#I'm afraid it's terminal

[tokruta]

The death grip Hayden as Anakin has on me is catastrophic

I just saw an edit from the new Ahsoka episode and I was legit losing my mind

Hopping, swinging my legs, twirling my hair, smiling like mad, and singing along to the song with heart eyes basically

I just...

HOW DO I NOT LOSE MY MIND?!?!?! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE HE'S JUST SO AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#star wars #anakin skywalker #hayden christensen #ahsoka series #gif #i have love's anakin skywalker disease #i'm afraid it's terminal #i'm so happy hayden is getting all the love he deserves #he deserved it the entire time but still #hasan't #not my gif

[itistimetodisappear]

I DONT WATCH ANIME EITHER... THIS IS JUST THE SHOW I WATCHED ON TV AS A KID.... SAVE ME

#i'm afraid it's terminal

[frick6101719]

Posted this angsty legal nonsense a little while ago but thought it deserved a more official share.

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Summary:

Inej realises that she was so eager to leave the Menagerie she neglected to ask a few important questions about just what her duties as a Dreg would be, and what exactly her new boss expects from her.

Preview:

There was one phrase she remembered, as clearly as though the paper was right before her again: “Reimbursement will be provided for all services performed within the reasonable scope of the undersigned’s contracted duties.” When she’d asked him what that meant, he’d raised one eyebrow and almost smiled. She thought he might have been laughing at her, at some joke she’d unknowingly walked right into. 

“If I could tell you exactly what’s reasonable in the eyes of the law, I would be a very wealthy man in a very different line of work.”

She hadn’t known what that meant, and she hadn’t inquired further. 

But the word stuck with her. Reasonable. Reasonable according to whom? In the eyes of the law? The law didn’t care about her; if it did, Heleen would never have been able to hold her indenture over her head like she had. At least, that’s what he said; it’s not as though Inej knew enough about Kerch law or anything else to confirm his claim that her indenture contract would be nullified in front of an honest judge. What she did know, what her time at the Menagerie had taught her, was that honest judges were awfully hard to come by in this Saints-forsaken city. The judges she’d met hadn’t found it unreasonable to pay for a fourteen-year-old Suli girl to lay back and open her body to them. They hadn’t found it unreasonable that she couldn’t say no for fear of the beating she would receive from Heleen.

Inej looked up at the boy folded into the plush chair in the corner of the shop, one hand on his cane, the other tucked beneath his jaw as he scrutinised the garment the seamstress held up. It was some kind of vest with many pockets. 

What was reasonable for Kaz Brekker? 

#the legal nonsense has spilled over into intense law school crows brainrot also #I'm afraid it's terminal #there may be more nonsense to come #heaven help us all #but hey when you write something for the first time in months you've just got to run with it right? #Six of Crows #Six of Crows fic #Kanej #Kanej fic #a fic... of mine???

[rubiconas]

Wet beast hours ft. Iggy

#art #my art #digital art #doodle #Rain world #The Rivulet #Rivulet #He got the silly disease #I'm afraid it's terminal </3 /j #Absolutely ZERO thought behind those eyes #I might redraw this somtime bc this kinda sucks lmao

[desultory-novice]

"What is this sense of (VERY AWKWARD) nostalgia eye feel...?"

"And also... what is that dark substance you have dipped your appendage in? ...It is not harmful, is it...? (What if it's toxic? How much has he ingested? Should eye get Master Zero, just in case?!) A sickened drone would not serve the cause of the hive..."

"It's chocolate!"

"...Oh..."

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I just had to draw a part two! >w< (For authenticity, I drew Gooey's portrait holding the pen in my mouth.)

#Kirby series #Kirby fanart #Gooey Kirby #Dark Matter Blade #Dark Matter Swordsman #I'm afraid his big brother syndrome is terminal XD #In 'Apologies' Blade initially comes off as exactly the kind of strong and cool disaffected badass Noir wished to be... #...while at his core is still the same nervous teen boy trying to make sense of the world and hold onto the very little he has.

