#I’m so offended

[thegoodwitchevie]

Z O M B I E S .

I feel so offended

#Tmr #the maze runner #maze runner #tst #the scorch trials #scorch trials #tdc #the death cure #death cure #tmr movie #I’m so offended #THEYRE CRANKS #CRANKS

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

My dashboard let me the fuck down I didn’t even know there WAS a s2 of gentleman Jack in 2022 and now it’s 2023!!!!

#I’m so offended #also apparently…it got cancelled? so fuck that #gentleman Jack #gentleman jack s2

[obstinaterixatrix]

mom’s visiting new york to see a friend & she sends us a text like ‘oh we’re going to see a show do you know it?’ & me & sister are like. YOU’RE SEEING COMPANY??? WITHOUT US???????

#talking abt musicals #I’m so offended

[wanderingpages]

My baby is watching ms Rachel toddler time and this boy literally copied her when she’s like “say daddy. Da da daddy” and went COMPLETELY silent when she said “say mama”

#I’m so offended #like I told myself not to be when he started saying daddy #and calling every one daddy too #but now he’s doing it on purpose!!! #cus when Ash changed his diaper last night #he whispered mama #like a cute little secret #and I was like oh my god !! say it again!!! #and he just went 😇🤪

[itsn0vaa]

this is a violation of my oc @sokitz

#I’m so offended #but it is true #puss in boots the last wish

[hottielindholm]

Anyway ceecee hates my tattoos so I’m looking for new friends

#text #gravy tag #I’m so offended

[elizabethbennets]

Jane Austen is rolling in her grave wtf

Did we all forget that Persuasion is supposed to be deeply, deeply melancholy?? Like it’s a meditation on regret and loss and the LOLz rom-com aesthetic is just offensive smh

#I’m so offended #this is not Anne Elliot #or Persuasion #Persuasion #Jane Austen #Persuasion 2022 #Netflix

[bastard-kaz]

Not me surprising my niece by going to her soccer practice and her throwing a screaming fit because she DOESNT WANT ME THERE

#I’m so offended #erin talks

[quintessential-candles]

My child (my cat) has left my side in these trying times whattt

#[Name Withheld] and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Immune System #I’m so offended #my baby where is she #probably scared of the constant coughing

[comicake]

glad to see that a lot of people were disappointed by the fact that Niko’s colourful lights were not her lesbian vibes but just some parasites

#like I’m offended actually #she was so cute when she first appeared #dead boy detectives #niko sasaki

[feefal]

if you have time,can you draw me a girl with brown hair and freckles playing videogames please?

That sounds boring as shit, absolutely not

[i-lavabean]

May the 4th be with you!

This is the Bode line that got an ugly snort laugh out of me

#may the 4th #may the fourth be with you #my art #art #illustration #star wars #sw fanart #star wars fanart #bode akuna #jedi survivor #he sounded so offended for all of two seconds before being like ‘no actually I’m messy’ #the most adhd relatable thing I’ve seen in that game so far #lavabean art

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: *flirting* On a scale of one to ten, you're a nine, because I'm the one you need.

Angel: …I'm a ten

Husk: It's a pickup line-

Angel: *clapping between syllables* I.👏 Am.👏 A.👏 Ten.👏

#credit to incorrect-newsies-quotes #huskerdust #husk is trying #Angel is lowkey offended (or is at least pretending to be) #husk: I could have brought you a mouse instead #Angel: you know what- this is fine #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #Hazbin hotel #husker hazbin hotel #incorrect angel dust #not really #he is a ten #husk: I mean I think you’re an 11… #Angel: 😳 #angel dust #angel dust needs a hug #CONSENSUALLY #preferably from husk #they’re gay officer #they’re in love your honor #Angel is clapping with all three sets of hands for extra emphasis #angel: I came here to have a good time but I’m feeling so attacked right now *being dramatic for fun* #husk loves him anyway #they’re so extra and i love them #they’re so fond of each other #huskerdust forever #hazbin hotel angel dust #Angel/husk

[stellewriites]

this is how reading some of the best cod x reader fics the internet has to offer will have you feeling like

#like those dark fics are SO good my lord #im new to cod fandom but ive spent the last week consuming as much as i could of everything p much #the smut is so fucking good i’ve never read anything like it #soap x reader #ghost x reader #gaz x reader #price x reader #tf 141 x reader #john price x reader #john mactavish x reader #kyle garrick x reader #simon riley x reader #i’m putting this out there into the wild and i’m hoping it doesn’t offend anyone because i mean this in the most complimentary of ways #the shame and disgust is very welcome and said positively imo #ghoap #ghoap x reader

[yendts]

on my scorbus blog i posted abt the hc where when you marry a malfoy your hair slowly turns the iconic malfoy blond too, like narcissa’s in the movies, and i’ve been dying to draw it,, plus the normal version bc i thought it was just as cute as a married scorbus spread <3 (also all pose refs belong to mellon_soup on pinterest i’m far too tired to make my own rn but i love all theirs sm)

#my brain has fully rotted back to its original state of them i’m sorry #actually im not #anyways i have lots of thoughts about this please ask me abt it #also james’ kid was completely random and made up ik in my mind he has at least three children but i dont have them solidified in my mind #but i saw that ref and immediately knew i wanted to draw uncle al <333 #i dont think scorbus would have children so they dote on and spoil their neices and nephews tons #they’re the cool mysterious gay uncles that travel and lot and bring everyone back gifts and also host fun sleepovers for the kids and #babysit all the time. like if lily and james ask someone else to babysit over them they’re offended #the idea of ​grandad draco is so dear to me however he can play grandad to james and lily’s kids whenever they’re at scorbus’ place okay #i should be done with my hc rambles lmao idk if anyone even reads them #scorbus #scorpius malfoy #scorpius hyperion malfoy #malfoy #scorpius #albus severus potter #albus potter #albus #potter #harry potter #hp #tcc #harry potter and the cursed child #the cursed child #cc #cc squad #timechaser #starlight

[bettyshoweduptotheparty]

Whether or not anyone from Taylor’s team actually spoke to CNN about the NYT article, let’s all be reminded that:

* Nobody speculated on Taylor’s sexuality. The author points out various ways in which Taylor flags queerness in her art and that suggests to queer people that she may be one of us. That’s not a speculation, that’s fact.

* The article is also largely about closeting in the entertainment industry. And that’s still very common (also fact) whether you like it or not.

* This beautifully written and heartfelt article makes a point for the kind of world that queer people deserve to live in. If you call that ‘inappropriate’ I think that says a lot…

And maybe most importantly: IF SHE WAS AN ALLY SHE WOULD NOT BE OFFENDED TO BE ASSUMED QUEER! Being gay is not offensive and if you think otherwise, that’s homophobia.

At no point does the author dig into her muses or speculate on who she might be dating. That’s a level of journalistic professionalism that a lot of lesser publications could learn from.

Anna Marks (if that is your name) you are a brilliant writer and journalist, and I hope you do not take any criticism from old white men on CNN!

#very important #I will defend this article with my life #it’s so much bigger than Taylor #ask chely wright #One last time for the people in the back #IT IS NOT OFFENSIVE TO ASSUME SOMEONE MIGHT BE GAY #or else I’d be offended every time someone assumes I’m straight #Straightness is not the default #and FFS she has never once denied being queer #you guys just can’t read…