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dear-ao3 2 months
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yeah the Super Bowl halftime show was alright but i want to take this opportunity to subject you all to my personal favorite halftime show: the 2012 nba finals pitbull, chris brown and ne-yo halftime show
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its an utter and absolute train wreck so terrible you can't look away. it begins with weird seductive whispering by pitbull while the camera zooms into his face. then he appears wearing all black, sunglasses, and gloves like a mafia boss. his terrible dancing attempts. his performance looks like hes making a plea to the united nations. then marc anthony appears on the screen behind him like a hostage video. he conducts the dancers like a drum major or perhaps a slightly too insane middle school band director. then chris brown appears from nowhere, in an ugly suit, and upstages him at his own show by pulling out some newsies bow sequence level dancing. then of course ne-yo appears because why wouldn't he. and his hat is sitting in ways that make it seem like a magic trick it hasn't fallen off yet. and pitbull is in the middle of it all, thrusting his hips and his hands into the hearts of america as he spews utter nonsense like confetti. its absolutely bamboozling and the best halftime show ive ever seen.
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Good day, dear! ^*^
I'm an anon who requested you some manager stuff yesterday and OMG YOU MADE ME SOO HAPPY! You're my favorite bllk blog now and I love your bllk manager series A LOT! Thank you so much for writing this. I'm not good enough at reviews but your writing is really good. I like everything: your long funny and cute scenarios, your imagination, manager-chan's personality. Thank you so much for writing my requests, I'm really thankful. Please stay safe and happy!~
Can I ask you for headcanons/scenarios about manager-chan takes care of boys (you can choose any characters you want) when they are sick/injured or have a mental breakdown?
HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!~
With love,
Garden.
Author: OMG?! Thank u sm from the words, it means a lot馃┓ I didn't expect to become anyone's favorite, since there are so many talented BLLK writers, but thank u馃┓ Hope u like this one and thanks for the request! Stay safe and thank u for reading 馃┓馃┓
Warnings 鈿狅笍: none in particular. Reader uses she/her and there might be manga spoilers. Requests are open
鈿斤笍Blue Lock belongs to: Muneyuki Kaneshiro and Yusuke Nomura鈿斤笍
"Reo!" (Y/n) yelled in shock as the boy fell in the middle of practice, thankfully Baro caught before anything could happen.
"What happened?" Bachira wondered as Nagi and (Y/n) ran over to the boy. His breathing was pretty heavy and it looked like his face was getting redder and redder by the minute. Cautiously, (Y/n) put her hand on his forehead, flinching at how hot it was.
"He has a fever. Nagi, can you carry him to the nearest medic room."
The white haired boy quickly nodded his head and picked Reo up and ran out of the training hall.
"The rest of you continue practice. I will inform Ego-san what had happened. Please don't cause a ruckus."
"Sure!"
"Don't worry, I will keep them at bay."
"Everything will be fine." (Y/n) smiled at their words and ran out of the room, hoping that it was just a fever Reo had.
"(Y/n) is so considerate~" Gagamaru said as the others nodded in agreement.
"I wish I was Reo right now..."
"Same."
"So it's just a fever? Nothing more serious?" Nagi asked, trying to hide his concern as (Y/n) walked out of the medic room. The girl smiled at the gesture, knowing how close these two are.
"Yeah, the doctor said it is probably a seasonal flue. Reo should be up on his feet in a few days. You should go and finish the training, before Ego-san takes your phone privileges away."
"And you? I can't leave Reo alone." Nagi said nervously as (Y/n) patted his arm.
"No worries! I will stay here and take care of him. Ego-san will send one of the senior staff members to fill in my manager duties for the next few days."
Nagi's short lived nervousness and worry died down as he realized what that meant. The boy slowly leaned down and blinked at (Y/n).
"What do you mean you won't be with us during training?"
"I can hardly be with Reo and you guys at the same time." (Y/n) answered. Nagi's eyes were dotted for a moment, then it looked like a light bulb had gone off and he started coughing.