[theladyigraine]

mackenyu + letterboxd reviews

#mackenyu #mackenyuedit #mackenyu arata #filmedit #letterboxd #worldcinemaedit #rurouni kenshin: the final #our 30 minute sessions #over drive #knights of the zodiac #myedit #the brainrot is real and terminal i'm afraid #but at least i'm not alone

[levemetal]

I have a million and one svsss AU ideas that idk if I'll ever write cause I have 0 confidence in my untested writing skills. Any of these appeal to you?? Go ahead, use 'em. Know any fanfics like that? Please please PLEASE leave them in the comments. Ideas to add? Anything? Please go ahead I have no friends that are as deep in the svsss brainrot as me to subject this to ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚

Continued under the cut due to excessive rambling

These will be Ghost King/Calamity!SJ cause he has been living rentfree in my brain ever since one braincell at one AM shouted about it so you have been warned.

- Dual Ghost Kings YQY and SJ, Post canon of PIDW. That's it that's the idea. Their extras hurt my cold dead heart way too much and as much as bbygirl SJ is a piece of shit, Yue Qingyuan deserves happiness, and for that he needs his Xiao-Jiu. Basically YQY does not stay dead when Bingge turns him into a pincushion à la White No Face to Xie Lian except with arrows. What happens from here? Idk didn't get that far but I imagine he steals back his (probably dead) Xiao-Jiu, maybe does some other batshit insane shit like we all know that deep down he's capable of, and the duo fucking COMMUNICATES for once in their life and they live happily ever after. Bonus points for hilarious deaths for Bingge.

- If you're a filthy multishipper like me, want a BingJiu version of the above QiJiu? Easy, SJ decides to haunt Bingge's ass for eternity and vice versa when Bingge kicks the bucket and so they spent the rest of eternity trying to make each other miserable in increasingly ridiculous and creative ways. Maybe along the centuries they find a common enemy or sort their shit out and proceed to make their awful existence everyone else's problem. A match made in hell, truly <3

Are you seeing a theme yet. I like a general comedic air to svsss AUs, it just belongs to the svsss experience ya know? Anyway carrying on-

Shen twins, and SQH twins cause why not. If you want Binghe twins too, actually probably funnier with Binghe twins, where one is our beloved maiden Bingmei and the other OG!PIDW Bingge but forced back in time with memories of the PIDW timeline. Transmigrator SQH aka Airplane gets the peak lord + Mobei-Jun plotline while OG!SQH is just chilling as an An Ding Peak Hallmaster or something. Meanwhile, the Shen twins have a funny game of imposter going on. As far as everyone is concerned, there is only one Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan. Shen Yuan transmigrated in earlier into the novel, but ended up going to CQM with Yue Qi while SJ got stuck in the Qiu household as in canon. From here the details can change but the main idea is that

A) Shen Yuan knows how to do his peak lord job actually

B) SJ is a calamity ghost, having died either in his disciple years or alternatively never made it out of the Qiu household alive

C) Both SY and SJ have been playing switcheroo when SY needs to head out and do stuff or just wants SJ to do his paperwork for him.

I still need a good reason for the switching and duping, but wouldn't it be funny if the disciples just had to deal with their peak lord behaving WILDLY different at times. Most of the time it's good ol' Shen Yuan smiling at disciples, way too enthusiastic for monsters and plants and keeps forgetting his fans everywhere. Then one random week in the month after he has a resting bitch face, scowls, snarls and bitches at anyone and has 0 patience for teenage attempts at music.

Most shrug it off as just terrible migraine weeks, but some disciples are suspicious, most of all Bingge who is CONVINCED something is WrongTM. Like, he KNOWS SQQ and this SQQ is just so different, something must be different. He doesn't know how right he is yet everyone just thinks he's actually insane.

I know this is probably increasingly insane and dumb, but fast forward to the Abyss opening. SJ was probably there to keep an eye on his clumsy twin, but SY ends up asking the ghost to look over the Luos, as the system still demands that they go to the abyss. So SJ after much grumbling agrees (after all he probably just was unmasked as ghost calamity, and the twins as demons, with a huge amount of cultivators moving their way. It's really the smaller hassle to jump into the Abyss and deal with the horrors there. Besides, the scholar in SJ would be curious about the abyss (and SY too let's be honest) ), kicks both in and goes "Alright we're taking an impromptu field trip" and jumps in after leaving SY to deal with the political mess that comes after.

