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cairsns · 1 month
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THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED is Remus/Sirius (and James) to Peter after he betrayed them
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hamilton text  head cannons
Alexander Hamilton:
- fucking walls of texts - takes like 10 minutes to reply to a group chat - he addresses at least five points of the conversation in those fucking walls - it’s either that, or the most half assed text ever - he’ll reply if he’s working on something, but the spelling/auto correct messes it up - john is pretty much the only one who can decipher them
John Laurens:
- always revives the dead group chat - he types really fast like woah man -not to mention his spelling is on point - no punctuation tho - he can and will call you the fuck out on your bullshit - will debate in a private chat, leaving for like ten minutes - teams up with peggy
Lafayette:
- curses in french - p much everyones confused except a.ham and tjeffs - john google translates it and gets really confused cuz google translate sucks - multiple!!! exclamation points!! and question marks??? - he has two keyboards on his phone to type quicker (one in french another in english) - will text back immediately dude wtf - actually gets concerned when he’s left on read
Hercules Mulligan:
- sends cute pics and videos to the group chat - mainly of his friends being adorable - he loves these dorks - RaNdOM aNd inCREASED CAPITALIZATION - will try to calm down any debates - fails horribly - relies on john and alex for any translations, either for laf or for alexs huge ass paragraphs - quadruple texting
Eliza Schuyler:
- will send heart eyes emojis right after animal and food pics - says weird stories - actually good puns - *uses astrics to show action* - finger guns - some texts just have punctuation points - has fallen asleep during a skype call before - nobody’s told her yet
Angelica Schuyler:
- sassy af - can and will roast your ass - says language whenever anyone cusses in the group chat to protect her “innocent” sisters - she’s called someone a “stupid conspiracy spawned monkey person from planet of the apes” before and has no regrets and will do it again - she loves those parentheses people like wow - can get lil bit salty at times - will rant - will capitalize the first letter of every word 
Peggy Schuyler:
- memes - like so many memes - she stalks the chat and screen shots things with no context - in cahoots with john - will sometimes say ‘by P!ATD’ or ‘By FOB’ after angelica says a rant with the beginning of every word capitalised - she can and will spam the emoji whale, there is no stopping her - she has made memes for specific situations in the chat - 50% of the time she’s an angel and the other 50% shes the exact opposite - PHOTOSHOP MASTER RIGHT HERE
Maria Reynolds:
- high key flirts with eliza in the group chat - eliza’s fucking clueless and does it right back - LENNY FACES IN THE WRONG SITUATION WITH NO CONTEXT - she sends music videos to the group chat - a+ taste in music everyone really likes the music she provides them - will triple text but with like really short texts - random 3 am shit
Aaron Burr:
- “...” - tries really hard to be unbiased about arguments in the chat - normally takes tjeffs and mads side because they seem to know whats going on and aren’t on a rampage - cannot tell if john/laf/herc/alex are being sarcastic or not - good natured - supposedly peggy’s sweet innocent child - randomly leaves the chat for like 20 minutes only to find everythings gone to shit - “What happened?” - Will leave you on read, but he genuinely doesn’t mean to
Tjeffs:
- will flirt with everybody in the chata as a friend - except madison. he’s actually flirting with madison - “Whaaaaa” - he’ll argue with alex  - eye rolling emoji - is super casual with laf - will rant, but he makes it short - sentences that just kinda  - him and maria are part of the ‘no im flirting with you cuz i love you you blind fool’ squad
James Madison:
- he sends emojis if he’s sick - thermometer means he has a fever - tissue box means he’s sneezing or having nose issues (runny nose, stuffy nose, etc) - pill emoji means “i should probably take medicine” - sick green emoji means “send help im dying” - thomas will leave for the day just to take care of madison                                -  is actually soft                                                                                                    - is the only one that knows whats happening
George Washington:
- pretty much a grandpa when it comes to texting - never uses emojis - takes a while to actually send a message - tries to get everyone to calm the fuck down - dad friend - good punctuation and grammar usage - is easily confused by acronyms - everyone lies to him about the meanings of the acronyms so they don’t get in trouble - whenever he tries to be ‘hip’ about all the typing quirks everyone gets really confused - will unintentionally roast your ass
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iictjokerii · 7 years
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The Entirety of the Hamilton Sountrack
#1 Alexander Hamilton
AARON BURR: How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Caribbean by Providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
JOHN LAURENS: The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father Got a lot farther by workin’ a lot harder By bein’ a lot smarter By bein’ a self-starter By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
THOMAS JEFFERSON: And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted Away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
JAMES MADISON: Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned Our man saw his future drip, drippin’ down the drain Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
BURR: Well the word got around, they said, “This kid is insane, man!” Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland “Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came, and The world’s gonna know your name! What’s your name, man?“
ALEXANDER HAMILTON: Alexander Hamilton My name is Alexander Hamilton And there’s a million things I haven’t done But just you wait, just you wait
ELIZA HAMILTON: When he was ten, his father split, full of it, debt-ridden Two years later, see Alex and his mother, bed-ridden Half-dead, sittin’ in their own sick The scent thick
COMPANY: And Alex got better but his mother went quick
GEORGE WASHINGTON and (COMPANY): Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed suicide Left him with nothin’ but ruined pride, somethin’ new inside A voice saying ”(Alex) you gotta fend for yourself" He started retreatin’ and readin’ every treatise on the shelf
BURR and (COMPANY): There would’ve been nothin’ left to do For someone less astute He would’ve been dead or destitute Without a cent of restitution Started workin’, clerkin’ for his late mother’s landlord Tradin’ sugar cane and rum and other things he can’t afford (Scammin’) for every book he can get his hands on (Plannin’) for the future, see him now as he stands on (oooh) The bow of a ship headed for a new land In New York you can be a new man
COMPANY and (HAMILTON): In New York you can be a new man (Just you wait) In New York you can be a new man (Just you wait) In New York you can be a new man
WOMEN: In New York MEN: New York
HAMILTON: Just you wait
COMPANY and (COMPANY): Alexander Hamilton (Alexander Hamilton) We are waiting in the wings for you (waiting in the wings for you) You could never back down You never learned to take your time Oh, Alexander Hamilton (Alexander Hamilton) When America sings for you Will they know what you overcame? Will they know you rewrote the game? The world will never be the same, oh
BURR and (COMPANY): The ship is in the harbor now, see if you can spot him (Just you wait) Another immigrant comin’ up from the bottom (Just you wait) His enemies destroyed his rep, America forgot him
MULLIGAN/MADISON AND LAFAYETTE/JEFFERSON: We fought with him
LAURENS/PHILLIP: Me? I died for him
WASHINGTON: Me? I trusted him
ANGELICA SCHUYLER, ELIZA, MARIA REYNOLDS: Me? I loved him
BURR: And me? I’m the damn fool that shot him
COMPANY: There’s a million things I haven’t done But just you wait
BURR: What’s your name, man?
HAMILTON & COMPANY: Alexander Hamilton!
~~~
#2 Aaron Burr, Sir 
COMPANY:
1776
New York City

HAMILTON:
Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

BURR:
That depends, who’s asking?

HAMILTON:
Oh well sure, sir
I’m Alexander Hamilton
I’m at your service, sir
I have been looking for you

BURR:
I’m getting nervous

HAMILTON:
Sir, I heard your name at Princeton
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort out of sorts with a buddy of yours
I may have punched him
It’s a blur, sir
He handles the financials—

BURR:
You punched the bursar?

HAMILTON:
Yes, I wanted to do what you did
Graduate in two, then join the revolution
He looked at me like I was stupid
I’m not stupid
So how’d you do it?
How’d you graduate so fast?

BURR:
It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed

HAMILTON:
You’re an orphan
Of course, I’m an orphan
God, I wish there was a war!
Then we could prove that we’re worth more
Than anyone bargained for

BURR:
Can I buy you a drink?

HAMILTON:
That would be nice

BURR:
While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice
Talk less

HAMILTON:
What?

BURR:
Smile more

HAMILTON:
Ha

BURR:
Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for

HAMILTON:
You can’t be serious

BURR:
You want to get ahead?

HAMILTON:
Yes

BURR:
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

LAURENS:
Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it?

LAURENS, MULLIGAN:
Showtime!

BURR:
…like I said…

LAURENS:
Showtime! Showtime! Yo!
I’m John Laurens in the place to be!
Uh, two pints o’ Sam Adams, but I’m working on three, uh!
Those redcoats don’t want it with me
Cause I will pop chick-a-pop these cops ‘til I’m free!

LAFAYETTE:
Ah oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say “Bonsoir!"
Tell the king, “Casse-toi!” Who’s the best? C’est moi!

MULLIGAN:
Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin’ it
Yes I heard your mother say “come again?”

LAURENS, LAFAYETTE:
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

MULLIGAN:
Lock up your daughters and horses, of course
It’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets

LAFAYETTE:
Wow

LAURENS:
No more sex
Pour me another brew, son!
Let’s raise a couple more

LAURENS, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN:
To the revolution!

LAURENS:
Well if it ain’t the prodigy of Princeton College

MULLIGAN:
Aaron Burr

LAURENS:
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge

BURR:
Good luck with that
You’re takin’ a stand
You spit, I’mma sit
We’ll see where we land

LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN:
Booooo/Ohhhhhh

LAURENS:
Burr, the revolution’s imminent
What do you stall for?

HAMILTON:
If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for?

LAURENS, MULLIGAN, LAFAYETTE:
Oooh

LAURENS:
Who are you?

MULLIGAN:
Who are you?

LAFAYETTE:
Who are you?

LAURENS, MULLIGAN, LAFAYETTE:
Who, who is this kid? What’s he gonna do?
~~~
#3 My Shot 
HAMILTON:
I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
Hey yo, I’m just like my country
I’m young, scrappy, and hungry
And I’m not throwing away my shot

I'mma get scholarship to King’s College
I probably shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish
The problem is I got a lot of brains, but no polish
I gotta holler just to be heard
With every word I drop knowledge

I’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal
Tryin’ to reach my goal, my power of speech: unimpeachable
Only nineteen, but my mind is older
These New York City streets getting colder, I shoulder
Ev'ry burden, ev'ry disadvantage
I have learned to manage. I don’t have a gun to brandish
I walk these streets famished
The plan is to fan this spark into a flame
But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out my name
I am the—

HAMILTON, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN, LAURENS:
A-L, E-X, A-N, D
E-R—we are—meant to be

HAMILTON:
A colony that runs independently
Meanwhile, Britain keeps shitting on us endlessly
Essentially, they tax us relentlessly
Then King George turns around, runs a spending spree
He ain’t never gonna set his descendants free
So there will be a revolution in this century
ENTER ME!

LAURENS, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN:
(He says in parentheses)

HAMILTON:
Don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me
I will lay down my life if it sets us free
Eventually you’ll see my ascendancy

HAMILTON and (LAURENS):
And I am not throwing away my shot (my shot)
I am not throwing away my shot (my shot)
Hey yo, I’m just like my country
I’m young, scrappy, and hungry
[HAMILTON & LAURENS]
And I’m not throwing away my shot

HAMILTON, MULLIGAN, LAURENS, LAFAYETTE:
I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
Hey yo, I’m just like my country
I’m young, scrappy, and hungry
And I’m not throwing away my shot
It’s time to take a shot!

LAFAYETTE:
I dream of life without the monarchy
The unrest in France will lead to "onarchy"
"Onarchy?” How you say, how you s—Oh, anarchy!
When I fight I make the other side panicky
With my
HAMILTON, MULLIGAN, LAURENS, LAFAYETTE:
Shot!

MULLIGAN:
Yo, I’m a tailor’s apprentice
And I got y'all knuckleheads in loco parentis
I’m joining the rebellion cuz I know it’s my chance
To socially advance, instead of sewin’ some pants
I’m gonna take a
HAMILTON, MULLIGAN, LAURENS, LAFAYETTE:
Shot!

LAURENS:
Eh, but we’ll never be truly free
Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me
You and I, do or die, wait till I sally in on a stallion
With the first black battalion
Have another
HAMILTON, MULLIGAN, LAURENS, LAFAYETTE:
Shot!

BURR:
Geniuses, lower your voices
You keep out of trouble, and you double your choices
I’m with you, but the situation is fraught
You’ve got to be carefully taught:
If you talk, you’re gonna get shot!

HAMILTON:
Burr, check what we got
Mr. Lafayette hard rock like Lancelot
I think your pants look hot
Laurens, I like you a lot
Let’s hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin’ the pot
What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot
Poppin’ a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not
A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists
Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is

Oh, am I talkin’ too loud?
Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth
I never had a group of friends before
I promise that I’ll make y'all proud

LAURENS:
Let’s get this guy in front of a crowd!

COMPANY:
I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
Hey yo, I’m just like my country
I’m young, scrappy, and hungry
And I’m not throwing away my shot

I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
Hey yo, I’m just like my country
I’m young, scrappy, and hungry
And I’m not throwing away my shot

LAURENS and (HAMILTON, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN):
Everybody sing
Woah-woah, wo-oh-oh (Woah-woah, wo-oh-oh)
Hey
Wo-oh-oh (Wo-oh-oh)
Wooh!!
Wo-oh-oh (Wo-oh-oh)
Sing let 'em hear ya (Yeah)

LAURENS and (COMPANY):
Let’s go! (Woah-woah, wo-oh-oh)
I said, shout it to the rooftops
(Wo-oh-oh)
Said to the rooftops
(Wo-oh-oh)
Now come on
(Yeah)
Now come on, let’s go

LAURENS:
Rise up
When you’re living on your knees, you rise up
Tell your brother that he’s got to rise up
Tell your sister that she’s got to rise up

LAURENS & ENSEMBLE and (COMPANY)
When are these colonies gonna rise up
(Whoa, woah)
When are these colonies gonna rise up (Woah)
When are these colonies gonna rise up (Woah)
When are these colonies gonna rise up (Woah)
Rise up

HAMILTON:
I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory
When’s it’s gonna get me?
In my sleep? Seven feet ahead of me?
If I see it coming, do I run or do I let it be?
Is it like a beat without a melody?

See, I never thought I’d live past twenty
Where I come from some get half as many
Ask anybody why we livin’ fast and we laugh, reach for a flask
We have to make this moment last, that’s plenty

Scratch that
This is not a moment, it’s the movement
Where all the hungriest brothers with something to prove went
Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand
We roll like Moses, claimin’ our Promised Land

And? If we win our independence?
'Zat a guarantee of freedom for our descendants?
Or will the blood we shed begin an endless
Cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants?

I know the action in the street is excitin'
But Jesus, between all the bleedin’ 'n fightin'
I’ve been readin’ 'n writin'
We need to handle our financial situation
Are we a nation of states? What’s the state of our nation?

I’m past patiently waitin’! I’m passionately smashin’ every expectation
Every action’s an act of creation
I’m laughin’ in the face of casualties and sorrow
For the first time, I’m thinkin’ past tomorrow

HAMILTON & COMPANY:
And I am not throwin’ away my shot
I am not throwin’ away my shot
Hey, yo, I’m just like my country
I’m young, scrappy, and hungry
And I’m not throwin’ away my shot

HAMILTON, MULLIGAN, LAURENS and (ENSEMBLE):
We gonna rise up; time to take a shot
(Not thrown’ away my shot)
We gonna rise up; time to take a shot
(Not throwin’ away my shot)

We gonna (rise up, rise up)
HAMILTON:
It’s time to take a shot
HAMILTON, MULLIGAN, LAURENS and (ENSEMBLE):
(Rise up, rise up)
It’s time to take a shot (rise up, rise up)
(Wo-oah) Time to take a shot (rise up)
Take a shot, a shot, a shot, (Oh-Oh, oh)
A-yo, it’s time to take a shot (Woah, oh-oh oh)
Time to take a shot (Woah-oh)
And I am (And I am)
Not throwing away my

COMPANY:
Not throwing away my shot!
~~~
#4 The Story of Tonight
HAMILTON: I may not live to see our glory
LAURENS, MULLIGAN, & LAFAYETTE: I may not live to see our glory
HAMILTON: But I will gladly join the fight
LAURENS, MULLIGAN, & LAFAYETTE: But I will gladly join the fight
HAMILTON: And when our children tell our story
LAURENS, MULLIGAN, & LAFAYETTE: And when our children tell our story
HAMILTON: They’ll tell the story of tonight
MULLIGAN: Let’s have another round tonight
LAFAYETTE: Let’s have another round tonight
HAMILTON: Let’s have another round tonight
LAURENS: Raise a glass to freedom Something they can never take away No matter what they tell you
Raise a glass to the four of us
LAURENS and MULLIGAN: Tomorrow there’ll be more of us
LAURENS, MULLIGAN, & LAFAYETTE: Telling the story of tonight
HAMILTON: They’ll tell the story of tonight
MULLIGAN, LAURENS, & LAFAYETTE: Raise a glass to freedom Something they can never take away
HAMILTON: No matter what they tell you
MULLIGAN & LAFAYETTE: Let’s have another round tonight
LAURENS: Raise a glass to the four of us
MULLIGAN, LAURENS, & LAFAYETTE: Tomorrow there’ll be more of us
HAMILTON & LAURENS: Telling the story of tonight
MULLIGAN & LAFAYETTE: Let’s have another round tonight
HAMILTON, LAURENS, ENSEMBLE: They’ll tell the story of tonight LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN, ENSEMBLE: Raise a glass to freedom HAMILTON, LAURENS, ENSEMBLE: They’ll tell the story of tonight LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN, ENSEMBLE: Raise a glass to freedom HAMILTON, LAURENS, ENSEMBLE: They’ll tell the story of tonight LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN, ENSEMBLE: They’ll tell the story of
COMPANY: Tonight
~~~
#5 The Schuyler Sisters

BURR:
There’s nothing rich folks love more
Than going downtown and slumming it with the poor
They pull up in their carriages and gawk at the students in the common
Just to watch ‘em talk

Take Philip Schuyler, the man is loaded
Uh oh, but little does he know that
His daughters, Peggy, Angelica, Eliza
Sneak into the city just to watch all the guys at

COMPANY: Work, work
ANGELICA: Angelica!
COMPANY: Work, work
ELIZA: Eliza!
PEGGY: And Peggy!
COMPANY: Work, work
The Schuyler sisters

ANGELICA: Angelica!
PEGGY: Peggy!
ELIZA: Eliza!
COMPANY: Work!

