I heard someone needs Colin Zabel suggestions and I GOT YOU. I literally CRAVE Colin fics. Im probably gonna send multiple submissions but this is the first one.
Colin x Reader cuddling up on the couch watching something about hoagies (itโs a sub sandwich if youโre wondering what it is. East Coast dialect ๐) food network on the tv. They both start craving it and decide to make one. But Colin and reader do not agree on meats/cheese/veggies/condiments that should go on to make the โperfectโ hoagie. So they have a silly food battle on who could make the best hoagie like theyโre on a competitive cooking show. After their both done they try each otherโs hoagies and then their own. Colin hates to admit it but reader was right.
This one was short sorry but more Colin fics coming in the next few days ๐
Hoagies (colin zable x reader)
A/n; I don't know what actually goes in a hoagie in other countries so sorry if its not accurate the hoagies you get in Scotland where I'm from consists of chapti bread, Donna meat or chicken tikka, fries with cheese and chilli sauce so that's why I wrote that
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It was your usual Friday night laying on your boyfriend's lap on the sofa watching food network on the tv, a thing about hoagies on making you absolutely crave one "Oh I could go one of them tight now with donna kebab meat fries with a load of cheese and chilli sauce" you groaned on colin's lap who looked at you with a chuckle "no thats not a hoagie y/n it has to have deli meat like salami and ham with salad" he protested making you sit up from his lap in shock.
"No it's not trust me my way of a hoagie is the best" you insisted you tried the hoagie you prefer when you and your best friend went on holiday to Scotland and tried one you never looked back learning how to make one of your own, "you thinking what I'm thinking?" Colin asked raising an eyebrow at you, "food battle" you smirked getting off the sofa you and Colin zoomed straight to the kitchen grabbing all the ingredients you needed for your food.
You and Colin now stood at either side of the kitchen island you cooked the fries in the oven, before preparing the meat, Colin was busy telling you he would win whilst preparing his hoagie, "Oh your so going down" he smirked cutting the bread up, "no your going down zable" you smirked back now cooking the donna meat.
"East Coast vs scotland" you laughed throwing a bit of lettuce at Colin who tried to catch it in his mouth but failed miserably, making you laugh your ass off almost falling to the floor, "I can't believe you completely missed that it was almost in" you said in between fits of laughter, "I could have gotten it if you knew how to throw better" Colin teased tossing another piece of lettuce which you caught in your mouth.
It didn't take long for the meat and fries to cook coating it with cheese and salad with chilli sauce you took your knife cutting the food in half for you and Colin and he did the same with his one, "be prepared for your taste buds to have a orgasm" you stated giving colin his half.
Colin gave you his half of the hoagie he made you took a bite you had to admit it was good but you still stood by the fact that your one was better, you watched as Colin took a hesitant bite of your hoagie chewing the food his eyes almost popping out of his head a moan of delight let his lips.
"This is really good wow okay you were right it is like the best thing ever" he mumbled his mouth full of food,"Colin don't talk with your mouth full but yes I told you so" you laughed about to take your half of the hoagie you made, "Hey what are you doing?" Colin asked looking a bit disappointed that you took the rest of the hoagie.
"I'm taking my half col" you chuckled taking another bite of the hoagie, soon enough you and Colin were full laying back on the sofa cuddled up almost falling asleep from being too full, "I don't think I can watch anything about food tonight" Colin chuckled his eyes closed with you laying on his chest, legs tangled together as the tv still played food network.
"Me neither I could sleep for a hundred years right now" you mumbled almost drifting into slumber neither of you wanted to get up too comfortable on the sofa, "that doesn't sound too bad right now" Colin yawned holding you closer to him drifting off to sleep.
