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salemontrial · 11 months

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My (probably unfinished) official list of everything I love about the trailer💫

- "How's it going :))-" SWERVED. ALEXANDER CLAREMONT-DIAZ GOT FUCKING S W E R V E D-

- Nora looks like she's going to stab Alex with her high heel. Also she's so pretty. Xjakcjd

- "you've done some pretty stupid things in your life, but this-" "Takes the cake? :DD-"

- The way Henry looks at them when they're lying on the floor covered in cake. It's like he's restraining himself from strangling Alex with his own suit jacket for the sole purpose of not worsening the scandal.

- "HENRY. SHOVED. ME.😡🥺" "An urge I currently share."

- Ellen in her pantsuit.. hey Ellen👉👈

- Alex is looking for ways to escape the room when she says the words "damage control" he fucking knows-

- THEY. GOT. LIL NAS X. ON THE FUCKING SOUND TRACK. Oh I p r a y they got the rights to Get Low I p r a y.

- ALEX'S FACE WHILE ZAHRA IS BRIEFING HIM HES SO DRAMATIC

- Im sorry guys henry is so fine alexander isnt going to be the only one thirsting over henry for the entire 2 hours/jjj

- That FUCKING handshake in the park. I can see the veins in their hands they are g r i p p i n g-

- these faces this is a point.

- "My NDA is bigger than yours, I want you to know that." "You're wearing Lifts. I know that too, sweetheart." -H e a d t u r n--- HES SO FLOORED FJSNF-

- HENRY'S LITTLE MOUTH QUIRK AFTER HE SAYS THAT

- I CAN SEE THE KEY NECKLACE. I CAN S E E IT BLESS THE COSTUME DEPARTMENT SHOVING HIM IN A LOWCUT SHIRT-

- "You better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin D deficiency" ZAHRA HAS THE BEST LINES AND ITS WHAT SHE DESERVES.

- Alex faffing about with his hair via his phone camera before the interview thats my b O Y-

- Henry slides over the box of cornettos so hard like thats the only hostile act hes allowed to parttake in

- To the person who theorized in the comments of one of my posts that Alex was going to do a little shoulder punch in the interview scene i am going to draw you a little firstprince fanart-/hj

- Because that was so funny and so fucking cute henrys fucking face through that whole interaction was just. He looks like he's actively trying to dissociate from the situation fjsjfj-

- The cancer ward🥺🥺

- Alex's u g l y ass suit at the new years gala... its such a gross jacket guys Im sorry this is what happens when you dont have jUNE TO MICROMANAGE HIS WARDROBE-

- Alex putting his arm around Henry and Henry smiling to himself because he's probably got the most insane case of butterflies

- I'm marrying the lighting director of this movie.

- GUYS GUYS SHUT UP ITS THE KISS.

- HENRY'S FACE BEFORE HE GIVES THE "Christ, you are as thick as it gets" LINE IS SO FUNNY. QUESTIONING WHY HE EVER WENT AND FELL IN LOVE WITH A DUMBASS

- THEY D O N T KISS LIKE THEYD RATHER GO DOWN A RAZOR WATERSLIDE🎉🎉🎉🎉💫💞💞🏳️‍🌈/GEN

- He does Henry's "Oh shit" face so w e l l-

- ALEX'S STETSON EVERYONE GET AWAY FROM ME

- KARAOKE SCENE KARAOKE SCENE I SEE HENRY AT THE MICROPHONE

- Guys hes g o i n g to do the thing he does with the bottle I just know it oh my god

- "Get O V E R yourself your majesty -p i l l o w-" "It's your royal HIGHNESS -p i l l o w-" "OHoho-"

- The polo match sjsjf. Same alwx-/J

- The little new voters goal thingy poster thats so cute actually-

- The pride flag in the back of the campaign office

- Henry texting while he's getting the royal preening sjcj

- never thought id cry just hearing henry say he misses alex out loud-

- THEYRE NOT SANITIZING IT TO MAKE IT PALATABLE/POS

- HENRY IN THE CLOSET I AM GOING TO SCREAM-

- "If anyone sees you leave this hotel I will brexit your head from your body....... Your royal highness." I LOVE HERRRRRR

- IF YOU FEEL FOREVER ABOUT HIM. AND THE AND THE PANNING TO THEM IN BED WITH THE SOFT LAMP LIGHT. AND THEYRE SO SOFT. AND AND AND AND. UEUE

- "Do you love him?" "What difference would it make if I did?"

- Bea's voice is so pretty sobs..

- It's always the blond autistic boys in the blue hoodies I swear to god/lh

- Theyre just chilling in their robes🥺🥺🥺

- DAVID!!!!!!!😭😭😭💞

- "Prince Henry belongs to Britain" and what if i sobbed.

- THEM HOLDING HANDS SOMEBODY SEDATE ME.