PEGGY: Daddy said to be home by sundown
ANGELICA: Daddy doesn’t need to know
PEGGY: Daddy said not to go downtown
ANGELICA: Like I said, you’re free to go

But—look around, look around
The revolution’s happening in New York
ELIZA & PEGGY: New York
COMPANY: Angelica
SISTERS & COMPANY: Work!

PEGGY: It’s bad enough Daddy wants to go to war
ELIZA: People shouting in the square
PEGGY: It’s bad enough there’ll be violence on our shore
ANGELICA: New ideas in the air

ANGELICA & MALE ENSEMBLE: Look around, look around—

ELIZA: Angelica, remind me what we’re looking for

ALL MEN: She’s looking for me!

ANGELICA and (COMPANY):
Eliza, I’m looking for a mind at work (work, work)
I’m looking for a mind at work (work, work) [x2]
Woa-oah
SISTERS: Woa-oah
SISTERS & COMPANY: Work!

BURR:
Ooh, there’s nothing like summer in the city
Someone in a rush next to someone lookin’ pretty
Excuse me, miss, I know it’s not funny
But your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money
Why you slummin’ in the city in your fancy heels?
You searchin’ for an urchin who can give you ideals?

ANGELICA: Burr, you disgust me

BURR:
Ahh, so you’ve discussed me
I’m a trust fund, baby, you can trust me

ANGELICA:
I’ve been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine
So men say that I’m intense or I’m insane
You want a revolution? I want a revelation
So listen to my declaration:

ALL SISTERS:
"We hold these truths to be self-evident
That all men are created equal"

ANGELICA and (COMPANY):
And when I meet Thomas Jefferson (unh!)
I’mma compel him to include women in the sequel

WOMEN: Work!

ELIZA:
Look around, look around at how
Lucky we are to be alive right now
ELIZA, PEGGY:
Look around, look around at how
Lucky we are to be alive right now
ALL SISTERS:
History is happening in Manhattan and we
Just happen to be in the greatest city in the world

SISTERS & COMPANY: In the greatest city in the world!

ANGELICA (ELIZA, PEGGY) ((MEN)):
Cause I’ve been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine
(look around, look around)((hey, hey, hey, hey))
So men say that I’m intense or I’m insane
(the revolution’s happening in)((hey, hey, hey, hey))
ANGELICA (ELIZA, PEGGY) ((WOMEN)):
(New York) You want a revolution? ((look around, look around))
I want a revelation (In New York, woah)
So listen to my declaration ((the revolution’s happening))

ALL SISTERS (WOMEN) ((MEN)):
We hold these truths to be self evident
(look around, look around) (hey, hey)
That all men are created equal
(at how lucky we are to be alive right now) (hey, hey)

ALL SISTERS & COMPANY:
Look around, look around
At how lucky we are to be alive right now
History is happening in Manhattan
And we just happen to be
WOMEN (MEN): In the greatest city in the world (in the greatest city)
COMPANY: In the greatest city in the world!

COMPANY: Work, work
ANGELICA: Angelica!
COMPANY: Work, work
ELIZA: Eliza!
PEGGY: And Peggy!
COMPANY: Work, work
ALL SISTERS: The Schuyler sisters
COMPANY: Work, work

ALL SISTERS (COMPANY):
We’re looking for a mind at work (work, work)
Hey (work, work)
ANGELICA (COMPANY):
Woah-ah! (work, work)
ELIZA & PEGGY (COMPANY):
Hey (work, work)
In the greatest city

ALL SISTERS:
In the greatest city
In the world!

COMPANY: In the greatest city in the world!
 ~~~
#6 Farmer Refuted

SEABURY:
Hear ye, hear ye! My name is Samuel Seabury, and I present 
"Free thoughts on the proceedings of the Continental Congress!“
Heed not the rabble who scream revolution
They have not your interest at heart

MULLIGAN: Oh my god. Tear this dude apart

SEABURY:
Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution
Don’t let them lead you astray
This congress does not speak for me

BURR: Let him be

SEABURY:
They’re playing a dangerous game
I pray the king shows you his mercy
For shame, for shame!

HAMILTON: Yo!

SEABURY:
Heed not the rabble who
HAMILTON:
He’d have you all unravel at the sound of screams
SEABURY:
Scream—

HAMILTON:
But the revolution
SEABURY:
Revolution—
HAMILTON:
Is comin'
SEABURY:
They have not your interests
HAMILTON:
The have-nots are gonna win this

SEABURY:
At heart—
HAMILTON:
It’s hard to listen to you with a straight face

SEABURY:
Chaos and—
HAMILTON:
Chaos and bloodshed
SEABURY:
Bloodshed are not—
HAMILTON:
Already haunt us

SEABURY:
A solution—
HAMILTON:
Honestly, you shouldn’t even talk—
SEABURY:
Don’t let them lead you astray—
HAMILTON:
And what about Boston?
Look at the cost and all that we’ve lost
And you talk about Congress?
SEABURY:
This Congress does not speak for me

HAMILTON:
My dog speaks more eloquently than thee

SEABURY:
You’re playing a dangerous game

HAMILTON:
But strangely, your mange is the same!

SEABURY:
I pray the king shows you his mercy

HAMILTON: Is he in Jersey?

SEABURY: For shame—

HAMILTON: For the Revolution!

SEABURY: For shame!

COMPANY: For the Revolution!

SEABURY: Heed—

HAMILTON:
If you repeat yourself again I’m gonna
SEABURY & HAMILTON:
Scream—

HAMILTON:
Honestly, look at me, please don’t read!

SEABURY: Not your interest—

HAMILTON and (COMPANY):
Don’t modulate the key then not debate with me (laughter)
Why should a tiny island across the sea
Regulate the price of tea?

BURR: Alexander, please!

HAMILTON:
Burr, I’d rather be divisive than indecisive
Drop the niceties

ENSEMBLE:
Silence! A message from the King!
A message from the King!
FULL COMPANY:
A message from the King!
 ~~~
#7 You’ll Be Back 
You say the price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay
You cry in your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you’re making me mad
Remember despite our estrangement, I’m your man

You’ll be back
Soon you’ll see
You’ll remember you belong to me
You’ll be back
Time will tell
You’ll remember that I served you well

Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove,
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love

Da dada da da
Da dadada dayada
Dada da da dayada

Da dada da da
Da dadada dayada
Dada da da da

You say our love is draining and you can’t go on
You’ll be the one complaining when I am gone

And, no, don’t change the subject
'Cause you’re my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

You’ll be back
Like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love
For your praise
And I’ll love you till my dying days

When you’re gone, I’ll go mad
So don’t throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

Da dada da da
Da dadada dayada
Dada da da dayada

Da dada da da
Da dadada dayada
Dada da

Everybody!

Da dada da da
Da dadada dayada
Dada da da dayada

Da dada da da
Da dadada dayada
Dadada da da dayada

~~~
#8 Right Hand Man

[COMPANY]
British Admiral Howe’s got troops on the water
Thirty-two thousand troops in New York harbor

[ENSEMBLE 1]
Thirty-two thousand troops in                     [ENSEMBLE 2]
New York harbor                                       Thirty-two thousand troops in
.                                                              New York harbor

When they surround our troops!
They surround our troops!
When they surround our troops!                  They surround our troops!
.                                                              They surround our troops!

[HAMILTON]
As a kid in the Caribbean I wished for a war
I knew that I was poor
I knew it was the only way to—

[HAMILTON/BURR/MULLIGAN/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE]
Rise up!

[HAMILTON]
If they tell my story
I am either gonna die on the battlefield in glory or—

[HAMILTON/BURR/MULLIGAN/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE]
Rise up!

[HAMILTON]
We will fight for this land
But there’s only one man
Who can give us a command so we can—

[HAMILTON/BURR/MULLIGAN/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE]
Rise up!

[HAMILTON]
Understand? It’s the only way to—

[HAMILTON/BURR/MULLIGAN/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE]
Rise up! Rise up!

[HAMILTON]
Here he comes!

[ENSEMBLE]
Here comes the General!

[BURR]
Ladies and gentlemen!

[ENSEMBLE]
Here comes the General!

[BURR]
The moment you’ve been waiting for!

[ENSEMBLE]
Here comes the General!

[BURR]
The pride of Mount Vernon!

[ENSEMBLE]
Here comes the General!

[BURR]
George Washington!

[WASHINGTON]
We are outgunned                             ENSEMBLE:
Outmanned                                       What?              
Outnumbered
Outplanned                                       What?
.                                                      Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck!

We gotta make an all out stand
Ayo, I’m gonna need a 
right-hand man.      
.                                                     Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck!

[WASHINGTON]
Check it—
Can I be real a second?
For just a millisecond?
Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second?
Now I’m the model of a modern major general
The venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all
Lining up, to put me up on a pedestal
Writin’ letters to relatives
Embellishin’ my elegance and eloquence
But the elephant is in the room
The truth is in ya face when ya hear the British cannons go…

[ENSEMBLE]
Boom!

[WASHINGTON]
Any hope of success is fleeting
How can I keep leading when the people I’m
Leading keep retreating?
We put a stop to the bleeding as the British take Brooklyn
Knight takes rook, but look

[WASHINGTON]
We are outgunned                       [ENSEMBLE]
Outmanned                                 What?
Outnumbered
Outplanned                                 What?
.                                                Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck!
We gotta make an all out stand
Ayo, I’m gonna need a 
right-hand man
.                                                Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck!
Incoming!      

[HAMILTON]
They’re battering down the Battery check the damages

[MULLIGAN]
Rah!

[HAMILTON]
We gotta stop ‘em and rob ‘em of their advantages

[MULLIGAN]
Rah!

[HAMILTON]
Let’s take a stand with the stamina God has granted us
Hamilton won’t abandon ship
Yo, let’s steal their cannons—

[MULLIGAN]                                            [COMPANY]
Shh-boom!                                              Boom!      

[WASHINGTON]
Goes the cannon, watch the blood and the shit spray and…

[COMPANY]
Boom!

[WASHINGTON]
Goes the cannon, we’re abandonin’ Kips Bay and…

[COMPANY]
Boom!

[WASHINGTON]
There’s another ship and…

[COMPANY]
Boom!

[WASHINGTON]
We just lost the southern tip and…

[COMPANY]
Boom!

[WASHINGTON]
We gotta run to Harlem quick, we can’t afford another slip
Guns and horses giddyup
I decide to divvy up
My forces, they’re skittish as the British cut the city up
This close to giving up, facing mad scrutiny
I scream in the face of this mass mutiny:
Are these the men with which I am to defend America?
We ride at midnight, Manhattan in the distance
I cannot be everywhere at once, people
I’m in dire need of assistance…

[BURR]
Your excellency, sir!

[WASHINGTON]
Who are you?

[BURR]
Aaron Burr, Sir?
Permission to state my case?

[WASHINGTON]
As you were

[BURR]
Sir
I was a captain under General Montgomery
Until he caught a bullet in the neck in Quebec
And well, in summary
I think that I could be of some assistance
I admire how you keep firing on the British
From a distance

[WASHINGTON]
Huh

[BURR]
I have some questions, a couple of suggestions 
on how to fight instead of fleeing west

[WASHINGTON]
Yes?

[BURR]
Well—

[HAMILTON]
Your excellency, you wanted to see me?

[WASHINGTON]
Hamilton, come in, have you met Burr?

[HAMILTON]
Yes, sir

[HAMILTON AND BURR]
We keep meeting

[BURR]
As I was saying, sir, I look forward to seeing your strategy play out

[WASHINGTON]
Burr?

[BURR]
Sir?

[WASHINGTON]
Close the door on your way out

[HAMILTON]
Have I done something wrong, sir?

[WASHINGTON]
On the contrary
I called you here because our odds are beyond scary
Your reputation precedes you, but I have to laugh

[HAMILTON]
Sir?

[WASHINGTON]
Hamilton, how come no one can get you on their staff?

[HAMILTON]
Sir!

[WASHINGTON]
Don’t get me wrong, you’re a young man, of great renown
I know you stole British cannons when we were still downtown
Nathanael Greene and Henry Knox wanted to hire you…

[HAMILTON]
To be their Secretary? I don’t think so

[WASHINGTON]
Why’re you upset?

[HAMILTON]
I’m not—

[WASHINGTON]
It’s alright, you want to fight, you’ve got a hunger
I was just like you when I was younger
Head full of fantasies of dyin’ like a martyr?

[HAMILTON]
Yes

[WASHINGTON]
Dying is easy, young man. Living is harder

[HAMILTON]
Why are you telling me this?

[WASHINGTON]
I’m being honest
I’m working with a third of what our Congress has promised
We are a powder keg about to explode
I need someone like you to lighten the load. So?

[COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON)]
I am not throwin’ away my shot!
I am not throwin’ away my shot!
Ayo, I’m just like my country, I’m young
Scrappy and hungry!

[HAMILTON]
I am not throwing away my shot!

[WASHINGTON]
Son

[WASHINGON AND COMPANY]
We are outgunned, outmanned!

[HAMILTON]
You need all the help you can get
I have some friends. Laurens, Mulligan
Marquis de Lafayette, okay, what else?

[WASHINGTON AND COMPANY]
Outnumbered, outplanned!

[HAMILTON]
We’ll need some spies on the inside
Some King’s men who might let some things slide

[HAMILTON]               [COMPANY]    [ELIZA/ANGELICA/PEGGY]
I’ll write to Congress     Boom!
and tell ‘em we need                        Whoa, whoa, whoa…
supplies, you rally
the guys, master the
element of surprise                           Whoa, whoa, whoa…

Chicka-boom!
I’ll rise above my
station, organize
your information, ‘til
we rise to the occasion                    Whoa, whoa, whoa…
of our new nation. Sir!

.                                 [ENSEMBLE]                                   [LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN]
.                                 Here comes the General!                  What?

[HAMILTON]
Rise up!

[ENSEMBLE]     [LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN]
Here comes     What?
the General!


[HAMILTON]        [SCHUYLER SISTERS]
Rise up!               Rise up!

[ENSEMBLE]
Here comes the General!

[HAMILTON]               
Rise up!

[FULL COMPANY]
Here comes the General!

[HAMILTON]
What?

[WASHINGTON]
And his right hand man!

[FULL COMPANY]
Boom!
 ~~~
#9 A Winter’s Ball
BURR: How does the bastard, orphan, son of a whore Go on and on Grow into more of a phenomenon? Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother Be seated at the right hand of the father Washington hires Hamilton right on sight But Hamilton still wants to fight, not write Now Hamilton’s skill with a quill is undeniable But what do we have in common? We’re Reliable with the
ALL MEN: Ladies!
BURR: There are so many to deflower!
ALL MEN: Ladies!
BURR: Looks! Proximity to power
ALL MEN: Ladies!
BURR: They delighted and distracted him Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him!
HAMILTON: That’s true
FULL COMPANY: 1780
BURR: A winter’s ball And the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all Yo, if you can marry a sister, you’re rich, son
HAMILTON: Is it a question of if, Burr, or which one?
BOTH: Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
~~~   #10 Helpless 
[HAMILTON/BURR/LAURENS]
Hey
Hey
Hey hey

[HAMILTON/BURR/LAURENS/ALL WOMEN (EXCEPT ELIZA)]
Hey hey hey hey

[ELIZA]                                                    [ALL WOMEN]
Ohh, I do I do I do I                                  Hey hey hey hey
Dooo! Hey!                                               Hey hey hey hey
Ohh, I do I do I do I                                  Hey hey hey hey
Dooo! Boy you got me                               Hey hey hey

[ELIZA AND WOMEN]
Helpless!
Look into your eyes, and the sky’s the limit I’m helpless!
Down for the count, and I’m drownin’ in ‘em

[ELIZA]
I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight
We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night
Laughin’ at my sister as she’s dazzling the room
Then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!”
Tryin’ to catch your eye from the side of the ballroom
Everybody’s dancin’ and the band’s top volume

[ELIZA AND WOMEN]
Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine

[ELIZA]
Grab my sister, and
Whisper, “Yo, this
One’s mine.”                                              [ALL WOMEN]                 
.                                                               Oooh
My sister made her way across
the room to you                                         Oooh
And I got nervous, 
thinking “What’s she gonna do?”                  Oooh
She grabbed you by the arm,
I’m thinkin’ “I’m through”                            Oooh
Then you look back at me 
and suddenly I’m Helpless!                           Helpless!

Oh, look at those eyes                               Look into your eyes
.                                                             And the sky’s the limit
Oh!                                                         I’m
Yeah, I’m                                                 Helpless!
Helpless, I know                                        Down for the count
.                                                             And I’m drownin’ in ‘em                     
.
.                                                             I’m helpless!

I’m so into you                                          Look into your eyes
I am so into you                                        And the sky’s the limit I’m helpless!


I know I’m down for the count                    Down for the count
And I’m drownin’ in ‘em.                             And I’m drownin’ in ‘em.

[HAMILTON]
Where are you taking me?

[ANGELICA]
I’m about to change your life

[HAMILTON]
Then by all means, lead the way

[ELIZA]
Elizabeth Schuyler. It’s a pleasure to meet you

[HAMILTON]
Schuyler?

[ANGELICA]
My sister

[ELIZA]
Thank you for all your service

[HAMILTON]
If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it

[ANGELICA]
I’ll leave you to it

[ELIZA AND WOMEN]
One week later

[ELIZA]
I’m writin’ a letter nightly
Now my life gets better, every letter that you write me
Laughin’ at my sister, cuz she wants to form a harem

[ANGELICA]
I’m just sayin’, if you really loved me, you would share him

[ELIZA]
Ha!
Two weeks later                                        [ALL WOMEN]
In the living room stressin’                           Stressin’
My father’s stone-faced
While you’re asking for his blessin’                 Blessin’
I’m dying inside, as
You wine
And dine
And I’m tryin’ not to cry
‘cause there’s nothing 
that your mind can’t do                              Oooh
My father makes his way across the room
To you
I panic for a second, thinking
“we’re through”                                        Oooh
But then he shakes your hand and says
“Be true”                                                   Oooh
And you turn back to me, smiling, and I’m
Helpless!                                                  Helpless!
.                                                            Look into your eyes
.                                                            And the sky’s the
.                                                            Limit I’m
Helpless!                                                 Helpless!
Hoo!                                                       Down for the count
.                                                            And I’m drownin’ in
.                                                            ‘em I’m
.                                                            Helpless!
That boy is mine
That boy is mine!                                    Look into your eyes
.                                                           And the sky’s the
.                                                           Limit I’m
Helpless! Helpless!                                   Helpless!                 
Down for the count                                Down for the count
And I’m drownin’ in em                            And I’m drownin’ in em
.
[HAMILTON]
Eliza, I don’t have a dollar to my name
An acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame
All I have’s my honor, a tolerance for Paine
A couple of college credits and my top-notch brain
Insane, your family brings out a different side of me
Peggy confides in me, Angelica tried to take a bite of me
No stress, my love for you is never in doubt
We’ll get a little place in Harlem and we’ll figure it out
I’ve been livin’ without a family since I was a child
My father left, my mother died, I grew up buckwild
But I’ll never forget my mother’s face, that was real
And long as I’m alive, Eliza, swear to God
You’ll never feel so…

.                                                                           [ALL WOMEN] 
.                                   [ELIZA]                              Helpless!
[HAMILTON]                  I do I do I do I do!
Eliza…
.                                                                           Helpless!
.                                    I do I do I do I do!
I’ve never felt so—
.                                                                           Helpless!
.                                  Hey, yeah, yeah!
.                                                                           Down for the count
.                                 I’m down for the count         And I’m drownin’ in ‘em
.                                 I’m—
My life is gon’
be fine cuz                                                            Helpless!
Eliza’s in it.
.                                   I look into your eyes,
.                                  and the sky’s the limit
.                                   I’m
.                                                                          Helpless!
.                                                                          Down for the count
.                             …drownin’ in ‘em.                    And I’m drownin’ in ‘em.

(Wedding march plays)

[ALL WOMEN]
In New York, you can be a new man…
In New York, you can be a new man…
In New York, you can be a new man…

[ELIZA]
Helpless

