#Im maintagging this

[stiffyck]

I had a dream last night that took place in outer space and that like. Irl content creator scar made out with some alien dictator (?) on live tv. and then pretended to make a sad announcement that he would be leaving hermitcraft forever, only to turn around and be like NAH I WAS JUST KIDDING lol can’t wait for season 10!! And then he rolled out of frame in his wheelchair. For some reason I was trapped in an alien prison while watching this and I was just. So baffled.

Anyway how are you <3

im good btw. just bored as hell.

#stiff talk #asks #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #im maintagging this

[chimerahyperfix]

This loop has to be the one. Nevermind that you said it last loop, and the one before, and the one before that, and most of the ones before that. THIS was the one you'd stop the King in his tracks. You push a few of your many potions to the side to make room on your desk. None of them worked to stop him, so they were useless. He's still about twelve, fourteen? hours away, so you have enough time to make the bomb, eat and take a fat nap before you go pick a fight. Maybe this time, it'll work! It has to!

You've gotten better at making the Craft Bomb. It hasn't blown up on you before you intended to use it in... a long time. You can make it fast enough, now, for it to still be light outside! You've become silent while you work, which Mirabelle has told you is ''worrying'', but you don't see why it is. Are you really that loud? (Yes. You are.)

It's hard work. Soft light bathes your desk, your work, you. You reach out, past your potions, and grab your water bottle. Take a big swig, and

Hmm. That's not water.

How. HOW do you keep making this mistake. You look at the bottle in your hand, and sure enough, it’s one of the potions; your water bottle is shoved in the back of the collection of other containers. The taste is caustic, your throat begins to burn. You shouldn’t be this calm for having just drank something that’ll kill you in a handful of minutes, but it’s happened before. Despite the pain you don't bother trying anything. Just push the finished bomb to the side and lay your face against the wood of the table. Feel the blood start to pool in your mouth and dribbling out, staining the wood. Mirabelle, or Euphie or whoever comes in next, they can use it this loop. It's not the first time you've drank one of the many, many dangerous potions on your desk, and it's probably not the last. Maybe you'll actually clean the crabbing thing off before you work.

Whatever. You have next time. You have all the time.

Perhaps a bit too much, actually.

#isat #in stars and time #isat claude #claude looping au #isat au #isat spoilers #<- just in case #Im maintagging this #im gonna keep claudeposting until you lot r as invested in her as i am!!!!! #this is a Drabble it’s not getting the fanfic tag #implied character death #<- it happens just not in the text lol. o7 #cw poison #?? do I really need to tag that? idk I’m just being careful #I’m not tagging 4 the bomb tho that’s like her entire shtick #chimera writes #I love this au actually. best 3am thought ever #she’s soooo fucked. looping b4 the king even gets to the damn house #from what I’ve concepted this au COULD lead into canon [or. anything actually?] #thinks she can stop the king -> can’t -> timeloop shenanigans -> accept fate and stop trying -> looping stops #looping au where you have to accept your fate and just let the world do its thing my belovedddddd #I’ve been making adjustments 2 this post for like 45 mins I’m done. goodnight y

[cookierye]

do you guys think since Dave Lee is the Mandela prophet and all that he predicted 9/11

#worst post ive ever made #im maintagging this #the mandela catalogue

[bucket-of-amethyst]

I think that Impulse still thinks this whole empires thing is just some kind of hallucination from the milk Lizzie gave him. He just thinks he’s like wildly ill and imagining all of this.

he is so sick take to the vet please he needs so much help :<

#forgive him he is sick :< #impulsesv #im maintagging this #hermitcraft #empires x hc #bucket of answers #bucket of art

[ryusei-blue]

Boys on their period

#im maintagging this #shiguang daili ren #link click #cheng xiaoshi #lu guang #they make me ill omfg #link click spoilers

[d1ssenter-be-damned]

call gabriel a fruit cus he's sweet fleshy and full of seed

#is this anything. #im maintagging this #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #suggestive

[apollotronica]

Ranpo as neglected pou 🫶

HELPLLLAHAHAHAHAHA can you edit him into the punched one

#☆ apollo answers #bsd #re #im maintagging this #ranpo edogawa #bungou stray dogs

