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are-we-really-doing-this · 2 years

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This is the best religious comedy of all time and I will not be taking questions.

#dogma #kevin smith #jason mewes #ben affleck #matt damon #linda fiorentino #salma hayek #jason lee #alan rickman #chris rock #1999 #90s movies #jay and silent bob

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deathwords334 · 5 months

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"I know what effect such horrors have on the delicate psyche of an angelic being!"

Archangel of Death Azrael by @umulata

So he was teased a little in chapter 3. To my surprise, a couple days after I posted it, Umu messaged me with the final product! I'm telling you, they did wonders on this thing. Off of barely anything too.

SO! Azrael! For those who haven't seen Dogma, Azrael is a demon who's kinda working behind the scenes to erase all of existence. There's more to it, of course, but you know. I've played around some with his character in Good Dogma. For one, he's an Archangel here. The name Azrael wasn't his original name, but it's more of a title at this point. As is the status of Archangel, but you'll see.

He has a role he needs to play. Luckily, he knows how to play the system.

Here's a little spoiler I kinda wanna give... Many years from now, he's gonna start calling Crowley 'Beloved'. "Because you are oh so loved."

#good omens #dogma #good omens au #good dogma #fanart #commission #Azrael #Jason Lee #I wish I could draw semi realistic art #For some reason I can't get over the hurdle of drawing rl people in an anime style #And all those small details in Michael and David's faces get lost #crying a little bit #Guess that means I need to commission more people #right?

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man-kills-everything · 2 years

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“Ladies and gentlemen, you have been judged guilty of sinning against our almighty God, and I promise you, you shall pay for your trespasses, in blood!”

Dogma (1999) Dir: Kevin Smith

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qutille · 2 years

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yep. its clerts

#view askew #dogma #dogma 1999 #view askewniverse #loki dogma #bartleby dogma #mallrats #ts quint #brodie bruce #ben affleck #matt damon #jason lee #kevin smith #jay and silent bob #silent bob #jason mewes

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mallratsys · 2 years

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Something Something Babygirl <3

#dogma 1999 #dogma #view askewniverse #Azrael Dogma #Jason Lee #mallwrites

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imwithyoutiltheendofthelinebucky · 1 year

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Thing you find at your work book sale. Best $2 I’ve ever spent.

#Dogma #alan rickman #kevin smith #jay mewes #Jason lee #view askewniverse #view askew

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capsulas · 2 months

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Dogma (1999)

“Dogma” (1999), dirigida por Kevin Smith, es una comedia satírica que explora temas de religión y fe con un toque irreverente. La película sigue a dos ángeles caídos, Bartleby y Loki, interpretados por Ben Affleck y Matt Damon, quienes encuentran una laguna en la doctrina católica que les permitiría regresar al cielo, pero a costa de la existencia misma.

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kingsnorthportfolio · 1 year

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#jason lee #chasing amy #my name is earl #dogma #mallrats #kevin smith #speia ink

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westofessos · 2 years

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So, as of tonight I have watched every movie in Kevin Smith’s Askewniverse. Here is my official ranking of all of them:

Dogma - this movie was so fucking good! It’s so smart, so funny, and the cast is incredible. This is a new comfort movie for me, and one of my all time favourites. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck as Loki and Bartleby are so so good, Chris Rock is so funny, Alan Rickman as the Metatron is maybe the best thing ever, plus Salma Hayek and George Carlin! And Alanis Morissette is god!

Mallrats - this movie is the one I watched first and will always have a special place in my heart. It’s so delightfully silly and the characters are so great. Plus all the comic book stuff, ugh, I love it. And Stan Lee!

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot - all the references to the other movies, the cameos, the way it’s almost a more mature version of the other movies. It also definitely improved on the first one. I was also not expecting the emotional punch this movie would make, with all the Jay and Millennium stuff. And it made Chasing Amy so much better with that scene with Holden, Alyssa, and Amy.