"Oh! I don't feel well either... Seems like I have to stay with you and Reo-"
"Nagi Seishiro, get back to training... and never try your hand in acting." Ego's voice came from one of the speakers and (Y/n) laughed at the statement, as Nagi didn't do well in that department. The boy huffed and after a minute or two he agreed to go, although reluctantly.
Sighing, she walked back into the room and the nurse gave her some instructions on which medicine she should give him and what to do when the fever gets higher. (Y/n) was also given a new meal list that the boy will have to follow.
'Some of this food makes me realize how lucky I am to still be healthy.' (Y/n) cringed and ran out to get the lunch.
A while later (Y/n) came back with the food, just in time as Reo was waking up. She put the tray down and walked over to where the boy was trying to sit up.
"Don't get up so fast. Your head will start spinning!" (Y/n) warned as she helped the boy up and lean against his pillow.
"What happened?" Reo asked, feeling his face get even redder at the closeness.
"Nothing much, you seemed to have caught a seasonal flue or something. Ego-san said that you will stay here for the next few days, so practice in canceled for you."
"Oh? Sorry... I didn't want to cause any issues. Why are you here though? Shouldn't you be with the team?" Reo wondered as (Y/n) went to get the tray with food.
"I am here to take care of you. Ego-san already called in for someone to do my manager job. Everything will be fine." (Y/n) grinned as the purple-haired boy blinked at her words, her words slowly registering in his brain.
'Take care...of me?! Wait! She will stay here with me for the next few days? Alone?! Breath, Reo! Play it cool! Losing it in front of (Y/n) will be of no use.' The boy gulped and even though he was sick, he felt a weird bubble of happiness light up inside of him.
And so, truthfully to (Y/n)'s words for the next few days she barely left Reo's side during the day. Whatever he needed she would get for him, check his temperature and talk over the most random things while (Y/n) was cleaning up for the day. Reo himself felt at peace after a very long time, knowing he was cared for so much by his own crush really meant a lot to him.
'She looks even prettier today than yesterday. I wonder how the others are doing without her... must suck being them!'
3 days have passed and while Reo was enjoying his time being sick, the rest...well they didn't like this new arrangement at all. Not only will Reo miss out the practices for the next few days, but (Y/n) will also be gone. Nagi didn't like any of this, the substitute manager didn't allow him to play on his phone during the break. Baro, Rin and Isagi got punished by running 5 laps for every argument, Aryu was forced to tie up his hair in a bun, Bachira was called for a time off every time he went above what was needed for the exercise and Gagamaru... well he couldn't take any more criticism on his stance at the goal, since it was the most comfortable one for him.
"This is unbearable... When is (Y/n) coming back?" Chigiri whispered as he untangled his hair.
'I miss (Y/n)'s way of tying it."
"I don't know, but I can't do this running for too long." Isagi groaned along with Rin. The two already had 2 arguments.
"I don't like this guy at all." Baro muttered.
"What are we supposed to do? Ego-san ordered her to take care of Reo. Lucky bastard..." Otoya said, glaring at the new manager, who was busy scolding Bachira and Kurona for playing rough again.
"I hate this training. If only he would stop telling me every 2 minutes to change the way I stand... (Y/n) always encourages me to do it my way." Gagamaru groaned, taking a sip of his water.
Nagi didn't speak at all, he was in a foul mood ever since that incident happened, and not being able to play on his phone and see both (Y/n) and Reo was taking a toll on him.
Kunigami kept on sulking, as the new man kept telling him to slow down at certain times, Yukimiya and Karasu got scolded at least 3 times for joking and not taking anything seriously. Hiori by now was the only one who was on the new manager's good side.
"That guy pisses me off more than Kaiser." Kurona said, sitting down next to Karasu.
"Welcome to the club. His stuck up nature explains why he isn't a manager." Kunigami said, missing the way practice used to be less stressful.
