#I wear a fucking size 4

[i-am-literally-deranged]

ough I'm going through my stuff to cut down rn and I HATE that I have such a weird size because I would love to pass some of this stuff down to somebody but I simply do not know anyone who wears my same sizes

#I have all these cool boots that I can't wear anymore #They're from when I first started experimenting with fashion and dressing how I want #and honestly these are some great beginner boots for someone looking to start getting into alt fashion #They're real simple combat boots #but UNFORTUNATELY #I wear a fucking size 4 #Size 5 1/2 womens #NO ONE WEARS A SIZE 4 SHOE #NO ONE #My dearly beloved friend Chloe is 5'0 and she wears bigger shoes than I do #Friendly reminder that I am close to a full foot taller than she is #Size 4 shoe #Ridiculous. How am I supposed to give any of this away to anyone #I'll send it to the thrift but I doubt it'll get bought #Honestly trying to pass these off to someone feels like #Baby Shoes (Lightly Worn) #SOmewhere out there is a tiny punk who would probably love these nice combat boots but I do not know them personally #This is mad frustrating #Girl help yhe consequences of my own actions are here #Finally paying for my hoarder tendencies #I have SO MUCH shit to get rid of 😭 #going to have the world's most fucked up yard sale later

[whumpy-wyrms]

i am drawing the coolest silliest thing i’ve ever drawn rn like i’m obsessed with it i’m losing my mind and yes it’s Anton’s fursona

#HE’S A RAT (REAL!!!!) #it’s like four drawings and in one he’s wearing a silly shirt he’s sooo skrunkly. little sewer rat #it’s so fucking cute i’m actually losing my marbles guys #every time i draw furries (which is literally. 4 times) my art suddenly levels up so much like wow okay #art improvement skyrocketed at lighting speed #because silly animal.. people.. #there’s green in the design GREENNN i love the color green #normal Anton needs more green in his design #his fursona is the size of a rat btw. teeny tiny little FREAK (affectionate) #anyway it’s so cool u guys i’m so excited about it I LOVE ART I LOVE DRAWINGGGG #i cannot stop drawing Anton that’s literally all i’ve been doing this weekend LOLL #wyrms says stuff #anton oc #i’ll post the drawings tomorrow they’re so actually so cool 🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪

[shadyhouse]

soooo im having kind of an emergency situation, the tl;dr of it is that i need to buy two new pairs of shoes for work but i only have $50 to last me until next week. i started a new position at work that requires waterproof shoes, and i THOUGHT my boots were waterproof but i learned the hard way that they very much are not. my one pair of work shoes are now falling apart, so i need to buy new work shoes AND rain boots. i cant go to work without shoes obviously, but i need to go to work to like. live and survive. im very distraught about this, i dont know what else to even do.

if anyone wants to help me out it would be very very VERY appreciated 😭😭😭

paypal.me/bewearrr

vnm: tobias_leviathan

#it sucks too bc i have a weird shoe size. i went to walmart yesterday to try and find cheap rain boots and they didnt have my size AT ALL #its really fucking frustrating i hate buying shoes in general because of my stupid clown feet #my actual work boots are unwearable now too idk what to do. im gonna have to wear them tomorrow to work regardless but they are still soake #theyre soaked And they have holes in them now so thats fun. i bought them 4 months ago and they should actually be waterproof but uh #i guess that means like If you walk in the rain once or twice itll be ok. not standing in ankle-deep water all day

