#IM SO. HORRIFIED.

[ef-1]

wait sorry. sorry culture shock moment. I need data about this,

#im so. fucking ??? confused. TIL americans are paid for blood and plasma donations #and students + people do it to make ends meet. #and the blood banks are entirely privatised. and they are purposefully congregated in low socio-economic areas???? #IM SO. HORRIFIED. #like for a split second i thought 'hm. what a good idea. xtra cash for a good cause' BUT BECAUSE THEYRE PRIVATISED #MOST OF THE BLOOD DOESNT EVEN GO TO HOSPITALS AT ALL. IT GOES TO LIKE THOSE FUCKING CLINICS FOR FACIALS OH MY DODMGIRKE #in spirit of fairness ill share first: im not allowed to donate blood bc I have MS #but i know from going to the donation clinics with my friends that they give you biscuits and juice and a sticker #death to capitalism

[royalarchivist]

For those who missed it, here’s Phil slam-dunking Quackity’s face into his birthday cake LMFAO, I love their friendship dynamic

#Quackity #Philza #TinaKitten #Phil #IRL #Tina looks so HORRIFIED I'm losing it #also don't cause any drama over this Phil and Q are friends Phil didn't do this to be mean or anything #and quite frankly it looks like Quackity was prepared for it #The way Phil literally rubbed his face in it Im LOSING it #this was so frickin funny I was dying #Happy Birthday Quackity! #The Mariachi band playing that after he got dunked was SO funny #the way the hat fell perfectly on the cake was too funny #Tina

[areyousanta]

Just a little bump in the road

#queue horrifying music #link #loz #totk #loz totk #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #areyouart #i deleted the background lineart layer #and i w as not in the mood to redraw it so #it looks a little weird #but eh #whatever #im happy with how it turned out so

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

and then everyone had nightmares for a month. the end

#caterpillar-butterfly metamorphosis is. Um. inch resting #fascinating! also horrifying! id like to Experience it! #oh to dissolve into soup and be radically transformed into something new. preferably with wings #also realistically. there would be a shed skin left behind #like watch a time lapse of a caterpillar forming the chrysalis #the chrysalis forms Inside the bug and then like... splits it open and the caterpillar's now empty skin just shrivels like a rolled sock #so like... whoever discovers howdy's chrysalis would have to deal with seeing his scooped-out body #UNLESS IM THINKING ABOUT IT TOO LITERALLY BECAUSE HES A MF PUPPET #still. something to think about #scribble salad #yassified howdy <3 #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #frank: never fear neighbors - ill ease your worries with detailed information! that way theres no room left for anxiety-inducing mysteries! #frank: why are you screaming

[wiidoodles]

Do not separate!!! Bonded Pairs!!!

#trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #trigun fanart #vashwood #millymeryl #merylmilly #which one is it im horrified i cant remember #you could also mix and match them if u were so inclined #wii doodles #fanart #ship art #kinda

[swamp-cryptids]

to me this line is like, where harry reaches the closest thing to self actualization within the text of the game. he doesn't desire to be a different kind of animal anymore. its such a kind thing to say to himself about a quality that in his line of work could very much be perceived as a flaw. idk i just like it

#im probably gonna put something close to this in my video but i just. yeah #disco elysium spoilers #ANNIE AND FEARGHUS DON'T READ #but like the way the phasmid goes on to say that it empathizes with harry/humanity itself due to its sensitivity #to have that experience which is so accepted and brushed off in day to day life be heard and sympathized with #something something the way disco elysium presents humanity's unique consciousness as something that is often overwhelmig and horrifying #and forgives harry for being overwhelmed by that sensitivity and consciousness and congratulating him for even reaching this point #IDFKKKKK #the noid line thats like consciousness is new to the universe we all have our ways to ease the shock #literally been thinking about it for WEEKS #the way we interface with the world is unique and beautiful but it can also be terrifying and devastating so its ok to be scared #even if it feels like everyone else is fine #getting personal in the tumblr tags ummm #disco elysium #disco elysium meta #harry du bois #insulindian phasmid

[howdydopillar]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE STARLINGS CAN MFING JUMP??????????????????

#THESE BITCHES CAN JUMP. IM SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED NOW. #I TRIED TO SEE IF NATHAN COULD JUMP BUT HE GOT STUCK LMFAO 😭😭😭😭… #AND THEN GARY LITERALLY CAME OVER AND JUMPED. I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF SO HARD. #I GENUINELY LOVE THIS GAME. IT MAY GET ME WITH ITS JUMPSCARE AND SCARY MOMENTS BUT I LOVE IT ALL #shipwrecked64 #shipwrecked 64 #dawgs the original post I made of this video wouldn’t let me fix the tags 😭😭 #shipwrecked 64 spoilers

[katabay]

THE SHERIFF AND GUY OF GISBORNE

uh. try to stay with me for a second. so incest motifs are a huge part of medieval lit. you see it in arthuriana cycles, you see it in romances, it's a whole thing.

