Ghost Train
One day, Boxy finds a large box. One that's connected to multiple other ones in a big line. He moves it around a little, and finds himself enjoying rolling it back and forth. It's a train!
Well, the carriages at least. The locomotive is puffing, but it's not actually moving it. He shows it to Lunch Lady and Box Lunch, who agree with him, but point out that he has nowhere to keep it. He thinks back, and has an idea.
"Look, dude. It's not that I don't have the space but more about how you even got that."
"I found it with my great box sensing powers! And you're a big ol mighty Queen now, aren't you? I sure you'll find somewhere to put it."
"Hm. You got me there. You want a job?"
"No occupation is too great for the Box Ghost!"
"Great! I've decided that you will be the first Infinite Realms Train Conductor! I've been getting complaints about the whole traveling situation, and Wulf can't be making new portals willy nilly without the Observants being royal pains about it. You won't need tracks, so that'll help."
"I won't fail you, my Queen!"
"Egh, don't call me that. But anyways, I need you to go to this one dimension. It has a bunch of souls that need to be taken to the Infinite Realms. Dan and Ellie will go with you."
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"You hear? There's a train taking souls into the night."
"Oh shut it."
"No! I'm serious! People are just disappearing! And all that remains is the whistle of the train..."
"You've been watching too many horror shows."
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I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is
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shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’
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Hugh Laurie: Yeah, I would actually love to have House as my doctor. I actually love him as a character so much, and I think he's actually a very sweet, caring person under his rude exterior. I'd love to sit down and have a chat with him.
Robert Sean Leonard: Wilson's a fucking freak and he scares me
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ppl get mad at Hugh for playing off the romance but you gotta understand that actors internalize the characters, they are playing those characters, so of course he'd have the same perspective as Will lol and of course Mads would have the same as Hannibal. one doesn't want to face the truth and the other is aware of it and accepts it.
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can’t relate when people try to be normal in this fandom. i’m here to lick disturbing concepts off the wet pavement
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