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Chapter 22
-1 month later- Y/n pov: "Anthony" "THATS MEEEEE" "i wanna introduce are baby to our friends" "ok" "lets invite the cast"
Mi nombre es Alexander Hamilton
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย Guys we opening up the option to come see our baby today
Jazzy poo bear๐ญ๐๐๐โผ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ซถ๐พ๐คญ๐ถ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ชโ
๐๐๐พ๐ฉท๐๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๐พ๐โ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐พ๐๐นโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฝ: IM SO EXITED i get to see my bby ๐๐
Pippy poo๐๐ฅนโบ๏ธ๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐ฅฒ๐:YAY LIL EMMY
Mommy nรจa(not dirty๐)๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คช๐ฅธ๐ฅฐ๐๐คจ๐คฉ๐๐๐ง๐ฅณ:I CANT WAIT TO SEE MY NIECE
Loser Leslie ๐คซ๐๐๐ฒ๐ซ ๐ซค๐ฏ๐ฅฑ๐คฅ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ตโ๐ซ๐ถ๐ซจ๐ง๐คค๐ค๐ซฅ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅด:what time
Weird David ๐ฎโ๐จ๐คข๐ค๐น๐ต๐คฎ๐ค๐บ๐ตโ๐ซ๐คง๐ค ๐คก๐ค๐ท๐๐ฉ๐ฅด๐ค๐ฟ๐ป๐ค:your littarly my sister duh
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng ๐ค๐พ๐ค๐พโ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซฐ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐ซท๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซณ๐พ๐๐พ๐ซธ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซด๐พโ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ป:duh bitch
Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree๐๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซฒ๐พโ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐ซฑ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐ช๐พ๐ซต๐พโ๐พ๐๐พ๐ฆพ๐ฆถ๐พโ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐ฆต๐พ:you're littarly my twin bro stop playing with me
Christodontfuckme๐ถ๐พ๐ง๐พ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐ฑ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ป๐จ๐พ๐ง๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆณ๐ง๐พ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฑ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐ง๐พโ๐ฆณ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ง๐พโ๐ฆฑ๐ฑ๐พโโ๏ธ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆณ๐ฉ๐พ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฑ:duh girl๐๐
Loser Leslie ๐คซ๐๐๐ฒ๐ซ ๐ซค๐ฏ๐ฅฑ๐คฅ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ตโ๐ซ๐ถ๐ซจ๐ง๐คค๐ค๐ซฅ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅด :what time
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2:30
My mannn๐๐๐ผ๐ซถ๐พโ ๏ธ๐บ๐ฝ๐คฒ๐พ๐ฝ๐ธ๐๐๐พ๐พ๐น๐ฟ๐๐พ๐ค๐ป๐พ๐๐พ:we love yall please be there
We were in our room and heard a knock at the door and I got up to get it I awenser it. So It turned out to be jazzy "THERE MY oh it's you" "that felt purposeful" "donde esta mi esposa" "MI ESPOSA" "whatever" we walk to our room" hey y/n/n" "hey snazzy jazzy" "may i hold my niece" she says taking my spot "of course but be careful I cant stress that enough" "trust me" "hey emily" "co co" "emily can you say my dad sucks" "jazz" "the original version was dirty" we hear a knock on the door "jazzy apologize to ant ill get the door" "DADDY" "hey baby how you been""good" "hey sissy" "hi sebby" "hey Francisco" "co co" "CAN WE SEE THE BABY" "shhh sebby your gonna scare her" "im sorry" "its fine dad, come on lets see her" "hey lin" "sup lin" jazzy and Anthony greets "hey guys" dad greets "can i hold her" sebby ask "after the adults" mom tells him "well can i hold franny" he ask "not yet baby" he says a little "by the time its yet hell be to old to hold" mom ignores him and asks "may i pick her up" "yes" she holds her and starts talking to him "hey baby im your grandmother and ill love you so much" -15 minutes later- "sebby ask y/n if you can hold Emily" "may i hold emily" "of course bro" he held him gently "hi baby im your uncle and when you are 3-4 were gonna be best friends even when im a moddy teenager well still be best friends" "awww" "cocochhnxggx" "hwrhfdhdfjdghgdjgdjddjd to you two" we hear a knock a the door "aww no more emily" "you can hold fran" "hey bro here are my tips for serving the Miranda household" Lin ran to the door "HEY PHILLIPA" "hi wheres my sisters baby" "in our room" she runs to the room "number 47 DO NOT-hey pippa" "why you switch up" Anthony teases "shut up Anthony" "HEY we don't use those especially with adults SAY SORRY" nessa commands "I'm sorry Anthony for telling you to shut up" "it's ok I didn't really care" "may I hold the baby" "yes of course" "hi baby I'm pippa soo" "pghtghbth" "close enough" we all laughed we hear our door open Anthony grabbed a knife "que es 'wheres my granddaughter' en espanol" "donde esta mi chicos chico" i said with a questioning tone "what she said"she said with a chuckle "may i hold her" nea questions "you may" i awnsersย "hi baby im you second grandmother and im going to teach you how to be yourself when you are older"ย les came in "yall just leave yall door open" leslie asks"oops" says renรฉs "good thing i came before someone else did" Leslie diverts"right" i agree "im really sorry" nea aplogizes "its alright mistakes happen" ant comfront "hey i dont know if this is the right time but may i hold emily" leslie asks "you may" i say granting premission "hi baby im your uncle and im gonna teach you wait for it" les tells my baby "funny" lin chimes in then everyone else came and that was that
