#Just the plot of Home Alone

[clockwork-nebula]

Yeaahhh, so we left the plot at home and now we're in Paris and the plot is still in Chicago, sorryy.

#Just the plot of Home Alone #writers block #the plot is lost #we lost it #anyways #time to write an unhealthy amount of angst

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

had a human au thought of Barnaby and Wally. idk doing their taxes or going through bills together since they share a house & Barnaby going "hey we could get married for tax benefits and health insurance. wait no what if i want to marry Howdy someday? it's illegal to be married to two people." Wally goes "we could get divorced" and Barnaby gets legitimately sad like:

#wally: uhhhhhh. um. i think i left the oven running #barnaby: YOU DONT BAKE- GET BACK HERE AND ANSWER THE QUESTION #in human au barnaby's ideal world he can marry both his platonic life-partner And the love of his life #but the american government says No smh #my heart goes out to polyams everywhere #fuckkkkk getting unwell about this aus barnaby and wally again everyone #like i have so many different little plot lines and mini aus for the au #like what if there was a covid arc? #in my mind lockdown happens while wally is Elsewhere #so he cant exactly get back home! and obviously no one is happy about that but wally is dealing well enough #but barnaby's like 🥺 my lil buddys out there all on his own and im alone here so im gonna call him every day #(also i like to think that howdy spends lockdown w/ barn or vice-versa but this aint about that) #wally: vibing #barnaby: a bit of a wreck #absolutely unprompted #wh modern human au #but then also Angsty Thoughts of yo when they all get old uhhh who dies first #and In My Mind! they both die within a few days of each other #maybe barnaby goes first and wally just. pines away. broken heart syndrome babey! #also having soft thoughts of them when they first became friends #barnaby taking him to the farm and introducing him to the animals <3 #wally trying to help out with morning chores after a sleepover <3 #ms. beagle absolutely adoring wally and always having his favorite snacks In Stock for whenever he comes by <3 #that one time barnaby broke somebody's jaw for going a little too far w/ insulting wally & almost got expelled <3 #mannn they're so! honestly goals #oh and later on when they have their own place wally having his own lil art studio #and barnaby continuing to be his go-to muse <3 #wally probably has so much fuckign art of barnaby lmao #OHHHHH AND THE CAR CRASH ARCCCCC DONT EVEN GET ME FUCKIGN STARTED #EMOTIONS CENTRAL THAT IS

[otaku553]

Thinking about them….

Them is ageswap au Albedo and Klee bc I’m back at it again with the ageswap aus

In which Klee the spark knight takes in a mysterious child that doesn’t seem quite human. Albedo is quiet and reserved and rare to see in Mondstadt, but you can always tell where he goes by the small snowy trail footprints he leaves behind. (Oddly enough, the footprints are little light imprints of chalk. But the mondstadtians don’t ask questions—their resident spark knight has always been a bit odd.)

#up fro debate whether this is really Albedo or if it’s subject 2 and the real albedo doesn’t exist yet #also up for debate whether Klee just found him alone in the mountains and brought him home #or if he himself went down the mountain to seek out Alice on rhine’s instruction #for the most part it’s just a plot bunny and doesn’t have any fleshed out details lmao #albedo #Klee #genshin impact

[junkcrows]

Idk why, but my Instincts are telling me that Yeong-hu and Seok-chan will live and stay together until the end.

#im not delusional #i swear to god #i just got this feeling #they NEED to be alive #their relationship is important for the plot #trust me i know #seokchan is very important #yall can't make Seok-chan leave Yeong-hu all alone pls #their stories flashbacks and developments are very crucial for season 3 #iktr #kim yeonghu #kang seok chan #sweet home 2

[sysig]