[johndonneswife]

still thinking abt this pani puri we had three days ago

#ugh…it was so good #SO GOOD #hi i’m so exhausted #if you ever say yes to multiple engagements a day/multiple events over the course of a weekend #just know that’s the devil speaking for you. btw #i’m jk i have been having a lot of fun but i’m so tired i can hardly keep my eyes open while typing this #unrelated but i also had my dentist remove my permanent retainers #!!!!!!!!!! #like. two weeks ago. and my teeth have been breathing again and it’s been so nice #but i’m wearing my retainer in bed now #and idk i keep thinking i have something in my mouth im going to choke on? 😭 idk #also it hurts. i forgot how much these hurt. ahhhh #anyway i’m sleepy and if you follow me and i haven’t texted u back im sorry. im so overwhelmed lol #also the dress i bought for our walima #it’s so cute but it’s too big 🫠 #the top is literally falling off me and you cant even tighten the straps. UGH #so i might return it and try buying in a smaller size but i also found another dress i like better #so i ordered that too #and i ordered multiple pairs of shoes #i am ordering so much fucking shit i’m too indecisive to be having my own wedding #i also got a cute bolero but i couldn’t find the exact style i was looking for so i kind of gave up #but i think it’ll look cute heh #ugh idk anyway. i’m sleepy #i’m looking at this size chart now and i think i literally somehow ordered a dress that is 4 sizes too big like. idk what i was smoking but

[lestatlioncunt]

they should invent shorts that actually fit you

#rena.txt #i bought one pair of shorts 4 years ago and i've never been able to buy one ever again. i don't do skirts brother how do u want me to #survive during this fucking season #the size will be like L :) when it's clearly the tightest M you ever saw on this planet. I'M TIRED!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FIT MY ASS IN THAT #FAKE L!!! AND IF I MANAGE THEN MY THIGHS WILL BE LIKE this ain't it boss :// and ofc then they will be too large for my back for no reason #i just want to wear stuff that will actually fit well on me i want to explode clothing shops so bad #truly going shopping is a whole type of psychological damage if you aren't thin. it's a whole type of inferno dantesco if ur mom is there #with u as well. they should invent mothers that say normal stuff about your body. they should invent mothers that shut up about your body #i had to take her with me today to help her pick a dress for a wedding and i think i died 40 times in a single afternoon

[doodlboy]

Designing your own character's tombstone sure feels

#like #i am enjoying said process bc its a detailed 1 and also full of little details that will make ppl who know my lil guy sad #ie his tomb effigy looks like he's sleeping instead of posed like a traditional corpse in a coffin #& the side of it has stone replicas of his boots next 2 it bc he'd never wear boots to bed #its gonna look like he's literally just sleeping on a stone box. but yk- he's also made of stone #should i make it sized so that if some1 really wanted 2 they could lay next to him? #would that b too fucked up? #hrm #belphie would probably do it tho so.. #im putting a lot of effort in2 something I'm designing purely 4 it to be destroyed #elliot rambles

[roseband]

there's something off about an objectively thin girl releasing an "all about that bass"-esque song lol

#personal #like giiirl i think we have the exact measurements... i wear a 2/4 in most things #i have one pair of size 6 jeans that i kept to wear baggy after my lexapro 30lbs LOL (sincerely fuck lexapro) #@hwasa what tummy????????

[chaotictomtom]

head hurts so much I HATE YOU SUMMER I HATE YOUUUU :'(((((((

#i keep saying to myself i would love summer once i get a top surgery but!!!! im not really sure!! #i would have to not be poor so i can get a real fan and/or an AC to ever enjoy summer. #and i hAVE TO GO OUT THIS AFTERNOON AOUGH!!!! i don't want to bind im so tired :(((( staging made me have to bind almost everyday this month #and i have a 8 month contract coming up 😵‍💫 even if it'll go through summer and i'll get to wear more layers #but will be stealth so 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 will probably have to bind everyday too. thank fuck i'll work only during the morning #but even the thought of 8 month of binding half of the day is making me so miserable i hate itttttt #hater mode rn im so grumpy i hate the heat i hate sweating for no reasons and i hate it here and not having access to top surgery #like i would like to try to raise money to get a new binder so i don't spend 8 hellish months #but 1) it sucks ass that i have to buy a new one 2) no one will probably be interest enough in my art to buy anything #3) only the small size is not out of stock on the binder w/ zipper i want 🤡 4) would rather to raise money for top surgery #but that's truly not the same budget. innit. #tomtom_is_rambling #tomtom is GRUMPY!!!!!! TOMTOM HATES LIVING IN DA SUMMER!!!!

