shadyhouse

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

#cake fucking rules idc what anyone says #their cover of i will survive is one of my favorite covers of any song ever

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the guy who invented ice cold glass of water mustve gotten so much pussy

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how could i say no to a pretty girl like you.. lets throw a desktop wedding. i want all the icons to be there, all the folders and files. i love you forever

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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

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🌸Happy Lesbian Visibility Day!🌸

Here's a present:

I see you all 👁️‿👁️

More of my Shrek fanart here

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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

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C.S. Lewis, from “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe”

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

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Cat Soup ねこぢる草 (2001) dir. Tatsuo Sato

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My submission to The Tortured Poets Department is this beautiful poem I wrote for my friend. I have redacted his name to protect his bodacious identity.

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body paintings by Karen Turner

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i don't call them "hand jobs" anymore i don't call them "hand jobs" or "blow jobs" anymore btw. i would never compare something beautiful to having a job

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a weird thing is that we got waves of people going "who cares if its cringe or youre annoying! have fun!" but no one really learned how to accept the fact that some people will find you annoying or think your art or your work or posts or anyrhing sucks and thats ok. rather it just became a weird "if people think youre annoying theyre just morally bad. let people enjoy things!". like no i think this yes man only biome sucks and people are allowed to not like artstyles and shows and media and other things

#i dont care if people dont like my art or if they find me annoying bc my art isnt for everyone anyways #my art finds the people who want to see it #the thing that scares me is someone hating me to the point where they stalk me about it. if you dont like what i make just block and move on #thankfully this hasnt happened to me (that i know of) but its still a deep fear of mine

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girls will be like "ah maybe they haven't been very talkative because they're not doing so well and talking is hard or maybe they just don't feel like it or haven't got much to say anyway I should probably leave them alone for a while anyway no point in pushing it I can talk later much later probably no worries" and not realize that they themselves are having trouble talking to others

#im girls 😔

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People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u