#JOKING IM JOKING

[boppinbee]

i don’t know bestie

has your man ever taken your jacket off the dying body of the woman that was his ex and your old crush just so he can have something of yours as he leaves the country after gutting you in his kitchen?

yeah no? somethin to think about then

#joking im joking #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #will x hannibal #hannigram

[beebopboom]

we all just bonded over what the final 15 put us through huh?

#joking im joking #it was really bildad the shuhite #or yknow #literally everything else #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses

[secondstar-acorn]

did team starkid give you unrealistic expectations for your university theatre experience or are you normal

#I am a victim of ‘go blue’ #JOKING IM JOKING #but also not really #starkid #team starkid #avpm #a very potter musical #avps #me and my dick #mamd

[oh-snapperss]

damn these unus annus wannabes are getting more insane by the day

#JOKING IM JOKING

[art-o-bart-o]

I feel like Jesus blessing people when I'm told that I draw Francis (Milk Man) correctly/accurate

#thats not my neighbor #joking im joking #but also please i don't understand how people draw him like a stalker tf

[thecottagecorebisexuals]

Writing canon compliant Marikata fic is so easy. Just make Katarina realize somehow that maybe wanting to marry someone means that they have romantic feelings towards them and boom. Instant reciprocity.

#joking im joking #the hard part is that these two dumbasses won't confess to each other #so you gotta use your imagination (ew) to cook up a situation that'll make them fess up #marikata #hamefura #bakarina #hamehura #katarina claes #my next life as a villainess #maria campbell #otome game no hametsu flag #catarina claes

[ponytailzuko]

y’all, they put my ap credits in at my college and it gave me 34 credits??? by the end of this semester, if i pass everything ill have 53 out of 60 credits. i thought i had a year and a half left for community college to figure out what i want to major in, but this may not be the case. about to open a poll so my tumblr followers can decide what my major should be if i dont decide by the end of the school year

#cal.ibrations #JOKING IM JOKING #but can you fucking IMAGINE #this is why tumblr needs polls then itd be perfect. #the only thing twitter has that tumblr does not... ALAS.

[nightmareentertainment]

Anyways so how we feeling about Dave and Thatcher's break up in vol4 guys /j

#JOKING IM JOKING #tmc #the mandela catalogue

[rayclubs]

Saw someone tag my post "sort of funny" mate just break into my house and shoot me dead why don't you

#ray's bs #joking im joking #sort of funny

[miamignonette]

Andrew Garfield is single???

i just looked it up and turns out he is! apparently he broke up with his gf a few months ago soooooo if he and taylor want to be rebound buddies…

#JOKING IM JOKING #asks

[forlorn-crows]

I have a confession. I was the mysterious quintessence hypnosis anon and I have, somehow, don't ask me how, written 2.5k of Goodest Boy Ifrit trying to be even gooder.

However - I am kind of anxious, because a) I'm new to ghumblr, b) we've never interacted beyond that ask, and c) there are absolutely no Ifritties involved (I know, I'm ashamed of myself). I guess I'm just worried about you thinking I'm being creepy or acting like we're friends when we're not, so I wanted to ask first before I posted it - would you like to read some delicious almost-smut?

creepy????you literally asked me who i wanted aether to zonk and you WROTE IT?? why would i ever be anything but THANKFUL??? please gib me the good boy. thank u so much for writing this!

also welcome to tumblr, ghestie!! we're all pretty chill here, do not worry your kind little head.

#ask #askingforthesun #no ifritties? points docked #JOKING IM JOKING #IM NICE I SWEAR #I LIKE MAKING FRIENDS

[drtwobrains]

two brains could take over and turn the city into cheese if he just showed some more skin..........

#JOKING IM JOKING #or am i. #suggestive text #maybe #twobrainz.txt

[honiegoo]

I change my mind, Monnie is cringe (derogatory)/j

#JOKING IM JOKING #I adore you monnie bls #Goo jibbers

[xx-ames-xx]

i could've done MoA but rick couldn't have done SOHAE and i live by that

#joking im joking

[dreamsclock]

sparrow i am sick in the head /j

i was at a college soccer game and all i could think of was that dream’s built like a goalie

you’re rightansnon you are sick in the head but so is everyone in dtblr / dreblr so don’t worry :)

#JOKING IM JOKING #you’re so right though for real he is goalie material

[prisonpodcast]

Double standards towards dsmp characters are only fine when I do them <3

#JOKING IM JOKING #I’m not really into posting lore takes anyways #I was more talking about my general attitudes towards the characters