#I’m squishing them all

[myketheartista]

more zit !!! I love their shapes… designing them has been fun but zedaph still has my heart

#enthusiasm at its best #LET IT BE SAID TANGO IS SLOWLY TURNING ME INTO A PUDDLE #honestly all of them are consuming me I’m fine #team zit #hermitcraft #zedaph #impulsesv #tangotek #APPRECIATE ZED’S OBLIGATORY LEG WARMERS #I realize I gave zedaph the same expression in the first two LMAO #that’s his idle animation tbh I want to squish his cheeks #mcyt

[swedenis-h]

(It excused him from everything)

#HEAD IN HANDS #the canvas for this one’s called ‘I’m insane about them’ #BECAUSE I AM #THEY JUST. #I’m just. #starting the new year off right methinks! #I made a new brush and wanted to test it out #procreate fucked with my brain and now I need all my stuff to look like it was squished and chewed on #okay gn #xmen #xmen fanart #x men #cherik #cherik fanart #charles xavier #erik lensherr #art #my art #fanart #for keylime

[miekasa]

when your children are still babies, they get so so upset when gojo comes home and doesn’t immediately pick them up. your baby has recently learned that the sound of the front door opening and closing usually signals the return of their father so tonight, when the door opens, your baby’s head perks up. when he finally takes his shoes off and makes his way into the home, he spots his little angel on the couch. “hi baby!” he coos at them with a smile on his face and his hands full with some packages. “let me go put these down and i’ll be right back!” he tries to explain, to which your baby just obliviously smiles at, just happy to see their father and know that he’s giving them attention. but when they realize that he’s leaving their sight and didn’t immediately pick them up… oh have mercy. it becomes a shit storm because who does he think he is?? to not give his baby all his time and attention! gojo comes running back into the living room confused as to why they’re crying but as soon as he picks them up, they stop crying and start giggling. what a dramatic little baby you’ve been blessed with. the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree ig

— doc dad levi anon

SHUT UPPPPP because you know Satoru loves the attention too, they’re a perfect match together bye. All you can do is stand, bemused, as Satoru picks up the baby and almost instantly quells his crying, rocking him back and forth before stretching his arms to hold the kid at eye level with him and cooing, “Oh, I’m sorry my love, I missed you too, soooooo much,” Satoru bends his arms to brush their noses together and grin at the giggles the baby emits, “You missed me too, yeah? Aren’t you the sweetest little thing, missing me like that? So precious.” Satoru covers the baby in kisses and sweet words for nearly five straight minutes and they both love to bask in each other’s attention (you have the videos to prove it).

Something kinda funny tho is… you’re 98% sure your son can tell that Satoru will give into quickest lmfaoo. Your baby cries sometimes when you have to leave him, sure, and can definitely throw a fit when he wants your attention—but he seems to know to cry (or squeal, or babble, or screech) on demand for his sucker of a father. Nanami, Shoko, Megumi, and Yuuta (your on rotation band of baby sitters) have noticed that the kid loves to be held and has no shame gesturing for it—but they’ve never experienced the baby crying when they so much as step away for a moment, unless he’s hungry or needs to be changed. You don’t have the heart to tell Satoru he’s being played tho, so you just let them have their moment <333 (not that it would matter, Satoru can’t stand to see your kid cry in any capacity, so he’d go right back to giving in; plus it’s a win-win in his book anyway: baby stops crying, and he gets cuddles from his son).

(Then again, you think the need and love for attention might just be genetic, because Satoru has cried big tears a handful of times just leaving you and your baby at home for a few hours).

#anonymous #satoru ‘i’m not crying i’m just. really fucking SAD OKAY I MISS THEM!!!!’ gojo #satoru: maybe my eyes are misty!! so what!!! there’s a lady and baby gojo waiting for me at home and i’m HERE! I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!! #can we talk about your lineup of babysitters tho LMFAOO #you have basically a father number 2 (the one u call on the most bc let’s be real. why wouldn’t you) + the kid ADORES him #also you can leave the kid w nanami for like. more than a day shoukd something happen. he’s the best #he’s gentle he’s reliable he’s safe he just. best godfather fr #shoko who the baby is obviously Safe with in the literal medical sense but god she needs a nap more than he does LMFAO #baby seems to like her tho and she’s always like ‘i can’t believe this is /satoru’s/ spawn’ #megumi is basically the kids older brother for all intents and purposes and the baby loves him :( #megumi gets the most squishes (see gently smacked with a baby palm) and kisses and megumi just. allows it :((( so cute :((( #yuuta whos always like you..:. are you sure you want ME to babysit? and then is a natural bye #like wdym you got him to eat the steamed cauliflower AND not spill his yogurt AND only have one outfit change? #anon u make me YEARN #gojo x reader #satoru.ask

[funkyboxofinterests]

Allen’s dad(s) has got me down bad

Inspired by this

I have an agenda and it’s to appreciate the effort that Hoshino sensei puts in making all the dgm dads hot