One better (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #Blood #I knew going into this and it was still so distressing :'0 #Who needs plot twists when you can create such an intense sense of Dread #Probably doesn't help that I read this At Night In the Dark lol - actual shivers #Gods this was a hard scene to read - there have been several instances of my face hurting from furrowing my brow so hard haha #The way that ''Doctor'' is written is So skillful - I'm so impressed by everyone's prose and quirks and syntax! #Not to mention when he breaks character in a later scene to apologize for taking a bit to move the scene along haha <3 Play!! #It really does speak to just how much skill and effort is put into everything <3 It's so well done all the way around!! #Anyway to the actual scene at hand lol ow :') Drawing blood is always fun but I wish it wasn't his ;u; #Ugh the way he takes the surgeries is so well written - fear of course but a kind of stoic suffering as much as he's able to - #Until it comes to his eye #Ugh the /break/ of it all he goes from so eloquent - almost snarky and silly! Still trying to find an out make peace do /something/ #It all goes completely out the window he's so /reduced/ and nothing hurts worse than that ughughugh #For all his intelligence and wit and prior successes and charm and just - everything that makes him /him/ to be dissolved into abject fear #It's so sad ;; And so well done <3 #And he still holds enough of himself to know what he'd be losing wegh it's so sad!! He's so defined by his vision as most VUX are it's fjdsl #Zelnick is already gone by this point but I wanted to throw him in for extra sad flavour :') #Plus - I've mentioned his post-Op was one of the ones from the gallery that Actively kills me every time I look at it #Can you imagine my heartbreak to find out that he didn't have his Captain to comfort him after this in actuality? That he was fully alone? #''Are we home? Is it over?'' ''N...not yet'' - The Absolute Devastation of realizing that Never Was not really #Just tear my heart out why don't you ugh I'm fully bleeding out 💔 #That last one is actually meant to be Max but it's open to interpretation :) #I think it's such a waste that his eye was just disposed of! Someone else could've used that (lol) #I do think there's something to the idea of seeing what used to be a part of your body elsewhere - like the Leftovers! #Even just keeping as a memento tho - a trophy - insult to injury but literally #Just points to no one being special and nothing being sacred I suppose

[sonknuxadow]

i assume the filmmakers listened to the criticisms of the wedding subplot and that’s why they seem fine with filming the third movie without human actors right now, as they’ve probably cut back on the humans’ screentime even more

yeah thats another thing i considered, that the human characters might get much less screentime in this movie which is why they feel comfortable starting without any actors.. but surely theyre gonna need human actors at SOME point, like didnt they already say that agent stone is gonna be a major character in the third movie. and we can also assume that tom and maddie are gonna be in it too. and a bunch of unnamed human background characters.

#personally i didnt mind the wedding subplot i think it had some fun moments #and its not just stuck in there for no reason. because it does eventually tie into what sonic and tails are doing #and it helped set up sonic being home alone when robotnik shows up and also helped introduce gun #and it also gave maddie and rachel more plot relevance and involvement with the action stuff #which i know a lot of people would probably consider that a downside because theyre human characters made for the movies #but considering those two are the only female characters in the main cast i think it was kinda necessary #asks #i dont really mind human characters made for the movies in general #but sonic tails knuckles eggman etc should always be the main event and not be overshadowed by the movie exclusive characters

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

yknow i have a lot of aus in my brain but the one currently spinning in my lobes is a stardust au. like. honestly it really works both ways like. i feel like thematically it's probably more appropriate for ted to be the star, changing trent's life forever, but my first thought was like. michelle asks ted to bring her a star, because he's always trying so hard to please her and she needs space and he will literally pluck a star from the sky if it means making her happy--only instead he finds a man where that star fell (he's beautiful, but ted tries not to notice) who's rather disgruntled with being on the ground, suddenly. and like. idk man i'd have to watch the movie again to really get into this au either way but i am just spinning it. slowly rotating it.

#like i appreciate that star!ted probably makes more sense but i just have this like #really really strong mental image of trent half on the ground #hair in his face and disheveled and in a crater and so far from home so alone. and he's just. glowing. shining #anyway there'd be a lot of logistics to work out--presumably michelle and ted are already divorced or can somehow work that out BEFORE #the whole burgeoning romance #and like. how do the kids fit in? i can definitely make henry fit but would crimmlet 😭 #this is stupid probably but i just have the image of like when theyre with teh sky pirates #trent--a STAR--coming across a little stowaway #and yes that whole montage of like. swordfighting + dancing + bonding with the pirates but also trent. accidentally acquires. a daughter! #a whole daughter. that's an entire child #but like. this is beginning to really skew from the actual plot of stardust but that's okay i'm going off vibes #so like. trent is falling in love (something something star falling from the sky?) and he knows that ted is tryin gto bring him back #to the person he really loves #that he's a catalyst for ted's happiness but not the cause #and he expects ted to let him down gently #and like. he imagines a million ways it'll go and in the best ones ted still worries about him and wants to be his friend #and trent tells him not to worry because he doesn't want to go back to the sky anymore. he has a little girl to look after. #so they can still be friends. (and trent's okay with that! really!) #never in a million years does he think ted will choose him #also from michelle's pov this has got to be wild. you tell your ex husband you'll consider trying again if he brings her a star #bc that's insane but it'll get him off your back for a while #and then he comes back with some guy with fabulous hair and is like #good news! i found the star. bad--or. weird? weird news! i'm in love with him. #like. alright. that's one way to secure the divorce. cool. #oh so henry has a sister now? interesting. cool. cool cool cool. hey ted remember our therapi #like ted isnt actually trying to get michelle back you see hes trying to get NORMALCY back #his family with henry his happiness etc #and trent and co (THE PIRATES ARE THE PLAYERS ARENT THEY DKFJNFK) help him realize he cant go back #but he can go forward #tvtcau