~~~
#11 Satisfied
LAURENS: Alright, alright. That’s what I’m talkin’ about! Now everyone give it up for the maid of honor, Angelica Schuyler! ANGELICA: A toast to the groom! ALL MEN: . To the groom! . To the groom! ALL WOMEN: . To the groom! To the groom! To the bride! . To the bride! . To the bride! . To the bride! . To the bride! From your sister, . Angelica! . Angelica! ELIZA AND WOMEN: . Angelica! Angelica! Who is always by your side. . By your side! By your side! To your union, To the union! To the union! . To the revolution! To the revolution! and the hope that you provide. . You provide! You provide! . You provide! May you always… . HAMILTON AND MEN . Always– Always– be satisfied. . Rewind– Rewind– ANGELICA: I remember that night, I just might regret that night for the rest of my days. I remember those soldier boys tripping over themselves to win our praise. I remember that dreamlike candlelight like a dream that you can’t quite place, but Alexander, I’ll never forget the first time I saw your face. I have never been the same, Intelligent eyes in a hunger-pang frame, And when you said “Hi,” I forgot my dang name, set my heart aflame, ev’ry part aflame, FULL COMPANY: This is not a game… HAMILTON: You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied. ANGELICA: I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. You forget yourself. HAMILTON: You’re like me. I’m never satisfied. ANGELICA: Is that right? HAMILTON: I have never been satisfied. ANGELICA: My name is Angelica Schuyler. HAMILTON: Alexander Hamilton. ANGELICA: Where’s your fam’ly from? HAMILTON: Unimportant. There’s a million things I haven’t done but just you wait, just you wait… ANGELICA: So so so— so this is what it feels like to match wits with someone at your level! What the hell is the catch? It’s the feeling of freedom, of seein’ the light, it’s Ben Franklin with a key and a kite! You see it, right? The conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three minutes, ev’rything we said in total agreement, it’s a dream and it’s a bit of a dance, a bit of a posture, it’s a bit of a stance. He’s a bit of a flirt, but I’m ‘a give it a chance. I asked about his fam’ly, did you see his answer? His hands started fidgeting, he looked askance? He’s penniless, he’s flying by the seat of his pants. Handsome, boy, does he know it! Peach fuzz, and he can’t even grow it! I wanna take him far away from this place, then I turn and see my sister’s face and she is… ELIZA Helpless… ANGELICA And I know she is… ELIZA Helpless… ANGELICA And her eyes are just… ELIZA Helpless… ANGELICA And I realize ANGELICA AND COMPANY Three fundamental truths at the exact same time… HAMILTON Where are you taking me? ANGELICA I’m about to change your life. HAMILTON Then by all means, lead the way. COMPANY (EXCEPT ANGELICA) Number one! ANGELICA I’m a girl in a world in which my only job is to marry rich. My father has no sons so I’m the one who has to social climb for one, so I’m the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in New York City is insidious, Alexander is penniless, Ha! That doesn’t mean I want him any less. ELIZA Elizabeth Schuyler. It’s a pleasure to meet you. HAMILTON Schuyler? ANGELICA My sister. COMPANY Number two! ANGELICA He’s after me cuz I’m a Schuyler sister. That elevates his status, I’d have to be naïve to set that aside, maybe that is why I introduce him to Eliza, now that’s his bride. Nice going, Angelica, he was right, You will never be satisfied. ELIZA Thank you for all your service. HAMILTON If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it. ANGELICA I’ll leave you to it. COMPANY Number three! ANGELICA I know my sister like I know my own mind, you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind. If I tell her that I love him she’d be silently resigned, he’d be mine. She would say, “I’m fine” ANGELICA AND COMPANY She’d be lying. ANGELICA But when I fantasize at night it’s Alexander’s eyes, as I romanticize what might have been if I hadn’t sized him up so quickly. At least my dear Eliza’s his wife; at least I keep his eyes in my life… ANGELICA AND ALL MEN (EXCEPT HAMILTON) To the groom! To the groom! To the groom! ANGELICA: To the bride! ALL WOMEN (EXCEPT ELIZA) To the bride! To the bride! To the bride! ANGELICA From your sister, ELIZA ANDWOMEN Angelica! Angelica! ANGELICA who is always by your side. WOMEN: By your side. By your side. ANGELICA To your union,
To the union! To the union! To the revolution! To the revolution! and the hope that you provide. You provide! You provide! You provide! May you always HAMILTON AND MEN Always– Always- be satisfied. Be satisfied, be satisfied. be satisfied, And I know MEN Be satisfied. WOMEN Be satisfied. Be satisfied. Be satisfied. She’ll be happy as Be satisfied. Be satisfied. Be satisfied. his bride. And I know Be satisfied. Be satisfied. Be satisfied. Be satisfied. Be satisfied. Be satisfied. ANGELICA He will never be satisfied. I will never be satisfied.
~~~
#12 The Story of Tonight (Reprise)
LAURENS I may not live to see our glory!
MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE I may not live to see our glory!
LAURENS But I’ve seen wonders great and small.
MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE I’ve seen wonders great and small.
LAURENS Cuz if the tomcat can get married,
MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE If Alexander can get married-
LAURENS There’s hope for our ass, after all!
LAFAYETTE Raise a glass to freedom.
LAURENS/MULLIGAN Hey! Something you will never see again!
MULLIGAN No matter what she tells you.
LAFAYETTE Let’s have another round tonight!
LAURENS Raise a glass to the four of us!
LAFAYETTE/HAMILTON Ho!
MULLIGAN To the newly not poor of us!
LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/HAMILTON Woo!
LAFAYETTE We’ll tell the story of tonight.
LAURENS Let’s have another round-
HAMILTON Well, if it isn’t Aaron Burr.
BURR Sir!
HAMILTON I didn’t think you would make it.
BURR To be sure.
MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE Burr!
BURR I came to say congratulations.
MULLIGAN Spit a verse, Burr!
BURR I see the whole gang is here.
LAFAYETTE You are the worst, Burr!
HAMILTON Ignore them. Congrats to you, Lieutenant Colonel. I wish I had your command instead of manning George’s journal.
BURR No, you don’t.
HAMILTON Yes, I do.
BURR Now, be sensible. From what I hear, you’ve made yourself indispensable.
LAURENS Well, well, I heard You’ve got a special someone on the side, Burr.
HAMILTON Is that so?
LAURENS What are you tryin’ to hide, Burr?
BURR I should go.
HAMILTON No, these guys should go.
LAFAYETTE What?
LAURENS No!
HAMILTON Leave us alone.
MULLIGAN Man…
HAMILTON It’s alright, Burr. I wish you’d brought this girl with you tonight, Burr.
BURR You’re very kind, but I’m afraid it’s unlawful, sir.
HAMILTON What do you mean?
BURR She’s married.
HAMILTON I see.
BURR She’s married to a British officer.
HAMILTON Oh shit…
BURR Congrats again, Alexander. Smile more. I’ll see you on the other side of the war.
HAMILTON I will never understand you. If you love this woman, go get her! What are you waiting for?
BURR I’ll see you on the other side of the war.
HAMILTON I’ll see you on the other side of the war.
~~~
#13 Wait for It
BURR Theodosia writes me a letter ev'ry day. I’m keeping her bed warm while her husband is away. He’s on the British side of Georgia. He’s tryin’ to keep the colonies in line. He can keep all of Georgia. Theodosia, she’s mine.
Love doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes and we keep loving anyway.
We laugh and we cry and we break and we make our mistakes. And if there’s a reason I’m by her side when so many have tried then I’m willing to wait for it. I’m willing to wait for it.
My grandfather was a fire and brimstone preacher,
MEN (interjected) Preacher Preacher Preacher
BURR But there are things that the homilies and hymns won’t teach ya.
MEN (interjected) Teach ya Teach ya Teach ya
BURR My mother was a genius
WOMEN (interjected) Genius
BURR My father commanded respect.
MEN (interjected) Respect Respect
BURR When they died they left no instructions. Just a legacy to protect.
BURR/ENSEMBLE Death doesn’t discriminate Between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes and we keep living anyway. We rise and we fall and we break and we make our mistakes. And if there’s a reason I’m still alive when everyone who loves me has died I’m willing to wait for it. I’m willing to wait for it. Wait for it.
ENSEMBLE Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it
BURR I am the one thing in life I can control
ENSEMBLE Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it
BURR I am inimitable I am an original
ENSEMBLE Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it
BURR I’m not falling behind or running late
ENSEMBLE Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it
BURR I’m not standing still, I am lying in wait
ENSEMBLE Wait Wait Wait
BURR Hamilton faces an endless uphill climb
ENSEMBLE Climb Climb Climb
BURR He has something to prove He has nothing to lose
ENSEMBLE Lose Lose Lose Lose
BURR Hamilton’s pace is relentless he wastes no time
ENSEMBLE Time Time Time
BURR What is it like in his shoes? Hamilton doesn’t hesitate. He exhibits no restraint. He takes and he takes and he takes and he keeps winning anyway. He changes the game. He plays and he raises the stakes. And if there’s a reason he seems to thrive when so few survive, then God dammit
I’m willing to wait for it.
I’m willing to wait for it… Life doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints it takes and it takes and it takes We rise.
We fall And if there’s a reason I’m still alive When so many others have died, then I’m willin’ to-
COMPANY (at the same time) I’m willing to wait for it. Wait for it Wait for… I’m willing to-
Life doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints it takes and it takes and it takes and we keep living anyway, we rise and we fall and we break and we make our mistakes and if there’s a reason I’m still alive when so many have died, then I’m willing’ to-
BURR Wait for it…
WOMEN Wait for it…
MEN Wait for it…
BURR Wait for it…
WOMEN Wait for it…
MEN Wait for it…
WOMEN Wait for it…
MEN Wait for it…
WOMEN Wait for it…
MEN Wait for it…
WOMEN Wait for it…
MEN Wait…
~~~
#14 Stay Alive
ELIZA: Stay alive…
ELIZA/ANGELICA/ENSEMBLE WOMEN: Stay alive…
HAMILTON: I have never seen the General so despondent I have taken over writing all his correspondence Congress writes, “George, attack the British forces.” I shoot back, we have resorted to eating our horses Local merchants deny us equipment, assistance They only take British money, so sing a song of sixpence
WASHINGTON: The cavalry’s not coming
HAMILTON: Sir!
WASHINGTON: Alex, listen. There’s only one way for us to win this Provoke outrage, outright
HAMILTON: That’s right
WASHINGTON: Don’t engage, strike by night Remain relentless ‘til their troops take flight
HAMILTON: Make it impossible to justify the cost of the fight
WASHINGTON: Outrun
HAMILTON: Outrun
WASHINGTON: Outlast
HAMILTON: Outlast
WASHINGTON: Hit ‘em quick, get out fast
HAMILTON: Chick-a-plao!
WASHINGTON: Stay alive ‘til this horror show is past We’re gonna fly a lot of flags half-mast
HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE: Raise a glass!
MULLIGAN: I go back to New York and my apprenticeship
LAFAYETTE: I ask for French aid, I pray that France has sent a ship
LAURENS: I stay at work with Hamilton We write essays against slavery And every day’s a test of our camaraderie And bravery
HAMILTON: We cut supply lines, we steal contraband We pick and choose our battles and places to take a stand And ev’ry day “Sir, entrust me with a command,” And ev’ry day
WASHINGTON: No
HAMILTON: He dismisses me out of hand
HAMILTON: ELIZA/ANGELICA: Instead of me Stay alive… He promotes LEE: Charles Lee Charles Lee. Makes him second-in-command:
LEE: I’m a General. Whee!!!!
HAMILTON: Yeah. He’s not the choice I would have gone with
HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE: He shits the bed at the Battle of Monmouth
WASHINGTON: Ev’ryone attack!
LEE: Retreat!
WASHINGTON: Attack!
LEE: Retreat!
WASHINGTON: What are you doing, Lee? Get back on your feet!
LEE: But there’s so many of them!
WASHINGTON: I’m sorry, is this not your speed?! Hamilton!
HAMILTON: Ready, sir!
WASHINGTON: Have Lafayette take the lead!
HAMILTON: Yes, sir!
LAURENS: A thousand soldiers die in a hundred degree heat
LAFAYETTE: As we snatch a stalemate from the jaws of defeat
HAMILTON: Charles Lee was left behind Without a pot to piss in He started sayin’ this to anybody who would listen:
LEE: Washington cannot be left alone to his devices Indecisive, from crisis to crisis The best thing he can do for the revolution Is turn n’ go back to plantin’ tobacco in Mount Vernon
COMPANY: Oo!!
WASHINGTON: Don’t do a thing. History will prove him wrong
HAMILTON: But, sir!
WASHINGTON: We have a war to fight, let’s move along
LAURENS: Strong words from Lee, someone oughta hold him to it
HAMILTON: I can’t disobey direct orders
LAURENS: Then I’ll do it Alexander, you’re the closest friend I’ve got
HAMILTON: Laurens, do not throw away your shot
~~~
#15 Ten Duel Commandments
MEN: One, two, three, four
FULL COMPANY: Five, six, seven, eight, nine…
BURR/HAMILTON/LAURENS/LEE: It’s the Ten Duel Commandments
FULL COMPANY: It’s the Ten Duel Commandments Number one!
LAURENS: The challenge: demand satisfaction If they apologize, no need for further action
COMPANY: Number two!
LAURENS: If they don’t, grab a friend, that’s your second
HAMILTON: Your lieutenant when there’s reckoning to be reckoned
COMPANY: Number three!
LEE: Have your seconds meet face to face
BURR: Negotiate a peace…
HAMILTON: Or negotiate a time and place
BURR: This is commonplace, ‘specially ‘tween recruits
COMPANY: Most disputes die, and no one shoots Number four!
LAURENS: If they don’t reach a peace, that’s alright Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site
HAMILTON: You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility
BURR: You have him turn around so he can have deniability
COMPANY: Five!
LEE: Duel before the sun is in the sky
COMPANY: Pick a place to die where it’s high and dry Number six!
HAMILTON: Leave a note for your next of kin Tell ‘em where you been. Pray that hell or heaven lets you in
COMPANY: Seven!
LEE: Confess your sins. Ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent
COMPANY: Number eight!
LAURENS/LEE/HAMILTON/BURR: Your last chance to negotiate Send in your seconds, see if they can set the record straight…
BURR: Alexander
HAMILTON: Aaron Burr, sir
BURR: Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?
HAMILTON: Sure But your man has to answer for his words, Burr
BURR: With his life? We both know that’s absurd, sir
HAMILTON: Hang on, how many men died because Lee was inexperienced and ruinous?
BURR: Okay, so we’re doin’ this
COMPANY: Number nine!
HAMILTON: Look ‘em in the eye, aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then count
MEN: One two three four
FULL COMPANY: Five six seven eight nine
HAMILTON/BURR: Number
COMPANY: Ten paces!
HAMILTON/BURR: Fire!
~~~
#16 Meet Me Inside
HAMILTON: Lee, do you yield?
BURR: You shot him in the side! Yes, he yields!
LAURENS: I’m satisfied
BURR: Yo, we gotta clear the field!
HAMILTON: Go! We won
COMPANY: Here comes the General!
BURR: This should be fun
WASHINGTON: What is the meaning of this? Mr. Burr, get a medic for the General
BURR: Yes, sir
WASHINGTON: Lee, you will never agree with me But believe me, these young men don’t speak for me Thank you for your service
BURR: Let’s ride!
WASHINGTON: Hamilton!
HAMILTON: Sir!
WASHINGTON: Meet me inside
COMPANY: Meet him inside! Meet him inside! Meet him inside, meet him, meet him inside!
WASHINGTON: Son—
HAMILTON: Don’t call me son
WASHINGTON: This war is hard enough Without infighting
HAMILTON: Lee called you out. We called his bluff
WASHINGTON: You solve nothing, you aggravate our allies to the south
HAMILTON: You’re absolutely right, John should have shot him in the mouth That would’ve shut him up
WASHINGTON: Son
HAMILTON: I’m notcha son
WASHINGTON: Watch your tone I am not a maiden in need of defending, I am grown
HAMILTON (OVERLAPPING): Charles Lee, Thomas Conway These men take your name and they rake it Through the mud
WASHINGTON: My name’s been through a lot, I can take it