[dyklopces]

blegh.

#frankie fucks about #vent #always fun putting the pieces of where an insecurity came from to one of my fucking box full of traumas #this is to say. when i was a kid i was very lonely and very isolated and very disconnected from my own emotions. i knew people didnt like #me or talking to me cuz they made it really obvious. and like 4 times from elementary-middle school older kids would see that and like. #get really enthusiastic about liking me . but not in a good or authentic way at all. like i guess to nt people the way i talk and think #and act is like. funny. so these kids would assume i was joking and other people didnt get my sense of humor or smth. so for like a couple #days to a week they would treat me like a novelty. like a fun size toy that yips on command. because i was excited ! people didnt #tend to like me that much especially when i was younger so when i felt like people did i would be like oh cool! i can be completely myself #and they laugh but thats still liking me right? so i would over preform my own natural personality because it made people laugh and that #was the only way i felt like i had a chance at companionship. so like this would work for a few days. and then the novelty wears off. #and they realised Why my peers rejected me and decided they were right all along. and then theyd just never talk to me again. #anyway. all of this to say i almost never think people sincerely like me. im always convinced theres a time limit before it becomes less #funny and more grating. #whatever yaknow. like thats just life i guess

[wishingprince]

This convention has been absolutely bonkers in bad ways but also in a LOT of good ones, very excited for tonight though and that I took off work tomorrow because I am completely beat and I need rest. Six days until my tattoo!

#prince text #my face 2024 #I did not take a pic of my super fairy kei outfit yesterday #we were so busy booking it though dealer’s hall #we forgot to eat until fucking 4:30 pm #so by that time it was time for some Actual Dinner. #anyways I bought way too much but I also saved specifically to go apeshit here #bc I never prepared appropriately for cons in the past #but I wanted to go in ready to spend here and it was so so wor th it #so many unique and adorable stuffed animals #pins dragons and constellations #there were more people doing plus sizes this time!!!!!! #I was so happy I got a beautiful mad burnish promare crewneck that is #like ACTUALLY oversized on me #and a beautiful pastel dragon cardigan #goddd the dragons were out in FULL FORCE THIS YEAR #anyways yea idk #it was fun and im really glad despite all the bullshit that happened too #still here today #but will be going home in a few hours #ready for my bed #excited to introduce my stuffed animals to one another #it’s important ok :( #anyways I had a cute fit yesterday but got no pics #and I was supposed to wear another cute fit today #but after all that was yesterday and the anime rave LMAOOO #im pretty burnt today #so not as cute fashion pics as anticipated

[haileys-out2]

I’ve been told to make this caption from one of my photos (yes this is me in the photo). I have no control over any of this, I’ve been told what tags to use and how long the post is to be pinned to the top of my page. 😥

The post is up for three months (until June 8) and I am scared about how long I’ll get!!

P-p-please be nice. I d-d-don’t want my life ruined!! 😭😭😭

Update. If this post hits 100 REBLOGS I have to get a larger plug and dildo.

Update 2. You are all mean (specially @count-alta with your 20-odd reblogs)😤😭😭 I now have to get a larger plug and dildo. If it gets to 300 REBLOGS then I have to make a Discord server to show that I am in fact wearing the cage and plug 😭😭😭😭 this is getting both out of control and expensive

Update 3. It hasn’t even been a week. 😢😢 I’ve been instructed to add note milestones. I’ve only been given a couple for now but more will be added if any of you suggest something my dominant likes.