Clerks II - a definite improvement on the first one. With Rosario Dawson, how could it not be? I loved the way they transitioned to colour. They also had some of the most beautiful dialogue I’ve ever heard (etc. “if anyone could do it, it would be you” and Randal’s speech to Dante at the end about them being friends).

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - a silly fun movie that is packed with cameos and references, which are definitely the best part. A lot of the jokes haven’t aged well and make me cringe, as with all of Kevin Smith’s movies.

Chasing Amy - this movie would’ve been improved by 100% if Kevin had been told about bisexuality instead of making it into some kind of “straight man turns a lesbian” thing. Alyssa is delightful though, and if they’d just been friends or she’d just been bi, their relationship would’ve been absolutely lovely. Silent Bob’s monologue is beautiful and some of the best dialogue in any of these movies, though.

Clerks - okay, I know that the whole point is that it’s supposed to be boring, but holy fuck is it boring. There are some good parts, and I do like Dante and Randal, but jesus. I don’t think I’ll ever watch it again.

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schlock-luster-video · 1 year

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circusgoth-dotcom · 1 year

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𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛

The clown that once ran @painted-piggy-ships-archive has now taken up residence here after feeling exhausted with my very first self ship blog. It served me well for almost three years (the blog itself turns 3 in February of 2023). Can you believe I only joined Tumblr in 2020?

Anywho, the name’s Gabriel/Corey/Clownie and I am mostly attracted to a vast selection of fictional villains, but my other consistent interests include the arts (particularly film and writing) and the horror genre. This blog will be a mix of self shipping content and personal ramblings. I don’t often post straight up ns//ft content but my sense of humor can be raunchy at times and the content I’m interested in often tends to be gory/violent if not also sexual in nature so viewer discretion is advised.

Current Pronouns: It/Its, Oink/Oinks, They/Them, He/Him, Hye/Hymn/Hymnself, Rot/Rots, Lamb/Lambs, Glow/Glows, Halo/Halos

Other Blogs: Horror Content - @phone-in-the-attic Film Reviews/etc - @cinephile-inc Batman Content - @the-jokers-husband Harry Potter Content (For people who hate JKR and aren’t terfs/bigots/etc only, of course) - @americannslytherinn FNAF AU blog - @wheretheresaway-theresawilliam Main/Dump - @offbeat-the-clownlord 18+ Blog - Ask for link if of age and interested ;0)

DNI: Terfs, bigots (racists, homophobes, etc), Joker/Harley shippers, proshippers, generally hateful people

F/o list below the cut (Short version) | See the complete version here!

Structure: [f/o name] [source] | [relationship status or type] [marriage or engagement date if applicable] | [tag]

🔒✨ 💗 The Joker [DC Comics] | Married (12•04•21) | 🃏A Joker and His Ace🃏

💗 Wade Wilson/Deadpool [MARVEL Comics] | Married (07•12•22) | 💣Bulletproof Boys💣

🔒✨ 💗 Jack Torrance [The Shining] | Married (12•31•22) | 🪓Darling - Light of My Life🪓

🔒✨ 💗 Charles “Chucky” Lee Ray [Child’s Play franchise] | Married (03•19•20) | 🌈Foul-Mouthed Little Fucker🌈

✨ 💗 Betelgeuse [Beetlejuice] | Married (10•01•20) | 🪲Two Bugs in A Rug🪲 [🐞Two Bugs in A Rug🐞]

🔒✨ 💗 Severus Snape [Harry Potter Franchise] | Married (date n/a) | ⛅He Saw a Glow in The Darkness⛅

🔒💞 Michael Myers [Halloween franchise] | Dating | 🔪The Night He Came Home🎃

💞 Anton Chigurh [No Country For Old Men] | Dating | 🐮Sugar Bully🐮

💞 Dr. Otto Octavius [Spider-Man 2 (2004)] | Dating | 🐙6 Arms to Hold You Tight / Does That Make You an Insect???🐙