HAMILTON: Well, I don’t have your name. I don’t have your titles I don’t have your land But, if you
WASHINGTON: No
HAMILTON: If you gave me command of a battalion, a group of men to lead, I could fly above my station after the war
WASHINGTON: Or you could die and we need you alive
HAMILTON: I’m more than willing to die
WASHINGTON: Your wife needs you alive, son, I need you alive
HAMILTON: Call me son one more time
WASHINGTON: Go home, Alexander That’s an order from your commander
HAMILTON: Sir
WASHINGTON: Go home
~~~
#17 That Would Be Enough
ELIZA: Look around, look around at how lucky we are To be alive right now Look around, look around…
HAMILTON: How long have you known?
ELIZA: A month or so
HAMILTON: Eliza, you should have told me
ELIZA: I wrote to the General a month ago
HAMILTON: No
ELIZA: I begged him to send you home
HAMILTON: You should have told me
ELIZA: I’m not sorry
ELIZA: I knew you’d fight HAMILTON: Until the war was won The war’s not Done.
But you deserve a chance to meet your son Look around, look around at how lucky we are To be alive right now.
HAMILTON: Will you relish being a poor man’s wife Unable to provide for your life?
ELIZA: I relish being your wife Look around, look around…
Look at where you are Look at where you started The fact that you’re alive is a miracle Just stay alive, that would be enough
And if this child Shares a fraction of your smile Or a fragment of your mind, look out world! That would be enough
I don’t pretend to know The challenges you’re facing The worlds you keep erasing and creating in your mind
But I’m not afraid I know who I married So long as you come home at the end of the day That would be enough
We don’t need a legacy We don’t need money If I could grant you peace of mind If you could let me inside your heart…
Oh, let me be a part of the narrative In the story they will write someday Let this moment be the first chapter: Where you decide to stay And I could be enough And we could be enough That would be enough
~~~
#18 Guns and Ships
BURR: How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower Somehow defeat a global superpower? How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire? Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher? Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon! An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in! He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!
COMPANY: Lafayette!
LAFAYETTE: I’m takin this horse by the reins makin’ Redcoats redder with bloodstains
COMPANY: Lafayette!
LAFAYETTE: And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em Drop and burn ‘em up and scatter their remains, I’m
COMPANY: Lafayette!
LAFAYETTE: Watch me engagin’ em! Escapin’ em! Enragin’ em! I’m—
COMPANY: Lafayette!
LAFAYETTE: I go to France for more funds
COMPANY: Lafayette!
LAFAYETTE: I come back with more
LAFAYETTE AND ENSEMBLE: Guns And ships And so the balance shifts
WASHINGTON: We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts
LAFAYETTE: We can end this war at Yorktown, cut them off at sea, but For this to succeed, there is someone else we need:
WASHINGTON: I know
WASHINGTON AND COMPANY: Hamilton!
LAFAYETTE: Sir, he knows what to do in a trench Ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean—
WASHINGTON AND COMPANY: Hamilton!
LAFAYETTE: Sir, you’re gonna have to use him eventually What’s he gonna do on the bench? I mean—
WASHINGTON AND COMPANY: Hamilton!
LAFAYETTE: No one has more resilience Or matches my practical tactical brilliance—
WASHINGTON AND COMPANY: Hamilton!
LAFAYETTE: You wanna fight for your land back?
COMPANY: Hamilton!
WASHINGTON: I need my right hand man back!
WOMEN: Hamilton!
LAFAYETTE: MEN: Ah! Uh, get ya right hand man back Get your right hand man back! You know you gotta get ya right hand man back Your right hand man back!
I mean you gotta put Hamilton! some thought into the letter Ha— but the sooner the better Ha— To get your right hand man back!
WOMEN, MEN: Hamilton, Hamilton! Ha— ha—!
WASHINGTON: Alexander Hamilton Troops are waiting in the field for you If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide Oh, Alexander Hamilton I have soldiers that will yield for you If we manage to get this right They’ll surrender by early light The world will never be the same, Alexander…
~~~
#19 History Has Its Eyes On You WASHINGTON: I was younger than you are now When I was given my first command I led my men straight into a massacre I witnessed their deaths firsthand I made every mistake I felt the shame rise in me And even now I lie awake
WASHINGTON: LAURENS/MULLIGAN: Knowing history has its eyes on me Whoa… . Whoa… . Whoa… . Yeah
HAMILTON/WASHINGTON: COMPANY: History has its eyes on me. Whoa… . Whoa… . Whoa… . Yeah
WASHINGTON: Let me tell you what I wish I’d known When I was young and dreamed of glory: You have no control:
WASHINGTON AND COMPANY: Who lives, who dies, who tells your story
WASHINGTON: I know that we can win I know that greatness lies in you But remember from here on in
WASHINGTON/HAMILTON AND MEN: History has its ENSEMBLE: Eyes on you. Whoa… . Whoa… . Whoa…
FULL COMPANY: History has its eyes on you
~~~
#20 Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)
COMPANY: The battle of Yorktown. 1781
LAFAYETTE: Monsieur Hamilton
HAMILTON: Monsieur Lafayette
LAFAYETTE: In command where you belong
HAMILTON: How you say, no sweat We’re finally on the field. We’ve had quite a run
LAFAYETTE: Immigrants:
HAMILTON/LAFAYETTE: We get the job done
HAMILTON: So what happens if we win?
LAFAYETTE: I go back to France I bring freedom to my people if I’m given the chance
HAMILTON: We’ll be with you when you do
LAFAYETTE: Go lead your men
HAMILTON: See you on the other side
LAFAYETTE: ‘Til we meet again, let’s go!
ENSEMBLE: I am not throwin’ away my shot! I am not throwin’ away my shot! Hey yo, I’m just like my country, I’m young Scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwin’ away my shot! I am not throwin’ away my shot!
HAMILTON: ‘Til the world turns upside down…
ENSEMBLE: ‘Til the world turns upside down!
HAMILTON: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory This is where it gets me: on my feet The enemy ahead of me If this is the end of me, at least I have a friend with me Weapon in my hand, a command, and my men with me Then I remember my Eliza’s expecting me… Not only that, my Eliza’s expecting We gotta go, gotta get the job done Gotta start a new nation, gotta meet my son! Take the bullets out your gun!
ENSEMBLE: What?
HAMILTON: The bullets out your gun!
ENSEMBLE: What?
HAMILTON: We move under cover and we move as one Through the night, we have one shot to live another day We cannot let a stray gunshot give us away We will fight up close, seize the moment and stay in it It’s either that or meet the business end of a bayonet The code word is ‘Rochambeau,’ dig me?
ENSEMBLE: Rochambeau!
HAMILTON: You have your orders now, go, man, go! And so the American experiment begins With my friends all scattered to the winds Laurens is in South Carolina, redefining brav’ry
HAMILTON/LAURENS: We’ll never be free until we end slavery!
HAMILTON: When we finally drive the British away Lafayette is there waiting—
HAMILTON/LAFAYETTE: In Chesapeake Bay!
HAMILTON: How did we know that this plan would work? We had a spy on the inside. That’s right
HAMILTON/COMPANY: Hercules Mulligan!
MULLIGAN: A tailor spyin’ on the British government! I take their measurements, information and then I smuggle it
COMPANY: Up
MULLIGAN: To my brother’s revolutionary covenant I’m runnin’ with the Sons of Liberty and I am lovin’ it! See, that’s what happens when you up against the ruffians We in the shit now, somebody gotta shovel it! Hercules Mulligan, I need no introduction When you knock me down I get the fuck back up again!
COMPANY: Left! Right! Hold! Go! What! What! What!
HAMILTON: After a week of fighting, a young man in a red coat stands on a parapet
LAFAYETTE: We lower our guns as he frantically waves a white handkerchief
MULLIGAN: And just like that, it’s over. We tend to our wounded, we count our dead
LAURENS: Black and white soldiers wonder alike if this really means freedom
WASHINGTON: Not. Yet
HAMILTON: We negotiate the terms of surrender I see George Washington smile We escort their men out of Yorktown They stagger home single file Tens of thousands of people flood the streets There are screams and church bells ringing And as our fallen foes retreat I hear the drinking song they’re singing…
ALL MEN: The world turned upside down
FULL COMPANY: The world turned upside down The world turned upside down The world turned upside down Down Down, down, down
LAFAYETTE: Freedom for America, freedom for France!
COMPANY: Down, down, down
HAMILTON: Gotta start a new nation Gotta meet my son
COMPANY: Down, down, down
MULLIGAN: We won!
LAFAYETTE: We won!
MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE/LAURENS: We won!
MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE/LAURENS/HAMILTON/WASHINGTON: We won!
COMPANY: The world turned upside down!
~~~
#21 What Comes Next
They say, The price of my war is not a price that they are willing to pay Insane You cheat with the French Now I am fighting with France and with Spain I am so blue I thought that we made an arrangement when you went away You were mine to subdue Well, even despite our estrangement I got a small query for yooouu What comes next? You’ve been freed Do you know how hard it is to lead? You’re on your own Awesome…wow Do you have a clue what happens now? Oceans rise Empires fall It’s much harder when it’s all your call All alone Across the sea When your people say they hate you Don’t come crawling back to me Da da da da da Da da da da daye da Da da da da daye da You’re on your own…
~~~
#22 Dear Theodosia
[Burr] Dear Theodosia what to say to you You have my eyes You have your mother’s name When you came into the world you cried and it broke my heart
I’m dedicating everyday to you Domestic life was never quite my style When you smile, you knock me out I fall apart and I thought I was so smart
You will come of age with our young nation We’ll bleed and fight for you We’ll make it right for you If we lay a strong enough foundation We’ll pass it on to you We’ll give the world to you and you’ll blow us all away Someday x2 Yeah you’ll blow us all away Someday x2
[Hamilton] Oh, Phillip when you smile I am undone, my son Look at my son Pride is not the word I’m looking for There is so much more inside me now
Oh, Phillip you outshine the morning sun, my son When you smile, I fall apart and I thought I was so smart
My father wasn’t around
[Burr] My father wasn’t around
[Hamilton] I swear that
[Both] I’ll be around for you
[Hamilton] I’ll do whatever it takes
[Burr] I’ll make a million mistakes
[Both] I’ll make the world safe and sound for you
You’ll come of age with our young nation We’ll bleed and fight for you We’ll make it right for you If we lay a strong enough foundation We’ll pass it on to you We’ll give the world to you and you’ll blow us all away Someday x2 Yeah, you’ll blow us all away Someday, someday
~~~
#23 Non-stop
BURR: After the war I went back to New York
HAMILTON: A-After the war I went back to New York
BURR: I finished up my studies and I practiced law
HAMILTON: I practiced law, Burr worked next door
BURR: Even though we started at the very same time Alexander Hamilton began to climb How to account for his rise to the top? Maaaaan, the man is ENSEMBLE: Non-stop! Non-stop!
HAMILTON: Gentlemen of the jury, I’m curious, bear with me Are you aware that we’re making hist’ry? This is the first murder trial of our brand-new nation
HAMILTON: The liberty behind Deliberation— ENSEMBLE: . Non-stop!
HAMILTON: I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt With my assistant counsel
BURR: Co-counsel Hamilton, sit down Our client Levi Weeks is innocent. Call your first witness That’s all you had to say!
HAMILTON: Okay! One more thing—
BURR: Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? Soon that attitude may be your doom!
ENSEMBLE: Awwww!
BURR: ENSEMBLE: Why do you write like you’re Why do you write like you’re running out of time? running out of time? Write day and night like you’re running out of time? Ev’ry day you fight, like you’re Ev’ry day you fight, like you’re running out of time running out of time
Keep on fighting. In the meantime— . Non-stop!
HAMILTON: Corruption’s such an old song that we can sing along in harmony And nowhere is it stronger than in Albany This colony’s economy’s increasingly stalling and
HAMILTON: Honestly, that’s why public service BURR AND ENSEMBLE: Seems to be calling me. He’s just . Non-stop!
HAMILTON: I practiced the law, I practic’ly perfected it I’ve seen injustice in the world and I’ve corrected it Now for a strong central democracy If not, then I’ll be Socrates
HAMILTON: Throwing verbal rocks At these mediocrities. ENSEMBLE: . Awww!
BURR: Hamilton, at the Constitutional Convention:
HAMILTON: I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention
BURR: There as a New York junior delegate:
HAMILTON: Now what I’m going to say may sound indelicate…
COMPANY: Awwww!
BURR: Goes and proposes his own form of government!
COMPANY: What?
His own plan for a new form of government!
COMPANY: What?
BURR: Talks for six hours! The convention is listless!
ENSEMBLE MAN: Bright young man…
ANOTHER ENSEMBLE MAN: Yo, who the f is this?
BURR: Why do you always say what you believe? COMPANY: Why do you always say what Why do you always say what you believe? you believe? Ev’ry proclamation guarantees free ammunition for your enemies! . Awww! BURR AND MEN: Why do you write like it’s ALL WOMEN: Going out of style? Going out of style, hey! Write day and night like it’s Going out of style? Going out of style, hey!
BURR AND COMPANY: Ev’ry day you fight like it’s Going out of style Do what you do
BURR: Alexander?
HAMILTON: Aaron Burr, sir
BURR: It’s the middle of the night
HAMILTON: Can we confer, sir?
BURR: Is this a legal matter?
HAMILTON: Yes, and it’s important to me
BURR: What do you need?
HAMILTON: Burr, you’re a better lawyer than me
BURR: Okay
HAMILTON: I know I talk too much, I’m abrasive You’re incredible in court. You’re succinct, persuasive My client needs a strong defense. You’re the solution
BURR: Who’s your client?
HAMILTON: The new U.S. Constitution?
BURR: No
HAMILTON: Hear me out
BURR: No way!
HAMILTON: A series of essays, anonymously published Defending the document to the public
BURR: No one will read it
HAMILTON: I disagree
BURR: And if it fails?
HAMILTON: Burr, that’s why we need it
BURR: The constitution’s a mess
HAMILTON: So it needs amendments
BURR: It’s full of contradictions
HAMILTON: So is independence We have to start somewhere
BURR: No. No way
HAMILTON: You’re making a mistake
BURR: Good night
HAMILTON: Hey What are you waiting for? What do you stall for?
BURR: What?
HAMILTON: We won the war What was it all for? Do you support this constitution?
BURR: Of course
HAMILTON: Then defend it
BURR: And what if you’re backing the wrong horse?
HAMILTON: Burr, we studied and we fought and we killed For the notion of a nation we now get to build For once in your life, take a stand with pride I don’t understand how you stand to the side
BURR: I’ll keep all my plans Close to my chest ENSEMBLE: . Wait for it, wait for . It, wait… I’ll wait here and see Which way the wind Which way the wind Will blow Will blow I’m taking my time I’m taking my time Watching the Watching the Afterbirth of a nation Afterbirth of a nation Watching the tension grow. Watching the tension grow.
ANGELICA: I am sailing off to London. I’m accompanied by someone Who always pays I have found a wealthy husband who will keep Me in comfort for all my days He is not a lot of fun, but there’s no one who Can match you for turn of phrase My Alexander
HAMILTON: Angelica
ANGELICA: Don’t forget to write
ELIZA: Look at where you are Look at where you started The fact that you’re alive is a miracle Just stay alive, that would be enough And if your wife could share a fraction of your time If I could grant you peace of mind Would that be enough?
BURR: Alexander joins forces with James Madison and John Jay to write a series of essays defending the new United States Constitution, entitled The Federalist Papers. The plan was to write a total of twenty-five essays, the work divided evenly among the three men. In the end, they wrote eighty-five essays, in the span of six months. John Jay got sick after writing five. James Madison wrote twenty-nine. Hamilton wrote the other fifty-one!