[stillcominback]

⚡️ got my lightning mcqueen crocs today and now i'll just be ka-chowing all over the shop ⚡️

#the only way you could buy them was through a random 'raffle' system and i lucked out! #i've also been using one of my best friends here as my personal mail box (with all the moving around coming up idk where to ship stuff so #she doesn't mind bringing packages to me at work lmao also it's not a ton of stuff just an occasional impulse buy 😂) #BUT she brought them to me today and MAAAAN they're good #they light up!!! more light up shoes for adults please! #my inner child is doing great today tbh 🥰 #hope you're all having great weeks! ❤️ #i'll be dogsitting from tonight until tuesday so i'll actually be a bit more available on mobile / discord and stuff! #if anyone wants to chat or plot or write! i'll actually be enjoying like 6 days of alone-time with a doggy and quiet away from the office #and the moving chaos at home rn #*blows you all kisses* #00. // OUT OF AMMO ( OOC POST. )

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

my favorite thing about making self insert ocs is that 90% of the time i dont even want them to interact with canon characters. i just want them to be chillin in the world somewhere

#there IS in fact a 10% of me that goes “now kiss” or MORE likely “youre best friends now” but that is reserved for me only. #i dont know what brought this up exactly. notjing in particular #i just think i probably go about things like this differently than a lot of people and its like #yes i have a riptide oc! no i dont eant them to interact with the plot at all! #they are just sailing on a boat with their best friend and maybe the two od them are cannibals sometimes. like silly background characters. #jonesy and i once made a joke about them being the wet bandits from home alone with ollie as kevin #and i think thats the closest to interacting with canon i need . theyre just There. #idk !!! i just think self insert characters are fun and people should make them more :] #its one of my favorite ways of interacting w a piece of media i enjoy #my trigun oc is like. yeah he was raised by the eye of michael and everything but now he just fucks off in the desert #and rides big birds and does stupid shit. and i love him so much. vash the stampede who. never hesrd of him

[nateserenas]

