#Izzy/everyone

[napneeders]

the crew giving Izzy a flea bath while he snarls and tries to bite them :)

#izzy/everyone #izzy hands

[izzyrarepairkinkmeme]

[IZZY/CREW + MODERN au, Hitman, misunderstandings]

Ed and Izzy where in the navy together and after an incident that resulted in Izzy losing his leg and Ed being dishonourably discharged, Izzy (and ED if you want) is recruited into being a hitman by hornigold.

Ed gets his happy ending with Stede some time between the leg and current time and opened a couple of businesses.

Izzy is sent to Ed's current City for quite a large messy job so decides to reach out/snoop on how his old friends doing/wants help leaving the business and frequents their coffeehouse whilst he's in town. (Ed pand Stede are out if town)

A couple of the baristas he's gotten chatty (for Izzy) with realise the beat up car someone's obviously living out of belongs to the new cute veteran regular that might know Ed but oh what luck they've realised it just before that bad weather fronts supposed to be coming in. So now being the good samaritans that they are they very politely abduct him to stay at the house share they live at until the weather gets better.

Izzy is now trying to conduct assassinations in little tiny windows of time out of the house share while the resident polycules seem to be attempting to woo him.

+bonus if Izzy doesn't realise it but his employers expect this to be his last job and that it'll go unfinished, he is however too competent for their plans.

Also a cute option if you don't want to do the retirement plot a slice of life story of Izzy being a grizzled hardened ex hitman of a house husband for his polycules. (way of the house husband style)

♠

#prompt #round 1 #unfilled #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #everyone #izzy/everyone #crewhands #all deck on hands

[darkfire359]

My personal ranking of Izzy ships, based entirely on how much I like them:

1. Blackhands: My beloved toxic dumpster fire! Izzy just has so many feelings here, it’s hard to not want to focus on it. Probably a personal favorite just because of all the interesting power dynamics here (which I love). Hard to ever have a happy ending with this ship, but that’s okay.

2. Steddyhands: I feel like all my favorite fics are this. A good way to get the fun of Blackhands without everyone involved being miserable forever. I love it when the dynamic is “experienced vet helping new intern with world’s meanest cat.” I love it when the dynamic is “divorced couple get a marriage counselor, repair their marriage, also marry the marriage counselor.” And I love it when it’s just straight-up Ed and Stede conspiring together to seduce their grumpy first mate. So many fun takes on this!

3. Lusrael: I ship it more every time I see Nathan and Con do anything together. I think it’s the single most likely ship to happen in canon (not counting the Blackhands failmarriage). I think I’m personally just a little less excited by the dynamic in fics.

4. Gentlehands: Hard for this to not just be Steddyhands, but I do appreciate it on its own. Probably my favorite angle is “bitter rivals must team up to win back their ex, have hatesex, spend the whole time imagining their rival is actually their ex, accidentally fall in love.”

5. Calicohands: This ship made me actually like Jack as a character, sometimes. I think Jack’s style of affection of affection is something Izzy could actually accept (tackle-hugs, nuggies, friendly shoulder punch, etc) and while it’s not optimal, our poor baby might be touch-starved enough to like it anyway. I also like Jack having unrequited feelings and the resulting angst (in case you couldn’t tell from my #1 ship).

6. Jackie/Izzy: They’re actually friends, maybe! And Jackie would be the type of dom Izzy would love. Izzy does seem more gay than bi to me though, unfortunately.

7. Izzy/OC: Obviously highly variable. I’ve certainly enjoyed Izzy/Bryce from HoHW quite a lot, as well some other one-off portrayals of Sam. But #7 is probably appropriate in terms of how likely I am to actively seek out such fics.

8. Ivan/Fang/Izzy: I think I saw some art of this like once and it was good art. Also I see David and Con taking newlywed pics together and it makes me like Fang/Izzy more. IDK. They’re there, they know each other, it could happen.

9. Izzy/Roach: They both like sharp weapons. Roach at least tried to give Izzy a sandwich once, which was nice. But they don’t have much actual or implied interaction in the show.

10. Jim/Izzy: I’m very excited about them together platonically. Maybe it could work romantically? But unlike Lucius and Pete, Jim/Olu don’t come off as quite so poly.

11. Izzy/Pete: They could bond over being Blackbeard fans. They could get together by both dating Lucius. Possibilities exist.

11. Izzy/Frenchie: I’ve enjoyed some fics of this, but overall, I admittedly don’t see the appeal. Frenchie taunted Izzy with “In your face, Jizzy!” after he lost the duel. Izzy held Frenchie at gunpoint in a scary (rather than a sexual tension-y) way. It feels like this ship is just happening because Frenchie and Izzy are stuck on the same ship together post-e10.

12. Izzy/Buttons: Butthands is a terrible name. I think Buttons is in a monogamous relationship with the sea. Good art though.

13. Izzy/Wee John: John is big and could lift Izzy in a princess carry. I can’t think of anything else to say here.

14. Izzy/Olu: I feel like this would be a healthy relationship for Izzy, because Olu is the type of person who has healthy relationships. Therefore, Izzy would never go for him.

15. Izzy/Swede: I feel like Izzy would actually hate this. The Swede is probably the least competent member of the Revenge crew. This relationship would be a disaster and not in the fun way like Blackhands is.

16. Izzy/Mary: I really really like them platonically. So much. But I feel like a romance would make negative sense.

17. Izzy/Chauncey: This actually skeeves me out, no.

#izzy hands #Izzy/everyone #blackhands #steddyhands #lusrael #gentlehands #calicohands

[notthewriteryourelookingfor]

Twitter had a "get Izzy laid" day as if we haven't been putting him in sexual situations from the second he walked on screen flanked by his leather bois.

