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#I wanna be a millionaire
solaris-ots · 3 months
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Here’s my to-do list for when I get money:
- Pay off credit card debt ($7,500)
- Get Start therapy ($200/hr)
- Get a massage ($200)
- Pay rent until the end of my lease ($1,450x??)
- Go and visit family for a month and a half (return plane ticket: $6,000, spending money: $3,000)
- Go somewhere sunny & warm & beachy for 2 weeks, and think about nothing ($10,000)
- Find a better apartment (more windows for sunlight)
- Go to school for something I can use to stay rich so that I can spend the rest of my life doing things that bring me joy like reading and learning to garden and dancing and singing and finally writing my novel without worrying about how I’m going to pay for anything (university is expensive: $150,000)
I have the plan. I just need the platform (money).
When people ask how much would solve my problems, my response is, “At least $600,000.”
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thefreckledbabe · 8 months
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Excerpts from my social media.
You cannot always get what you want.
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themilosquid · 1 year
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Ok, this was fun and everything, but how do I become famous now? I want money
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cvakviigmohns · 10 months
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The thing I still do not understand about this whole movie debacle is why they did not choose to do the filming during free practice..like ok, if you absolutely must suck musty geriatric abuser dick and doing something sensible like constructing the race scenes via CGI is out of the question, there are still ways to do it that don't involve putting a civilian in a race car in actual race conditions in a formation lap (and potentially with protesters on track too??). How did anyone greenlight this at all
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mumpsetc · 1 year
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IM SO SORRY!!!
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androcola · 2 months
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am i really gonna have to take it upon myself to pay an arm and a leg for all the monkees comics and scan them and archive them for all to see
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avonyxx · 3 months
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your artstyle is delightful and i want to eat it so bad. put it in a blender with ice and go to town. delectable
Thank you kind sir pls do drink water too since it's gonna be too sweet for you!! 🤭🤭🤭🫶
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fetusmeme · 1 year
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i’m 3 seconds away from not touching tumblr for a while cause some of y’all are parasocial as hell to me and it’s getting weird
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sunnimint · 8 months
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I'm extremely sorry for the lack of metonic updates, work is being a real pain right now 😞 at least I'm getting that bag tho
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holasong · 8 months
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wıll u marry me?
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gaiussaidno · 2 months
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datu from bunny bonddddd :3 cutie patootie deserves many kisses, mwahmwahmwah!1!1
i want to wrap this man up in a blanket and feed him dessert by hand in bed, but he'd prolly try doing it to me instead lmao. His need to provide 🤝 My need to provide lol!
also, i would like to bring everyone's attention to the Monster Girl Game the bunny bond dev's working on!
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djsadbean · 8 months
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your wordgirl fics are the first fics I've read in a long time from any media that I've spent time thinking and theorizing about, thanks for writing them they're so cool and I love Amazo Guy now he truly lives up to the name the way you write him
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WAAHHH THANK U SM 🥺💕‼️ next chapter has more amazo and I’m so excited for when I eventually finish it and post it !! 🥰🥰
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luckofmylife · 1 month
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Scaloni trying to get Aimar to buy him a hoodie before attending a Lakers match.
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kristailine · 3 months
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It's like one week of my life is a new freaking arc for me because why are there so many things coming in my life lately?
Not that I'm complaining because they're all really great opportunities but omg I hope I can find balance in my life to still be able to have the time to write 🥹
But im wishing everyone whos reading this all the best days ahead ❤️ imparting with everyone the positive energy
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haasegawa · 1 year
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I did not think that when I came back to tumblr you guys would actually make me put a thousand anime on my watchlist
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albino-whumpee · 2 years
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I need more regular home pet whumpees.
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