#dgm #d gray man #allen walker #kanda yuu #lenalee lee #howard link #alma karma #mana walker #cross marian #yulma #don’t ask me specifics about this AU I just wanted them to be all friends and happy #how does Allen have both cross and mana as parent figures at the same time? idk but I’m rolling with it for joke reasons #the best part of drawing this was imagining allen and lavi sititng on one side of the booth while the other four squeeze on the other side #originally alma was sitting next to lavi but he missed yuu and thats why they are all squished like sardines #kanda would normally get upset but he can’t get pissy at alma for wanting to be closer #I might have gotten too invested in this happy modern AU while drawing this #allen gets paranoid of leaving his friends in a room alone with his parents after this #my art

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

What the fuck is wrong with the executives behind streaming services and why do they hate cartoons. Do they have some bull shit excuse for the garbage they pull? Did cartoons kill their grandma!? WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM???

#inside job #I’m pissed #every creative show I like gets pulled #and fucking infinity train got squished down a grave for no fucking reason #infinity train #did it REALLY have to be obliterated from existence #and since it’s my current hyperfixation #rottmnt #really what is the reason behind canceling that?! #i know the ‘reasons’ #it didn’t sell toys well enough and ‘didn’t have a big enough audience’ #but those reasons are bull #I KNOW there is no way in hell they’re not making fuck all money with these #there are hundreds of people in the fandoms who rewatch shit all the time HOW IS THAT NOT ENOUGH? #at least TOH at least got the grace of being able to finish properly #the owl house #but even so why does it have to get canceled #why are all cartoons that have a little more depth to them and story being sacked like month old soggy apples? #it’s so frustrating! #i don’t understand!!

[lovereadandwrite]

happy bday to the sassiest & boldest smol boy🩵💙🖤

#the first time I heard this quote it gave me PAUSE #needed to put it down somewhere so here we are🥺 #happy bday to this little gremlin !!! #I am super new to the VNC fandom yeeeee hi hi I’m finally here !! #it took me ages to finish the anime bc I tried to work & watch at the same time #and I should have KNOWN these buffoons needed my whole undivided attention #anyways I LOVE THEM ALL Vanitas bby let me squish you #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #vnc vanitas #vanitas #vanitas anime #vnc #vnc fanart #vanitas no carte fanart #the case study of vanitas fanart #case study of vanitas #vanitas fanart #anime #manga #anime fanart #fanart #artists on tumblr #artists of tumblr #art #artist #vanitas art #digital art #digital artist #vnc art

[segasys]

Guys you have no idea

#weeblr’s insane rambling #the ghost!! he draws!!!!! #They are in my brain rauuuugh #I need to come up with my own ship name #the other names aren’t really my favorite #im inspired by cherry pie #gourmand is like a cream soda and spears is like a grape #Squishing them #they make squeaky toy sounds #gourmand is like a weighted blanket for spears #spear is so anemic guys #me fr #kinning both it’s insane #I need content of them please please I’m begging #looks at you with my big round eyes #my face is wet with tears #I love them!!! #using all the ship names because idk which one to use #rw kebab #rw spearmand #rw fruit ninja #rw pincushion #rw fanart #rw gourmand #rw spearmaster

[lunargrapejuice]

my brain feels like diluc & astarion are fist fighting for who occupies my thoughts while satoru just sits in the corner & laughs knowing i’ll be back for him soon enough

#i’m dizzy #I need to be squished between them all #luna talking into the void

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

More blorbo family because they give me serotonin 🥰

⚠️ Overmorrow spoilers!

mini breakdown of the Ophiuchus—Athan-Askr kiddos:

The kiddo trio’s been tweaked slightly for Overmorrow-verse compared to the first time I drew them, but not much has changed!

oh and here are their parents! (founders, masters, lovers, lifelong roommates, goobers, etc etc etc):

(They’re in their mid-30s but sometimes they still act half their age 😊)

If you wish, you can read a bit more about em in File 9 of the OCLF, the What happens next? document

#overmorrow #my fics #my art #ephemer #my ocs #the ophiuchus family tree #charis oc #aeon oc #clio oc #mori oc #I’m squishing them! all of them! #my posts #seeker and finder

[beebmo]

napstablook lamp

napstablook lamp

look at them now

#NAPSTABLOOOOKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! #i’m so happy that fangamer still makes napstablook merch even though they’re not a main character. thank u fangamer #look how cute they are……. my beloved…………. #ignore springtrap watching menacingly from the corner he’s fine #undertale #last image is my brother squishing them by the way. just thought u all should know #brody.txt

[chopshajen]

Tonight’s DnD ended up being REALLY Janos-centric and I’d be self-conscious about it, but it went really well! They rode a giant bird that was bucking like a bronco and flew it right back to the huntmaster that had sent them on that quest like a total BADASS it was cool

Honestly, it’s really gratifying that they’ve come so far and that it’s being recognized in-game and in the world 🥺 Means a lot to me