Incest and the Medieval Imagination, Elizabeth Archibald

so robin hood. both adaptions and the text itself, tend to get interesting with guy of gisborne. and I will say that while I found the media being discussed in this text absolutely fucking insufferable to watch, the discussion on it was delicious, impeccable, show stopping

Mouvance, Greenwood, and Gender in The Adventures of Robin Hood and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Brian J Levy and Lesley Coote

and with regards to discussions on the origin text (which I love and adore forever)

Horseplay: Robin Hood, Guy of Gisborne, and the Neg(oti)ation of the Bestial, Stuart Kane

we're. getting to the point, I promise. guy of gisborne and the sheriff in my own "adaption" are not cousins, but brothers in law (fucked up brothers in law are my thing over on my other blog. brutus and cassius? I'm there. caligula and lepidus? all over that, baby!) because I'm aiming for an adjacent transgression.

on the topic of adjacent transgressions and guy's comment in this comic about cannibalism: there's an overlap in various genres of literature, predominantly in branches of horror and tragedy: between cannibalism and incest. (additionally! a lot of texts will take on christian subtexts and allusions, so there's a bonus homoerotic cannibalism discussion happening wrt communion that I'll get into in the future) it's about. chomping. the teeth, you know.

Managing Monsters, Marina Warner

Statius and Virgil: The Thebaid and the Reinterpretation of the Aeneid, Randall T. Ganiban

there's a 100% chance I will revise the sheriff's design at some point, but I wanted to draw the flowers exploding out of the spine so bad

AND FINALLY, the neck focus on guy is half due to his fate in his origin tale (beheaded) and half my own invention: I girl-with-a-green-ribboned him. a little narrative necromancy, if you will.

#long post #outlaws in the woods tag #im sorry for how long this is and also bc its 2am but also i am not sorry. i love medieval literature and horror #the sheriff wants to crawl inside guy's ribcage and eat his lungs #he is. interestingly enough. horrified at what everyone else does to guy's body #its about possession. obsession. who else has the right to eat you etc #im going to go folk catholicism forced sainthood on guy and every second of it is going to be awful for him #i will do narrative necromancy but i will adhere to the rules of the setting and the setting is TERRIBLE #i love it! sorry guy of gisborne. #anyway you guys ever watch showtime's borgias. favorite show. so. so uh. you know that one scene. the---

[ganondoodle]

im 27 now

#ganondoodles #personal #its past midnight my time #so im officially 27 now #also no this isnt meant as a complaint that im tired of hearing news about palestine #well kinda bc I WISH THE OPPRESSION WOULD STOP #LET THEM LIVE #i just want a good life for everything #still fighting of course #but it takes toll on you hearing and seeing more horrifieing news each day with half the world taking the side of the oppressor

[angelsaxis]

words can't even describe how this made me feel

#angel posts #speechless doesnt even begin to describe it im just #this is so horrifying #palestine #israel #gaza #gaza genocide

[shivroy]

tomshiv baby + tomshiv, baby!!!

#you will look at hibs and shiv and tom immediately or ill start throwing things and the first thing im throwing is hibs. #i legitimately adore him TOO much i just feel like hes so understandable. he makes sense. this would happen #maybe i have hibspilled but i cannot picture them having a son and him turning out vastly different..... #(NOT to say i dont love other tomshiv baby interpretations but that being said i have not seen anyone else make a tomshiv baby yet #so thats a hypothetical. i WOULD love another tomshiv baby if i saw them #hes so weird around tom #simultaneously doesnt respect him and is horrified of his judgement and avoids seeing tom whenever possible #art #succession #succession fanart #fanart #succession oc #shiv roy #tom wambsgans #tomshiv #tom x shiv #tomshiv baby #hibernian #the nation #SHIV #SHIV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #shes so logan ok. #like ive said before hibs is like if a man and a woman had a baby and the man is shiv roy and the woman is tom wambsgans

[rusquared]

imagine reading a novel about the apocalypse and how fiction can save your life in both an ordinary and extraordinary tragedy... and two years later watching the novel wrap up in the middle of a worldwide pandemic ??????????????