Dark bitchs in white girl
Who tryna meet my bby
Morgan Saylor:yes
Brian Marc:yes
Justin Bartha:yes
Bobbi Salvรถr Menuez;yes
Chris Noth:yes
Ralph Rodriguez:yes
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย Ok pull up
Y/n pov:-1 month later- Y/n pov: "Anthony" "THATS MEEEEE" "i wanna introduce are baby to our friends" "ok" "lets invite the cast"
Mi nombre es Alexander Hamilton
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย Guys we opening up the option to come see our baby today
Jazzy poo bear๐ญ๐๐๐โผ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ซถ๐พ๐คญ๐ถ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ชโ
๐๐๐พ๐ฉท๐๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๐พ๐โ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐พ๐๐นโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฝ: IM SO EXITED i get to see my bby ๐๐
Pippy poo๐๐ฅนโบ๏ธ๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐ฅฒ๐:YAY LIL EMMY
Mommy nรจa(not dirty๐)๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คช๐ฅธ๐ฅฐ๐๐คจ๐คฉ๐๐๐ง๐ฅณ:I CANT WAIT TO SEE MY NIECE
Loser Leslie ๐คซ๐๐๐ฒ๐ซ ๐ซค๐ฏ๐ฅฑ๐คฅ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ตโ๐ซ๐ถ๐ซจ๐ง๐คค๐ค๐ซฅ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅด:what time
Weird David ๐ฎโ๐จ๐คข๐ค๐น๐ต๐คฎ๐ค๐บ๐ตโ๐ซ๐คง๐ค ๐คก๐ค๐ท๐๐ฉ๐ฅด๐ค๐ฟ๐ป๐ค:your littarly my sister duh
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng ๐ค๐พ๐ค๐พโ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซฐ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐ซท๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซณ๐พ๐๐พ๐ซธ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซด๐พโ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ป:duh bitch
Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree๐๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซฒ๐พโ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐ซฑ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐ช๐พ๐ซต๐พโ๐พ๐๐พ๐ฆพ๐ฆถ๐พโ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐ฆต๐พ:you're littarly my twin bro stop playing with me
Christodontfuckme๐ถ๐พ๐ง๐พ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐ฑ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ป๐จ๐พ๐ง๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆณ๐ง๐พ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฑ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐ง๐พโ๐ฆณ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ง๐พโ๐ฆฑ๐ฑ๐พโโ๏ธ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆณ๐ฉ๐พ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฑ:duh girl๐๐
Loser Leslie ๐คซ๐๐๐ฒ๐ซ ๐ซค๐ฏ๐ฅฑ๐คฅ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ตโ๐ซ๐ถ๐ซจ๐ง๐คค๐ค๐ซฅ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅด :what time
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2:30
My mannn๐๐๐ผ๐ซถ๐พโ ๏ธ๐บ๐ฝ๐คฒ๐พ๐ฝ๐ธ๐๐๐พ๐พ๐น๐ฟ๐๐พ๐ค๐ป๐พ๐๐พ:we love yall please be there
We were in our room and heard a knock at the door and I got up to get it I awenser it. So It turned out to be jazzy "THERE MY oh it's you" "that felt purposeful" "donde esta mi esposa" "MI ESPOSA" "whatever" we walk to our room "hey y/n/n" "hey snazzy jazzy" "may i hold my niece" she says taking ants spot "of course but be careful I cant stress that enough" "trust me" "hey emily" "co co" "emily can you say my dad sucks" "jazz" "the original version was dirty" we hear a knock on the door "jazzy apologize to ant ill get the door" "DADDY" "hey baby how you been""good" "hey sissy" "hi sebby" "hey Francisco" "co co" "CAN WE SEE THE BABY" "shhh sebby your gonna scare her" "im sorry" "its fine dad, come on lets see her" "hey lin" "sup lin" jazzy and Anthony greets "hey guys" dad greets "can i hold her" sebby ask "after the adults" mom tells him "well can i hold franny" he ask "not yet baby" he says a little "by the time its yet hell be to old to hold" mom ignores him and asks "may i pick her up" "yes" she holds her and starts talking to him "hey baby im your grandmother and ill love you so much" -15 minutes later- "sebby ask y/n if you can hold Emily" "may i hold emily" "of course bro" he held him gently "hi baby im your uncle and when you are 3-4 were gonna be best friends even when im a moody teenager well still be best friends" "awww" "cocochhnxggx" "hwrhfdhdfjdghgdjgdjddjd to you two" we hear a knock a the door "aww no more emily" "you can hold fran" "hey bro here are my tips for surviving the Miranda