Anyway, the last AU can be changed in various ways, like make it a PIDW time travel fix it with only the OGs around, or just Shen twins, etc. Feel free to shout at me how dumb this all is.

#svsss #svsss au #scum villian self saving system #shen yuan #shen jiu #Yue Qingyuan #luo bingge #luo bingmei #luo binghe #qijiu #bingjiu #bingyuan #bingqiu #liu qingge #shang qinghua #cw svsss spoilers #yeah I have a problem #i'm probably off on a lot of this but open to suggestions and corrections #sorry i have brainrot and it's terminal i'm afraid #maybe i'll finish that ghost king gossip circle sketch i have lying around #might be fun

[samthekind]

sorry i can't work i'm thinking about a gentlehobbit and a dwarf king kissing on the lips

#it's terminal i'm afraid #bagginshield #kier talks

[cringefaecompilation]

"if delilah doesn't care about laudna, then why does she say she will do anything to help her and offer to stay with her?"

we're right around the honeymoon phase, that's why.

#🍃 #critical role #critrole #delilah briarwood #laudna #i have Does Not Care About Abusive White Women-itis #it's terminal i'm afraid

[blueblurseptember]

suddenly feeling very ill after interpreting tianlang-jun and su xiyan's relationship and qijiu's as foils to bingqiu's. all three relationships suffered greatly because of a horrific big misunderstanding, aggravated further by a lack of communication thereafter.

su xiyan, yue qingyuan, and shen yuan are all similar in their decision not to communicate the truth out of guilt, believing that they have failed and have (though unwillingly) abandoned their loved one thus deserve no forgiveness, just suffering.

meanwhile, the common denominator between tianlang-jun, shen jiu, and binghe is the self-loathing born out of the fact that despite the perceived betrayal of their loved one, forgiveness still won out (even before they knew of the truth and received the apology they were due) and the love they feel have persevered.

unfortunately for tianlang-jun and su xiyan, tianlang-jun didn't even get to find out the truth in the original plot, and it had simply been too late in the svsss universe.

same goes for qijiu, shen jiu doesn't get to find out the truth in pidw. meanwhile, yue qingyuan musters the courage to confess his truth too late in svsss; the shen qingqiu that awoken from that one qi deviation all those years ago is no longer the same one he'd loved—which interestingly can be, in some way, paralleled with how shen yuan initially believed that the luo binghe who emerged from the abyss is no longer his beloved white lotus binghe and thus his own lack of attempt to ask forgiveness and explain his actions to binghe upon his return.

#svsss #bingqiu #bingyuan #qijiu #tianxi #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #yue qingyuan #shen jiu #tianlang jun #su xiyan #brain dump #the brainworms are acting up again i am unwell #realization came to me after suddenly remembering a hualian/tgcf meta i've read months ago #sadly it seems like i didnt get to bookmark or reblog it so i can't link but if anyone knows which meta i'm talking about feel free to hmu #it's a meta about how in tgcf hualian is surrounded by pairs of almost similar flavors but have met tragic / bad ends #anyway that meta forced a space for itself in my pea brain and would simply occasionally surface my consciousness to feed my brainworms #category of brainworms it's able to feed expanded after i've realized the whole pattern is also observable in mdzs (and now svssss too) #my case is terminal im afraid godddd

[wright-phoenix]

Just this once, I wish people would simply say hello.

"Hello."