[wataeicentric]

Personal opinion "Time is Running Out" by Muse is an Ex Valkyrie song and is most definitely one of Mika's favs

ESPECIALLY THIS PART IN THE SECOND VERSE it sounds like nazu and shu talking to each other

#enstars #ensemble stars #im maintagging this #you guys will never escape my mindless posting of every thought in my hesd #mika kagehira #itsuki shu #nazuna nito #my headcanon that Mika and Shu's personal music tastes are so different will constantly live in my brain #like if you saw them both sitting together #with headphones on #mika's listening to heavy metal and shu's listening to music with very soft instrumentals #possibly even music without lyrics at all #im going off topic #but this is so real

[the-king-of-lemons]

“im new to tumblr from mcyttwt what do i need to do :(”

HERES ALL YOU NEED:

seriously dont fucking crosstag its a whole separate community

>>> THIS POST IS SPECIFICALLY ABOUT MCYT FANS MOVING FROM TWITTER TO TUMBLR. <<<

#flashing images #just to be safe #mcytblr #mcyttwt #ive already seen some stuff in the mc tag thats why im makin this #tiggady tags #THIS POST IS SPECIFICALLY ABOUT MCYTWT USERS MIGRATING TO MCYTBLR NOT GENERAL TWT->TUMBLR. WHY ARE GENERAL BLOGS REBLOGGING THIS #anyway gonna maintag #mcyt #just so ppl who have that filtered dont have to see this assuming they dont have the other tags/phrases blocked

[bunnyjesters]

i’m not sorry

#kitsch ⭐️ #domni pomni #suggestive // #<<for blacklist #i’m fiending #funnybunny #tadc jax #jax x pomni #tadc pomni #im scared to maintag #lmao bye

[bread--quest]

It's 2012 somewhere. Welcome.... to Night Vale Tumblr.

👁️ nvcr-official

Hi guys! I'm Intern Sarah! Excited to be joining you all!

👁️ nvcr-official

To the friends and family of Intern Sarah, she was a good intern and social media manager, and we are sorry to see her go. We will work to find a new intern as soon as possible.

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🦉 dark-owl-records

CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER

hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic

keep reading

❌ number-one-moonhater Follow

Hey uh. Aren't you a company account? Why are you posting this

🦉 dark-owl-records

L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash

🙈 seesomethingsaynothing Follow

Isn't Cecil literally gay?

🦉 dark-owl-records

he's homophobic

🪼 jeebyfish Follow

he has a husband...

🦉 dark-owl-records

yeah and he won't fucking shut up about it

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🤫 cecils-private-blog

Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((

👁️ nvcr-official

Cecil he's your husband he's not breaking up with you. also this isn't a private blog you just put private in the url

🤫 cecils-private-blog

HOW DID YOU SEE THIS

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🏜️ sandeater Follow

tamika flynn spotted in ralph's dairy aisle "slaying" the milk

🦂 scorpiansscuttle Follow

op i know this is a joke but one time i was in the ralphs dairy aisle and there was some butter up on a really high shelf and someone said "don't worry, i'll get it" and i turned around and it was fucking tamika flynn

☁️ average-weather-enjoyer Follow

fake story :/

📚 isurvivedthesummerreadingprogram

No it's true I was there

🚂 traintonowhere Follow

TAMIKA FLYNN??

🏜️ sandeater Follow

what the fuck is happening on my post

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👁️ nvcr-official

can you guys please stop sending cecil weird shit... i don't want to have to explain to my boss what a dilf is

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🐚 mariella-shella

Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of posts recently! I entered a hole in the wall and when I got out I realized I didn't know how long I'd been in there, or where I was, or who I am, and I'm not sure that I'm still the person who entered that hole however long ago. Anyway, the normal posting schedule will resume as soon as I remember what my normal posting schedule was, and if I'm still the person who had that posting schedule!

🌪️ sandstorm-gf Follow

omg mariella!!! missed u so much girl glad ur back!

🐚 mariella-shella

i miss me too

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😎 Anonymous asked: Response to the homophobic allegations?

🎙️ cecilpalmer

Huh??

🎙️ cecilpalmer

@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?