BURR: How do you write like you’re ALL WOMEN: Running out of time? Running out of time? Write day and night like you’re Running out of time? Running out of time?
BURR AND MEN: Ev’ry day you fight Like you’re Running out of time Running out of time? Like you’re Running out of time Running out of time? Are you Running out of time? Awwww!
FULL COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON): How do you write like tomorrow won’t arrive? How do you write like you need it to survive? How do you write ev’ry second you’re alive? Ev’ry second you’re alive? Ev’ry second you’re alive?
WASHINGTON: They are asking me to lead I am doing the best I can To get the people that I need I’m asking you to be my right hand man
HAMILTON: Treasury or State?
WASHINGTON: I know it’s a lot to ask
HAMILTON: Treasury or State?
WASHINGTON: To leave behind the world you know…
HAMILTON: Sir, do you want me to run the Treasury or State department?
WASHINGTON: Treasury
HAMILTON: Let’s go
ELIZA: Alexander…
HAMILTON: I have to leave
ELIZA: Alexander—
HAMILTON: Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now
ELIZA: Helpless…
HAMILTON: They are asking me to lead
ELIZA: Look around, isn’t this enough?
ANGELICA: He will never be satisfied ELIZA: He will never What would be satisfied be enough
. To be . Satisfied Satisfied Satisfied WASH: Satisfied… Satisfied… History has BURR: . its eyes… Why do you . On… assume . You! you’re the . smartest in ENSEMBLE: . the room? Non-stop! . Why do you . Look around assume . Look around! you’re the . smartest in Non-stop! . the room? . Why do you He will never assume be satisfied you’re the . smartest in Non-stop! . Isn’t this the room? Satisfied enough? Soon that at . What would WASH/ titude’s . be enough? MULL/ gonna be Satisfied… LAUR/LAF: your doom! . History has Why do you . its eyes… fight like . On… you’re run . You… ning out of . time? Non-stop! ANGELICA, ELIZA, BURR: Why do you fight like
ANGELICA, ELIZA, BURR, WASH & ENSEMBLE: History has its eyes on you…
HAMILTON: I am not throwin’ away my shot!
MEN: Just you wait!
HAMILTON: I am not throwin’ away my shot! . FULL COMPANY: I am Alexander Hamilton! Just you wait! Alexander Hamilton . Hamilton just you wait! HAMILTON: I am not throwin’ away my shot!
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#24 What’d I Miss
COMPANY: Seventeen. Se- se- seventeen… Se- se- seventeen…
BURR: 1789 How does the bastard orphan Immigrant decorated war vet Unite the colonies through more debt? Fight the other founding fathers til he has to forfeit? Have it all, lose it all You ready for more yet? Treasury Secretary. Washington’s the President Ev’ry American experiment sets a precedent Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him Pissed him off until we had a two-party system You haven’t met him yet, you haven’t had the chance ‘cause he’s been kickin’ ass as the ambassador to France But someone’s gotta keep the American promise You simply must meet Thomas. Thomas!
COMPANY: Thomas Jefferson’s coming home! Thomas Jefferson’s coming home! Thomas Jefferson’s coming home! Thomas Jefferson’s coming home! Thomas Jefferson’s coming home Lord he’s Been off in Paris for so long! Aaa-ooo! Aaa-ooo!
JEFFERSON: France is following us to revolution There is no more status quo But the sun comes up and the world still spins
ENSEMBLE: Aaa-ooo!
JEFFERSON: I helped Lafayette draft a declaration Then I said, ‘I gotta go I gotta be in Monticello.’ Now the work at Home begins…
ENSEMBLE: Aaa-ooo!
JEFFERSON: So what’d I miss? What’d I miss? Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss I’ve been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies… I guess I basic’lly missed the late eighties… I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this…
ENSEMBLE: Aaa-ooo!
JEFFERSON: There’s a letter on my desk from the President Haven’t even put my bags down yet Sally be a lamb, darlin’, won’tcha open it? It says the President’s assembling a cabinet And that I am to be the Secretary of State, great! And that I’m already Senate-approved… I just got home and now I’m headed up to New York
ENSEMBLE: Headin’ to New York! Headin’ to New York!
JEFFERSON: Lookin’ at the rolling fields ENSEMBLE: I can’t believe that we are free Believe that we are free
Ready to face Whatever’s awaiting Me in N.Y.C. Me in N.Y.C.
JEFFERSON: But who’s waitin’ for me when I step in the place? My friend James Madison, red in the face
JEFFERSON: He grabs my arm and I respond “What’s goin’ on?”
MADISON: Thomas, we are engaged in a battle for our nation’s very soul Can you get us out of the mess we’re in?
ENSEMBLE: Aaa-ooo!
MADISON: Hamilton’s new financial plan is nothing less Than government control I’ve been fighting for the South alone Where have you been?
JEFFERSON: Uh…France.
ENSEMBLE: Aaa-ooo!
MADISON: We have to win
JEFFERSON: What’d I miss?
ENSEMBLE: Wha? Wha? What’d I miss?
JEFFERSON: What’d I miss?
ENSEMBLE: I’ve come home to this?
JEFFERSON: Headfirst into a political abyss!
ENSEMBLE: Headfirst, into the abyss!
JEFFERSON: I have my first cabinet meeting today
ENSEMBLE: Chik-a-pow!
JEFFERSON: I guess I better think of something to say I’m already on my way Let’s get to the bottom of this…
ENSEMBLE: What did I miss? Ahhh ah!
WASHINGTON: Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
HAMILTON: Mr. Jefferson? Alexander Hamilton
WASHINGTON AND ENSEMBLE: Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
COMPANY: Mr. Jefferson, welcome home Sir, you’ve been off in Paris for so long!
JEFFERSON: So what did I miss?
~~~
#25 Cabinet Battle #1
WASHINGTON: Ladies and gentlemen, you coulda been anywhere in the world tonight, but you’re here with us in New York City. Are you ready for a cabinet meeting???
The issue on the table: Secretary Hamilton’s plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank. Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir
JEFFERSON: ‘Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.’ We fought for these ideals; we shouldn’t settle for less These are wise words, enterprising men quote ‘em Don’t act surprised, you guys, cuz I wrote ‘em
JEFFERSON & MADISON: Oww
JEFFERSON: But Hamilton forgets His plan would have the government assume state’s debts Now, place your bets as to who that benefits: The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
HAMILTON: Not true!
JEFFERSON: Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it If New York’s in debt— Why should Virginia bear it? Uh! Our debts are paid, I’m afraid Don’t tax the South cuz we got it made in the shade In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground We create. You just wanna move our money around This financial plan is an outrageous demand And it’s too many damn pages for any man to understand Stand with me in the land of the free And pray to God we never see Hamilton’s candidacy Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky Imagine what gon’ happen when you try to tax our whisky
WASHINGTON: Thank you, Secretary Jefferson. Secretary Hamilton, your response
HAMILTON: Thomas. That was a real nice declaration Welcome to the present, we’re running a real nation Would you like to join us, or stay mellow Doin’ whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello? If we assume the debts, the union gets A new line of credit, a financial diuretic How do you not get it? If we’re aggressive and competitive The union gets a boost. You’d rather give it a sedative? A civics lesson from a slaver. Hey neighbor Your debts are paid cuz you don’t pay for labor “We plant seeds in the South. We create.” Yeah, keep ranting We know who’s really doing the planting And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment Don’t lecture me about the war, you didn’t fight in it You think I’m frightened of you, man? We almost died in a trench While you were off getting high with the French Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President Reticent—there isn’t a plan he doesn’t jettison Madison, you’re mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine Damn, you’re in worse shape than the national debt is in Sittin’ there useless as two shits Hey, turn around, bend over, I’ll show you Where my shoe fits
WASHINGTON: Excuse me? Madison, Jefferson, take a walk! Hamilton, take a walk! We’ll reconvene after a brief recess. Hamilton!
HAMILTON: Sir!
WASHINGTON: A word
MADISON: You don’t have the votes
JEFFERSON/MADISON: You don’t have the votes
JEFFERSON: Aha-ha-ha ha!
JEFFERSON/MADISON: You’re gonna need congressional approval and you don’t have the votes
JEFFERSON: Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder
MADISON: Why he even brings the thunder…
WASHINGTON: You wanna pull yourself together?
HAMILTON: I’m sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather
WASHINGTON: Young man, I’m from Virginia, so watch your mouth
HAMILTON: So we let Congress get held hostage by the South?
WASHINGTON: You need the votes
HAMILTON: No, we need bold strokes. We need this plan
WASHINGTON: No, you need to convince more folks
HAMILTON: James Madison won’t talk to me, that’s a nonstarter
WASHINGTON: Winning was easy, young man. Governing’s harder
HAMILTON: They’re being intransigent
WASHINGTON: You have to find a compromise
HAMILTON: But they don’t have a plan, they just hate mine!
WASHINGTON: Convince them otherwise
HAMILTON: What happens if I don’t get congressional approval?
WASHINGTON: I imagine they’ll call for your removal
HAMILTON: Sir—
WASHINGTON: Figure it out, Alexander. That’s an order from your commander
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#26 Take A Break
ELIZA: Un deux trois quatre Cinq six sept huit neuf
PHILIP: Un deux trois quatre Cinq six sept huit neuf
ELIZA: Good! Un deux trois quatre Cinq six sept huit neuf
PHILIP: Un deux trois quatre Cinq six sept huit neuf
ELIZA: Sept huit neuf
PHILIP: Sept huit neuf
ELIZA: Sept huit neuf
PHILIP: Sept huit neuf
ELIZA AND PHILIP: One two three four five six seven eight nine!
HAMILTON: My dearest, Angelica “Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day” I trust you’ll understand the reference to Another Scottish tragedy without my having to name the play They think me Macbeth, and ambition is my folly I’m a polymath, a pain in the ass, a massive pain Madison is Banquo, Jefferson’s Macduff And Birnam Wood is Congress on its way to Dunsinane
HAMILTON & ANGELICA: And there you are, an ocean away Do you have to live an ocean away? Thoughts of you subside Then I get another letter I cannot put the notion away…
ELIZA: Take a break
HAMILTON: I am on my way
ELIZA: There’s a little surprise before supper And it cannot wait
HAMILTON: I’ll be there in just a minute, save my plate
ELIZA: Alexander
HAMILTON: Okay, okay
ELIZA: Your son is nine years old today Has something he’d like to say He’s been practicing all day Philip, take it away
PHILIP: Daddy, daddy, look My name is Philip I am a poet I wrote this poem just To show it And I just turned nine You can write rhymes But you can’t write mine
HAMILTON: What!
PHILIP: I practice French And play piano with my mother
HAMILTON: Uh-huh!
PHILIP: I have a sister, but I want a little brother
HAMILTON: Okay!
PHILIP: My daddy’s trying to start America’s bank Un deux trois quatre cinq!
HAMILTON: Bravo!
ELIZA: Take a break
HAMILTON: Hey, our kid is pretty great
ELIZA: Run away with us for the summer Let’s go upstate
HAMILTON: Eliza, I’ve got so much on my plate
ELIZA: We can all go stay with my father There’s a lake I know…
HAMILTON: I know
ELIZA: In a nearby park
HAMILTON: I’d love to go
ELIZA: You and I can go when the night gets dark…
HAMILTON: I will try to get away
ANGELICA: My dearest Alexander You must get through to Jefferson Sit down with him and compromise Don’t stop ‘til you agree Your fav’rite older sister Angelica, reminds you There’s someone in your corner all the way across the sea
In a letter I received from you two weeks ago I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase It changed the meaning. Did you intend this? One stroke and you’ve consumed my waking days It says:
HAMILTON & ANGELICA: “My dearest Angelica”
ANGELICA: With a comma after “dearest.” You’ve written
HAMILTON AND ANGELICA: “My dearest, Angelica.”
ANGELICA: Anyway, all this to say I’m coming home this summer At my sister’s invitation I’ll be there with your fam’ly If you make your way upstate I know you’re very busy I know your work’s important But I’m crossing the ocean and I just can’t wait
HAMILTON AND ANGELICA: You won’t be an ocean away You will only be a moment away…
ELIZA: Alexander, come downstairs. Angelica’s arriving today! Angelica!
ANGELICA: Eliza!
HAMILTON: The Schuyler sisters!
ANGELICA: Alexander
HAMILTON: Hi
ANGELICA: It’s good to see your face
ELIZA: Angelica, tell this man John Adams spends the summer with his family
HAMILTON: Angelica, tell my wife John Adams doesn’t have a real job anyway
ANGELICA: …you’re not joining us? Wait
HAMILTON: I’m afraid I cannot join you upstate
ANGELICA: Alexander, I came all this way
ELIZA: She came all this way
ANGELICA: All this way
ELIZA AND ANGELICA: Take a break
HAMILTON: You know I have to get my plan through Congress
ELIZA AND ANGELICA: Run away with us for the summer Let’s go upstate
HAMILTON: I lose my job if I don’t get my plan through Congress
ELIZA AND ANGELICA: We can all go stay with our father
ELIZA: There’s a lake I know
ANGELICA: I know I’ll miss your face
ELIZA: In a nearby park
ANGELICA: Screw your courage to the sticking place
ELIZA: You and I can go
ANGELICA: Eliza’s right
ELIZA AND ANGELICA: Take a break and get away
ANGELICA: Run away with us for the summer
ELIZA: Let’s go upstate Where we can stay
ANGELICA: We can all go stay with our father If you take your time
ELIZA: Look around, look around At how lucky we are to be alive right now
ANGELICA: You will make your mark Close your eyes and dream
ELIZA: We can go
ELIZA AND ANGELICA: When the night gets dark Take a break.
HAMILTON: I have to get my plan through Congress I can’t stop until I get this plan through Congress
~~~
#27 Say No To This
BURR: There’s nothing like summer in the city Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty There’s trouble in the air, you can smell it And Alexander’s by himself. I’ll let him tell it
HAMILTON: I hadn’t slept in a week I was weak, I was awake You never seen a bastard orphan More in need of a break Longing for Angelica Missing my wife That’s when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life, she said:
MARIA: I know you are a man of honor I’m so sorry to bother you at home But I don’t know where to go, and I came here all alone…
HAMILTON: She said:
MARIA: My husband’s doin’ me wrong Beatin’ me, cheatin’ me, mistreatin’ me… Suddenly he’s up and gone I don’t have the means to go on
HAMILTON: So I offered her a loan, I offered to walk her home, she said
MARIA: You’re too kind, sir
HAMILTON: I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away She lived a block away, she said:
MARIA: This one’s mine, sir
HAMILTON: Then I said, “well, I should head back home,” She turned red, she led me to her bed Let her legs spread and said:
MARIA: Stay?
HAMILTON: Hey…
MARIA: Hey…
HAMILTON: That’s when I began to pray: Lord, show me how to Say no to this I don’t know how to Say no to this
But my God, she looks so helpless And her body’s saying, “hell, yes”
MARIA: Whoa…
HAMILTON: Nooo, show me how to
HAMILTON/ENSEMBLE: Say no to this
HAMILTON: I don’t know how to
HAMILTON/ENSEMBLE: Say no to this
HAMILTON: In my mind, I’m tryin’ to go
ENSEMBLE: Go! Go! Go!
HAMILTON: Then her mouth is on mine, and I don’t say…
ENSEMBLE: No! No! Say no to this! No! No! Say no to this! No! No! Say no to this! No! No! Say no to this!
HAMILTON: I wish I could say that was the last time I said that last time. It became a pastime A month into this endeavor I received a letter From a Mr. James Reynolds, even better, it said:
JAMES: Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth In the pockets of people like me: down on their luck You see, that was my wife who you decided to
HAMILTON: Fuuuu
JAMES: Uh-oh! You made the wrong sucker a cuckold So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled And hey, you can keep seein’ my whore wife If the price is right: if not I’m telling your wife