household" Lin ran to the door "HEY PHILLIPA" "hi wheres my sisters baby" "in our room" she runs to the room "number 47 DO NOT-hey pippa" "why you switch up" Anthony teases "shut up Anthony" "HEY we don't use those especially with adults SAY SORRY" nessa commands "I'm sorry Anthony for telling you to shut up" "it's ok I didn't really care" "may I hold the baby" "yes of course" "hi baby I'm pippa soo" "pghtghbth" "close enough" we all laughed we hear our door open Anthony grabbed a knife "que es 'wheres my granddaughter' en espanol" "donde esta mi chicos chico" i said with a questioning tone "what she said"she said with a chuckle "may i hold her" nea questions "you may" i awnsers "hi baby im you second grandmother and im going to teach you how to be yourself when you are older"ย les came in "yall just leave yall door open" leslie asks"oops" says renรฉs "good thing i came before someone else did" Leslie diverts"right" ant agrees "im really sorry" nea aplogizes "its alright mistakes happen" ant comfront "hey i dont know if this is the right time but may i hold emily" leslie asks "you may" i say granting premission "hi baby im your uncle and im gonna teach you wait for it" les tells my baby "funny" lin chimes in then everyone else came and that was that
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Helloheyhihih!! I'm so sorry that you've been having such negative thoughts n feelings about ur writing (and that ur getting idiotic anons ๐๐๐).
I can only speak for myself (and I'm terrible about this sort of thing so bear with me, i might lose track of what im saying ๐ญ๐ญ) but plzplzplz know that I fuckin adore your work. Each and every one is awesome, I'm never unsatisfied or disappointed whenever u pop up on my screen (ur one of the authors that I try and make sure to check out on the daily for anything new ๐), so plz don't think that your work isn't good or that no one enjoys it (I know that's much harder than it seems tho).
When it comes to likes/reblogs/messages, I def get the negative feelings that come with the unevenness between likes v. reblogs and I'm sorry that it's hitting u so hard. Although I can't speak for ur other faithful readers (faithful readers, plural!!!), I am dumb shy ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I do my best to reblog every fic I come across, but leaving comments (outside of the tags) and sending messages is a whole other beast but I'll do my best to get better at it for ya (I can't pay ya so the least I can do is lose my shit in ur inbox ๐)
Fuck, Idk where I was going with that, I lost track, but ur work is on par with those other authors u'r comparing urself to, I guarantee it (I've cried to ur stories!! I've gotten giddy and all caught up in ur stories and hcs!!! they make me feel things!!). Ur a staple, a cornerstone of the hotchgirlies!
I forgot what I was gonna say AGAIN (FUCK IM SORRY) lemme finish this before I lose track again - If you have a million fans on this hellsite, I'm one of them! If you have a thousand fans up here, I'm one of them!! If you've only got ten fans, I'm one of them!! And if you've only got one fan than someone's lying to you bc not only are ur fellow authors fans of urs but im def not passing on after death bc then I won't be able to keep reading ur stuff!!! Whenever u see me pop up in ur notifs, know that for each one I'm grinnin and hoppin and squealin and probably doing my best to keep a straight face on register!
Okay that's it lemme leave u be, get some rest luv! Take a break, splurge on something, be a bit of a hedonist for a while! ๐๐๐๐๐
omg ???? thank you so much AH this whole message just exhibits sunshine and love and feels like the biggest hug ever ever ever ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅบ YOU ARE SO SWEET ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ i adore you immensely!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐๐๐ i'm so glad you're here bestie thank you ๐ญ <33333
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BMT (bacon mettuce tomato) from that ask game forrrrrr..... persona AND sgt frog. double whammy
BACON METTUCE TOMATO
B - A pairingโplatonic, romantic or sexualโthat you initially didnโt consider, but someone changed your mind.
in persona โฆ i would most likely never have thought of sumitaba in my life if not for the fandom. they r just neat. uhhhhhh. lets see surely theres some pair of sgt frog characters i never wouldve considered interacting or smth if not for some external influence. Most notably kurudoro i probably wouldnt habe really thought about them if not for the fandom either but its hard to remember, but letโs also give a shout out to some pairs ive seen interacting One Time- i THINK i saw one (1) piece of ship fanart of bariri and keroro? if im remembering correctly? And also hark ! to the fanart of dororo and putata interacting. iirc. rich kid swag
M - Name a character that youโd like to have for a friend.