- NO SHUT UP NO GO AWAY HENRY CRYING... I TRUST HIM WITH HENRY'S HEAVIER SCENES NOW

- THEYRE AT THE LAKEHOUSE😭😭😭

- "It's like there's a rope attached to my chest and it keeps pulling me towards you"

- THE ASS GRAB. ALEXANDER GABRIEL CLAREMONT-DIAZ

- "The night is young, ma✨" <- said as if he isn't currently groping the prince of England's ass

- She sees right fucking through him sjcjsj

CONCLUSION: I will eat my hat. The movie looks really really really fucking good, it looks spectacular and I am so excited for it. I trust them. I'm only SLIGHTLY mad they barely had Nora in it and I'm only SLIGHTLY bitter at cutting June and Luna. But I am an optimist and I will focus on the good which is that they're doing the characters incredible justice, and if I see one person try to deny their chemistry I will A Clockwork Orange their ass to this trailer for days. Because That Is Alex and Henry. That's them in front of my eyes and I think they're in very good hands and this is the most coherent thing I can write I'm still crying-/srs

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #red white and royal blue trailer #rwrb trailer #🇬🇧🇺🇸 rwrb posting

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celestialking · 2 years

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Cerulean BAT

Pairing: gn!reader , Dream

Warnings: gn!, music during, light hair tugging, real name usage,

An: welcome back to day 2 >:) also I'm not editing

You had been taking a nap upstairs while the boys were watching something down. The first few days had been tiring you were almost like a babysitter to the crazy trio.

Did you know you were about to be interrupted napwise? No.

Dream slammed open his studio door, laptop in hand.

"Wake up babe, you know what time it is?"

"Dinner?" You mumbled sitting up. Attempting to rub the sleep out of your eyes you caught his shit eating grin out of the corner of your eye.

"Nope, Sex,"

"What?"

He ignored you clicking play on his laptop and set it down on his laptop. It took a few moments to recognize the music but by the time you had he was a few strides closer.

Cbat. Cbat was playing from this asshole's speaker.

"Dream!" You shrieked as he grasped your ankle. "You are not fucking me to that," you screamed trying to playfully kick him away.

He, himself, is trying not to wheeze. His hands grasped your waist pulling you closer. "But babe-"

"Absolutely not!" You giggled pushing his chest gently. "Dream was taken. No,"

If you listened hard enough you could hear the other two's giggles down the hall.

"You're right," he kissed the tip of your nose. "I accidentally put the wrong song on, one second baby,"

Dream pulled away, fingers twitching.

You watched him move over to his laptop typing a few things.

"Just wait for the ad," he grinned moving into the small bed with you. He had cornered you up against wall of the space, smiling as you wrapped your arms loosely over his shoulders.

"Multi-millionaire Dream can't even pay for youtube to get no ads?" Your fingers scratched into his hair tugging lightly.

His eyes fluttered shut as he leaned his head back slightly. Just as your lips brushed against his throat the music begun playing.

"Du du du du,"

Your grip in his hair turned harsher. "Clay,"

He stiffled a small noise. "Yes my love?"

"You're not fucking me to your Manhunt music playlist,"

He grinned lazily at you. "Not even once,"

"I'll tell you what, you win your IRL Manhunt and I'll let you,"

His head snapped to you quickly.

"Careful! You're gonna get whipla-"

"I'm going to win,"

"I was joking-"

A/n vol 2: trick or treat bitchessss, you got trick, This fic is just lighthearted and a joke, and not the real day 2- Cerulean Bat? CBat?🤭 I'm so funny /j you can thank 🐦- all their fault /lh (the real day 2 didn't get finished cause of the face reveal I hope you understand♡)

#celestial:scribbles #celestial:drm #celestial:kinktober #for legal purposes im joking #dreamwastaken smut #dream x reader smut #dreamwastaken x reader smut #dream smut #mcyt x reader smut #mcyt smut #<main smut tags will be up for a short time then deleted

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pastel-rights · 7 months

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I think you could describe them even MORE out of context. A mega contextless list if you will.

aNON??? I... guess you will get your mega list after all! Don't go too crazy trying to figure out what goes to what muse!!

-- sir I know they say to dress your best but this REALLY is not the occasion to be doing this. sir you're going to hell not to prom. SIR!!

-- my favorite little mochi cameraman :] he's very friend-shaped, a little quiet but a good lad a respectable fellow.

-- l-l-lucky number four!! now get in the car, loser. We got seeds to buy from the store.

-- i roasted you so hard you got thanos snapped out of existence. also I think I also gaslit you once too.

...

oh my GOD YOU'RE FOURTH ON THE LIST AND YOU GOT LUCKY NUMBER FOUR'D. SUCK IT BITCH /j

-- is the neutron the powerhouse of the cell. are you the powerhouse of MY cell? dramatic gasp.