HAMILTON: I hid the letter and I raced to her place Screamed “How could you?!” in her face She said:
MARIA: No, sir!
HAMILTON: Half dressed, apologetic. A mess, she looked Pathetic, she cried:
MARIA: Please don’t go, sir!
HAMILTON: So was your whole story a setup?
MARIA: I don’t know about any letter!
HAMILTON: Stop crying Goddamnit, get up!
MARIA: I didn’t know any better
HAMILTON: I am ruined…
MARIA: Please don’t leave me with him helpless
HAMILTON: I am helpless—how could I do this?
MARIA: Just give him what he wants and you can have me
HAMILTON: I don’t want you
MARIA: Whatever you want
HAMILTON: I don’t want you
MARIA: HAMILTON: If you pay I don’t… You can stay . Lord, show me how to ENSEMBLE: . Say no to this Say no to this! Tonight I don’t know how to . Say no to this Say no to this! . Cuz the situation’s helpless Helpless . And her body’s screaming, . “Hell, yes” Whoa! . No, show me how to . Say no to this Say no to this! How can you How can I Say no to this? Say no to this? Say no to this! . There is nowhere I can go . Go! Go! Go! . When her body’s on mine . I do not say… HAMILTON: Yes
MARIA: ENSEMBLE: Yes! Say no to this! No!
HAMILTON: Yes
MARIA: Yes! Say no to this! No!
HAMILTON: Yes
MARIA: Yes! Say no to this! No!
HAMILTON: Yes
MARIA: Yes! Say no to this!
HAMILTON: Say no to this…
MARIA: Don’t say no to this
HAMILTON: I don’t say no to this There is nowhere I can go.
ENSEMBLE: Go go go…
JAMES: So?
HAMILTON: Nobody needs to know
~~~
#28 The Room Where It Happens
BURR: Ah, Mister Secretary
HAMILTON: Mister Burr, sir
BURR: Didja hear the news about good old General Mercer?
HAMILTON: No
BURR: You know Clermont Street?
HAMILTON: Yeah
BURR: They renamed it after him. The Mercer legacy is secure
HAMILTON: Sure
BURR: And all he had to do was die
HAMILTON: That’s a lot less work
BURR: We oughta give it a try
HAMILTON: Ha
BURR: Now how’re you gonna get your debt plan through?
HAMILTON: I guess I’m gonna fin’ly have to listen to you
BURR: Really?
HAMILTON: “Talk less. Smile more.”
BURR: Ha
HAMILTON: Do whatever it takes to get my plan on the Congress floor
BURR: Now, Madison and Jefferson are merciless.
HAMILTON: Well, hate the sin, love the sinner
MADISON: Hamilton!
HAMILTON: I’m sorry Burr, I’ve gotta go
BURR: But—
HAMILTON: Decisions are happening over dinner
BURR: Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room
BURR AND ENSEMBLE: Diametric’ly opposed, foes
BURR: They emerge with a compromise, having opened doors that were
BURR AND ENSEMBLE: Previously closed
ENSEMBLE: Bros
BURR The immigrant emerges with unprecedented financial power A system he can shape however he wants The Virginians emerge with the nation’s capital And here’s the pièce de résistance:
BURR: No one else was in The room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened No one else was in The room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened No one really knows how the game is played The art of the trade How the sausage gets made We just assume that it happens But no one else is in The room where it happens.
BURR AND COMPANY: Thomas claims
JEFFERSON: Alexander was on Washington’s doorstep one day In distress ‘n disarray
BURR AND COMPANY: Thomas claims
JEFFERSON: Alexander said
HAMILTON: I’ve nowhere else to turn!
JEFFERSON: And basic’ly begged me to join the fray
BURR AND COMPANY: Thomas claims
JEFFERSON: I approached Madison and said “I know you hate ‘im, but let’s hear what he has to say.”
BURR AND COMPANY: Thomas claims
JEFFERSON: Well, I arranged the meeting I arranged the menu, the venue, the seating
BURR: But! No one else was in
BURR AND COMPANY: The room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened
BURR: No one else was in
BURR AND COMPANY: The room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened
BURR: No one really knows how the Parties get to yesssss The pieces that are sacrificed in Ev’ry game of chesssss We just assume that it happens But no one else is in The room where it happens.
BURR AND COMPANY: Meanwhile
BURR: Madison is grappling with the fact that not ev’ry issue can be settled by committee
COMPANY: Meanwhile
BURR: Congress is fighting over where to put the capital—
Company screams in chaos
BURR: It isn’t pretty Then Jefferson approaches with a dinner and invite And Madison responds with Virginian insight:
MADISON: Maybe we can solve one problem with another and win a victory for the Southerners, in other words
JEFFERSON: Oh-ho!
MADISON: A quid pro quo
JEFFERSON: I suppose
MADISON: Wouldn’t you like to work a little closer to home?
JEFFERSON: Actually, I would
MADISON: Well, I propose the Potomac
JEFFERSON: And you’ll provide him his votes?
MADISON: Well, we’ll see how it goes
JEFFERSON: Let’s go
BURR: No!
COMPANY: one else was in The room where it happened
BURR AND COMPANY: The room where it happened The room where it happened No one else was in The room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened
BURR: My God!
BURR AND COMPANY: In God we trust But we’ll never really know what got discussed Click-boom then it happened
BURR: And no one else was in the room where it happened
COMPANY: Alexander Hamilton!
BURR: What did they say to you to get you to sell New York City down the river?
COMPANY: Alexander Hamilton!
BURR: Did Washington know about the dinner? Was there Presidential pressure to deliver?
COMPANY: Alexander Hamilton!
BURR: Or did you know, even then, it doesn’t matter Where you put the U.S. Capital?
HAMILTON: Cuz we’ll have the banks We’re in the same spot
BURR: You got more than you gave
HAMILTON: And I wanted what I got When you got skin in the game, you stay in the game But you don’t get a win unless you play in the game Oh, you get love for it. You get hate for it You get nothing if you…
HAMILTON AND COMPANY: Wait for it, wait for it, wait!
HAMILTON: God help and forgive me I wanna build Something that’s gonna Outlive me
HAMILTON/JEFFERSON/MADISON/WASHINGTON: What do you want, Burr? What do you want, Burr?
If you stand for nothing Burr, then what do you fall for?
BURR: I wanna be in The room where it happens The room where it happens I wanna be in The room where it happens The room where it happens
BURR: COMPANY: I I wanna be in . The room where it happens Wanna be The room where it happens In the room where it happens The room where it happens
I I wanna be in the room . Where it happens I wanna be in the room… The room where it happens Oh The room where it happens Oh I wanna be in . The room where it happens I wanna be The room where it happens I wanna be The room where it happens
I’ve got to be I wanna be in I’ve got to be The room where it happens In that room The room where it happens In that big ol’ room The room where it happens
COMPANY: The art of the compromise—
BURR: Hold your nose and close your eyes
COMPANY: We want our leaders to save the day—
BURR: But we don’t get a say in what they trade away
COMPANY: We dream of a brand new start—
BURR: But we dream in the dark for the most part
BURR AND COMPANY: Dark as a tomb where it happens
BURR: I’ve got to be in COMPANY: The room… The room where it happens
I’ve got to be… . The room where it happens I’ve got to be… . The room where it happens Oh, I’ve got to be in The room where it happens… The room where it happens I’ve got to be, I’ve gotta be, The room where it happens I’ve gotta be… In the room! I wanna be in the room . Where it happens! Click-boom! Click-boom!
~~~
#29 Schuyler Defeated
PHILLIP: Look! Grandpa’s in the paper! “War hero Philip Schuyler loses senate seat to young upstart Aaron Burr” Grandpa just lost his seat in the senate
ELIZA: Sometimes that’s how it goes
PHILLIP: Daddy’s gonna find out any minute
ELIZA: I’m sure he already knows
PHILLIP: Further down
PHILLIP & ELIZA: Further down
PHILLIP: Let’s meet the newest senator from New York
ELIZA: New York
PHILLIP & ELIZA: Our senator
HAMILTON: Burr? Since when are you a Democratic-Republican?
BURR: Since being one put me on the up and up again
HAMILTON: No one knows who you are or what you do
BURR: They don’t need to know me They don’t like you
HAMILTON: Excuse me?
BURR: Oh, Wall Street thinks you’re great You’ll always be adored by the things you create But upstate—
HAMILTON: Wait
BURR: —people think you’re crooked Schuyler’s seat was up for grabs so I took it
HAMILTON: I’ve always considered you a friend
BURR: I don’t see why that has to end
HAMILTON: You changed parties to run against my father-in-law
BURR: I changed parties to seize the opportunity I saw I swear your pride will be the death of us all Beware, it goeth before the fall
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#30 Cabinet Battle #2
[WASHINGTON] The issue on the table: France is on the verge of war with England, and do we provide aid and our troops to our French allies or do we stay out of it? Remember, my decision on this matter is not subject to congressional approval. The only person you have to convince is me. Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir.
[JEFFERSON] When we were on death’s door When we were needy We made a promise We signed a treaty We need money and guns and half a chance Uh, who provided those funds?
[MADISON] France.
[JEFFERSON] In return, they didn’t ask for land, Only a promise that we’d lend a hand And stand with them If they fought against oppressors And revolution is messy But now is the time to stand! Stand with our brothers As they fight against tyranny. I know that Alexander Hamilton is here and he Would rather not have this debate; I’ll remind you that he is not Secretary of State! He knows nothing of loyalty Smells like new money, dresses like fake royalty Desperate to rise above his station, Everything he does betrays the ideals of our nation. Hey, and if you don’t know, now you know, Mr. President.
[WASHINGTON] Thank you, Secretary Jefferson. Secretary Hamilton, your response?
[HAMILTON] You must be out of your goddamn mind If you think The President is going to bring the nation to the brink Of meddling in the middle of a military mess, A game of chess, Where France is Queen and King-less. We signed a treaty with a King whose head is now in a basket, Would you like to take it out and ask it? Should we honor our treaty, King Louis’s head? “Uh, do whatever you want I’m super dead!”
[WASHINGTON] Enough enough, Hamilton is right.
[JEFFERSON] Mr. President!
[WASHINGTON] We’re too fragile to start another fight.
[JEFFERSON] But sir, do we not fight for freedom?
[WASHINGTON] Sure, when the French figure out who’s gonna lead ‘em.
[JEFFERSON] The people are leading!
[WASHINGTON] The people are rioting! There’s a difference! Frankly it’s a little disquieting you would let your ideals blind you to reality! Hamilton?
[HAMILTON] Sir
[WASHINGTON] Draft the statement of neutrality. [JEFFERSON] Did you forget Lafayette?
[HAMILTON] What?
[JEFFERSON] Have you an ounce of regret? You accumulate debt, you accumulate power. Yet in their hour of need, you forget.
[HAMILTON] Lafayette’s a smart man, he’ll be fine. And before he was your friend, he was mine. If we try to fight in every revolution in the world, We never stop. Where do we draw the line?
[JEFFERSON] So quick witted.
[HAMILTON] Alas, I admit it.
[JEFFERSON] I bet you were quite a lawyer.
[HAMILTON] My defendants got acquitted
[JEFFERSON] Yeah, well someone ought to remind you
[HAMILTON] What?
[JEFFERSON] You’re nothing without Washington behind you.
[WASHINGTON] Hamilton!
[JEFFERSON] Daddy’s calling!
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#31 Washington On Your Side
[Intro: Aaron Burr] It must be nice, it must be nice To have Washington on your side (x2)
[Verse 1: Thomas Jefferson] Ev'ry action has its equal, opposite reactions. Thanks to Hamilton, our cabinet’s fractured into factions. Try not to crack under the stress, we’re breaking down like fractions. We smack each other in the press, and we don’t print retractions I get no satisfaction witnessing his fits of passion The way he primps and preens and dresses like the pits of fashion Our poorest citizens, our farmers, live ration to ration As Wall Street robs ‘em blind in search of chips to cash in This prick is asking for someone to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I’ll pull the trigger on him, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket
[Hook: Thomas Jefferson, Aaron Burr and James Madison (ALL)] It must be nice, it must be nice
 To have Washington on your side (x2) Look back at the Bill of Rights (which I wrote!)
 The ink hasn’t dried It must be nice, it must be nice
 To have Washington on your side
[Verse 2: Thomas Jefferson, Aaron Burr and James Madison (ALL)] So he’s doubled the size of the government
 Wasn’t the trouble with much of our previous government size Look in his eyes, see how he lies, follow the scent of his enterprise Centralizing national credit and making American credit competitive If we don’t stop it, we aid and abet it. I have to resign! Somebody has to stand up for the South!
 Well, somebody has to stand up to his mouth! If there’s a fire you’re trying to douse, You can’t put it out from inside the house!
 I’m in the cabinet, I am complicit in watching him grabbin’ at power and kiss it. If Washington isn’t gon’ listen to disciplined dissidents, This is the difference, this kid is OUT!
[Bridge: Chorus] OH! This immigrant isn’t somebody we chose! OH! This immigrant’s keeping us all on our toes! OH! Let’s show these Federalists what they’re up against! OH! Southern motherfucking (uh-huh) Democratic-Republicans! OH! Now follow the money and see where it goes! OH! Because every second, the treasury grows! OH! If we follow the money and see where it leads Get in the weeds, look for the seeds of Hamilton’s misdeeds!
[Outro: Thomas Jefferson, Aaron Burr and James Madison (ALL)] It must be nice, it must be nice…
 Follow the money and see where it goes!
 It must be nice, it must be nice…
 The emperor has no clothes We won’t be invisible We won’t be denied!
 Still…
 It must be nice, it must be nice
 To have Washington on your side
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#32 One Last Time
HAMILTON: Mr. President, you asked to see me?
WASHINGTON: I know you’re busy
HAMILTON: What do you need, sir? Sir?
WASHINGTON: I wanna give you a word of warning
HAMILTON: Sir, I don’t know what you heard But whatever it is, Jefferson started it
WASHINGTON: Thomas Jefferson resigned this morning
HAMILTON: You’re kidding
WASHINGTON: I need a favor
HAMILTON: Whatever you say, sir, Jefferson will pay for his behavior
WASHINGTON: Shh. Talk less
HAMILTON: I’ll use the press I’ll write under a pseudonym, you’ll see what I can do to him
WASHINGTON: I need you to draft an address
HAMILTON: Yes! He resigned. You can finally speak your mind
WASHINGTON: No, he’s stepping down so he can run for President
HAMILTON: Ha. Good luck defeating you, sir
WASHINGTON: I’m stepping down. I’m not running for President
HAMILTON: I’m sorry, what?
WASHINGTON: One last time Relax, have a drink with me One last time Let’s take a break tonight And then we’ll teach them how to say goodbye To say goodbye You and I
HAMILTON: No, sir, why?
WASHINGTON: I wanna talk about neutrality
HAMILTON: Sir, with Britain and France on the verge of war, is this the best time
WASHINGTON: I want to warn against partisan fighting
HAMILTON: But—
WASHINGTON: Pick up a pen, start writing I wanna talk about what I have learned The hard-won wisdom I have earned
HAMILTON: As far as the people are concerned You have to serve, you could continue to serve
WASHINGTON: No! One last time The people will hear from me One last time And if we get this right We’re gonna teach ‘em how to say Goodbye You and I
HAMILTON: Mr. President, they will say you’re weak
WASHINGTON: No, they will see we’re strong
HAMILTON: Your position is so unique
WASHINGTON: So I’ll use it to move them along
HAMILTON: Why do you have to say goodbye?
WASHINGTON: If I say goodbye, the nation learns to move on It outlives me when I’m gone Like the scripture says: “Everyone shall sit under their own vine and fig tree And no one shall make them afraid.” They’ll be safe in the nation we’ve made I wanna sit under my own vine and fig tree A moment alone in the shade At home in this nation we’ve made One last time
HAMILTON: One last time
HAMILTON: Though, in reviewing the incidents of my administration, I am unconscious of intentional error, I am nevertheless too sensible of my defects not to think it probable that I may have committed many errors. I shall also carry with me