i think i’ve made this post like 15 times but you see the thing is that blair and serena and nate were best friends and they were each other’s home and nate truly loved blair and blair was everything good in the world to serena and serena had been pointedly changing the subject in her mind whenever she felt the small changes that had developed over a long period of time in her feelings for nate like she would just refuse to think about it and nate had been feeling and letting his mind wander and imagine but it was theoretical because he loved blair and they could never hurt blair but then there’s the shepard wedding and they’re both drunk and alive and everything under the surface pushes past they’re blocks and they’re not thinking about blair or consequences or anything they’re just feeling the feelings they’ve buried and then serena runs because she’s just betrayed her best friend the person she loves more than anything else in the world and she can’t face that so she leaves the wedding and then later that night she can’t face herself either so she leaves and she doesn’t talk to blair for a year because she can’t. she can’t face that. she can’t face the hurt she caused the person she loves so much so she ignores it and her. and nate spends the year waiting hoping for serena to come back because now that he’s opened the door in his mind he can’t close it and he doesn’t want to try but serena’s gone and blair’s here and she’s his best friend and he doesn’t want to hurt her for nothing because he loves her so much in whatever way and he doesn’t want her to leave so he lies to her for a year and that lie along with his newfound knowledge that he’s fallen out of love with her causes him to push her away and then blair and suddenly in a night her best friend and the person she loves most in the world leaves and refuses to talk to her and her boyfriend best friend is pulling away and clearly keeping a secret and then her dad leaves and her world keeps blowing up and she’s all alone and she wants to talk to serena more than anything but serena won’t talk to her serena was the first to leave her so she goes on and starts building her empire and clings to the perfect vision of herself and her life and she doesn’t let anybody see that none of it’s perfect because her best friend left and her dad left and while her boyfriend is technically still there the real connection they had is fading away and she’s losing another best friend but she pretends because he’s part of her perfect. and then serena comes back and blair hates serena for leaving her alone she’s so angry she’s so hurt she tries so hard to want serena to keep away but she can’t she doesn’t want that she can’t want that blair was so alone serena being beside her being her best friend was always where she had felt safe and warm and home and blair hadn’t felt that in so long and she wants so badly to feel that way again so even though she’s still angry with serena for taking it away in the first place she misses it more and she after fighting with herself and with serena for a while she lets herself have it and be vulnerable in front of serena and let her back in. and then nate the second he hears serena’s back knows that he wants to risk it all and throw the mapped out life course he’s on down the drain she comes back and he feels more awake than he had felt the whole year she was away and he wants to say fuck consequences and be with her. but serena doesn’t want to fuck consequences. she’s determined to be a good friend and to be a good person and she chooses blair. serena loves blair more than anything and she hates herself for betraying her and she’s determined to be a good friend. and she won’t say fuck consequences with nate. she won’t choose him. and nate who had been happy and hopeful at her return is so hurt by that he spent the year choosing serena by not telling blair anything and then when she tells him that she doesn’t want his choice he in an act somewhat driven a tiny bit by spite and driven a lot

by hurt but also by a fear of losing both of the people he loves most in the world both his best friends he then chooses blair and tells her what happened at the shepard wedding. and blair sure is hurt by nate but like it’s not the most painful part about this by far for a year he’s been lost to her anyway and more representing the perfect golden future she’s determinedly marching towards rather than their once meaningful bond still meaning that much she’s hurt but like that’s overshadowed by other hurts most from or involving serena. involving in that blair has felt second to serena always and now in this too? nate pressed down on her biggest insecurity and she’s angry and hurt. but that’s also not the biggest hurt. because even though she’s always felt second to serena, serena had still always been safety and home and love to blair. and now that’s gone. blair learns that serena betrayed her she did something that would of course hurt blair so much. blair’s best friend in the entire world who she trusted more than anything betrayed her. blair’s alone again. and she’s angry and she’s hurt and lashing out and trying to make serena hurt as badly as she does but nothing she does can compare to the hurt serena caused her but she keeps trying because she hurts so much. she air quotes forgives nate to get back on her perfect future track but she cannot ‘forgive’ serena in that same way because even though they both betrayed her betrayal from serena hurts a million times more. serena betrayed her. it’s not about nate for blair it’s about serena. it’s about the fact that serena was willing to hurt her. that hurts way more than nate’s willingness to hurt her. okay back to nate so he’s ‘trying’ to fix things with blair and blair tells him not to talk to serena and at first he doesn’t want to hurt her so there’s his i needed to talk to her secretly in chuck’s bedroom to tell her that i can’t talk to her moment but then well he sees serena and dan and he sees how much serena has not chosen him (she chose blair) and he’s so so hurt by that so well now driven more by spite and even more by hurt he sticks to his earlier choosing to fix things with blair even harder and again spite and hurt like literally does not speak to serena. and serena’s really hurt by that she’s hurt when she’s learns at brunch that he would consider not speaking to her and she’s really really hurt when he just literally does not speak to her and it’s like serena chose blair and she’s determined to fix things with blair and to do that she needs to not speak to nate but that doesn’t change the fact that it hurts her so so much that he won’t speak to her.