-- colors have voices. Orange sounds like a friend? enemy? Green sounds like people you hate. Purple sounds like your friend and your "friend's" roommate. white sounds like birds. pink sounds both like love and whores, supposedly.

you also have a talent for shocking people with no reason and never shutting the fuck up even if you REALLY need to.

Also please never take mushrooms ever again.

also the warehouse. shudders.

-- please stop biting the patroller. this isn't a funny bit this is a genuine cry for help /j

-- stop riZZING UP DEMONBANE but please do keep decking Plutone.

-- you romanticize the wrong sibling, sister. get a GRIP. i love you though. keep slaying, girlquestion.

-- the police but actually likeable. also she explodes you with sweets..

-- miss i know you're sad about your divorce but im TRYING to decode here miss miss PLEASE.

-- omg is that the mcdonalds employee is that the mcgirlfailure. you forgot my mcflurry I'm in AGONY.

-- fruity ass. fruitcake. friend of the lesbians, exploder of the homophobes. ily.

-- sir i know you're haunted by your boss's closet and the food she wants you to cook and the horrors but there's no reason to be THIS dramatic. DAMN.

-- if you disappear to the Bahamas one more time I'm gonna flop over and CRY.

-- punishment this sinner that why don't you stop bitchin' and get some bitches instead. god you're pathetic. /ref

-- you need therapy. and to stay away from the flames the do NOT speak to us they do NOT call our names.

-- sweet tooth with a side of murdering you murdering you mur-

-- you're one of two muses who are normal. congrats, have a cookie!

-- i'm sorry for cussing i'm SORRY i will find an alternative I sincerely aPOLOGIZE PLEASE DON'T YELL AT ME????? also I like penguins too can we be friends. i can ignore the fact you're haunted by the horrors.

-- the first person to ever rizz me before. under the sea rizz /j

-- i love you. you're the light of my life. i only want the best for you. [ throws the fauti at you like a homing missile ]

-- the marriage certifcate is fake and we both know it but at this point I'm too baffled by it's existence to really care. also stop surprise adopting kids that's just called kidnapping.

-- you went from fake marriage to a real marriage and i don't know if i respect that or hate that. it's been months and I still cannot decide. at least, the cake tasting arc was cute!! also give mE BACK MY MUSE'S COAT DAMNIT.

-- how did you murder your wife you are a WEAK bitch. possessed by demons. weak ASS.

-- alcoholic but glowstick

-- stop calling me babygirl i'm neither baby nor a girl.

-- how do you have a husband? no like genuinely i'm SO baffled. /lh

-- father in law.

-- cosmic eldritch horror but the real horrors is the fucking key you keep showing me. please let me go I just want to see my husband and daughter.

what do you MEAN he is my husband WHAT.

-- your letters have ruined my life.

-- my VERY real father. of course I get excited whenever i see you around you're very cool and I miss you :(

-- you got hit by the tram once while breakdancing and I'll never forget about that /pos /lh

-- please i just want the divorce papers... what do you mean, I don't NEED a marriage counselor OR a priest. also you threw your friend not once but twice and you're so real for that.

-- the TRUE toxic yuri. also you multiplied and became french which is funny.

-- too many rules to remember. also you're short and I want to rattle you.

-- twitter but cooler!

-- you canonically give spirits bad vibes which is fucking HILARIOUS.

-- i'm noT A FUCKING CAT UNHAND MEE YOU SLIMY WHELP. OUGHHHH also NO I will NOT take a break. >:(

-- the vibes are a WILD way to judge someone but it's even MORE wild the vibes are usually right.

-- the way you just grabbed him was so funny. weak as hell but you had the spirit!!!

-- not a muse i see often but there's like 3 of you floating around and THAT is a funny ass fact.

-- "this is my safety gun." "well can you put it away?" "but my safety gun :("

-- you can't do math yet somehow you made a plan to overthrow your brother and become a god practically and I don't know if I'm impressed or just saddened by that thought.

-- please leave my eyes alone.

-- the manager of the costco! i wonder if he ever got out...

... or unpossessed.

-- no running in the halls!!! /ref

-- bakery owner who i would forfeit all mortal possesions to <333

-- girlboss and her 203948043 vessels

-- peepaw i don't like guns. or fake yous.

-- how's your father's divorce going? do you need a hug. /lh

-- vida la revolution!!!

-- how did you get into my house and why are you talking about fireworks and poetry i just want to disassociate about my brother's traumatic death and disconnect from the world around me, i didn't ASK for an impromptu therapy session.

-- orphan.

-- uno card eater AND number one on the debt list. also your demons. that's fucked up.

#( this took forever i'm in tears /lh )

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cathymee · 1 year

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not me reading chapter 7 (am so silly lol)

Guess Simoun still comes back, huh?

also Lucky Basilio for finding out Top secrets that the government still cannot find out lol.