HAMILTON & WASHINGTON: The hope
HAMILTON: That my country will
HAMILTON & WASHINGTON: View them with indulgence;
HAMILTON: And that
HAMILTON & WASHINGTON: After forty-five years of my life dedicated to its service with an upright zeal
HAMILTON: The faults of incompetent abilities will be
HAMILTON & WASHINGTON: Consigned oblivion, as I myself must soon be to the mansions of rest I anticipate with pleasing expectation that retreat in which I promise myself to realize the sweet enjoyment of partaking, in the midst of my fellow-citizens, the benign influence of good laws Under a free government, the ever-favorite object of my heart, and the happy reward, as I trust Of our mutual cares, labors, and dangers.
WASHINGTON: One last time
ALL WOMEN: George Washington’s going home!
HAMILTON: Teach ‘em how to say goodbye
COMPANY: George Washington’s going home
WASHINGTON: You and I
COMPANY: George Washington’s going home
WASHINGTON: Going home
COMPANY: George Washington’s going home
WASHINGTON: History has its eyes on you
COMPANY: George Washington’s going home
WASHINGTON: COMPANY: We’re gonna teach ‘em how to Say goodbye! Teach ‘em how to say goodbye! Teach ‘em how to Say goodbye! Teach ‘em how! To say goodbye! . Say goodbye! Say goodbye! . Say goodbye! One last time! . One last time!
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#33 I Know Him
They say, George Washington’s yielding his power and stepping away
Is that true? I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do
I’m perplexed. Are they going to keep on replacing whoever’s in charge? If so who’s next? There’s nobody else in their country who looms quite as large
[whispers]
[Spoken] John Adams?
I know him That can’t be That’s that little guy who spoke to me all those years ago What was it '85? That poor man they’re going to eat him alive
Ocean’s rise, empires fall Next to Washington they all look small
All alone watch them run They will tear each other in to pieces Jesus Christ this will be fun
Da da da da da Da da da da daye da Da da da da daye da [laughs]
[Spoken] President John Adams, Good luck!
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#34 The Adams Administration
BURR: How does Hamilton, the short-tempered, protean creator of the coast guard, founder of the New York Post ardently abuse his cabinet post destroy his reputation? Welcome folks, to the Adam’s Admistration. Jefferson’s the runner-up which makes him the vice-president,
MADISON: Washington can’t help you now, no more Mr. nice President
BURR: Adams fires Hamilton, Privatley calls him creole bastard in his toss (JEFFERSON: Say what?) Hamilton publishes his response.
HAMILTON: Sit down John, you fat mother-fucker.
JEFFERSON: Hamilton’s out of control,
MADISON: This is great: He’s out of power, he holds no office and he just destroyed president John Adams the only other significant member of his party
JEFFERSON: Hamilton is a host unto himself, as long as he can hold a pen, he’s a threat. Let’s let him know what we know.
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#35 We Know
HAMILTON: Mr. Vice President Mr. Madison Senator Burr What is this?
JEFFERSON: We have the check stubs. From separate accounts…
MADISON: Almost a thousand dollars, paid in different amounts…
BURR: To a Mr. James Reynolds way back in Seventeen ninety-one
HAMILTON: Is that what you have? Are you done?
MADISON: You are uniquely situated by virtue of your position
JEFFERSON: Though ‘virtue’ is not a word I’d apply to this situation
MADISON: To seek financial gain, to stray from your sacred mission
JEFFERSON: And the evidence suggests you’ve engaged in speculation
BURR: An immigrant embezzling our government funds
JEFFERSON/MADISON: I can almost see the headline, your career is done
BURR: I hope you saved some money for your daughter and sons
BURR/JEFFERSON/MADISON: Ya best g'wan run back where ya come from!
HAMILTON: Ha! You don’t even know what you’re asking me to confess
JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR: Confess
HAMILTON: You got nothing. I don’t have to tell you anything at all Unless
JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR: Unless
HAMILTON: If I can prove that I never broke the law Do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?
BURR: No one else was in the room where it happened
HAMILTON: Is that a yes?
JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR: Um, yes
BURR: “Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth In the pockets of people like me: down on their luck You see, it was my wife who you decided to”
JEFFERSON: Whaaaat—
HAMILTON: She courted me Escorted me to bed and when she had me in a corner That’s when Reynolds extorted me For a sordid fee I paid him quarterly I may have mortally wounded my prospects But my papers are orderly! As you can see I kept a record of every check in my checkered History. Check it again against your list n’ see consistency I never spent a cent that wasn’t mine You sent the dogs after my scent, that’s fine Yes, I have reasons for shame But I have not committed treason and sullied my good name As you can see I have done nothing to provoke legal action Are my answers to your satisfaction?
JEFFERSON: My God
MADISON: Gentlemen, let’s go
HAMILTON: So?
JEFFERSON AND MADISON: The people won’t know what we know
HAMILTON: Burr! How do I know you won’t use this against me The next time we go toe to toe?
BURR: Alexander, rumors only grow. And we both Know what we know
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#36 Hurricane
HAMILTON: In the eye of a hurricane There is quiet For just a moment A yellow sky
When I was seventeen a hurricane Destroyed my town I didn’t drown I couldn’t seem to die
I wrote my way out Wrote everything down far as I could see I wrote my way out I looked up and the town had its eyes on me
They passed a plate around Total strangers Moved to kindness by my story Raised enough for me to book passage on a Ship that was New York bound…
I wrote my way out of hell I wrote my way to revolution I was louder than the crack in the bell I wrote Eliza love letters until she fell I wrote about The Constitution and defended it well And in the face of ignorance and resistance I wrote financial systems into existence And when my prayers to God were met with indifference I picked up a pen, I wrote my own deliverance
In the eye of a hurricane There is quiet For just a moment A yellow sky
I was twelve when my mother died She was holding me We were sick and she was holding me I couldn’t seem to die
BURR: Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it…
HAMILTON: I’ll write my way out…
BURR AND ENSEMBLE: Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it…
HAMILTON: Write ev’rything down, far as I can see…
BURR AND ENSEMBLE: Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait…
WASHINTON, ELIZA, ANGELICA & MARIA: History has its eyes on you.
HAMILTON: I’ll write my way out… Overwhelm them with honesty.
HAMILTON: This is the eye of the hurricane, this is the only Way I can protect my legacy…
COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON): Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait…
HAMILTON: The Reynolds Pamphlet
~~~ #37 The Reynolds Pamphlet
FULL COMPANY: The Reynolds Pamphlet
JEFFERSON/MADISON/ANGELICA: Have you read this?
BURR/JEFFERSON/MADISON: Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair And he wrote it down right there
MADISON: Highlights!
HAMILTON/JEFFERSON: “The charge against me Is a connection with one JAMES: James Reynolds! James Reynolds! For purposes of Improper speculation BURR: My real crime is an My real crime is an Amorous connection with his wife Amorous connection with his wife For a considerable time With his knowing consent
MADISON/BURR/JEFFERSON: Damn!
HAMILTON/JEFFERSON/MADISON: “I had frequent meetings with her Most of them at my own house.”
BURR: At his own house!
MADISON: At his own house!
DEEP VOICE: Damn!
HAMILTON/JEFFERSON: “Mrs. Hamilton with our children being absent On a visit to her father.”
MADISON/BURR: No…
COMPANY: Boooo!
MADISON/BURR: Have you read this?
JEFFERSON: Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
MADISON/BURR: Never gon’ be President now
JEFFERSON: Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
MADISON/BURR: Never gon’ be President now
JEFFERSON: He’s never gon’ be President now
MADISON/BURR: Never gon’ be President now
JEFFERSON: That’s one less thing to worry about
JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR: That’s one less thing to worry about!
ANGELICA: I came as soon as I heard
JEFFERSON: What?!
HAMILTON: Angelica
COMPANY: All the way from London?! Damn
HAMILTON: Angelica, thank God Someone who understands what I’m Struggling here to do
ANGELICA: I’m not here for you
ENSEMBLE: Oooooh!
ANGELICA: I know my sister like I know my own mind You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind I love my sister more than anything in this life I will choose her happiness over mine every time Put what we had aside I’m standing at her side You could never be satisfied God, I hope you’re satisfied
JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR: Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
That’s one less thing to worry about.
JEFFERSON/MADISON/HAMILTON: ENSEMBLE: Hey! Well he’s never gon’ At least he was be President now honest with our money! . Well he’s never gon’ . be President now
. Well he’s never gon’ . be President now
Hey! At least he was honest with our money! . That’s one less thing . to worry about.
FULL COMPANY: That’s one less thing to worry about! The Reynolds Pamphlet
JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR: Have you read this? You ever see somebody ruin their own life?
COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON/ELIZA): His poor wife
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#38 Burn
I saved every letter you wrote me From the moment I read them I knew you were mine You said you were mine I thought were mine
Do you know what Angelica said When we saw your first letter arrive? She said: "Be careful with that one, love he will do what it takes to survive.”
You and your words flooded my senses Your sentences left me defenseless You built me palaces out of paragraphs You built cathedrals
I’m re-reading the letters you wrote me I’m searching and scanning for answers In every line For some kind of sign And when you were mine The world seemed to burn Burn
You published the letters she wrote you You told the whole world how you brought this girl Into our bed In clearing your name You have ruined our lives
Do you know what Angelica said When she read what you’d done? She said: “You have married an Icarus. He has flown too close to the sun.”
You and your words obsessed with your legacy Your sentences border on senseless And you are paranoid in every paragraph How they perceive you- You, you, you
I’m erasing myself from the narrative Let future historians wonder How Eliza reacted When you broke her heart You have torn it all apart I’m watching it burn Watching it burn
The world has no right to my heart The world has no place in our bed They don’t get to know what I said I’m burning the memories Burning the letters that might have redeemed you
You forfeit all rights to my heart You forfeit the place in our bed You’ll sleep in your office instead With only the memories of when you were mine
I hope that you burn
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#39 Blow Us All Away
PHILIP: Meet the latest graduate of King’s College! I prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but, dag, I amaze and astonish! The scholars say I got the same virtuosity and brains as my pops! The ladies say my brain’s not where the resemblance stops! I’m only nineteen but my mind is older Gotta be my own man, like my father, but bolder I shoulder his legacy with pride I used to hear him say That someday I would—
ENSEMBLE: Blow us all away
PHILIP: Ladies, I’m lookin for a Mr. George Eacker Made a speech last week, our Fourth of July speaker He disparaged my father’s legacy in front of a crowd I can’t have that, I’m making my father proud
MARTHA: I saw him just up Broadway a couple of blocks He was goin’ to see a play
PHILIP: Well, I’ll go visit his box
DOLLY: God, you’re a fox
PHILIP: And y’all look pretty good in ya’ frocks How ‘bout when I get back, we all strip down to our socks?
BOTH: Ok!
COMPANY: Blow us all away!
PHILIP: George!
GEORGE: Shh
PHILIP: George!
GEORGE: Shh! I’m tryin’ to watch the show!
PHILIP: Ya’ shoulda watched your mouth before you Talked about my father though!
GEORGE: I didn’t say anything that wasn’t true You father’s a scoundrel, and so, it seems, are you
ENSEMBLE: Ooooooooooh!
PHILIP: It’s like that?
GEORGE: Yeah, I don’t fool around I’m not your little schoolboy friends
PHILIP: See you on the dueling ground That is, unless you wanna step outside and go now
GEORGE: I know where to find you, piss off I’m watchin’ this show now
PHILIP: Pops, if you had only heard the shit he said about you I doubt you would have let it slide and I was not about to—
HAMILTON: Slow down
PHILIP: I came to ask you for advice. This is my very first duel They don’t exactly cover this subject in boarding school
HAMILTON: Did your friends attempt to negotiate a peace?
PHILIP: He refused to apologize, we had to let the peace talks cease
HAMILTON: Where is this happening?
PHILIP: Across the river, in Jersey
HAMILTON/PHILIP: Everything is legal in New Jersey…
HAMILTON Alright. So this is what you’re gonna do: Stand there like a man until Eacker is in front of you When the time comes, fire your weapon in the air This will put an end to the whole affair
PHILIP: But what if he decides to shoot? Then I’m a goner
HAMILTON: No. He’ll follow suit if he’s truly a man of honor To take someone’s life, that is something you can’t shake Philip, your mother can’t take another heartbreak
PHILIP: Father—
HAMILTON: Promise me. You don’t want this Young man’s blood on your conscience
PHILIP: Okay, I promise
HAMILTON: Come back home when you’re done Take my guns. Be smart. Make me proud, son
PHILIP: My name is Philip I am a poet I’m a little nervous, but I can’t show it I’m sorry, I’m a Hamilton with pride You talk about my father, I cannot let it slide Mister Eacker! How was the rest of your show?
GEORGE: I’d rather skip the pleasantries Let’s go Grab your pistol
PHILIP: Confer with your men The duel will commence after we count to ten
ENSEMBLE: Count to ten!
PHILIP: Look ‘em in the eye, aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then slowly and clearly aim your gun towards the sky—
MALE ENSEMBLE: One two three four
FULL ENSEMBLE: Five six seven
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#40 Stay Alive (Reprise)
ENSEMBLE WOMEN: Stay alive… Stay alive…
HAMILTON: Where’s my son?
DOCTOR: Mr. Hamilton, come in. They brought him in a half an hour ago. He lost a lot of blood on the way over.
ENSEMBLE WOMEN: Stay alive…
HAMILTON: Is he alive?
DOCTOR: Yes. But you have to understand The bullet entered just above his hip and Lodged in his right arm
HAMILTON: Can I see him please?
DOCTOR: I’m doing ev’rything I can, but the wound was Already infected when he arrived—
HAMILTON: Philip
PHILIP: Pa I did exactly as you said, Pa I held my head up high
HAMILTON: I know, I know. Shh PHILIP: I know, I know High Shh. I know you did Ev’rything just right . Even before we got to ten Shh . I was aiming for the sky I know, I know I know, I know I was aiming for the sky I know
Save your strength and ENSEMBLE MEN: Stay alive… Stay alive…
ELIZA: No!
HAMILTON: Eliza
ELIZA: Is he breathing? Is he going to survive this?
ELIZA: Who did this, Alexander, did you know?
PHILIP: Mom, I’m so sorry for forgetting what you taught me
ELIZA: My son
PHILIP: We played piano
ELIZA: I taught you piano
PHILIP: You would put your hands on mine
ELIZA: You changed the melody every time
PHILIP: Ha. I would always change the line
ELIZA: Shh. I know, I know
PHILIP: I would always change the line
ELIZA: I know, I know
ELIZA: Un deux trois quatre Cinq six sept huit neuf
PHILIP: Un deux trois quatre Cinq six sept huit neuf
ELIZA: Good Un deux trois quatre PHILIP: Cinq six sept Un deux trois… Huit neuf Sept huit neuf— Sept huit…
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#41 It’s Quiet Uptown