Update 4. I’m back from a brief hiatus from Tumblr while I settled into a new job, and I discovered that this post really took off. I now have to make discord (coming soon) and I’ve been given a new Reblog MILESTONE. If this post reaches 500 Reblogs I will have to start HRT. If it hits 1000 Reblogs then I have to find a man to fuck me on camera 😭😭😭😭. Please be nice.

Update 5: whelp it’s done. My Discord server is live

1500 notes: I have to keep myself hairless from the nose down.

1700 notes: Make an Amazon Wishlist and add 100 toys and clothes for anyone to buy. Anyone who buys them will get a free show with what they bought

1800 notes: my hair must be grown out

2000 notes: I have to resume my BambiSleeps regimen

2500 notes: Practice deepthroating the current sized dildo twice a week

2750 notes: I now have listen to Bambi sleeps every morning, afternoon and night on my days off

3000 notes: Sit on a 7-inch dildo 2 times a week for 30 min

3250 notes: I have to start using she/her pronouns

3500 notes: I have start wearing a bra everyday

3750 notes: Use a large plug now

4000 notes: I have to start an OF (ManyVids and webcamming as well once I find a better living arrangement)

4250: I have to film myself suck cock

4500 notes: i can only ever cum from anal

5000 notes: I can only wear androgynous clothing. Nothing overtly masculine

5100 notes: Sit on an 8-inch dildo 3 times a week for 30 min

5400 notes: Listen to Bambisleep hypno every time I do anal

6000 notes: edge with a Hitachi magic wand for 30 once a week

6500 notes: start using a ball gag whenever I do anal

7100 notes: Once a week I have to film myself anal training and share it to the discord channel

8000 notes: Sit on a 9-inch dildo 4 times a week for 30 min

8500 notes: I must listen to ALL hypno that is sent to me

9000 notes: The Hitachi edging session becomes twice a week

12300 notes: Clicker train myself to get horny to the thought of cock

13200 notes: Use an XL plug now

13500 notes: Only use 10-inch toys from now on sit on it 6 times a week for 30 min, once a week use a 12+ inch toy

15000 notes: I have to get either bottom surgery or an orchiectomy

20000 notes: I have to be spit roasted

25000 notes: I have to be the center of a Blow Bang

32500 notes: I have to be the center of a Gangbang 😳😳😳

#feminine sissy #submisive sissy #beta sissy #sissy tasks #sissifyme #humiliation sissy #permanent feminization #ruin me pls. so fkn hot #ruin my life #forced feminized #naughty sissy #beta sub #feminization hypnosis #feminizationtraining #humiliated sissy #caged chastity #locked in caged #sissy caged #cage slave #sissy and slave #reblog #bambi sleep #bambification #bambisleep #bambi subliminals #bimbo toy #bimbo in training #trans bimbo #trans nsft #trans ns/fw

[pinkfemgurl]