Uhhh... Are they having a healthy debate? But yes, keep going, I love listening to Simoun mansplain and Manipulate out of our protagonist XD

But Sir Simoun, I just wanna be a doctor ;-; —Basilio, probably

Dear Simoun, what did they do to deserve that?

I dunno who Simoun dedicated this, but... HELP ME CUZ DANG TUMBLR EL NOLI FANDOM WILL MAKE ME THINK ABOUT ELIBARRA-

Sorry for the caps, but like. I need Basilio's last name XD

not me taking the time to answer this when i have classes in like 7 hours from now and i still have not slept— (blame rizal & his stupid stupid book (affectionate, revering))

chapter 7 my absolute beloved!! this banger of a chapter is still one of my most favorites even now – i have so many Thoughts™ over this chapter it's making me absolutely insaaaane like. these bitches be going back and forth making good points occasionally. and emphasis on occasionally bc,, god,,, their other arguments,,,,,, garbage. shut up. both of you.

1. Ibarra is a BUG that should be SQUASHED on sight. i will throw him on a garbage disposal. we all should. (i say, knowing full well i have a history of ranting to my friends about how sad i get over him)

2. hdghjvfjhd pls this is so funny to me like,, sim 🤝 that superman guy i forgot the name of. it's all in ze ✨glasses✨

3. goDDD simoun was such a boomer in it too like,,, you kids 🙄 chasing butterflies and being all innocent 🙄 when you should be planting b0mbs in celebrations like a REAL MAN 🙄🙄 smh smh. bro would be the equivalent of boomers in our time being like 'oh. OUR generation endured abuse from our parents and teachers and that's why we're disciplined and tough. you kids are WEAKLINGS, that's why you're all undisciplined and unprepared for life.' (<- me typing this up, horrified but laughing over the realization that simoun would unironically support ROTC & the other useless, nonsensical programs & plans of our government for our educational system rn SJGHDHBHDV)

4. yeah!! poor basi's just trying to study man 😞 can u imagine tho a debate between sim & isagani….glorious (also bc 'gani is like. the elias of el fili. both of these mfs threw hands with friars and other powerful figures.)

(isagani once he hears the first bullshit argument from simoun:

5. IK LIKE??? BRO CHILL LMFAOOOO that was such a batshit insane confession but what were we expecting from a tyrant and a fascist

6. oh..you know full well who the noble soul he's referring to… 👀 /lh jkjk but yeah he was referring to his dad in the first two sentences, and the noble soul is elias,,, whose spirit is probably there screaming at simoun's face throughout this whole monologue, throughout the whole chapter (and throughout the whole book tbh)

no apologies needed, you're always welcome to scream with me over all this (sorry for my late replies tho) ^^ and as for basi's last name…*grabs a shovel and heads over to luneta* /j

#rizal: i am going to make a chapter that is soooo filled with banger statements and arguments..alongside shitty ones so my readers will be-#screaming at both of these characters #asks #el filibusterismo

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xullianspamnoham · 1 month

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Tumblr is trying to tell you something but I'm not going to say what because you're too worked yo rn and I need you calm

Haha funny peanits and the other thing

Im going to make you shut up if you keep talking about it hush leave it alone /j /lh

Hi hi glue get your father

#xullian asks⁉️#xullians moots

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halucynator · 3 months

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💌 Dear Lucy 💌

If you were a waiting room, I’d never see a doctor, I think you’re everything I’ve wanted, and I don’t wanna look at anything else now that I saw you. I had nothing to lose, til you came into my life, so if you rewrite your life may I still play a part? because, life without you: I never wanna find out.

I love you as Laurie loves Jo (well, if it worked out), as Ravi loves Pip, as Adrien loves Marinette, as Luke loves Lorelai… as much as one person loves another in any great love story.

Really, you are a wonderful person, effortlessly funny, kind, and you bring much joy. You deserve the best and should take today to appreciate all the incredible things about yourself. It’s important to be your own greatest admirer sometimes!

Here are my gifts to you:

💐 🍰

And could we spend the evening in and watch a movie? How about Little Women again?

💌 A secret (goose) admirer 💌

💖 💖 💖 L 💖 💖 💖 💖

💌dear secret admirer💌

this is soooo cute omg i love this and you soo much <33 the lyrics mixed together thank youu 🥺💖 this means so much to me you dont even get itt!!!!!