#god imagine being a korean reader who followed orv from the start #that's like. that's the WORST kind of mental illness. peak orv experience i almost envy them for it #'wow im learning so much from this novel about love and survival and stories and- there's a what spreading across the globe?' #also kdj is 9 years older than me that's horrifying #orv

[flowery-king]

He's from a musical its not my fault

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#design very much inspired by that one from um #that one user lambstooth #im not tagging them I'd be horrified if they saw it /lh #um yea anyway chonkier Erik my beloved dies #fgarart #selfship #AM I TAGGING THE PHANTOM ?? HNN MAN #sure only one tho #poto erik #oKAY OKAY THATS IT BYE #sona stuff #i read the book but the musical made me go gaga good lord #i love a man that can sing #gah #its more like a doodle but my art tag is filled with that type-a shit so

[zoreldanvers]

#tfw you're the child of the goddess of wisdom and therefore a chronic overthinker but also dyslexic but also a desperate people pleaser but also you're twelve and have no supervision and 200 dollars to buy candy

#pjoedit #percyjacksonedit #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase #annabethchaseedit #pjosource #im about to write a novel in these tags i could not stop cracking up at this scene #the last gif had me howling while making this #first of all athena who that is MY daughter #second of all watching this show is a trip bc when i read the books #in like 2007 #these kids were older than me #so i was like oh they're 12 that's old enough to fly alone on delta that sounds about right #some 12 year olds on a cross country adventure sounds about right #now im a full adult and i'm HORRIFIED these are BABIES #look at her in the last gif she can barely see the top shelf shes so TINY #i was on the fence about the show up until this scene ngl #then i saw it and i was like oh yeah this is it #it's my girl she's annabething

[eddiemunsongf]

you mean to tell me theres no epilogue where laura’s a mysterious travelling big game veterinarian/cryptid hunter with one eye and max is her infinitely loyal wise-cracking malewife who turns into a hulking monster once a month? 

#then why am i even playing? #the quarry #laura kearney #max brinly #laura x max #the quarry spoilers #actually fuck a epilogue ill take a spin-off game please #a novelization could do as well #i need them to cause more problems than they solve cause max is always breaking his restraints #i need him to be able to recognize her in wolfmode and just barely hold back from killing her #i need an excessive amount of casual violence to follow them wherever they go #i need wound cleaning!!! hurt/comfort!!! us against the world!!! #sorry ill calm down #im just so enamoured with the idea of like #badass x babygirl (who is sometimes a horrifying monstrosity) #mp

[buwheal]

woah. actual thought out reference?

Completely disregard wtf the reference from a couple weeks (a month?) ago looks like. Completely inaccurate. not sure what I was thinking w/ that one. This time I thought this one through, lol. wahoo!! Ive been kind of lazy and totally leaving out features the past few times Ive drawn him and I dont want that to happen again because he loses all the fun features.

notes written out for those who need it (glances behind my shoulder at the mobile app) under the cut. be warned, its long, lol.

starting from the top left, going across to the right side in rows.

-TURN-AROUND -opt grey hairs/grey stripe. he keeps it evenly colored with car oil. -eyebrow crease opt. -head lifted for convenience (for the pose. Also spelt that wrong on the image whoops) -5" when slouched. -neutral expression. Teeth always visible. -eyebags NOT opt. (Except in certain circumstances.) -"Tail" not usually visible -HORRIBLE posture* -black bottom lip pokes out a little -hands reach knees in reg. posture -Gnarly mullet -Overbite -Constant slouch. -Warped lens/frame -Sweaty & jittery a lot - \___ misc. extremes ___/ -BJD body -Motherboard cover -Plush tummy :-) -wears heart boxers underneath. Not shown. - |dissociating-----|-------disconnected| -sensitive eyes w/o glasses. Squints. - :arrow: Sparratically ejects -overdramatic - *except when actively interacting with someone - 5"1 when standing straight - |forced--|genuine--|?----|???---|

#DISGUSTING freak. I love him so much. #Reblogs encouraged. #He is absolutely balding btw. The glasses even out the horrifying forehead. #the way the fandom has influenced my hcs and my design is crazy actually. he was kinda a twink before. #I am not about to have a twink spamton in my household #no sir. He is old and disgusting and needs to be such. Also there was no exaggeration in his shapes before. no idea how i survived. #also yippee!!! I figured out how to fix my stylus pressure issue. #this one and the last post were in firealpaca. Still learning it because its a new program but it is so much better. Phhhew. #i love the animation feature #Im messing w it currently muwahahah. I hope i can finish it. #zoom in to see the notes better lol. #if needed i can write out all the notes!! lmk if you need it. #deltarune #deltarune spamton #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #spamton fanart #rotates him in my mind #killing him with hammers #never done a turn around w him but i think i did good this time #also this is mostly for myself because i kinda slack off. It ruins his body structure when i do and i want him to keep the triangle chest. #BuwheArt