EVERY character I LOVE friendship ๐๐โบ๏ธ๐๐ฑ๐
โค๏ธ๐๐คญ๐๐ธโญ๏ธ๐โจ๐ ok im done now. Anyway for real though I would like to be friends with all of the phantom thieves we would be besties . but i wanna hang out w yusuke and futaba especially. but like, separately. the violence when they are combined is funny but would be too intense for me. Also, Eikichi Persona 2. And maybe Maya Persona 2 we wouldnโt necessarily be close friends but sheโs nice.
if dororo n koyuki were real we would be best friends โu n dororo n koyuki or me n uโ yes. i would enjoy hanging out with fuyuki as well.
T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?
Ok well first of all lists of immutable autistic & trans headcanons as long as my arm for both series, but we already know that very well. Other than that uh โฆ.. really die hard thoughts โฆ. akira & futaba are siblings its simply a fact. also that fanart where sumi runs into akechi post p5r and shes the only one who knows hes alive for a while and its kinda just Them is like 85% canon in my brain. Also there is no world post-p5 where akira doesnโt become likeโฆ protests georg. if you have an Adult Akira Kurusu concept and hes anything other than not only willing to punch dudes in the face to try and get things to change but actually Actively Doing the closest things to that he can manage: you are just wrong.
sgt frog headcanons that r Just Canon to me โฆโฆ.. Aside frm the list of whos autistic keroro Super Has ADHD but that really kind of is just canon. not on purpose but no one in the history of mankind has adhd coded a frog harder than this. Thereโs not much else I can think of this is the worst thing to ever happen to me ๐ I could reiterate my trans headcanons in great detail but weโd be here all night and the Sgt Frog 10 Years Later au in my brain is still only half-formed (its my job, my DUTY, with everything i like to imagine what the characters are like a while post-canon, especially if theres kids who can grow up or other clear room for further life development, but also thereโs a lot of factors to consider to figure details out.) So Iโm just gonna end by talking about Kururuโs older siblings because we as a people need to talk more about them. I think that personality wise theyโre both like. somewhere in between kururu and saburo. They like to Cause Problems On Purpose more than saburo who mostly just Doesnโt Prevent problems but not as much as kururu whod probably blow up a galaxy if it was funny enough, but theyโre also like, Outwardly Nice, less like kururu and more like saburo. Theyre sooo good at acting friendly and sweet and normal that you can miss how extremely petty and selfish theyโre being and all the problems they are causing. This is just based on 1 clip in the anime where shipepe sends keroro a card for new years or something like that? and part of it goes kinda like โJust a funny thingโฆ. you know what that happens to remind me of? That time I bought you ramen in elementary schoolโฆ. I still remember exactly how much money you owe me <3โ anyway tbats what theyโre like to me.