ive loved you ever since i've known you jo i couldnt help it and i tried to show you and you wouldn't let me we're just fine but i must make you hear now and give me an answer because i cannot go on like this i gave up billiards i gave up everything you didnt like im happy i did its fine and i waited and i never complained because i... you know i figured you'd love me jo... like i love you (thats not in the scene but idc it shouldve been /lh)

sdalshdlajsdh this is so 🦋🦋🦋 im literally sobbing you dont even get itttt it makes me feel very special that you used my interests in that sajdhaskjdhash and just know i love you to the moon and to saturn (and neptune and all the way back to the sun and to the earth)

awww this is sooo sweettttttt (sweeter than✨cotton candy✨) im so glad you think im funny its totally not effortless tho it takes so much work i reallu do try /j /lh and YOU bring me joy, right now and like this whole ask probably made my entire week <3 and by the looks of it you seem aawesome, kind, sweet and anything else thats good <33 also this gave me such a huge ego boost so thats your fault djasldhsaj

i will forever cherish these gifts thank you beloved anon

yes we should totally do that and yes little women is a great choice you know how to win my heart over dont you anon? (but i will warn you i wont shut up during the jo and laurie scene so yeah sjkdha)

i love you secret (goose) admirer

HONK

also is that L for me or is that L your initial lmao bc im very confused lsdhsalj

#valentines day #admirer #i love you #goosecoven <3 #valentines event #asks #anon!#luce posts 💌

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urpaperboy · 1 year

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Ramble all your rambles about Charlie and Haydin if you have em I beg of you *gets on my knees and prays for you to bring your light down to me*/lh

omg u just unleashed a monster cause I HAVE A LOT!!

OKAY OKAY i have like a lot of stuff !! So imma make them like points

I made a Comic today of Little Haydin and Little Charlie and came up with an idea of a Nickname Charlie would’ve given Haydin, its Hayds!!

Sitting at the top of apartment complex just to examine the city and stars feels like something they would do together (Haydin has a thing for Stars :])

LITERALLY FOR THE DAMN FUN OF IT I THOUGHT OF THIS,,, THEY BOTH GO TO CHUCK E. CHEESE AND PLAY GAMES AND EAT OVER THERE

You know that yellow clock ride they have over at Chuck E. Cheese?? The one that goes up and then back down, Yeah I had this thought that Charlie would get on it just to prove something to Haydin, poor dude gets stuck and Haydin is just standing there laughing. But dw he helps him out after

They’d probably also just keep some of the tokens from there to themselves

The moment Chuck comes out for that mini dance party for the little kids, Haydin looks at Charlie with a smirk and say “AWHH CHARLIE.. DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD A CLONE” with Charlie telling him to shut up and just covering up his mouth quickly just out of sheer embarrassment.

Funny thing I talked to somebody about: Charlie does the whole “would you still love me if I was worm?” to Haydin and he’d just respond with leaving for a moment only to come back with some worm costume and say “Put this on and then we’ll see” (Spoiler Alert: He loves it)

If it wasn’t obvious, Haydin is taller than Charlie, So imagine the amount of times Haydin would pick on him for being short (tho I think Charlie would enjoy that–/j../hj?)

Haydin used to live with a Horrible family so, he either lied about going to some other friends house or snuck out to Charlie’s House just to hang out with him (Haydin’s Family have like a DEEP HATE for him)

Depending on what activity Haydin’s parents had him doing, if there was some sort of presentation, Charlie would go and just support his best friend and probably give a gift after the presentation in secret

STILL CHARLIE FINDING SOMETHING TO COMPARE HAYDIN’S EYES TO AND THEY COME OUT DUMB BUT CUTE, Haydin is just thinking “He’s stupid but so goddamn adorable.”

The whole writing notes to each other in a classroom they are in together AND STILL DOING IT WHEN THEIR ADULTS,, sighhhhh yeah <33

Okay also stupid of me to do but i had like some ship name for them…… Caydin/Harlie-.

If Charlie is a stinky boy, Haydin throws him into a bathtub with a bunch of bubbles and just says “You’re not coming out of there until I see a beam of light reflect off of you.”

Charlie have any ripped piece of Clothing? Haydin comes in with a sewing kit and sews it up quickly.

When Haydin had long hair, it felt like Charlie could lay his head on his and just take a tiny nap, they were nice

Okay uh lemme put an affectionate type one, they both just kiss each others scars, big or small. No matter what happened they’re both just happy to have one another. <33

Haydin has a new redesign (will post eventually) and he has shorter hair now. I like to think that in the hopes that if he ever ran into Charlie again once he went back to the city, he’d look like a super badass best friend.

Charlie’s pet name for the lis is Casper/Cas, i like to think that when Haydin heard it the first time, he sorta just stood there like “should I think this is cute and just say I wanna make out or think this is just him being him??”

Haydin’s form of flirting would be either “your looking submissive and breedable ” or literally any flirty like in Spanish since that is his second language but when he’s serious about something, he just compliments Charlie and ramble about everything he loves about him.