#ok i have more to say really i could go on rambling all day about blairenate betrayal and choosing and love but this is an insane amount of #words but like them needing each other nate hovering over their names when his father goes to prison #and serena going when he needs her even though they aren’t speaking #but pulling away because she loves blair #and blair and serena just six seasons of them holding on and loving each other #but never quite trusting each other #and it’s never the same #but what’s you is me i’ll never let go #is this healthy maybe not but they cling and they never stop saving each other #or hurting each other #also just thanksgiving episode season 1 full stop #blair and serena deciding to spend it together #but then they getting mad at each other and splitting up #and then blair needs serena and serena comes as soon as she gets the call #also nate phone scene he’s alone he needs them it’s broken he can’t call anymore #with the flashbacks them being each others home #anyways this was brought on by me listening to taylor swift exile #there is now a fully plotted blairenaye video in my head #it’s like you were my town now i’m in exile seeing you out #you’re not my homeland anymore #so what am i defending now? #five whole minutes to pack us up and leave me with it #holding all this love out here in the hall #like he’s just your understudy like you’d get your knuckles bloody for me #second third and hundred chances #balancing on breaking branches #you’re not my homeland anymore. #anyways so sorry about this i realise it is incoherent #but i think gossip girls back on my brain going to answer the asks which have been there for months so sorry 😭 #blairenate

[one-half-guy]

1, 12, and 18 for Gold? ^-^

Hey there!! Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening!!

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

I like how different of other mind readers and telepaths she is, in every other media I've read or watched telepaths tend to have this eerie aura, being quite steady and confident, always seem to be 1 to 10 steps ahead, hardly looking nervous even when their third plan has failed and so on, and even when they're nervous they manage to keep themselves centered and focused, and usually this pose is only broken by a "they have no powers actually" revelation or by a "they lost their powers" plot, but then Gold is not, while in her first appearance she tries to evoke these aspects, this pose falls apart quickly, revealing us a more nervous and anxious character, very prone to despair. It's a very rare way to see a character whose main power is telepathy I find it an interesting one.

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

One idea I've had that I got surprisingly fond to is that massage her mark is somehow highly relaxing and is a way to dimish her headaches if/when she gets. Also, it can help her a lot to fall asleep. (But you have to know an exact way to the massage be effective.)

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

Professor and Silver, I like the concept of her coming from a very cold and demanding enviroment and finding a more welcoming, pacient and friendly one and wish we had gotten the chance of her look back at the former now she was with the latter and reflect on the contrast between the two.

#thanks for the ask #ask box #Gold the tenrec #the headcanon is a funny story actually I was writing the lastest chapter of the YotOTP I've posted so far and as the prompt was Power Swap #-I was really looking forward to make Blaze have a headache due using Gold's powers more than she could take it and the aftermatch caught- #-me a lil off guard... and then i thought 'what could be the cutest way to comfort your gf with headache?' and it just popped in my head- #-and flowed lol #-and then I threw myself at the bed and kicked the air as felt highly proud of myself #luckily I was alone in home that time #about the 18 it was really cool point in Genesis how we got to see a little of Gold's routine under the Council's wing #and its contrast with the time she spent with Silver trying to figure out a way to stop the Council's genesis portal plotting #really loved that thanks 👍

[mountainsideturnip]

the doodles i said id do!

tim and lonnie both as identical robins

so steph sees lonnie putting on a wig(bc hes a ginger) and is... appalled

next time she sees robin, she goes to yoink his wig off! except... its tim. and... not.. a wig.....

#lonnie machin #dc anarky #anarky #dc robin #tim drake #stephanie brown #dc spoiler #the prospect of steph flirting with robin is funny bc there two of them #rut roomie and i were talking about lil plot ideas and settled on a like.. boat murder mystery that tim-lon #have to solve and save ppl w/o getting caught #and the inherent hilarity of a home alone situation. also no gear #(housesitying for dick in blüdhaven) #havibg to protect the entire apartment complex and the civilians inside. Also not getting caught #where we were like. OMG THEY CALL SPOILER #its just funny #roomie also just.. wants somekind of time shenanigans so that lonnie and terry mcginnis can meet #roomie also just. wants me to make a fuax comic cover so we can display it like it is one... lol

[cle-levanter]