ANGELICA: There are moments that the words don’t reach There is suffering too terrible to name You hold your child as tight as you can And push away the unimaginable The moments when you’re in so deep It feels easier to just swim down
ANGELICA/ENSEMBLE: The Hamiltons move uptown And learn to live with the unimaginable
HAMILTON: I spend hours in the garden I walk alone to the store And it’s quiet uptown I never liked the quiet before I take the children to church on Sunday A sign of the cross at the door And I pray That never used to happen before
ANGELICA AND WOMEN: If you see him in the street, walking by Himself, talking to himself, have pity
HAMILTON: Philip, you would like it uptown It’s quiet uptown
ANGELICA AND WOMEN: He is working through the unimaginable
ALL MEN (EXCEPT HAMILTON): His hair has gone grey. He passes every day They say he walks the length of the city
HAMILTON: You knock me out, I fall apart
COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON AND ELIZA): Can you imagine?
HAMILTON: Look at where we are Look at where we started I know I don’t deserve you, Eliza But hear me out. That would be enough
If I could spare his life If I could trade his life for mine He’d be standing here right now And you would smile, and that would be enough I don’t pretend to know The challenges we’re facing I know there’s no replacing what we’ve lost And you need time But I’m not afraid I know who I married Just let me stay here by your side That would be enough
COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON AND ELIZA): If you see him in the street, walking by her Side, talking by her side, have pity
HAMILTON: Eliza, do you like it uptown? It’s quiet uptown
COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON AND ELIZA): He is trying to do the unimaginable See them walking in the park, long after dark Taking in the sights of the city
HAMILTON: Look around, look around, Eliza
COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON AND ELIZA): They are trying to do the unimaginable
ANGELICA: There are moments that the words don’t reach There is a grace too powerful to name We push away what we can never understand We push away the unimaginable They are standing in the garden Alexander by Eliza’s side She takes his hand
ELIZA: It’s quiet uptown
COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON AND ELIZA): Forgiveness. Can you imagine? Forgiveness. Can you imagine? If you see him in the street, walking by her Side, talking by her side, have pity They are going through the unimaginable
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#42 The Election of 1800
[Intro: Thomas Jefferson, (Ensemble)] The Election of 1800! Can we get back to politics? Please? Yo…
[Verse 1: Thomas Jefferson] Every action has its equal opposite reaction John Adams shat the bed; I love the guy, but he’s in traction Poor Alexander Hamilton, he is missing in action So now I’m facing Aaron Burr with his own faction
[James Madison] He’s very attractive in the North, New Yorkers like his chances
[Jefferson] He’s not very forthcoming on any particular stances
[Madison] Ask him a question, it glances off, he obfuscates, he dances
[Jefferson] And they say I’m a Francophile, at least they know I know where France is
[Madison] Thomas, that’s the problem; see, they see Burr as a less extreme you You need to change course, a key endorsement might redeem you
[Jefferson] Who did you have in mind?
[Madison] Don’t laugh
[Jefferson] Who is it?
[Madison] You used to work on the same staff.
[Jefferson] Whaaaat?
[Hook 1: Thomas Jefferson and James Madison]
[Madison] It might be nice, it might be nice To get Hamilton on your side
[Jefferson and Madison] It might be nice, it might be nice To get Hamilton on your side
[Break: Aaron Burr and (Ensemble)] Talk less! (Burr!) Smile more! (Burr!) Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for! (Burr!) Shake hands with him! (Burr!) Charm her! (Burr!) It’s 1800; ladies, tell your husbands, vote for Burr!
[Verse 2: Various Ensemble] I don’t like Adams! Well, he’s gonna lose, that’s just defeatist. And Jefferson? In love with France! Yeah, he’s so elitist! I like that Aaron Burr! I can’t believe we’re here with him! He seems approachable? Like you could grab a beer with him
[Bridge 1: (Alexander Hamilton) & Ensemble] Dear Mr. Hamilton Your fellow Federalists would like to know how you’ll be voting (It’s quiet uptown…) Dear Mr. Hamilton John Adams doesn’t stand a chance, so who you are you promoting? (It’s quiet uptown…) Jefferson or Burr? Jefferson or Burr? We know, it’s lose/lose Jefferson or Burr? Jefferson or Burr? But if you had to choose… Dear Mr. Hamilton John Adams doesn’t stand a chance, so who you are you promoting? But if you had to choose!
[Verse 3: Alexander Hamilton & Aaron Burr]
[Hamilton] Well, if isn’t Aaron Burr, sir.
[Burr] Alexander!
[Hamilton] You’ve created quite a stir, sir.
[Burr] I’m going door to door!
[Hamilton] You’re openly campaigning?
[Burr] Sure!
[Hamilton] That’s new.
[Burr] Honestly, it’s kind of draining
[Hamilton] Burr?
[Burr] Sir?
[Hamilton] Is there anything you wouldn’t do?
[Burr] No, I’m chasing what I want, and you know what?
[Hamilton] What?
[Burr] I learned that from you
[Bridge 2: James Madison, Thomas Jefferson and (Ensemble)]
(If you had to choose, if you had to choose…)
[Madison] …It’s a tie
(If you had to choose, if you had to choose…)
[Jefferson] It’s up to the delegates
(If you had to choose, if you had to choose…)
[Jefferson and Madison] It’s up to Hamilton!
(If you had to choose, if you had to choose…) (Jefferson or Burr? Jefferson or Burr?) (Choose, choose, choose!)
[Verse 4: Alexander Hamilton and (Ensemble)] Yo (Oh!) The people are asking to hear my voice (Oh!) But the country is facing a difficult choice (Oh!) And you were to ask me who I’d promote… (Oh!) …Jefferson has my vote (Oh!) I have never agreed with Jefferson once… (Oh!) We have fought on like 75 different fronts (Oh!) But when all said and all is done… Jefferson has beliefs; Burr has none
[Hook 2: Thomas Jefferson, Aaron Burr, James Madison and (Ensemble)] (Ooooh!)
[Jefferson and Madison] Well, I’ll be damned! Well, I’ll be damned!
[Madison] Hamilton’s on your side
(Well, I’ll be damned! Well, I’ll be damned!)
[Madison] And… you won in a landslide
[Burr] Congrats on a race well won I did give you a fight.
[Jefferson] Uh-huh…
[Burr] I look forward to our partnership.
[Jefferson] Our partnership?
[Burr] As your vice president!
[Jefferson] [laughs] Yeah, right!
[Outro: Thomas Jefferson and James Madison]
[Jefferson] You hear this guy? Man openly campaigns against me, talking ‘bout “I look forward to our partnership!”
[Madison] It is crazy that the guy who comes in second gets to be vice president
[Jefferson] OOOH! Y’know what, we can change that! Y’know why?
[Madison] Why?
[Jefferson] ‘Cause I’m the president! Burr… When you see Hamilton, thank him for the endorsement.
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#43 Your Obedient Servant
BURR: How does Hamilton An arrogant Immigrant, orphan Bastard, whoreson Somehow endorse Thomas Jefferson, his enemy A man he’s despised since the beginning Just to keep me from winning? I wanna be in the room where it happens
BURR AND COMPANY: The room where it happens The room where it happens
BURR: You’ve kept me from
BURR AND COMPANY: The room where it happens
BURR: For the last time
Dear Alexander:
I am slow to anger But I toe the line As I reckon with the effects Of your life on mine I look back on where I failed And in every place I checked The only common thread has been your disrespect Now you call me “amoral,” A “dangerous disgrace,” If you’ve got something to say Name a time and place Face to face
I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant A dot Burr
HAMILTON: Mr. Vice President:
I am not the reason no one trusts you No one knows what you believe I will not equivocate on my opinion I have always worn it on my sleeve Even if I said what you think I said You would need to cite a more specific grievance Here’s an itemized list of thirty years of disagreements
BURR: Sweet Jesus
HAMILTON: Hey, I have not been shy I am just a guy in the public eye Tryin’ to do my best for our republic I don’t wanna fight But I won’t apologize for doing what’s right
I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant A dot Ham
BURR: Careful how you proceed, good man Intemperate indeed, good man Answer for the accusations I lay at your feet or Prepare to bleed, good man
HAMILTON: Burr, your grievance is legitimate I stand by what I said, every bit of it You stand only for yourself It’s what you do I can’t apologize because it’s true
BURR: Then stand, Alexander Weehawken. Dawn Guns. Drawn
HAMILTON: You’re on
BURR AND HAMILTON: I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant
HAMILTON: A dot Ham
BURR: A dot Burr
~~~
#44 Best of Wives and Best of Women
[ELIZA] Alexander, come back to sleep
[HAMILTON] I have an early meeting out of town
[ELIZA] It’s still dark outside
[HAMILTON] I know, I just need to write something down
[ELIZA] Why do you write like you’re running out of time?
[HAMILTON] Shh
[ELIZA] Come back to bed, that would be enough
[HAMILTON] I’ll be back before you know I’m gone
[ELIZA] Come back to sleep
[HAMILTON] This meeting’s at dawn
[ELIZA] Well I’m going back to sleep
[HAMILTON] Hey, best of wives and best of women
~~~
#45 The World Was Wide Enough MALE COMPANY: One two three four
FULL COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON AND BURR): Five six seven eight nine—
BURR: There are ten things you need to know
COMPANY: Number one!
BURR: We rowed across the Hudson at dawn My friend, William P. Van Ness signed on as my—
BURR AND COMPANY: Number two!
BURR: Hamilton arrived with his crew: Nathaniel Pendleton and a doctor that he knew
COMPANY: Number three!
BURR: I watched Hamilton examine the terrain I wish I could tell you what was happ’ning in his brain This man has poisoned my political pursuits!
COMPANY: Most disputes die and no one shoots! Number four!
BURR: Hamilton drew first position Looking, to the world, like a man on a mission This is a soldier with a marksman’s ability The doctor turned around so he could have deniability
COMPANY Five!
BURR Now I didn’t know this at the time But we were—
BURR AND PHILIP: HAMILTON: Near the same spot Near the same spot Your son died, is that My son died, is that Why— Why—
COMPANY: Six!
BURR: He examined his gun with such rigor? I watched as he methodically fiddled with the trigger
COMPANY: Seven!
BURR: Confession time? here’s what I got: My fellow soldiers’ll tell you I’m a terrible shot
COMPANY: Number eight!
BURR/HAMILTON/ENSEMBLE MEN: Your last chance to negotiate Send in your seconds, see if they can set the record straight
BURR: They won’t teach you this in your classes But look it up, Hamilton was wearing his glasses Why? If not to take deadly aim? It’s him or me, the world will never be the same I had only one thought before the slaughter: This man will not make an orphan of my daughter
COMPANY: Number nine!
BURR: Look him in the eye, aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then count:
COMPANY: One two three four five six seven eight nine Number ten paces! Fire!—
HAMILTON: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory Is this where it gets me, on my feet, sev’ral feet ahead of me? I see it coming, do I run or fire my gun or let it be? There is no beat, no melody Burr, my first friend, my enemy Maybe the last face I ever see If I throw away my shot, is this how you’ll remember me? What if this bullet is my legacy?
Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see I wrote some notes at the beginning of a song someone will sing for me America, you great unfinished symphony, you sent for me You let me make a difference A place where even orphan immigrants Can leave their fingerprints and rise up I’m running out of time. I’m running, and my time’s up Wise up. Eyes up I catch a glimpse of the other side Laurens leads a soldiers’ chorus on the other side My son is on the other side He’s with my mother on the other side Washington is watching from the other side
Teach me how to say goodbye
Rise up, rise up, rise up Eliza
My love, take your time I’ll see you on the other side Raise a glass to freedom…
BURR AND COMPANY: He aims his pistol at the sky—
BURR: Wait!
BURR: I strike him right between his ribs I walk towards him, but I am ushered away They row him back across the Hudson I get a drink
COMPANY: Aaaah Aaaah Aaaah
BURR: I hear wailing in the streets
COMPANY: Aaaah Aaaah Aaaah
BURR: Somebody tells me, “You’d better hide.”
COMPANY: Aaaah Aaaah Aaaah
BURR: They say
BURR AND ANGELICA: Angelica and Eliza—
BURR: Were both at his side when he died Death doesn’t discriminate Between the sinners and the saints It takes and it takes and it takes History obliterates In every picture it paints It paints me and all my mistakes When Alexander aimed At the sky He may have been the first one to die But I’m the one who paid for it
I survived, but I paid for it
Now I’m the villain in your history I was too young and blind to see… I should’ve known I should’ve known The world was wide enough for both Hamilton and me The world was wide enough for both Hamilton and me
~~~
#46 Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
WASHINGTON: Let me tell you what I wish I’d known When I was young and dreamed of glory You have no control:
WASHINGTON AND COMPANY: Who lives Who dies Who tells your story?
BURR: President Jefferson:
JEFFERSON: I’ll give him this: his financial system is a Work of genius. I couldn’t undo it if I tried And I tried
WASHINGTON AND COMPANY: Who lives Who dies Who tells your story?
BURR: President Madison:
MADISON: He took our country from bankruptcy to prosperity I hate to admit it, but he doesn’t get enough credit For all the credit he gave us
WASHINGTON AND COMPANY: Who lives Who dies Who tells your story?
ANGELICA: Every other founding father story gets told Every other founding father gets to grow old
BURR: But when you’re gone, who remembers your name? Who keeps your flame?
BURR AND MEN: Who tells your story? ANGELICA AND WOMEN: . Who tells your story? Who tells your story? Your story?
WOMEN: Eliza
ELIZA: I put myself back in the narrative
WOMEN: Eliza
ELIZA: I stop wasting time on tears I live another fifty years It’s not enough
COMPANY: Eliza
ELIZA: I interview every soldier who fought by your side
MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE/LAURENS: She tells our story
ELIZA: I try to make sense of your thousands of pages of writings You really do write like you’re running out of
ELIZA AND COMPANY: Time
ELIZA: I rely on—
ELIZA AND ANGELICA: Angelica
ELIZA: While she’s alive—
ELIZA AND ANGELICA: We tell your story
ELIZA: She is buried in Trinity Church
ELIZA AND ANGELICA: Near you
ELIZA: When I needed her most, she was right on
ELIZA AND COMPANY: Time
ELIZA: And I’m still not through I ask myself, “What would you do if you had more”
ELIZA AND COMPANY: Time
ELIZA: The Lord, in his kindness He gives me what you always wanted He gives me more—
ELIZA AND COMPANY: Time
ELIZA: I raise funds in D.C. for the Washington Monument
WASHINGTON: She tells my story
ELIZA: I speak out against slavery You could have done so much more if you only had—
ELIZA AND COMPANY: Time
ELIZA: And when my time is up, have I done enough?
ELIZA: COMPANY: Will they tell our story? Will they tell your story?
ELIZA: Oh. Can I show you what I’m proudest of?
COMPANY: The orphanage
ELIZA: I established the first private orphanage in New York City
COMPANY: The orphanage
ELIZA: I help to raise hundreds of children I get to see them growing up
COMPANY: The orphanage
ELIZA: In their eyes I see you, Alexander I see you every—
ELIZA AND COMPANY: Time
ELIZA: And when my time is up Have I done enough? COMPANY: Will they tell my story? Will they tell your story?
ELIZA: Oh, I can’t wait to see you again It’s only a matter of—
ELIZA AND COMPANY: Time
COMPANY: Will they tell your story? COMPANY: . Time… Who lives, who dies, who tells your story? . Time… Will they tell your story? . Time… Who lives, who dies—
FULL COMPANY: Who tells your story?
~~~
“Lovingly Memed by your dearest friend, Alicia Night” Who can resist forcing others to scroll for 10 hours just to get to the next post
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