You and I by d4vd is a them song tbh

Uh,,, yeah if it isn’t noticeable i love them so much,,, i love haydin SO SO MUCH…. and im happy to see people like him as well <33

#mateo thots #yuurivoice charlie #listener oc

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oddballwriter · 2 years

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EMH Boys with an s/o who’s eyesight is shit perhaps? No this is not self indulgent I don’t know what you mean…

- 🫧

Warnings: HABIT is here

Author’s snip: First of all, hi Anon Bubbles! Second, something tells me that this is self indulgent, just a gut feeling. (/lh /j)

Notes: Just saying this, I do wear glasses but they’re for reading small stuff so I kind of get it but if the sounds like shit I apologize in advance.

I’ll shut up now. Enjoy

꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦

Evan

He doesn’t mind at all

Why would he?

You have contacts or at least glasses so it’s all fine

If you wear glasses

I feel like he’s the type to ask if he can wear them for a sec

He won’t make fun of how you’re glasses are because he knows that they help you see

If your glasses or contacts ever get misplaced then he’ll help you find them and also be your eyes till the get found since he knows you can’t see well at all without them

He’s gonna giggle if your glasses bump into his face when you two try to kiss

Vinny

He gets it

He said it himself when HABIT took his glasses

“I need those to see”

So yeah he 100% gets it if you can’t really see jack shit without your glasses on

He might get a little silly and you guys swap glasses for fun when bored

You guys can light heartedly make fun of each other it’s fine

“Jeez, (y/n) how blind are you?”

“How blind are you, Vin? I can’t see shit through yours!”

If you wear contacts more than you do your glasses then he’ll be kinda jealous

He doesn’t really have the patience for that and also thinks the idea of putting something in your eyes is gross

That’s not to bash you, you do you. He just doesn’t see himself doing that

He probably has a lot of questions about it if you wear contacts

“So you just put them in in the morning and then fish them out at night?” “Doesn’t it feel gross?”

Jeff

He’s actually a mix of Evan and Vinny where he would understand that you need either glasses or contacts to be able to see and also asking questions

He’ll ask “What prescription are they?”

“Do you preferred to wear glasses or contacts, or do you switch between them?”

He’ll also be your eyes if you lose your glasses or contacts and help you find them

Sometimes he likes to fiddle with your glasses while their on your face

HABIT

He thinks it’s adorable

In a condescending way

He thinks it’s funny how you need something to do as simple as seeing and that when you don’t have them you basically can’t at all

He likes to steal your glasses or contacts for fun just to see you do that ‘I can’t see’ squint and have to look for them

He’ll give them back, he just thinks it’s funny

He stops once he realizes that you’ve figured out that he mostly has them when you can’t find them

He will still do it every once a while though

He thinks he’s funny

If you actually lose them then he’ll help you find them

He’s not very good eyes though, he’d forget that you can not see so you might accidentally bump into something

#slenderverse #everymanhybrid #slenderverse x reader #everymanhybrid x reader #emh x reader #emh evan #emh jeff #emh vinny #emh habit #emh jeff x reader #emh habit x reader #emh evan x reader #emh vinny x reader

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skylolacreativespace · 7 months

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Me trying to study normally gone wrong qwq

Also me: tklestklestklestkles

"Hey wouldn't it be funny if someone poked your tummy"

"Or a finger wiggling at your sides?"

"scribbles on palms?"

"bottom ribs!!!"

"niiiibbblessss"

*imagining myself in a senarios*

ME: embarrassingly yelling in my head at OWN thoughts "THXKHFMXFKXHHFKXGDKXKGDKHD SHUT UP BRAIN??!!"

What a great day to study /j /lh

#🍃lola is lee in stars #skylolasaysstuffblog rambles

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thevalleyoftriumph · 2 years

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jk im not done im here for poppy

👁️👊🍰🍧🍩🎂💐🌙🕷️🏊🪤📷🎭🔫☁️❤️

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAABEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! HEFKNVJKDFNJKVFNKL DEAR LIRD

for ppl who dont know, poppy iz my backroomz oc!! theyre a partypooper lol.

of course you ask 4 sweetz themed emojiz in a row. partygoer kinnie lol /lh anywayz

👁️ EYE - what colour are their eyes? do people notice their eyes? is there anything special about them (shows emotion easily, literally magical…)?

mmmmmm itd be a little funny if they just didnt have any. well okay thatz a lie, they DO have eyez, but not onez most ppl [ie, humanz] can see? if i had to compare whatz going on to something, itd be like how in soma, when ppl were put into robotz, their brainz refused to comprehend it, so instead showed them something they were familiar with. thatd be the case with poppyz eyez. they HAVE eyez, just none that we can comprehend, so to most people/beingz, theyd just be simple dark eyez. humanz see no eyez at all - just a void - but anything else that can SOMEWHAT see, though not entirely, just see darkness with a slight difference between pupil and the rest of it. possibly tinted blue? with little speckz of white.