💞 The Metatron [Dogma] | Dating | 👁The Metatron🪶

🔒💝 Hannibal Lecter [NBC’s Hannibal] | Dating | 🍽️Ella et Porcus🍽️

🔒💝 Sweeney Todd [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street] | Married (08•19•21) | 💈I Will Learn to Love Again💈

💝 Dr. Frank-n-Furter [Rocky Horror Picture Show] | Dating | 👠Material Girl👠

💝 Ashley “Ash” Joanna Williams [Evil Dead franchise] | Dating | 🍂Good. Bad. He’s The Guy With My Heart.🍂

💝 Scott Pilgrim & Ramona Flowers [Scott Pilgrim series/franchise] | Dating | ❗Multiplayer❗

💝 John Kramer [Saw franchise] | Married (08•17•23) | 🧩The Missing Pieces🧩

🔒 🏡 Pamela Voorhees [Friday the 13th] | Adoptive Mother | 🧸Mama Voorhees🧸

🔒 🏡 Jason Voorhees [Friday the 13th] | Adoptive Brother | 🧸Jason🧸

🏡 Morticia Addams [The Addams Family] | Adoptive Mother | 🥀Black Is Such a Happy Colour🥀

🏡 Gomez Addams [The Addams Family] | Adoptive Father | 🤺Either Way What Bliss🤺

🏡 Wednesday Addams [The Addams Family] | Adoptive Sister | ☠️Poison Sister☠️

🏡 Pugsley Addams [The Addams Family] | Adoptive Brother | 🧨Explosive Brother🧨

🏡 Fester Addams [The Addams Family] | Adoptive Uncle | 💡Uncle Fester💡

🏡 Addams “catch-all” tag: 🕷️*Snap Snap!*🕷️

🏡 The Sawyer Brothers [The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Pt. 1 & 2] | Cousins | 🍖Sawyer Family Shenanigans🍖

🏡 Glen & Glenda Ray/G.G. [Child’s Play franchise] | Step-kids/kid | 🎸Rebel & Rhinestone🎀

🏡 J. Jonah Jameson [Raimiverse Spider-Man] | Uncle | 🗞️

🏡 Fairy Godmother [Shrek] | Adoptive Mother | 🔮Just a MA! Away🔮

🏡 Prince Charming [Shrek] | Adoptive Brother | 👑Charming Siblings👑

🏡 Lydia Deetz [Beetlejuice] | Step-sister | ☔My Whole Life Is One Big Dark Room☔

🏡 Harry James Potter [Harry Potter Franchise] | Adoptive Son | ⚡👓

🌻 Tiffany Ray-Valentine [Child’s Play franchise] | 👰Living Dead Girl👰

🌻 Barbra & Adam Maitland [Beetlejuice] | 🌻👻 [🌻]

🌻 Peter Parker [MCU & Raimiverse] | 🕸️Spiderboy🕸️

🌻 Nellie Lovett [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street] | 🥧Try It! (You Might Like It)🥧

🌻 Jay & Silent Bob [View Askewniverse] | 🧢The One That Talks (Jay)🧢/🧢Cute Motherfucker🧢

🌻 Dante Hicks [Clerks Trilogy/View Askewniverse] | 🏒What Are You Looking At Ya Hockey Puck (Dante)🏒

#circus honks #self shipping #self shipping community #self insert #self insert x canon #self x canon #pinned post #intro post

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ashleybenlove · 10 months

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Hiccup's like, "you also have your own pesky habit" and it's Johann talks A LOT.

To use parlance from The Incredibles, he monologues. (Which reminds me of another movie in which Jason Lee is the villain, Dogma, which I need to rewatch again because it's in my top 10 and is awesome. But like, Jason Lee's character is like, nope, I'm trope savvy I've seen Bond movies)

#ashleybenlove posts #how to train your dragon #Race to the Edge #season 6 #In Plain Sight #I really need to see Kevin Smith's post-2001 catalogue of movies

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popentertainment-moviereviews · 8 months

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CLERK (2021)

Featuring Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Brian O’Halloran, Joey Lauren Adams, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Stan Lee, Mark Hamill, Justin Long, Penn Jillette, Richard Linklater, Judd Nelson, Jason Reitman, Michael Rooker, Scott Mosier, Grace Smith, Donald Smith, Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, Walt Flanagan, Bryan Johnson, Vincent Pereira, John Pierson, Janet Pierson, Trevor Groth, Betty Aberlin, Brian Quinn, Joe Quesada, Mark Bernardin, Raquel Castro and Lily-Rose Depp.