"My monster is telling me to kick a ball in his face next time." Bachira grinned.
"I would say don't... but please do." Rin groaned.
"Why are Niko and Hiori pissed?" Isagi wondered as the others turned to look at them.
"Huge issue! We need to speak with Ego-san!"
"I wish Reo never got sick or miraculously gets better!"
"Yeah, you are not the only one who wants that." Baro rolled his eyes.
"No! That new guy just trash talked (Y/n) to a staff member and said he will ask Ego-san to get a new manager." Niko and Hiori yelled at the same time. An eerie silence fell on the group and they snapped their eyes at the duo.
"What?! What do you mean change managers?!" Isagi yelled out, being the first one to get out of the shock, followed by Chigiri and Bachira.
"Alright, I am throwing hands then if that's what he wants." Bachira said, but got held back by Yukimiya.
"Did you two hear that even right? (Y/n) does a great job." Gagamaru asked as Niko nodded his head.
"We heard him talk about it outside. We need to talk with Ego-san or Teieri-san!" Hiori exclaimed.
"Hmmm... Isagi, Baro, Kunigami and I will go talk with Ego-san. The rest of you stay here and cause as much ruckus for that bastard as possible." Rin spoke up as the others nodded their heads. As much as the boy tried to keep his calm, he really couldn't. Rin held (Y/n) to a great standard and anyone who tarnished her like that man did deserves at least to lose his job.
"Your fever went down! Maybe one more day of rest and medication, and you are free to go!" (Y/n) exclaimed as Reo nodded his head. He was happy that he was getting better, but he will miss these past few days where (Y/n) gave him her full, undivided attention.
'Man... this day is both good and sad.'
"Ya know! I am happy to see you play again!" (Y/n) suddenly said, causing the girl to look up at her in surprise.
"Really? My skills are nothing special though. Far away from Nagi, Isagi or Rin." Reo said, and he really meant it. Although he had Nagi on his side while playing, he was far from his genius best friend when it comes to talent. That alone caused a flood of insecurities to enter his body whenever (Y/n) would watch the team play, as he knew she probably had her eyes more on the skilled players like Isagi or Rin or Baro.
"What do you mean? Not everyone can copy as fast as you can, basically make themselves invisible. Just because you aren't like Rin or Isagi or anyone on the team, doesn't mean you aren't a great player." (Y/n) started speaking, and Reo's full attention was now on her. The boy could feel his heartbeat quicken and his cheeks started to turn a light pink shade.
"Y-you think so?"
"Of course! You survived this long because of your own skills, not Nagi's. Don't put yourself down. I for one, find you great!" (Y/n) said, giving him a closed eyes smile. Reo felt his heart nearly leave his chest at the last part.
He was about to answer back when the doors to the medic room opened rather quickly, startling the duo.
"What?"
'Not now... we had a moment!' Reo groaned as he made the voices of Chigiri and Bachira out.
"(Y/n)! Please come back, this is getting unbearable!" Bachira said, running to Reo's bed where (Y/n) was.
"What do you mean?" She wondered.
"What Bachira wants to say is... this substitute manager sucks." Chigiri said honestly.
"He is strict and yells at us for no reason most of the time. Aryu even has to wear his hair in a bun." (Y/n) winced a little at that part, knowing Aryu hates that a lot.
"So I am guessing you are disappointed in the arrangement Ego-san and I came up with..." The girl laughed nervously as the other two nodded their heads.
"Well not really. Please tell us you are coming back soon." A pouting Bachira said as he tugged on (Y/n)'s shirt. The girl looked between the duo and Reo before sighing.
"Well, Reo should be up on his feet and training tomorrow, we are just waiting for what the nurse has to say." (Y/n) grinned, patting the said boy's back.
"Ahh that's good then." Chigiri and Bachira said in unison as Reo pouted a little.
'Well, at least I got compliments and care from her these past few days... It felt really nice to hear all that.' The purple-haired boy thought as he smiled softly.