👊 PUNCH - are they quick to violence?

ehhh dependz. they definitely would prefer NOT getting violent, but . yknow. they dont have a fucking sledgehammer and a fucked up knife for no reason. they dont start anything, but god forbid if you decide to attack them. most entitiez learn their lesson pretty quick, if theyre not something poppy would rather run from, and well. well! yknow how partypooperz usually just drag aggressive wandererz to the partygoerz to deal with? yeah poppy doeznt do that theyll just bash ur head in or stab you. and you KNOW what their knife lookz like. that shit iz based off a real knife that requirez TEAMZ OF SURGEONZ to close a wound of. if you push them to fight, theyll fuckin fight.

🍰 CAKE SLICE - favourite cake flavour? are they specific about types of cakes?

oohh, id say.. red velvet with vanilla icing, and maybe some of that like.. strawberry stuff yknow the kind thatz like somewhat clear and drippy? idk what itz called but theyd LOVE that on a cake. they dont like anything to do with mint or nutz, though.

🍧 SHAVED ICE - do they still have any objects from their childhood? what significance does it have to them? what would their reaction be if they lost it?

mmmmm i didnt think about that actually. im torn between giving them an actual childhood and just having them poof into existence lol. but no, even if they did, i dont think theyd have any major itemz from it. be it because itd be too troublesome to carry around, too identifying, or just. too painful to have with them all the time.

🍩 DONUT - favourite sweet treat?

candycorn lol. theyve had it like, once in their entire life but they like it. dont ask me where they got it from i dont know either shut up /j

🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE - when is their birthday? do they like celebrating it?

they ALSO dont have a birthday lol. not technically at least, and def not one thatd line up with Our birthdayz - backroomz shit or whatever. i think theyd have an equivalent - like how your partygoerz have "birthdayz" if they were human once and itz just the dayz they got turned into partygoerz, i think partypooperz would have something similar! i dont think ALL partypooperz were, yknow, alwayz partypooperz, and maybe some were wandererz that decided to team up w them. so birthdayz would be join datez. poppyz not one of theze, but they like celebrating other pplz stuff - though it never doez get too big, yknow? never too much like a party, the "celebrating" iz usually just congratulating someone on being around that long lol. [though between you and me, poppy iz never opposed to people GIVING them a date for a birthday. hint hint. nudge nudge.]

💐 BOUQUET - create a bouqet for them! what do those flowers mean? are any of the flowers their particular favourite?

now im stealing all theze symbolism meaningz from wikipediaz page of plant symbolism, but if i had to make a little bouqet for them, id say probably...

yellow orchidz + rosez - generally meanz, for orchidz friendship, joy, or new beginningz and for rosez, i picked out the friendship, apology, intense emotion, extreme betrayal, and a broken heart partz :]

diphylleiaz - meaning "'I will show my true self to you,' clarity, honesty"

vervain - meaning "pray for me, protection against evil"

add in one or two, maybe three, black rosez - specifically their meaningz of "death, sorrow, and danger"

surrounded by arborvitae, meaning "everlasting friendship."

out of theze flowerz specifically, i think poppy would like vervainz the most. they have absolutely NO knowledge on plant symbolism, they just think itz pretty :]

and no their nickname being "poppy" az in the flower waz COMPLETELY unintentional /srs but itz a little funny

🌙 MOON - what is your oc’s greatest wish? how far are they willing to go for it?

to see the sky. the REAL sky, yknow, from earth and shit. not the fake onez in the backroomz levelz that show a "sky." they wanna see the cloudz, the starz, even the sun. theyre not willing to kill for it, but itz alwayz at the back of their mind.

🕷️ SPIDER - what is their biggest fear? do they have any irrational / mundane fears?

mmmm. itd be a little funny if i said the dark az a mundane fear, though i guess in the backroomz itz kinda warrented. loud noisez too - like balloonz popping, lol - are known to startle them.

but biggest fear?? mmm i couldnt tell ya. i dont think theyd have one, or maybe just havent figured it out themself. i havent thought of one for them yet lol. ur free to give suggestionz. winky face.

🏊 SWIMMING - can they swim? or are they afraid of water? how well do they swim? how do they feel about swimming in the ocean?

i mean. they can float? and can probably go from one end of a swimming pool to another lol. but can they keep themselvez afloat if the waterz deeper than they are tall? fuck no lol. plus, all the layerz of their clothez way them down a ton. they know enough to survive long enough for someone to pull em out, or swim in a 'shallow' pool [maximum of 5'5'' deep tho any more than that and they Will throw a fit /j] but not enough to survive like. the OCEAN. in fact the thought iz mildly terrifying and theyd rather not, thankz!

🪤 MOUSE TRAP - what will always lure them into certain danger? a loved one in danger? a promise of something they are always searching for?

mmmmmm. their friendz. they dont even have to be in danger, just a friend calling to them to come look at something. other partypooperz, some entitiez they know, or wandererz theyve befriended. they SHOULD know better, and usually they do stop and consider if itz actually them or something mimicking them or even just a trap in general, but well. they like their friendz! a lot lol.