Directed by Malcolm Ingram.

Distributed by Mercantile Instinct. 115 minutes. Not Rated.

“When we made Clerks, I didn't even dream about going to a film festival,” Kevin Smith told me a couple of years ago on the red carpet at the Philadelphia Film Festival screening of the documentary on his life called Clerk. “We were dreaming about going to the independent feature film marketplace. I didn't think the film was festival-worthy, let alone Sundance. While we were making that film I never once thought, ‘Oh my God, what if somebody makes a documentary about me one day?’ That’s mind bending.”

Yes, Kevin Smith has had a long, strange trip in the last thirty or so years. This film, directed by former film journalist turned documentarian and Smith’s long-time friend Malcolm Ingram, gives a pretty good overview of the life of the head of the View Askewniverse.

As noted above, this film has been making the rounds of film festivals for a couple of years (which explains why Clerk ends on Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, not Smith’s more current film Clerks 3), but now it is being released on video. (For hard copy fans, VHS and Blu-Ray copies of Clerk will only be available for purchase via Mercantile Instinct's website – www.mercantileinstinct.com.)

Clerk takes a good look at Smith’s life – an aspect which fraught right off the top because his professional career is so wide-ranging, in subjects, in different mediums and even in quality. (After all, this is the guy who wrote and directed Yoga Hosers and Tusk.)

The most interesting part of the film, somewhat naturally, looks at Smith’s early filmmaking career, and how he was learning as he went on making such classics as Clerks and Chasing Amy (as well as some more problematic films like Mallrats and Dogma).

Looking at his halting steps towards film stardom – as shared by Smith and members of his regular troupe like Brian O’Halloran and Jason Mewes (surprisingly there is no appearance by Jeff Anderson) as well as some of the then-unknown actors Smith helped to break (including Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Joey Lauren Adams) – makes for some intriguing looks behind the scenes.

However, while his career as a writer/director (and sometime actor) pretty much peaked in those early years, he has worked in an interesting if sometimes disappointing group of films ever since. (He briefly retired from filmmaking after a traumatizing experience working with Bruce Willis in Cop Out.)

However, in the mid-late period of his career, Smith has branched out and reinvented himself as the ultimate fan boy creator, taking on such diverse interests as comic books (creating and selling), opening and running stores (including reopening the original Clerks store), social media, podcasting and finding what seems to be his true calling as a public speaker, doing long lectures and Q&As on his passions and his career.

Of course, one of the great dramas of his life happened after one of those appearances, when Smith had a major heart attack and came close to ending. It has led to many changes in Smith’s lifestyle – a great loss of weight, a new seriousness of purpose and a decision to throw himself more fully back into filmmaking. (In Clerk, Smith acknowledges that he did not want to die and have Yoga Hosers be his last film.)

Still, in the long run, Smith is happy with the path his life has taken.

“I'm sure if I go back in time and tell the young me like, ‘Hey, keep this up. They're going to make a documentary about you,’ he’d be like, ‘What did we do? Who did we kill? Why did that happen?’” Smith laughed to me when I spoke with him at that red carpet interview. “Just you live long enough and fucking they make a documentary about you. But yeah, there's a lot of things I would love to tell that kid. I wouldn't change a fucking thing, because all of his choices led to this moment for me, which absolutely rocks.”

Clerk shows many of the moments which absolutely rocked him.

