Yes, Armand’s going to fuck that old man. Naturally, he is. He’s also going to love and cherish that old man! But what’s really important is that he’s going to hover hornily in the corner with huge unblinking cheeto-coloured eyes like a wild, haunted furby while that old man gets fucked by assorted members of the public.
And don’t tell me ‘the vamps canonically have sex now, there’s no need for a voyeuristic cuck throne’. Ha! Not only do you tragically underestimate that spooky little twink, but our collective need for a voyeuristic cuck throne has never been greater.
This is a contrived and slightly silly way to get Sanji and Zoro's zombies out of the fight, but it's also funny and makes Hogback look like an idiot so I'll take it
i'm sorry if this is a bad question, but do you know anywhere online that i can read the vampire chronicles books for free? i don't want to ask my parents for money, i don't think they'd approve of me reading these types of books. i'm 19 but financially dependent on them for the foreseeable future so i don't wanna make them mad
hi! oh no, definitely not a bad question!
here's a link to a shared google folder that's been going around for a while with The Vampire Chronicles books 1-11, plus some other stuff like 'Interlude with the Undead' aka Armand's Playboy Story and 'Vittorio' (a standalone vampire novel that doesn't really have anything to do with the rest of TVC)
and here's a folder I just made that contains the PL-trilogy (so the last three books in the series)
they don't display by publication date in the drive, but the chronological reading order is as follows:
Interview with the Vampire (1976)
The Vampire Lestat (1985)
The Queen of the Damned (1988)
The Tale of the Body Thief (1992)
Memnoch the Devil (1995)
Pandora (1998)
The Vampire Armand (1998)
Merrick (2000)
Blood and Gold (2001)
Blackwood Farm (2002)
Blood Canticle (2003)
Prince Lestat (2014)
Prince Lestat and the Realms of Atlantis (2016)
Blood Communion: A Tale of Prince Lestat (2018)
a little bonus for the DM fans: I extracted the Devil's Minion's chapter from QotD a while ago to make your life and mine that much easier
enjoy, and welcome to our fandom if you decide to stick around! ♥️