📸 CAMERA - do they enjoy having their picture taken? what’s their go-to pose? do they like taking photos? what do they take photos of?

dependz. mask on? they dont really care az long az nothing identifying in the picture. mask off? hoodie off? nah. fuck that. theyll break ur camera lol.

but if you ask nicely to take a picture theyll probably say yes. they stand so awkwardly tho theyre like when ur a kid and ur grandma makez u stand next to ur siblingz or cousinz or smthn and keepz telling u to get closer so u just stand there like "aaaaa" yknow? they stand like that lol. theyll usually have a hand in a pocket or holding something and doing a little peace sign with the other.

🎭 MASKS - do they act differently around certain people? what’s different between the way they act around friends, family, strangers, etc.?

yes actually! theyre very quiet around strangerz, more tense and aware, and give very short responsez that often make them come of az rude on accident. around friendz theyre more outgoing, louder or just in general friendly. more willing to take off their jacket and hoodie, or move up their mask to drink stuff, yknow?

🔫 PISTOL - do they trust people easily? how easily will they turn their back to someone? have they been backstabbed before? will they betray someone if given an ultimatum?

ehhhh not very well. they give wandererz the benefit of the doubt each time and enough trust to let them follow behind them, but other entitiez are on much thinner ice. it takez a lot to earn their trust, but unless you give proof you plan to hurt them, they wont leave you to just die, yknow? mmm. id say they have def been backstabbed on multiple occasionz, esp during the fun war - theyd be bringing a wanderer back only to LITERALLY get stabbed, or maybe a bat to the face, or getting kicked down to the ground. theyve managed to escape nearly every time with only minor injuriez or scratchez, but it defz hurtz each time, even if they expected it.

az for betraying someone.... well. theyd never betray their closest friendz. and theyd like to think that theyd never, EVER do such a thing for even an ultimatum.

but if they were given hard proof, actual evidence, of, say.. being able to leave the backroomz? or their friendz being forever safe and protected?

theyd like to think theyd never turn their back on their friendz. but whoz to say how theyd actually act in the situation if there waz proof. :]

☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon

they like to sing! sometimez if they think theyre alone, theyll be humming to themself or muttering lyricz under their breath. itz a comfort to them :]

❤️ RED HEART - their love language(s)?

actz of service or wordz of affirmation, usually. theyre not AGAINST touch, but will only do that with ppl they deeply trust. will be flattered by being given giftz, and iznt against given them themself, but all in all, theyre very much a "actionz speak louder than wordz" type of guy, mixed in with a "i NEED to tell ppl they did amazing in order to show my love or i WILL die."

#kits ocs #poppy | oc

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not-yet-usernamed · 2 years

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(OH FUCK funny thing is I Hc my 432 as aroace (because it's my version of the transgenderification beam shut up /lh) so yeah that's not going to go down too well) -[𝟺𝟹𝟸] (sorry I played Minecraft for 4 hours and forgot time and space existed whoops)

aroaceness ERASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /J

felt . minecraft makes it easy to forget everything exists

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reticent-fate · 1 year

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Fictive Friday (1/13/23)

Prompt and event hosted courtesy of @fictive-culture !

This week’s prompt:

❓ Question of the week! ❓

How do you feel about fanfiction for your source? Do you like to write or read it?

Love fanfiction.

Love to actually read some one day. /lh

Basically every Grand Chase fictive in the system reads fanfic for our source media, because the fandom is so small that any blip in activity catches our eye and is worth attention lmao.

As for writing, I took a break from working on a pretty big fanfic project that’s been occupying me for about a month of fronting time so you tell me! I know that other fictives in our system have varying opinions on fic, and we haven’t really written non-GC fic in years (our special interest for that game is both damning and inextricably tied to actual canon characters).

Baldinar DNFed a pretty big project he’d started for NaNo though, which is kind of funny since he’d worked so hard on outlining it lol. The fickle nature of ADHD is something indeed.

Also, this week there were some writing prompts, and one of them I think is particularly fun to see considering our go-to “I need to write some garbage because we’re having writer’s block and gotta get the muscles flexing again” fics is an 80k+ word fic that’s basically just the premise of “ What would happen if the fictives in your system magically appeared in one of your sources? How would your system handle it?”

ALMOST unrelated, but we also write analytic essays for our sources. One of which is a mega-essay on the specific topic of one of the prompts (emph. added): “Which character from your source would be most likely to be plural? Write a scene from their perspective as a system!” It’s currently like 10 pages long and only has 2 out of 16 sections filled out. Help (/j). Grand Chase is some extremely plural BS and you can’t pry that from me. If we ever finish and post the essay, we’ll probably never shut up about it.

-Heit (he/him)

#fictive friday #heit #ba #ask game #musings #-heit

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