300 notes: Use a medium plug now 600 notes: Spend $20 on sissy clothes (must be pink) 900 notes: Wear panties 24/7 from now on 1200 notes: Spend $40 on sissy clothes (must be pink) 1500 notes: Sit on a 6-inch dildo once week for 30 min 1800 notes: Listen to 1 audio file of sissy hypno before bed 2100 notes: Wear androgynous or feminine clothes at home from now on 2400 notes: Practice deepthroating the current sized dildo twice a week 2700 notes: I can cum only once a month 3000 notes: Sit on a 7-inch dildo 2 times a week for 30 min 3300 notes: Wear androgynous or feminine clothing in public from now on 3600 notes: Wear only slutty or pink sissy clothing at home 3900 notes: I have to wear a corset under my clothes everyday 4200 notes: Use a large plug now 4500 notes: Use a smaller cage 4800 notes: I can only watch/listen to girly media, anything masculine or geared towards males is banned 5100 notes: Sit on an 8-inch dildo 3 times a week for 30 min 5400 notes: Listen to sissy hypno every time I do anal 5700 notes: I can only cum when I'm riding a dildo and it's changed to 1 cum every 3 months 6000 notes: Make a Twitter account archiving proof and progress 6300 notes: Every week either post proof/update pics of locked chastity, gif of current dildo riding, gif of current plug insertion, and pics of current sissy outfit that I'm being made to wear from these tasks 6600 notes: I have to permanently use she/her pronouns 6900 notes: Sit on a 9-inch dildo 4 times a week for 30 min 7200 notes: Lock myself in ballet heels for 3 hours every day 7500 notes: From now on edge every day for 2 hours 7800 notes: Use a smaller cage 8100 notes: Every 3 days I have to use a chastity cage with a sounding rod 8400 notes: Buy the most embarrassing humiliating sissy pink dress I can find (with all the ruffles and it locks when zipped up) 8700 notes: I can only wear a dress or skirt in public from now on 9000 notes: Get Started on Estrogen 9300 notes: Every 3 days either post proof/update pics of locked chastity, gif of current dildo riding, gif of current plug insertion, and pics of current sissy outfit that I'm being made to wear from these tasks 9600 notes: I now have to use a sounding chastity cage from now on 9900 notes: Sit on a 9-inch dildo 5 times a week for 1 hour 10200 notes: Once a week, I have to replace my plug with a dildo while I'm out in public for the day 10500 notes: I can only cum once a year 10800 notes: Buy a fucking machine 11100 notes: Buy and use sounding rods 3 times a week for 30 min 11400 notes: Buy breast/nipple pumps and use it twice a week to increase the size 11700 notes: Put on an inverse chastity cage from now on and no more edging or unlocking 12000 notes: Start an OF 12300 notes: Clicker train myself to get horny to the thought of cocks 12600 notes: I can only cum from anal 12900 notes: Make an Amazon Wishlist and add 100 toys and clothes for anyone to buy. Anyone who buys them will get a free show with what they bought 13200 notes: Use an XL plug now 13500 notes: Only use 10-inch toys from now on sit on it 6 times a week for 30 min, once a week use a 12+ inch toy 13800 notes: glue the lock shut, flush the key down the toilet, the only way I'm getting out now is if I hit 15000 notes 14100 notes: Listen to any hypno file people send me (including Bambi Sleep files) 14400 notes: Let anyone make demands in my messages, I have to obey the first message that I see per day 14700 notes: Get blackmailed by someone of my choice

^ I HAVE TO DO ALL OF THE ABOVE ^

15000 notes: Bottom surgery (My Life is Over). However I have to spend at least 25% of the entire chastity sentence in a cage before I get bottom surgery to prolong this even longer.

THE POST IS COMPLETE NO MORE NOTES ABOVE 14,813 COUNT

#feminine sissy #faggot sissy #sissi femboi #sissifyme #submisive sissy #beta sissy #sissy caged #humiliated sissy #sissy tasks #humiliation sissy #small dick humiliation #sissy cd #humiliation slave #sissy for daddy #humili sissi #panty sissy #permanent sissy #pink sissy #chastikey #caged chastity #chastisement #chastized

[nkogneatho]

𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘

—a/n: ngl i cooked. overcooked even, so imagine some of the nastiest shit, this has it all. if i studied this much in my exams i would have a higher CGPA. anyways. hex codes are given. hope you like it.

—cw: dick+pubes+balls+cum analysis (kill me pls), monsterfucking in sukunas, creampie and breeding, never heard phrases from my dicktionary, not proofread plus it's 4 am i am half asleep

𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔

code: length: #ffe8d6 , tip: #f2aab7

We all know it. King of long dick. okay but no fr he has the longest dick in jjk. but let's get to the details. so size?? a whopping 7 inches. but you know his dick does this thing that when it gets hard, it curves slightly so hey!! maybe the true size is 7.2 or something. about color...his cock has the same color as his normal skin tone but as it approaches to the tip, it falls under a blushing pink gradient. and god his tip is so pink when he's hard, it feels likes all the blood in his body is settling there. his pubes hmm? white bush. he does trim it tho. but c'mon man!! it's gojo satoru we're talking about. he gets off seeing your nose rubbing against his white trim when you deepthroat him. also it's very rare for people to deepthroat him because as i said, longest dick. which is why when you actually manage to take him all the way in, the rare feeling of the throat sucking in has him shooting his translucent load down your throat. how does his cum taste? slightly sweet. duh. he's a sweet tooth and the reason he doesn't get diabetes is because all the sugar goes into his semen.

𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈

code: length: #ad8272 , tip: #875f54

*long inhale* bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock bigfatcock. incase i wasn't clear. he has a BIG FAT FUCKING COCK. he has the cock of our dreams. his size is long and girth is thick asf. length would be about 6.8 or 6.7. well about the girth...3.5 inches. yeah. good luck sucking that in your hole lmao. let's get to the tone. his cock has much darker color than his body. he has one of those milktea brown cocks. and the cockhead is even darker like coffee. oh wait! the cockhead. right. so hear me out. DID YOU KNOW HE HAS A FAT MUSHROOM TIP? the kind that is so thick that it gets lowkey stuck in your hole when he pulls out. my man has to tell you to breathe and relax so he can get it out. about his balls, bitch they're as the same size as big lemons. like you know why he wears those baggy bottoms otherwise everyone would see those nuts easily. they're not even nuts. nuts are dry. his have so much cum inside that if he doesn't shoot his load in you or on you once a day, they'll actually explode. cum taste? i said it before here but incase you're new here, it tastes like if someone put a little lemon and msg in thick and creamy alfredo sauce. bye.

𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐔

code: length: #c99a89 , tip: #fcd7ca

*evil laugh* i am not holding back on him but hear me out. HORSE COCK. have you seen it?? it's like curvy girthy cock. me thinks he has long hair and broad shoulders. and have you seen his hands??? it all sums up. isn't as long as gojo but god that meat is fat as fuck. his size has to be around 6 inches and the girth from a 2d angle is about 2 so i found the pythagorean theorem of his cock which is like 6.324 inches. so his tip starts at like 5.324 inches. about the tone...his dick starts darker—or maybe it's cuz of his pubes—at the base but as it reaches towards the head, it blends into the color of his skin tone. geto likes to clean shave sometimes but you know when he saw you drooling over his happy trail when he came out of the shower with a flimsy towel wrapped around his body, yeah he couldn't get that drooling expression of yours out of his head. so he trims it to the length that wouldn't get in the way and is easy to keep it clean but also enough to make you salivate. his balls are very similar to a fig in shape. aren't really fat but they grow hella tight when he is close to cumming. the taste of his cum is sour. i am telling you. like not too sour but it sorta has the acidic taste to it. but nonetheless it tastes good on your tongue. on his too, when he kisses you after shooting a load in your mouth

𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎

code: length: #e8cca9 , tip: #b59267

chooo choo mfs. i am about to go off. dw i won't slander him, he has already suffered enough. #justicefornanami but anyways back with my girthy cock agenda. now listen. he is not long. i mean he has an average size but the girth??? sheesh! that makes up for it. his length has to be like 5.8 or max to max 6 though gotta love that 4 inches girth, big fat meat, exceeeding half the size of his length. now if you don't understand this concept in numericals, let me indulge you in a scenario that might help. imagine him coming home frustrated from work and all he needs is a warm shower. but there you are all slutty in your outfit and all he wants to do is blow your back out. so he gets hard...like really hard. and it's so painful for his cock to stay put under all those layers of cloth that if he doesn't free it, it will tear it's fat way out. so when he finally decides to unbuckle the belt, pull his undies down with the waistband, his cock jumps out and slaps against his shaved pelvis. so loud that you can hear it over the noise of the tv. now you get it? no? okay hear this one. when he wears an underwear coming fresh out of the shower, his dick takes up about the area similar to a size of a bowl. about his tip, he has a fat tip bruh. not too fat because the base is much thick but yeah. now time for the taste, mixture of citrusy and salty. like when he cums in your tongue it has that salty flavor but the after taste is sweeter and falls more of the citrusy side. maybe like a tangerine. wow i really went off. apologies everyone.

𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀

code: base: #805149 , length: #f5d7c6 , tip: #edc8bb

i am in my monsterfucking era so this is gonna be monster kuna. so we all know four arms, two dicks yada yada yada but did you know sukuna has a special ability?? like we all know he can summon his mouth anywhere but did you know he can summon his dick too? anywhere on his body. he does this thing where if you act too bratty, he'd throw his palm your mouth and you'd think he's just blocking your voice but this mf pops out a whole ass 8 inch monster cock in your mouth that has you gagging and choking, eyes rolling back. *728 dead. 263 injured* there's no size for kuna since he can adjust the size but if we're talking tones, the base of his cocks (wow. plural. would you look at that) have reddish undertone. like tomato red but the actual dickbod has like peachy pink color. his cockhead is long and kinda blends into the length. his cum tastes bitter and sour. not repellent but the taste is still strong. don't underestimate this man though. he'll rip your holes apart yet have you begging him for more. that's what simply is the power of the king of curses. he has you compelled. but i gotta give it to sukuna fuckers. y'all have some of the strongest pussy/ass.

𝐊𝐀𝐌𝐎 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐎

code: length: #f2e7c4 , tip: #d6b596

chosito's cock represents a shampoo bottle. now you might ask which one. the retail shampoo bottle that you use as your mic in the shower. he has a pretty and perfect dick. his girth is thick enough for you to wrap your fingers around you and his length enough to fill you up. whenever you stroke his cock, you can't stop looking at it. it just fits right. like it was made for you. so perfect. his size falls under 5.6 to 5.9 inches and the girth is 2.5 inches, so it's like a good ratio. he has an olive undertone and a darker mushroom tip. his pubes aren't trimmed but he keeps them extra clean. you know it because whenever you give him a blowjob and you take him all the way in, there is a floral smell lingering around the area. he doesn't naturally sweat a lot plus he has a very bouncy skin with slightly soft texture so his cock is always pleasant to suck. choso also has very visible veins. and when i mean very...i mean very. like i mentioned his skin has a soft texture so the skin on his length is flimsy and kinda see through. so when you are settled between his legs, stroking him, your eyes are so indulged in watching the blood rush through them and when he cums, his veins start slightly moving and his balls tightens. Oh! Balls. can i say it?? okay i'll say it. Breeder balls. i told you he has a 5.6 inch cock, y'all would have been disappointed. but see the creator of this universe took a few mass off his dick only for it to be filled in them breeder balls. which is why, he cums a lot. when he shoots a load, he almost gives you a facial. his cum is sweet with a metallic taste. but hey! it's a pleasure to swallow his cum. but you know why i compared his cock to a shampoo bottle? it because when he is so horny and hard and you give his base a few big squeezes, he'll spurt out a thick load of cum like your shampoo.

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[chronic-invisibility]

It’s so weird to me how every time i start engaging in a new fandom and i see people who ship two of the characters/actors coming up with the wildest fan theories, like sometimes people are so blinded by the need to gush about their *uwu gayboys* that they lose the ability to observe physical objects and also be fucking normal about anything ever.