And since I'm an Izzy enjoyer, I did write one too.

Trans Izzy gets fucked by the whole crew cuz he's a needy bottom.

#our flag means death #ofmd #our flag means death fan fiction #izzy hands #get izzy laid day #izzy/everyone #izzy/the crew of the revenge #steddyhands

[internerdionality]

Just posted Chapter 14 of Drunken Sailor, in which Izzy starts to regret his machinations... 

Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Israel Hands/Everyone Additional Tags: Bets & Wagers, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations, Knifeplay as Flirting, BDSM, Masochism, Dom/sub, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Humor, Israel Hands Needs a Hug, Israel Hands Has Issues, Sub Israel Hands, Izzy does not get tortured in this fic, emotionally or otherwise

Based on this tumblr thread (and fanart, go check it out!) suggesting that the crew make a wager on who could seduce Izzy the fastest.

#izzy/everyone #spriggy #blackhands #gentlebeard #ao3fic #fanfic #archive of our own #our flag means death #ofmd

[ohmyglobwhatthefrickamievendoing]

the way we've reached a point where somehow izzy's the healthiest person in this dynamic

#he's actually talking it through! with everyone! #and you two are out here acting like 14 year old boys?????? #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #our flag means death season 2 #our flag means death s2 #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd stede #ofmd izzy #ofmd edward teach #ofmd ed teach #stede bonnet #edward teach #izzy hands #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #steddyhands #edizzy #blackhands #stizzy #gentlehands

[dickwheelie]

vibes for s2e5

#ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #hes everyones mom and id do anything for him

[laceratedlamiaceae]

He's their unicorn 🦄

#i don't care how many times this specific gifset has been made it needs to be on everyone's dash forever #our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #gifset #ofmdedit #ofmd season 2 #ofmd season 2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers

[imchoccy]

You could tell me you ship Izzy Hands with literally any ofmd character and I would think “yeah makes sense” and I think that’s beautiful.

#our flag means death #izzy hands #ofmd #stizzy #edizzy #steddyhands #izzy x lucius #izzy x frenchie #izzy x blackbeard #izzy x stede #izzy x ed #izzy x fang #izzy x everyone #you get the point #ofmd izzy

[hazeofhearts]

nobody’s doing it like erika ishii and siobhan thompson

#everyone was so supremely sexy in this ep #burrow’s end #burrow's end #dimension 20 #d20 #erika ishii #siobhan thompson #aabria iyengar #brennan lee mulligan #rashawn scott #jasper cartwright #izzy roland #video

[themistymountainscold]

ed: i learned some very valuable lessons from this.

izzy: i’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

ed: death isn’t real, and i’m basically God.

#everyone proceeds to kick him off the ship #it's actually ep 4 guys #ofmd #our flag means death #incorrect quotes #ofmd incorrect quotes #ofmd meme #edward teach #izzy hands #blackbeard #ofmd s2 #our flag means death s2

[internerdionality]

New chapter in my fic where the crew makes a wager on who can seduce Izzy!

This is the fic that keeps giving... I’m gonna admit to you all right now, I know how this fic ends, but I got no clue how I’m getting from here to there!

In this fic, Izzy starts trying to make amends after Jim’s callout. 

Chapters: 15/? Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs, Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Israel Hands/Jim Jimenez, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands, Israel Hands/Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Adding more tags as they become relevant... :D Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Black Pete (Our Flag Means Death), Lucius Spriggs, Israel Hands, Oluwande Boodhari, Jim Jimenez, Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Wee John Feeney, Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Ivan (Our Flag Means Death), The Swede (Our Flag Means Death), Buttons (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Bets & Wagers, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations, Knifeplay as Flirting, BDSM, Masochism, Dom/sub, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Humor, Israel Hands Needs a Hug, Israel Hands Has Issues, Sub Israel Hands, Izzy does not get tortured in this fic, emotionally or otherwise

#izzy/everyone #izzy hands #our flag meets death #ofmd #fanfic

[ohmyglobwhatthefrickamievendoing]

The fact that izzy apparently just hangs out in stede's room doing his own thing is so funny because what's he gonna do when stede&ed start fucking?? they're gonna have to lock him out of the bedroom like the family dog that's yowling at the door

#i made a part 2 of this post because ep 6&7 converted me unfortunately #to everyone saying he can join: you were SO right and i'm an idiot anyway #steddyhands #ig #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd izzy #ofmd stede #ofmd edward teach #ofmd ed teach #izzy hands #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #stedward #stizzy #gentlehands #ig??? #because the implication is that he's stede's weird rescue dog that his gaggle of kids dragged home one day #& stede has /just/ got him to stop trying to eat his face

[jaypentaghast]

a musical moment ???

please give me izzy singing i beg you

#con has to remind everyone he was on broadway #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death s2 spoilers #izzy hands #izzy #mine

[laceratedlamiaceae]

Izzy crying (and Fang hugging him) in Our Flag Means Death, season 2 episode 1

(from this clip)

#everyone shut up this is the only thing i'm gonna be talking about for the next week #our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #fang ofmd #puppylove #i think is their ship name? #gifset #ofmdedit #ofmd season 2 #ofmd season 2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers

[maximilff]

sobbing

#the way everyone stopped and looked at her i'm dead #mars watches burrows end #screencaps #1x01 #lila #dimension 20 #burrows end #burrows end spoilers #izzy roland