Jay S. Jacobs

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#Clerk #2023 #Movie Review #Kevin Smith #Jay S. Jacobs #Youtube

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ryansmoviereviews · 1 year

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Dogma (1999)

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Directed and Written by Kevin Smith Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Bud Cort, Matt Damon, Linda Fiorentino, Janeane Garofalo, Salma Hayek, Jason Lee, Alanis Morissette, Jason Mewes, Alan Rickman, Chris Rock, Kevin Smith, Jeff Anderson, Brian O’Halloran. Deeply comedic take on religion, where two fallen angels, Bartleby and Loki, (Affleck and Damon), who have been stuck on Earth for a couple of…

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#1999 #alan rickman #ben affleck #chris rock #kevin smith #matt damon #salma hayek #view askew

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adultswim2021 · 1 year

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Space Ghost Week

Wherein we cover an entire season of Space Ghost Coast to Coast over the course of a week

Space Ghost Coast to Coast #50: “Hipster” | November 7, 1997 | S04E17

Hey! It’s another one of them conceptual episodes of Space Ghost that will likely leave you cold. In this one we see the return of Chad Ghostal, the evil version of his brother Tad. He has a goatee and a swingin’ personality. He has guests The Millionaire from Combustible Edison and band leader Sam Butera, the originator of “Just a Gigolo” popularized by David Lee Roth.

Combustible Edison is a somewhat forgettable novelty band that got a surprising amount of play in the 90s. Their music can be heard in the film Four Rooms and the trailer for The Truman Show. They were a self-described “Tiki Band”. The Millionaire’s interview is a definite low-point for the series. But: DID YOU KNOW: HE USED TO BE COOL??? In the 80s he and Liz Cox (also of Combustible Edison) were in a lightly-ironic post-punk trio called Christmas, and they were fantastic. “Vortex”, their final posthumous record, is a masterpiece and should be listened to immediately after you get done with this post. Okay? Promise me. Anyway, Combustible Edison is not for me, and I often derisively refer to them as a “Viva Variety act” to… well, myself, mostly.

DVD Note: This one features a music replacement: Sam Butera sings a few bars of “Just a Gigolo” and it somehow wasn’t able to be cleared for the DVD release, so they dubbed over it with… I don’t know what. I’m guessing that’s somebody from the Space Ghost staff signing a made-up song in a falsetto.

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MAIL BAG

I only know BooBooKitty from something Jason Mewes said in one of the Kevin Smith movies. I think Jay and Bob Strike back?

I remember when he said that. It pissed me off. Man, that movie, it really did blow. I was a mega Kevin Smith fan and that movie was so grating. Dogma and that really were like, my Star Wars prequels that I had to pretend to like.

looks like he done did more than flirt with disaster, if ya know what i mean

Can I also come clean here and admit that I legitimately really liked Silver Linings Playbook? I think people were down on it only because it was nominated for Academy Awards. Like, it was an above-average Hollywood romantic comedy with Bradley Cooper doing an impression of Brody Stevens, and I respect it despite whatever other flaws it might have. Also American Hustle might be the biggest gulf between GREAT TRAILER and BAD MOVIE I’ve ever seen. That whole movie felt joyless and rushed to me, but man, that trailer made it look incredible.

#adult swim #adultswim2021 #space ghost coast to coast

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automatismoateo · 2 years

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The movie, "Dogma", is Free on Youtube, FYI via /r/atheism

The movie, "Dogma", is Free on Youtube, FYI

For those of you that never heard of it, it is an all star cast that is funny and, (from the YT notes:)

"Dogma is comedy made in 1999. A bit raunchy, irreverent and hilarious. Two fallen angels (Ben Affleck, Matt Damon) want to return to Heaven but will cause oblivion. Stopping them are a cast of characters, Linda Fiorentino, Alan Rickman , Jay and silent Bob, Christ rock. Includes Jason lee, George Carlin, Alanis Morissette"

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZVEe_5Fo1Q

Submitted October 03, 2022 at 07:55PM by Luder714 (From Reddit https://ift.tt/a6u2jTI)

#reddit

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