#Jewish humor

[fromgoy2joy]

My soul is calling out for Hashem and noodles. I truly understand the angst of the Israelites as they left Egypt.

#fromgoy2joy thoughts #jumblr #jewish #jewblr #jewish convert #jewish tumblr #jewish conversion #jewish humor #pesac #pesach #pesach things #chag pesach sameach #passover #passover things #jewishness #jewish holidays #chag sameach

[dyingroses]

#happy passover #passover #pesach #lols #judaism #jewish humor

[koshercosplay]

remember guys, not everyone celebrates hanukkah! it's important to acknowledge those who choose to believe differently than we do. remember, the christian holiday of christmas (pronounced KRIS-moss because the T is silent, it's not that hard) doesn't fall on hanukkah every year. christians actually celebrate on december 18th!

chag christmas sameach to those who celebrate 🥰🥰🥰

#i grew up around a lot of christians so trust me #i know these things #jewish humor #lol

[trying-to-jew]

Other Jews: *clever Jewish humor based on thousands of years of culture and history*

Me: We the Jeople (Jewish people),

#I’m grateful that we don’t have excommunication bc all of my Jewish jokes are just stupid wordplay #I’m so sorry everyone #Jumblr #Jewish Humor #My Post

[gay-jewish-bucky]

#jumblr #jewish #jewish humor #yom kippur #wheezing #1k #2k #judaism #3k #4k

[captain-acab]

The Jewish samurai swiftly picks up the shamash then places it back down in one smooth motion

two seconds later the rest of the candles on the menorah all ignite in a clean line

#His kippah is pinned carefully onto his top knot #Judaism #Jumblr #Hanukkah #Chanukkah #Chanukah #Hanuka #Hanukka #Happy Chanukkah #Chag sameach #Samurai #Kurosawa #Jewish humor #Samurai jokes #Funny #Menorah #Hanukkiah #Chanukkiah

[papihomo]

As someone who grew up on Sound of Music, Fiddler on the Roof, Cabaret & Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

I wouldve expected the rise of antisemitism, hatred and fascism to have WAY more musical numbers.

#jewish humor #if jew know jew know #jumblr #antisemitism #joking just to cope with how shitty I feel #but in the end I just know we will prevail

[autismserenity]

*clears throat, stands up*

You guys, Passover is in a week, and my kitchen is a cha-mess!!

*sits back down* Thank you. That will be all.

#translation: chametz is the Hebrew word for all the stuff we need to get rid of that isn't kosher for Passover #and my kitchen is covered in flour just absolutely covered in it #it's a jewish pun #food tw #jumblr #Jewish humor #wall of words

[magnetothemagnificent]

East Coast USA Jews gang where are you at

[id in alt]

#jumblr #if jew know jew know #earthquake #4.8 magnitute earthquake 4/5/2024 #jewish humor #usamerican

[disgruntled-detectives]

Found this gem on Reddit

#jumblr #jewish tumblr #Judaism #jewish humor #Jewish

[jewishboricua]

SHABBAT SHALOM TO ALL THE BITCHES, BROS AND NON-BINARY HOES

#this is a reference to Adam from sk8 the infinity saying this in the English dub if you didn't know 😭😭😭 #anyways i hope that your shabbat is good and peaceful :) #aggie talks #jumblr #jewblr #judaism #jewish humor

[fromgoy2joy]

Yesterday-

My very nice wonderful friend - hey!! I got you a cinnamon roll in because Passover ends tonight! (Hands me a Tupperware box). Just like you did for me and Iftar!

Me- thank you!! I love you!!! (Grips her shoulder.) you own this cinnamon roll until sundown tonight. Do you understand?

Friend- what?

Me- this cinnamon roll, in all technicalities, is in your possession until then. Then, I’ll Venmo you a penny to buy them. Are we in agreement ?

Friend- of course

Me- thankyouiloveyousomuch.

#fromgoy2joy thoughts #jumblr #jewish #jewish convert #jewblr #jewish tumblr #jewish conversion #jewish humor #Jewish and Muslim solidarity #Judaism #judaism stuff #jewishness #jewish holidays #passover things #pesach things

[jewelleria]

pre-passover shtick appeared on the walls. as of yet no one has claimed responsibility. i feel like im in the office (but jewish)

#pesach #passover #shtick #jumblr #jewish #jewish culture #jewish humor #jewish holidays #humor #jews of tumblr #jewblr

[koshercosplay]

#really think about this one lol #before you choose #passover #pesach #plagues #egypt #torah #history #polls #jewish humor #jumblr #frogs will probably be most popular bc ya know. tumblr lmao

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Jews HAVE been to the year 3000. That was 2,783 years ago for us. It’s a skill issue, Jonas Brothers.

#jumblr #jewish humor #I hope people. get this

[gay-jewish-bucky]

Wishing you all a sweet 5783

#jumblr #jewish #jewish humor #i think i got this from twitter #rosh hashanah #happy new year #hebrew calendar #1k #2k #judaism