And my party members were all lovely and cheered me on 🥰 I couldn’t ask for a better group

#ily Marie and Mariah mwah #thank you for the encouragement #DnD personal #Janos #next week is another huge 1 on 1 battle for them - them vs a massive ancient horizonback tortoise #I have absolutely no idea how it’s going to go I’m desperately hoping they won’t get ingloriously squished LOL #it would suck a bit if they got this far only to fail their final trial LOL #especially when it would be losing to their own totem animal #I suppose if you had to lose to an animal it’s not too bad if it’s the one that gives you all of your power #like okay yeah I’m dead but hashtag respect

[lanne13]

Instead of actually apologizing I have spent the past four days imagining different scenarios wherein I do. There are not nearly enough plausible permutations to justify four days of rumination, and at this point I think I have to accept that no amount of preparation is going to make it hurt any less if I’m like “hey if you have a sec and you’re open to it, I’d like to apologize for the other day,” and his response is a variation of “actually I’d like to never speak to you again.”

#anyway having emotions is fun and I’m not at all wistful for the days when i truly didn’t care #this is a lie i miss my giant bulletproof walls and the days when i hid behind them #tomorrow I’m going to do it and this is me holding myself accountable #if you see me here in roughly 16 hours having a full on breakdown because my squish/crush/identity crisis is mad at me #well then i at least will have succeeded in my attempt to apologize

[cloneboywonder]

BARTSKULLS IN THE CLASSROOM OVEN

#I looooove my job #everyday when my one student is kind of acting TOO silly I say okay what are we working for? #and he says working the the shrinky dink 🙂 #he’s made no less than 50 waluigi keychains #and also my IS cane and worked w us bc he also loves them #paid to shrink and dink #I have to sort all my beads so bad but I don’t want to #but I really need to also because everytime I go to the craft store w my mom she lets me fake sneak beads into her cart I love her #I’m going to have to literally make like 200 bracelets 😁 #slaying but at what cost #also I need a better way to transport my benzie costume bc I was soo scared of my hat getting squished on the plane ride #it’s okay I have months to solve problem #my posts #we heart personal diary posting

[rosicheeks]

I assume you give really nice hugs, the kind that make u not wanna let go 🥺💕

Correct 🥺🤗

Send Me Your Assumptions About Me And I’ll Respond With “Correct,” “Nope” or “Kinda”

#I love love love hugs #I’m definitely the type to squeeze and squish a little bit #maybe rub the other persons back (depending on what type of hug it is - that’s usually for comforting hugs) #but really for any hug I try to give a true rosie bear hug #just want to surround the other person with all my love and support and care for a little bit #want to make them feel my love #maybe if I put my heart close enough to theirs they’ll be able to feel how much I love them 🥺 #anyway #only one way to find out though 👀 #gotta come here and see for yourself 🥰🤗🤗🤗 #thanks lovely! #ask #anon

[whump-queen]

It's very hot in here is this a conductive metal-

OWWw it burnnns

-👾

oh no my bad, want me to zap the bars with this taser that should fix it right up

#i’m barely awake rn #why do I have so much energy between the hours of 8pm-4am and then the rest of the day i’m a fucking zombie #like I go to bed at like 5 too excited about all the things I wanna do and I imagine doing them in the morning / next day and then #the next day comes and I feel like i’ve been sleeping in a panini press #im all squished and burnt and generally very displeased abt it #cmon coffee wake me up let’s go #cmon bitch do your job #answered asks #akias asks #tormenting my anons #👾 anon

[deus-ex-mona]

1000000% lateness ✨guaranteed✨!!!!!

#this is karma for being a horrible person ig lmaoooooooooooo #i hate trains soooooooooooo much >:( #it was so crowded i could barely breathe… even though i was literally standing right next to the door fml #pros of being hina/arisa sized: being able to squish anywhere on a crowded mode of transportation #cons of being hina/arisa sized: having tall af people tower over you when you’re ✨claustrophobic✨ #i truly despise trains with every fibre of my being. they suck. #like… i even have bad times when i take the bounce train after work in order to guarantee a seat #i’m just there chilling and napping when some random old guy shakes my arm to wake me up bc it’s the terminal stop >:( #it’s already happened twice >:( nap mood? ✨gone✨ but tbf to the first guy he tapped the seat next to me instead of physically shaking me #but the second guy… (ʘ‿ʘ) i still get mad when i think about how he kinda smiled at me from behind his mask and pointed at the door… #…as though he was saying ‘hey. here’s your stop. wake up’ or sth. why can’t people just leave each other alone on the trains? #truly，the life of a people-fearing/despising，touch-adverse，train-loathing，high-maintenance individual ✨really blows✨ #this is why buses are better. the seats on them are always more comfortable than train seats anyway!!!!!!! #sorry if you read all this. anyways stan buses (not trains)!!!!! #it is suiyoubi my dudes