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NAHH CUZ YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT THAT(being the source of my happiness) ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ your messages literally make my day ๐๐๐
this is a sign for you to have a friends to lovers trope with ayato ๐๐๐ more than bros-
I made sure that you looked pretty in the picture ๐ฉ๐ looking pretty while being caught in 4k ๐ im a professional photographer of ppl getting caught in 4k๐ฅด i simply need the money for my services so i wont go broke ๐คฉ๐คง
Your brain is driving in the right street ๐คญ it aint a u-turn, that's the right track ur brain is driving to ๐คฉ blame me all you want ๐ฅฐ ๐ฉ but i aint taking back what i've said by "...playing with balls" โจ
Im cracking up sm in the "is this a sign to hell,, im quittin"๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Your blog is the whole receipt if you'd ask me ๐๐๐ you've been arresting yourself as both the criminal and the police ๐ง
Admit it, you just want to be buried w Ayato in the burnt kamisato estate๐ง๐ง๐ง even death can't set you apart (literally) ๐
Money before hoes ๐๐๐ the detailed plan you wrote ๐ the anon was too stunned to speak- ๐งโโ๏ธis this what you call the peak of desperation because ayato won't come home to u ๐ค๐ค
Good luck on getting ayato !! ๐น๐น๐น His banner aint gonna disappear tomorrow so take your time ๐๐ may he appreciate your hardwork for saving up for him ๐ฉโจ
You got 10 olympic medals but your one true love aint coming home ๐ฉ๐ญ IM. I'm losing my mind over the "NEXT YEAR IM PLANNING TO BUY A MOON" ๐ฐ ein???? i think ur crimes made you successful but also crazy ๐ญ๐ญ am i gonna hear that you're planning to buy a sun too ???๐ง
No one can beat ur top tier humor ๐ญ i rlly swear you're naturally funny ๐๐คฉ thanks for being proud of me, im doin my best ๐๐
Albedo is dry bc he aint wet ๐ that chalk man will literally melt into nothingness when he'd gotten wet ๐ค๐ค albedo is missing out on ur top tier humor ๐คง๐คง i feel so sad for him ๐ฉ anyways ayato please come home to ein, one of your greatest simps, before you regret it ๐ and miss out on ein's humor ๐ฅด๐คฉ albedo don't deserve someone like you ๐ค๐ค he belongs to dragonspine, and just like the cold of that mountain, he also treated you coldly ๐๐ let's try to ask mona what can we do to albedo using astrology ๐
I wonder too who is the one who simps so hard in this blog ๐ค๐ค๐ค
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As an Ayato haver, i'm gonna bestow you my blessings!! ๐๐ Have a nice day ein >:3
i'm?? Also wondering if i'm gonna ask you to be friends in asia server ๐ฉ๐ค since you were wanting fishes yesterday,,, the reason is stupid but ๐คฉ
โ ๐ฐ.
ikr anon๐ but being your entertainer is not free, where's my salary ๐คจ๐คจ
itto is gonna be my wingman๐คฉ๐
thats great, bc i wont allow myself to look like a dinosaur while being caught in 4k๐๐ we all struggle financially๐ค
u know what? i learned to simply shut up whenever u say sussy things๐คจ๐คจ learned it in a hard way btw
my blog is a whole receipt? nah uh anon, u might need a glasses for that. i am not a criminal and a police wdym๐๐
nah bc i take back that i said i am hot, bc there's no way im going to hell๐ im warm u know, not hot
didn't even thought abt that but now that u said it, yes. not even death can do us apart. if i can't have him, no can๐น /j naurr i sound some yandere shit๐ญ
its always money >>> husbandos. this is the start of my capitalist era๐คฉ๐คฉ /j
i am desperate it self anon๐ that kamisato ayato is stubborn af๐
"you got 10 olympic medals but your one true love aint coming home" *slids down the wall* *bang my head* *rips out my heart* *sobs violently* f u and your homies anon ๐ who taught u to real talk me๐๐
yep, lets buy a star too๐คฉ๐คฉ ...crime? anon u thought everything that i did is a crime? how could this be *held the chair from shock* everything that i did is hardwork, success, effort and u will just call them crime!? t-this is too much *runs away* *trips* you betrayed me alot of times๐
ikr๐
im suffering from success of being the funniest clown on earth๐คก๐
my brain is full of humor that i wished its full of knowledge from school too๐๐๐ keep going anon and follow my path from success ๐๐ค
albedo, the one that got away๐๐ i tried to chase him but he dropped my hand and left me standing๐๐ but past is in the past๐ i realized that there are alot of better man than him. i ain't gonna chase him, he's the one chasing this beauty this time๐
jk i might pull for his rerun hehe but dont tell him bc i dont chase, i attract๐คจ๐คจ
dont be shy and spill the name of that 'someone' in this blog๐ค๐ค
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damn another ayato haver i see๐๐๐
mr. kamisato, ive wanted u since the start, even if you are faceless at that time and ppl keep saying that you're gonna be npc forever, the times where i read leaks saying that you're long haired and probably a polearms user. i loved u for that long, and yet, this is how u repay me? another betrayal for my poor heart ig๐ if i cant have u then i have no choice but to let u go and be with your sister whether im guaranteed or not๐๐ this is what u chose ayato, so bear the consequences. farewell, ex lover๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธ/j
i already got the fishes BUT YESS I WANNA BE FRIENDS, ur uid now๐คจ๐คจ
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