#this could be about almost any fandom ever but i have a very specific example in mind #people are really obsessed with the idea of two people they ship sharing clothes even when there are so many signs that they arent #like first of all it is possible for more than one person on the planet to own a specific piece of clothing #and second of all most of the time if you actually look with your eyeballs you’d see that it isnt the exact same piece of clothing at all #i have so many examples of this phenomenon specifically (the clothes sharing thing) but this is about joe locke and kit connor specifically #there’s one shirt they both have with the same design on it but they’re clearly two separate shirts #for one thing kit’s is short sleeves and joe’s is long sleeved #and for another thing there is no way in heck that they wear the same size shirts fucking look at them #kit is buff as hell and joe is shaped like a noodle do you really think their shirts would fit each other? #i swear i’ve seen like 4 different tiktoks about this specific shirt thing and like it’s so obviously not the same one it’s not even funny #i also have examples of this clothes sharing thing from mcr and the phandom and probably others if i thought about it

[th-inprogress]

Today was pretty alright. It was a busy work day and I’m abt to start my period so naturally my appetite wasn’t even that bad. Rounded out just under 650 and did over 10k steps + a lil yoga. Almost a 1400 cal deficit today and not feeling too hungry at all. super brain foggy and fatigued and achey but that’s just fine. Start round two of the diet I’m doing on Tuesday so I’m going grocery shopping and meal prepping for it tmrw. Also planning to officially weigh in Tuesday. Might eat a little bit more tomorrow (like 1000-1200) to try and boost my metabolism before round two bc even though I’m not regularly weighing in right now I just feel like I’m plateauing. I know as long as I’m in deficit there’s no way I’m gaining but I just don’t feel like I’m loosing as much as I wish I was. But as long as I’m losing and not literally suffering, I know it’ll be ok. I don’t love how I looks rn but I’m definitely seeing improvements. And also feeling like absolute garbage when I look at recent photos of myself lol. Like how on earth did I feel ok about how I looked? But also I’m trying to not completely erase my self confidence so actually I was a bad bitch and now I’m going to just be a skinnier happier bad bitch.

#but also coming to terms w the fact that my pants that I just bought prob aren’t going to fit anymore 😭 #they’re a 4 but they either run large or were designed to sag bc they barely fit me already and I’m literally fat rn 🤨 so idk #anyway I wear like a 0-2 when I’m at my happy weight. but also womens pant sizes are a mystery and I hate them #I have some size 2 pants that fit me great now #and some size 4 pants that are way too tight #and they’re the same brand 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 #i will never stop being mad about this bc it has literally caused me so much greif over the years and for what #it’s a fucking imaginary number. it’s a concept. it means nothing #ok I am done for now I have to gtf to bed goodNIGHT

[buryustogether]

kinktober day 4: size kink - miguel o'hara

In your defense, you thought your boyfriend just really liked to work out.

You had no idea that the reason he trained so hard, the reason he drove himself to the finish line, the reason he woke before the dawn and slept after the moon was because he was actually the masked vigilante swinging around town keeping it - and your neighborhood, specifically - the safest it had been in years.

Either way you put it, you didn't know why your boyfriend was so bent on keeping himself fit. But it wasn't like you were complaining.

Miguel has you pinned against the wall of your living room, his feet digging into the floor as he both supports you and fucks up into you like he's in heat. His large, wide hands are splayed beneath the plush of your thighs, nearing the globes of your ass, so that he can keep your legs wrapped around his waist while he rhythmically drives his thick, slick cock in and out of your core.

"Oh, fuck," you breath as you let your head tilt back against the wall. You don't think you'll ever get used to the stretch of his cock in your cunt, no matter how many times he enters you. It feels like you're being shoved to your limits - and you wouldn't have it any other way.

"You're perfect like this," Miguel murmurs against your ear as he presses his forehead against your neck and shoves his member deep inside you with a particularly sharp thrust. "Clinging to me in my arms, trusting me to keep you up. I like it."

"You - hah!" Your eyes roll back into your head as his tip hits that particular, wonderful, star-exploding spot deep within you. Your nails dig into his skin, sure to leave behind dents. "You like this any way we do it."

Miguel chuckles through a belly-deep groan, his grip so tight on your thighs you know there will be bruises tomorrow. You don't mind. You'll wear them with pride. "Of course," he rasps. "But this is my favorite way."

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