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3edit #bg3 jaheira #she's so.....!!!!!!! #oh jaheira hold my hand #i absolutely LOVED that when i clicked that dialogue option she actually said a smug 'hello'...exactly what i wanted out of that!!!! #cas.gif #uservanguard #if anyone wants to be tagged in my gifs btw....<3 let me know <3 i'm hoping to make more now that i know how to... #i'm terminally afraid of talking to people but i can tag like a champ (<- is only talking in tags. ever) #described #ID in alt #gif

[grand-taire]

the thing that haunts me about sebastian moran is that, when he was first created by the fandom, he was often written as an inherently tragic character. he was literally created just to be with jim, and to ultimately not be enough for him.

seb couldn't fix his loneliness in the ways that mattered, even though he was closer to jim than anyone else; hell, he usually couldn't even keep the man entertained. jim was always just out of reach, even when sebastian's hands were on him.

he wasn't jim's answer. he was never going to win.

#cannot stop thinking about the specific flavor of 'doomed by the narrative' that sebastian moran is. #obviously there's no canon interpretation of seb or their relationship #but when i think back to the origins of the ship #this is what comes to mind #the scope of the tragedy is hard to fully stomach. depending on the telling seb may not have been in love with him #but god. #he always wanted to touch jim in a way that mattered #the brainrot has advanced too far doctor i'm afraid it's terminal #sherlock #mormor #sebastian moran #jim moriarty

[deadn30n]

starter call

please give this a ♥ for a starter from me. i will likely come into your dms prior to plot something ahead of time! just some light plotting so we have something to go off of, it doesn't have to be anything too deep :) i will also ask you what muse you prefer, so feel free to pick any one of them! i know i talk about eden a lot but i swear i have muse for all my characters LOL

#« ooc tag. » #i have chronic never shuts the fuck up about their favourite oc syndrome #it's terminal i'm afraid #but i'm happy to write literally ANYONE you want from my list :>

[alkalinefrog]

I just finished OTNWAS and i'm ugly crying, pls help, i don't have a reason to keep existing any longer, i'm sad :_).

Why, you DRAW/WRITE/REBLOG A BUNCH OF HIJACK OF COURSE. Welcome to the pit my friend, enjoy your stay!!

#ask #kelmerneves #it's terminal i'm afraid hate to break it to you #POP A SQUAT AND HANG MY DUDE #alka's hijack testimonials

[starlightiing]

☕️You play stardew valley, right? Is it fun, I’ve seen mentions of it so many times recently.

send me a ☕️ and a topic and i’ll talk about how i feel about it

Stardew Valley!

Stardew Valley, in my humble opinion, is tons of fun! It's a farming sim that does basically quite literally everything you could want it to do and more. The music is fantastic, as well, just as an aside. There's low-key dungeon crawling, there's farming, there's livestock, there's ways for you to make artisan goods, there's exploring, there's collecting/foraging, fishing mini games, tons and tons and tons of sidequests, and generally (especially for a new player) content that will last you YEARS.

It is one of the most chill, happy peaceful vibe games that exists out there.

It's definitely not for everyone - you have to be into that sort of game or it can potentially be a bit 'boring' I guess? But mods do spice things up a bit if you play on PC. And you can play the game ANY way you want with no rules, and cater to the experience you personally want to have.

It's groundbreaking - especially for a game that costs like, what, $12 US? It has more content (that gets updated with free add-ons and shit) than most games people pay $70+ USD for. I think one of my files has like 890 hours on it -hides face- but it's a great anxiety relief game. It's so cute. The relationships are complex and adorable. When you finally get to the point of marrying a spouse it gets a little dull, because the spouses don't do much once you're married to them, but the chase of the relationship is a lot of fun and the little "heart event scenes" are really cute. I think you get one every 2 hearts you grow with a character?

But yeah the basis is your grandfather has passed and left you his entire farm and his little cabin. You come to Stardew Valley and reclaim this overrun land and make a bangin' farm (if you want to) and make grandpa proud.

I highly recommend it if this type of game is your style. There are so many things to say about stardew that I can't physically put them all into one post, but it's a lot of fun.

I couldn't help myself making a Stardew Valley AU for F1 fanfic!!

@abovecalamity

#thanks for this i could yap about stardew valley for hours #the yap is terminal i'm afraid

[vicsdeangelis]

how am i supposed to be normal abt this

#ethan #my posts #i was just diagnosed with severe lack of ethan torchio kisses and i'm afraid it's terminal