👁️ nvcr-official

uhhhh dont worry about it buddy

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🧤 missy-mittens Follow

hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo

🧤 missy-mittens Follow

oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post

☁️ glowcloudapologist Follow

how's it going op

🧤 missy-mittens Follow

i miss my family

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🐚 mariella-shella Follow

hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol

🥔 potato-enthusiast Follow

you were really hot

🐚 mariella-shella Follow

FUCK YEAHHHHHH

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🦉 a-weird-bird Follow

just a reminder that new residents of east night vale are fully welcome to interact with this blog!!!! you will not be harassed and any hate will be blocked. this blog is safe even if this town isn't sometimes <3

🌻 sunflowergirl Follow

This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)

🦉 a-weird-bird Follow

i'm not calling it that sorry

🌻 sunflowergirl Follow

What??? Why??

🦉 a-weird-bird Follow

just kind of sucks. as a name

🌻 sunflowergirl Follow

?????????

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⬜️ kentuckymeatshower_deactivated11051983

what does this mean....

🌌 cece-xeze Follow

another great post from huntokar herself

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🌲 little-miss-ectoplasm Follow

you don't like pine cliff? 👻 oo ooo?

👁️ nvcr-official

NIGHT VALE SWEEEEEP

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😁 the-happy-smiler Follow

Hi everyone!! Since Twitter went down, I figured I'd try my hand at this Tumblr thing! I'm so excited to meet all of you!! Hope you're ready for some pictures of CENTIPEDES!! Feel free to AMA about the Smiling God!

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#fake tumblr #fan: weird little town #i hope you all like this one i came up with it during a slow shift a few nights back and have been carefully crafting it to perfection #boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i invent fake tumblr posts on company time. as they say #unreality #< jic #wow look something original!! #im not maintagging this one im letting it find its own way in the world #go my little post. be free #long post #edit: FUCK I FORGOT NOTE COUNTS ON SOME OF THEM. EDITED THOUGH IT MAY BE TOO LATE

[wasyago]

soft and soothing

#IM INSANE RAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #jrwi fish and chips #jrwi riptide #fuck it! maintag! #my art #sketch #originally i just wanted to draw chip from this side to show that im drawing him with piercings now (not a final design) but uhh #fish and chips baybee!!!!!!! #also kinda wanted to draw chip without a bandana so its a win win #also i need to come up with a proper prosthetic design for chip. like. what is this nonsense??? i can't keep drawing that #too lazy tho

[nenestansunsthings]

ive literally just started watching vintagebeef today but im fucking obsessed i love this seemingly innocuous fucking freak. i wish he was a more popular creator so i could see 70000 images of him in that fucking salmon business suit lounging threateningly and shooting the viewer a malicious grin in a dark room with a rolled up permit in hand threatening the displeasure of big salmon. i need him. theres something so compelling about his evil little laugh as he unashamedly threatens people and fills iskalls pink house with fish. this is hitting the same ungodly note in me that joe descending unto docs hourglass with the unholy wrath of a lawyer did

#hermitcraft #vintagebeef #yes im maintagging this. everyone has to deal with this. fuck you. big salmon #also obsessed with how equally unashamedly skizz is playing the role of his incredibly intense henchman i adore this. big salmon the world #i cannot wait for wood permit shenanigans

[druidshollow]

dunes mayonnaise madness

#rain world oc #iterator oc #rain world #druid animate #rw oc #off string au #oc posting #os dune #os phrases #os whimsy #im maintagging this LMAO #i have serious things i want to work on and yet. and yet. #this

[dissentersrising]

redraw of this particular meme which cracks me up every single time i see it

but also i think about how the fresh hell v1 even expresses itself a lot and i have come to the conclusion that it’s probably closer to a crocodile more than anything. if it is Just Sitting There and relaxing you are probably doing something right

#flight rising #ultrakill #/etc/art time #/dragon/v1 #every time i tag im just like god damn is this close enough to either fr or uk and i consistnetly just go hm. pain #i think i’ll just start maintagging all my fandragons #You Have Been Warned :3

[sushirens]

this went over really well with hermittwt so im sending it here too.

#hermitcraft #ywah im maintagging #skizzleman #sushi’s faves