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#I’m down bad y’all
treeganart · 1 year
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The latest Sabine quest got me feeling some type of way *kicks feet and giggles*. Like YES QUEEN, I WILL follow you into the woods. And I WILL get you into the equestrian festival. I’ll decorate anything and everything. I’ll do anything for you. I can be anything you need me to be 😩💕✨
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kenslilove · 2 years
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Hi good afternoon Draken would indeed drop you off your favourite coffee/tea/drink in the middle of your work day 1) cause he just wants to see you and 2) wants a kiss to keep him fuelled 🥺🫶
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bokuroskitten · 2 years
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Goodnight south probably likes sleeping with me on his chest cause I’m his weighted blanket
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gggoldfinch · 1 year
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Oh my god I’m actually so so so normal about Vincent Price
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houseswife · 4 months
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transgender detector going haywire rn…
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comradekarin · 8 months
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taylor swift fans constantly setting that woman up by comparing her to black artists and saying she’s better than them is super funny,, like they very seriously think that she is leagues above BEYONCÉ or MJ as if swift’s whight mediocrity isn’t the root cause,,,, but here’s the kicker… let you say that Beyonce is the better singer, or dancer, or has better production, or more of a cultural impact… “oh, let’s not compare two queens who are killing it in the game” shut the fuck up- white feminism is a disease. this is my spirit when y’all fr bring up that whight woman:
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chrollohearttags · 1 month
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y’all are so ‘pro black positivity’ until it includes African Americans lmao. Fucking jokes fr.
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soppynstuffed · 5 months
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I’ve been touching nonstop for hours now, I’m not allowed to cum of course and I haven’t cum in two weeks at this point, my hole is so puffy and my brain is so foggy from the alcohol and the horny. All i can do is sit here with a vibe between my legs and let my hole twitch until I can get fucked.
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locallyloathed · 6 months
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Fun fact; the true secret to happiness is to play through newer Borderlands games without looking at anyone on tumblr’s take on them, so you don’t have to be bogged down by BL2 and TFTBL fans whining about getting new characters and storylines instead of just Jack and Rhys again.
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sparrowsupportgroup · 3 months
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Ais is a former gang leader previously accustomed to responsibility and ownership. He is a dog-coded fella who spoils his dog-coded beasts a bunch, and has had a dalliance with the collar bound fox monster Vere, someone with fluffy ears and a tail he loves. Vere is even jealous of his pets because of how well he treats them.
The freak is into pet play; you cannot change my mind.
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shuririsecretl0v3r · 2 months
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lani you gotta put tish in your next music video🙏🏾🙏🏾🤭!!
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henreyettah · 1 year
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Moment of silence for the people starting gtn (after reading my comic) because I accidentally tricked them into thinking Gideon and Harrow have healthy communication skills and Domestic Intimacy when they do, in fact, have neither
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whiskerknittles · 1 year
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Everyone on this fucking site is creating bowuigi content DO NOT GIVE ME GENUINE FEELINGS ABOUT THEM
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smallestapplin · 2 years
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Zora twins who are just simple guards walking around the domain.
Most zora’s never leave if travel far from the domain, so when you show up, they are intrigued.
Your clothes and armor are like none they have ever seen! And your weapons look amazing, though they recognize a few. Emmet gets excited, you must have so many stories to tell! Especially with that Lynel bow!
Ingo can’t stop his brother from running up to you and asking you short questions. Though Emmet seems to pout when you don’t talk much.
The more you return to the domain, the more you’re always stopped by the two guards.
And when you start opening up about your travels, it only grows. Your time spent at the domain and returning only increase.
You bring them gifts from your adventures, watching their eyes light up at the trinkets. Your stories leave them on the edge of their seats! They adore you.
They adore you so much is the problem.
They agreed to court you. But you are the hero, you have many people after your hand, so they must make this memorable!
Everytime you return they hunt for you, bringing you large catches of fish. Beaming when you thank them and accept their catches.
To you watching them do spectacular tricks in the water! The jumps! The breaches! The flips! Anything they can think of!
The two aren’t aware they already had your attention, how could they not? They are nothing but kind of you, and attentive, treating you like a person and not someone to run errands for them.
You watch them with interest, loving their displays.
Until your dear princely friend asked how your mates were, when you figured it out.
Seems the whole domain was aware, and thought you were already in a started courtship with the two guards.
So when you saw the two again, saw Emmet smiling at you, and Ingo looking at you so warmly.
You couldn’t help yourself.
Walking up to them and tugging them both down by their armor plates, and kissing each zora on the cheek closest to you.
Emmet squeaks, face burning brightly.
Ingo chokes on a gasp, the air being knocked out of him. His face just as flushed.
“I gotta story you two are going to love. I’ll tell you two over dinner, my treat.”
They stare at you in shock as you walk away.
You stop and look back to them.
“Coming babes?”
They have never moved so fast in the life.
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justaboot · 5 months
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sometimes it’s too late for potions of don’t get sick ✊😔 <- girl with the flu
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