'He really got all that care and attention from (Y/n) alone to himself... how do I make myself sick?!' Chigiri wondered.
'Do I need to take cold showers or pray for a flue now?' Bachira thought, trying to stop himself from glaring at Reo.
Meanwhile on the other side of the building, Ego was looking dumbfounded at the four boys in front of him.
"What do you mean fire her? She is the only one who could put up with you idiots."
"That's what we said! So you won't listen to him?" Rin questioned as Ego nodded his head.
"I won't. Now get out of my office, I will deal with that man."
"Thank you, Ego-san." Isagi said, genuinely feeling relieved that the man was on their side.
"I still think we should beat him up."
Baro whispered to Kunigami, who nodded his head.
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haunted-xander 9 months
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This started as just a redraw of an old Chiluc comic except I got carried away so. here ya go!
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rainybyday 2 years
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If Danny is Ghost King would you think that one of the first things that he would do is to search all of earth for any threats to the dead or ghost that are lost.聽
Like if this is dc x dp then he would go all over the world to anyone/anything that has a connection of dead of any kind to see if they would use that connection to harm the dead. Because Pariah Dark was not a good king that was for sure and the time that he was sealed away did not help control the connections of both living and dead in both plains of dimensions. Danny, being the new Ghost King had to make sure that the connection to the dead and the living is not harming anyone, both living and dead.聽
It can be people that died for a few seconds/minutes before they were revived by jump starting their hearts in which Danny does nothing to them. Items that summon or revive the dead are taken away to be kept away in the Zone or giving to someone more responsible like Frostbite or Clockwork who know more about the items then he does. Lost ghost or ghost who decided to stay on Terra are either helped back to the Zone or left alone by Danny depending on their obsession and their reasoning for not going back to the Zone. The simpler stuff.聽
Then that鈥檚 when he really needs to make King worthy decisions from then on.聽
People like John Constentine and Captain Marvel do have connections to the dead with Constentine being an occult detective and Cap with Hades which he would ask or peak at them to see if he has to leave them alone or does he step in and makes himself known. Deadman is a whole other factor compared to those two and let鈥檚 not get started with all of the heroes that have died and came back to life. Red Hood and Robin are a mess, a literal mess.聽
Oh, don鈥檛 get him started with places connected to death. Gotham has so much dead already and Nanda Parbat has a god damn Lazarus Pit. Once he finds one you bet Danny is going to flush out all of that sewage because that is disgusting-
As soon as Danny starts to poke his head near any hero business of any kind, he will get a headache over the messed up bundles of death that connected to every single villain and hero there is, he knows it鈥檚 not every hero and villain. but it sure feels like it.聽
and he thought he was the closes thing a mortal can ever get to being literal death. he was wrong, so wrong.
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the-starcatcher 7 months
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devil at the door, standing with his right arm extended
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a fanmade poster i designed for the archer 鈽猴笍 thinking about posting it on ig and tagging them but first i have to like, not be fucking scared lmao
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madame-mongoose 9 months
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Drawing on a phone is really hard lol
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rapidhighway 3 months
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this is when i tell you that while archie sonic can be at times terrible and very dumb and just badly made, i fucking love it so much and i love the crazy lore so much and it's genuinely fun to read
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sweepy-stringbean 8 months
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something something baby Tenar and Lark wondering if they will ever have friends or something. Pre-Erathia trilogy
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xenomorphicdna 7 months
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SooooOOO Hi im about to go on a rant about ancients, guardians and then the uh before ancients
Copy pasting a lot of this from a discor A
Was on tumblr and then @soaricarus said what if the depths weren't made by the ancients? (Get tagged- you have no idea how much thinking I've done since you made that post)
And got me thinking, is there evidence to support such a theory?
And,,, perhaps yes
The base theory is that the depths and all that is there come from a civilization before our ancients, they simply stumbled across it.