I-

I think I’m going to Music Bank in Antwerp, Belgium next April? 😭

#istfg it still feels unreal #basically I knew a girl in uni and we both liked kpop so we lowkey bonded over that but not that much #then she switched uni so we lost contact bc we weren’t close like that but we were still mutuals on insta #and earlier this year I sent her a message bc I saw she was going to soooo many concerts of artists/kpop groups I like #so I was like ‘fuck it I’m messaging her for the plot and we’ll see if we can become concert buddies’ #and she was happy about it and all so all is good #when I wanted to go see B.I (he’s fantastic please go see him if you can) she wasn’t that into his music so I went alone and it’s ok #bc I made new concert buddies during that B.I concert lmaoooo so win win bc I went out of my confort zone and made a pal lol #and earlier this week when they announced music bank in Belgium I was frantic and I texted her to ask if she was going #and she was!!!! well wanted to #and today was the ticket sale and I wasn’t home when they dropped so I wired her my money and she would do the buying #AND SHE DID GET TICKETS OMFG #we got cat 1 tickets 😭 #it still feels unreal like omfg #I’m really going to see my man Soobin and TXT and ONEUS and ZB1 again and goejfizjd #i don’t think my brain is computing that info just yet #it’ll need time #I’ll give it until April lol #I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED OMGGGGGG #i almost cried when I saw her text telling me she got the tickets 😭 #i can’t wait #lia.txt #irl stufff #music bank #music bank Antwerp

[h-i-raeth]

Wip game- alternate version plz?

WIP Wednesday

“We could go to the Hideout.”

“The bar?”

“Yeah, the bar. What, you think they let me play there on Tuesdays because Hawkins has such a big metal scene? No, man, the owner’s a family friend. I know where they keep their spare keys. And Vecna never took a picnic through my head--we should be able to hole up there for a while without anything thinking to look there.”

#wip wednesday #no tag for this one yet #anyway this is super self indulgent in a lot of ways but also there's literally no way that that new book #has better/more interesting lore for the hideout than I do #because the owner/bartender is my favorite OC ever and I've done so much silly little research for someone who will only ever act #as an absent plot device/be mentioned in passing in this fic specifically #plausible deniability babes: if it's not in the text I can fill things in & you can't say it's wrong. And also even if it is sometimes. #but I needd a reason for both the Trapped-In-The-Upside-Down-Crew & Home-Alone-ing-Being-Stuck-In-An-Apocalyptic-Hellscape-For-3-Years-Barb #in the same place at the same time #and it just so happens that the perfect excuse comes in the form of Barb's Aunt-By-Marriage Who's Friends With Wayne And Owns The Hideout #And Is Also In The SCA #The SCA aspect is crucial truly #because it lets me give Barb a sword #for there's no guarantee that we'll ever come home

[eorzeashan]

me: I feel like i'm forgetting something plotwise. huh. well it's probably not important sleeps

me jolting awake at 4 am : EIGHT CAN'T WORK FOR THE REPUBLIC HIS PAST IS STILL THERE

#swtor #ooc #how did you forget the most vital part becoming a double agent #*grabs face like home alone* oh NOOO #this is... bad ic-wise but hilariously at least admin gets to patch an unexplored plot hole left out of the nine timeline #it'll also get him closer to working for ardun/the SIS again but he's not gonna have a good time #do you ever escape your past just to forget about it after erasing it from your mind and then it comes back to bite you #the long story short is the corrupt senator he used to shadow is very much Still Alive and going to notice #tfw you caused too much of a stir as the outlander and now you reap some bad shit #all while being told by ardun to pull yet another undercover mission #eight rattling another fucking jail cell: well i don't have to TRY very hard to get inside i'm STUCK here

[metalheadkells]

there were so many Weak Script moments in good mourning i hope somebody else points them out so i dont have to 

#am i still thinking abt megan's character anyway. maybe so #that line abt ''i always get stuck caretaking dysfunctional households'' #AGH #also the Concept of ''good mourning'' as a typo that kicks off a series of increasingly more ridiculous events for a ragtag group of #lovable weirdos within the scope of one day is appealing for sure #it's the execution that sucks lol #like in the first couple of scenes alone: #why did london google ''mourning'' like he could possibly need a dictionary definition for it lmao #why was he holding a towel over his dick when he stepped into his own shower in hisown home lmao like just show him from the back #why did gata i mean leo be all ''welcome to my zen room'' as if they didnt live in the same house and so london surely should have been in #that room before at least once #some of the cameos served no purpose whatsoever. trippie and YG and avril all fall in this category - completely inconsequential to the #plot. clout points only #is kells incapable of writing/casting a central female character that isn't conventionally gorgeous and magnetized to him #the answer is yes #is kells incapable of giving his main characters names that don't sound like they came out of an OC name generator #yes to this too #I'LL STOP #critical posting