and childbirth" isn't the answer to an unwanted pregnancy.
I personally don't think I'd get an abortion *unless male tbh* but I know the choice is vital to women's survival. To their safety. To their autonomy. Abortion shouldn't be regulated. Women's bodies shouldn't be regulated.
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