The subterranean echo - two sprouts, twelve brackets - says "so down into the depths you go as so many others before you, drawn to the void again and again, an endless drip drip drip. Much like these tunnels and caves that amuse me so. The bones of forgotten civilisations, heaped like so many sticks."
And I'm thinking why be so amazed by caves and tunnels and such if you made them yourself, right? Bones of civilizations,,,like the buildings that are down there?
We also see statues there and I ran off to my favourite interactive rain world map aaaaand the depths were actually pitch black and uh I went and got screenshots myself-
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So these statues, clearly some person right, but they don't look like our ancients. There's no fancy masks you see on their stuff, the whole of depths is weird and odd and different from the rest of the game.
And then we have the guardians with their think rings which are completely unlike anything else
Now the thing that bothers me in all this is our good ol' karma ten symbol
We see that one everywhere, from the guardians, all over the depths statues and ancients. I could say that the karma ten symbol originates from the depths and the ancients just sorta adopted it,,,if you'd like
Back to the guardians um, why have guardians if they're gonna stop you ascending if your karma's bad - I mean yeah safety feature
But clearly the ancients didn't care if they ran through and some got echoed
And the architecture in the depths is different too, you don't really see designs like that anywhere else
And since we find the karma ten symbol there then the symbol is like old old.
The more I think about it the more this makes sense
The ancients dig around make train tunnels, weird dreams, yo let's dig deeper, holy shit caves with weird buildings omg whats that thing with the weird halo.
They go in check it out find the void take a dip in the kfc deepfryer, there's ghosts now. So if 2+2=4 then a correlation must have been made between all the x's everywhere and the void. And we got ourselves the spread of the ascension symbol.
And the iterators- they got a halo.
Not a fancy think ring but it too spins around and changes shape much like if you piss off the box with the rebranded twitter for a face
There's something goin on here
And I know I sound crazy and perhaps I should have rewritten this to make it sound less insane but we this is just what we got so I'm goin with it
I managed to climb onto one hehe look
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Ok ok, but guardians??? Why do they have four arms?? What's the point??
Now the statues, yeah they got two legs and a head but what is up with the torso. I actually don't know. BUt if you reaaaally wanna stretch it a bit then I guess maybe some four arm structure silhouette is there perhaps maybe?
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Please.. tell me what happened to AO3? a while ago I couldn't access it! why is it like this! how much longer will it take to heal?
From what I've heard, AO3 is experiencing a DDOS (directed denial of service) attack from a group of hackers protesting the site allowing queer and NSFW works.
A DDOS attack is basically like an online roadblock. Think of the website like a place to drive to and the road to the website is a really really big road with multiple lanes which allows a ton of people to access the website all at once without issue. When hackers cause a DDOS attack, they basically block all of those roads and lanes leading to the website, not allowing anyone to get to it.
DDOS attacks have been done in the past but usually against corporations as a way to make them lose money. As we know, AO3 is non-profit and as mentioned the hack is to protest AO3 allowing queer and adult content.
As for how long it will take to fix this, I have no clue. You can always follow AO3's status update twitter which is linked here for all up to date information about the site.
All that being said, the most important thing for us users to do right now is do not try to access the site. Close all your AO3 tabs and don't try getting to the website. The more traffic we cut down, the sooner they can get this all fixed.
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spookuscaru 3 months
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god the tumblr atla fandom is insufferable
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twyz 4 months
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my brain is thinking HORRIBLE things
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girlwithfish 7 months
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bedside table馃憤
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ruthlesslistener 5 months
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Cool dragons and a rich view of the HK world and its inhabitants
COOL DRAGONS WAH...I'm v. happy to be the guy who talks a lot about HK, but since I hold my dragons and their worldbuilding close to my chest it gives me the warm fuzzies that they're remembered when I post about them. I like being the Weird Creature Guy
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mimidroolz 1 year
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The girls are fightingg!
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enemylv1 10 months
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I need to see everything , even if I hurt them
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