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mrfandomwars · 2 years

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Myles/Jango Incorrect quotes

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playing twister

Silas:Right hand red.

Myles: ends up on top of Jango

Jango: ...You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Silas: I stopped spinning 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice

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Jaster: Hey, do any of you know how to pick a lock?

Jango: Myles does.

Jaster: .... Myles.

Jango: Yeah, they’re pretty good with poisons and explosives too actually. Apparently they had a rebellious phase*.

Jaster: .... That is terrifying information, thank you.

*unless we think about the spy au lol

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Myles: I turned out perfectly fine!

Jango: Myles, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Myles: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Myles: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Jango: Three words.

Myles:

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Jango about the million clone kids they have: You love me, right, Myles?

Myles: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Myles: This is such a bad idea.

Jango: Then why are you coming along?

Myles: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Jango: Can you keep a secret?

Myles: Do you know anything about my life?

Jango: No I do not. Good point.

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Myles, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Jango: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar.

Jango: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Myles, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Jango: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Jango: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Myles, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Myles: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Myles: i’m going to get worse on purpose

Myles: i became more evil if you’re curious

Jango: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

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Myles: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Jango: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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This works with both I think, depends on the situation

Myles: Okay, truth or dare?

Jango: Truth

Jango: ...Dare

Myles: How many hours have you slept this week?

Jango:

Myles: Go to bed.

Jango: I don’t like this game.

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Death Watch raised Myles: So are we flirting right now?

Jango: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Myles: That doesn��t answer my question

I feel like this also fits the other way around if Jango ended up head over heals with Myles

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Myles: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Jango: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Myles:

Myles: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Myles: Is something burning?

Jango: Just my love for you.

Myles: Jango, the toaster is on fire.

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When they have kids

Jango: Stubs their toe FUCK!

Myles: Mind your language!

Jango: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Myles:

Jango: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Myles: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Jango: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Myles: No! Four to five seconds!

Jango: Too late!!!

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Myles: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Jango: It’s not a joke.

Jango: *sniffles*

Jango: I’m a legit snack

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Myles: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Jango: I think you mean cards.

Myles, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Myles, watching the news:Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Jango: walks in covered with ink Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Jango: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Myles has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Part 2 here!!!

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brittysaucefanfic · 5 years

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Acting is Easy, Loving is Harder

Part 4

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“Lance wait up!” Keith called from behind him.

Filming is done for the day and he just wants to go to his hotel and get some sleep. He doesn’t have the energy to deal with Keith and his assholish tendencies right now. They didn’t actually get much more done than the first few scenes, they stopped just before Akira is supposed to come and save the day.

That might be Lance’s fault, as he kept fumbling his lines from exhaustion.

Lance walks a little bit faster with a yawn and the studio gates appear in his line of sight. Just a little farther. Keith’s footsteps could be heard behind him, picking up pace as well. Lance sighs and and speeds up, easily maneuvering his way through the crowd of people heading out for the day.

When he glances back, Keith is having no such luck.

Lance smiles tiredly as he finally eases out of the gates, his suit suffocating him in the dry heat. He tugs at his collar as a bead of sweat drips into his eye. He starts heading for the street corner, keeping his head down because he doesn’t want to attract to much attention. There are always paparazzi buzzing around it seems, like annoying, persistent mosquitoes.

He’s slipping into his car, a rental, because he has yet to set up any stability here yet, when Keith rounds the corner after him. Lance flips the engine on just as Keith catches sight of him, his eyes wide and determined. Lance doesn’t care for what Keith has to say, so he just drives past without looking back.

He can see Keith stomping his foot like a child in his rear view.

Lance can’t help but to smile as he picks up speed and leaves Keith’s image in the dust. God, he just wants to sleep. He takes a few wrong turns, and has to calibrate his lousy GPS four times before he finally finds the hotel Plaxum has him staying in. It’s nothing fancy, and he gets directions to his room from the front desk worker.

He collapses face first onto his bed without even changing, but he doesn’t fall asleep. no matter how much his heavy eyes want him to. The first thing he dos is pull out his phone charger and plug up his dead phone. It springs to life with about a hundred notifications. He ignores then for the time being and dials his twin sister, Rachel’s number.

She picks up on the first ring, like she had been sitting at their kitchen table waiting for his call.

“Hola hermanito, it’s about time.” Rachel says, her voice slurred and sluggish. He takes a second to check the time, and it’s almost eleven here, so it should be around two in the morning in Cuba. Lance winces in guilt.

“Lo siento Rachel, I forgot about the time differences. Also, you’re only three minutes older, vete a la mierda.” Lance grouses in an equally tired voice. Rachel chuckles at him lowly, and Lance feel a strong wave of homesickness punch him the face. He smiles anyways, because his sister’s laugh is precious to him.

“How was your first day?” Rachel asks, her words slurred and slow because she’s not quite as fluent in English as Lance is. Especially when she’s half asleep. Lance remembers to speak slowly for her to have time to translate in her sleepy mind. He also remembers not to use contractions, she isn’t very good with them.

“It is not the first day of high school, hermana.” Lance teases, but he answers anyways before she can huff at him not to tease, despite the fact that she does it all the time to him. “It went mostly okay, but I was so jetlagged I kept messing up my lines.”

Rachel hums before asking another question.

“¿Y los otros actores?” Rachel mumbles between shuffling echoing across the phone.

“The other actors?” Lance hums out loud to himself. “They’re mostly okay, one of them is a bit of a burro though, but the rest are guay.” Rachel chuckles at that and Lance smiles tiredly as his eyes slip close. The two of them keep talking for has to be another thirty minutes, challenging each other to see who passes out first. In the end it’s Rachel who loses, her soft snores tingling through the phone call.

Lance smiles sleepily as he looks at his phone for a minute.

The picture he uses for her caller I.D. is one of his favorites. It’s of them both together, standing on one the beaches in Havana. They had just finished swimming, her in a bright blue one piece and him in matching blue board shorts. There’s a flush of exertion across both of their smiling faces, the water engulfing the background with only a little bit of sand peaking at the bottom of the photo.

They had a passerby take the picture, and that day was them celebrating the news of his world tour. This is the picture they look most like twins if you ask Lance. Same bronze skin, same bright blue eyes, same dark hair, same smiles. Lance closes his eyes to the sound of his sister snoring and imagines himself at home with her.

When she mumbles in her sleep he chuckles and whispers a goodnight over the connection.

“Te amo my dear hermana, sweet dreams.” Lance says, and shuts off his phone, finally closing his eyes and falling asleep before he can say ‘oh fuck’. He never changed out of his suit, and he’s going to regret it in the morning.

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Spanish translation:

Hola hermanito- Hello baby brother

Lo siento Rachel- I’m sorry Rachel

Vete a la mierda- fuck off.

¿Y los otros actores?- And the other actors?

Burro- jackass

Guay- cool

Te amo- I love you

Hermana- sister

Caution: I’m not fluent in Spanish. If it’s incorrect feel free to let me know!

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