#It's not weird

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

If I had a nickel for every time Ally Beardsley played a human who, after making spur of the moment drastic life-changing decisions during a quarter life crisis, found out that her not-girlfriend but still very much friend-with-sexual-tension was dating a very rich, very hot almost-princess for clout and connections I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

#I'm just kidding #It's not weird #It's a great storyline and I love watching them play it #Literally #Guess who's watching starstruck in between junior year and couldn't help making this connection #a starstruck odyssey #d20 starstruck #dimension 20 starstruck #margaret encino #d20 #d20 fhjy #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers

[chaurey]

only real ones can appreciate the necessity of en passant

#chess #it's not weird #it makes perfect sense #i prommy

[softquietsteadylove]

For the Thenamesh Proposal AU

Both of them have to sleep in the same bed to keep up their fake engagement.👀

Of course there was only one bed.

His mom thought they were together, after all, why would she give them a room with separate beds? Gil had offered to let Thena have the bed and he would sleep on the floor (or something). She had told him that was stupid and that they could share a bed without being weird about it.

But he did feel weird about it.

Maybe weird wasn't the right word. But he felt a little nervous. They were friends, of course, that wasn't the issue. He told Thena he hadn't slept with many women and then turned bright red from the slip-up. She had laughed more heartily than he had ever seen in their years of working together.

She said it wasn't a big deal. It was a queen sized bed and they could put a few of the extra, decorative pillows in between them just for safety's sake. It would be just fine.

Gil woke up with Thena curled right up against him. He stared up at the ceiling, hoping he was wrong about it, but Thena was tucked right into him, face on his chest, arms folded in against his ribs like a bird's wings.

He got the impression that Thena wasn't that sound a sleeper, but she was practically drooling right now. He moved as slightly as he could to look at her, but the angle just wasn't conducive for it. He tried to nudge her gently; he didn't think she would take too kindly to discovering herself in such a position.

She groaned at him, only moving closer. He never knew she had trouble getting up in the morning (that was kind of cute).

"Thena," he whispered, trying to reach for his phone on the nightstand.

"Hm," she groused again, pressing her face into his t-shirt and inhaling.

Usually, he slept shirtless, but it hadn't felt right with Thena right next to him.

He chuckled at the behaviour very unlike the Goddess of War. He shimmied in the bed so he could at least look at her. "Wakey-wakey."

She growled at him this time, but he took that as a sign that she was awake.

"Rise and Shine," he prompted again, now just enjoying annoying her.

"No," she grumbled, not at all freaked out by their proximity. If anything, she didn't even move away from him at all. She moved her head just enough to blink her bleary eyes at him.

"Hey," he smiled. It was possible she looked even more beautiful than normal when she had just woken up.

"Hey," she replied just as softly, even in her current mood. She blinked, "what time is it?"

"Sun's up, which means my whole family's probably already on a run or something."

"Family of maniacs," Thena bemoaned, trying to turn her eyes away from the sun again. "It's far too early for you to be waking me up like this."

"Well, I'm sorry to interrupt your beauty sleep," he snorted, to which she slapped his arm. "But I have things to do for my mother, since this family reunion that's happening is now also our wedding?"

"Right, yes, the big day," Thena mumbled, obviously not listening to him.

"Okay, okay," he sighed. It was easy to give in when she looked all soft and cozy and kittenish. "I'll tell them you're sleeping in."

"Tell them anything you want," she yawned and burrowed right into his spot as he started shimmying out of the bed. "And that I will see them later."

"Got it." Gil stood and stretched, ruffled his hair and tugged at his shirt. He had to get a start on breakfast even before he started prepping the many, many items he would cook for their 'wedding day'. He looked back.

Thena really did look like an angel. He knew she was pretty - it was pretty impossible not to - but that was far from his favourite thing about her. But at times like this, it was really hard to ignore (let alone resist).

"Hm?" she opened her eyes, having felt him staring at her.

He knelt down with a smile, leaning on the edge of the bed, "nothing. Just...admiring my fiance."

Thena rolled over, refusing to give him the satisfaction of an answer.

He laughed, though; that was just like her. He stood again, brushing his hand over her hair as he left to get dressed in the attached bathroom they would be sharing as well. "You go back to sleep. I'll call you when I'm done breakfast."

"My phone is on silent."

"Then I'll come up here and hand deliver it myself!"

#Thenamesh Proposal AU #I really wanted to continue this one #and now I can! #this is when they first arrive at Ajak's place #she's just found out that Gil does in fact have a plus 1 this year #in fact it's his friend Thena he talks about??? #and he's marrying her????? #Ajak can already smell the bullshit but she's like okay let's see where this goes #Thena is not a morning person #she needs sleep #she needs caffeine #desperately #and she needs to pretend like it's not weird to be so comfortable cuddling with Gil... #it's not weird

[cxciditfilius]

@dark-ambition “Truth Serum sounds like a lotta bull, but what the hell, why not.

Be honest, hun. Do you watch my porn videos? Subscribed to any of the sites I post on?” (Angel Dust)

Truth!Serum in effect

He wants to lie so badly , but he just can't .

´´ I've seen PLENTY actually . And yes , I'm subscribed to HellHub .´´

#✧ how you have fallen from heaven [ic.] #ask || don't take shit from other demons #dark-ambition #IT'S NOT WEIRD #IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL

[dunne-ias]

More aro, ace, aroace and agender representation in media please.

Especially among main characters and not just among like, aliens.

#it's not weird #it's not alien #come on script writers! #and novellists! #nonsims

[that-one-dude]

When I think of potential jobs for my DND characters, I think of what they would wear as uniform. Would they ever wear such uniforms? Probably not. What matters is: Would they look good in it?

#DND #Dungeons and dragons #uniform #characters #yeah they kinda hot #it's not weird #I can appreciate my character's beauty #A person looks good in uniform

[werewolfmack]

What I would love is for people to like... be okay and normal when families are of a variety of races and backgrounds. I’m tired of an uncle and nieces/nephews being two different races being a punchline. There are literally billions of people on the planet and it’s easier than ever for people to travel and live places they weren’t born. We have so many places where multiple cultures live together. Why is it weird or funny that a parent, child, aunt, uncle, grandmother, looks different than you? It’s not a joke, it’s just life.

#txt #it's just a literal surprise #every time this is a joke #when it is SO normal to me #why is is weird or funny to people? #it's not weird

[inmydrcams]

omg no, people can't ship eddie x chrissy anymore cause she's 17/18 and he's 19/20 and that means she's a chance she's a minoooOoooOor

#I hate this fandom sm #tbd #it's a 2/3 years age difference #it's not weird #get a life #touch some grass

[indigobullet]

hey so i have an ao3. and i wrote a fic about eric derekson being autistic and wilford caring for him after a meltdown. and i'm about to write another one. so if y'all wanna uhhh... look out for that one...

#i don't wanna say WHEN i'm posting it because i have adhd so i'm probably gonna work on it in chunks over the next like 3-7 days #but it'll probably be around this or next week #i don't have a set schedule for when i write things i just do it like... whenever i wanna... even when i'm supposed to be actively working #on a fic #my first eric derekson fic was only published so early after it started because i actually told my friend jay (hi jay) that they could be #a beta reader for it and then i told them it was done way before it was actually done so then i had to rush to get it done #luckily. they saw it pretty late after i sent it. so i had time to finish it #i have never told them this #so jay if ur reading this that fic was incredibly rushed #BUT IMO IT STILL TURNED OUT OKAY FOR ME BEING. NOT GOOD AT WRITING #and also it being the first time ive written for any of these characters #anyways if you made it this far the fic is about yancy and eric and yancy is nonbinary and eric is still autistic and they are siblings #IT'S NOT WEIRD #but it's gonna be cute #no shpoilerzzz #markiplier #markiplier egos #wilford warfstache #eric derekson #wilford #warfstache #yancy iplier #long tags

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

#for reference i live in scotland so it is weird that there is no ice or snow in december anymore #shitpost #not really but its just how i find my original content #christmas #climate change

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

#its always a persons face and its always cropped to be like. just their eyes. its so fuckin weird #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k #100k

[plaguedocboi]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#stop renovating old weird houses into white hotel lobbies for gods sake

[opiumvampire]

fuck w me

#my mommys cookie recipe except she makes them peanut butter cookies and i dont like peanut butter so we’re doing sugar cookies #sure hope nothing weird happens

[dutchs-blog]

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

#lego land #lego #legoland #amazing #video #omg #weird #strange #hilarious #funny #lol #laugh #my video #funny tumblr #funny content

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD #beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom #I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU #KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING

[angelicgarnet]

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

#woof #like self diagnosis is one thing #but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism) #and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically #or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something #and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes