#I think that shit's hot: monsters

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well. #and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah.... #'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact. #she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns. #'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ... #that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked. #'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED. #because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW. #She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing? #chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear. #Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that. #between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks - #'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums. #rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit. #i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way. #i think . I think it's hot. #enough to turn you to drink isn't it! #u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant? #does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world. #whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Okay Girlies I need you all to answer this one question for me. I haven't played through Karamelle or Novus yet and I've only seen and heard snippets of Dasein so I don't know all that much ahout him. Reblog/tag why y'all want to fuck him- I mean marry him (or just something you really like about him)

#guys im sorry he sounds too much like someones grandfather he's so goofy /lh #i love him he's dear to my heart but more akin to a weirdly shaped cheeto you find in a bag. quirky and amusing #NOT ME THINKING ABOUT OMNIMAN'S “shes more of like a- a uh pet to me!” #THIS ISNT ME JUDGING BTW THERE IS NO JUDGEMENTAL TONE IN THIS POST #im just actually intrigued bc i wanna know more about dasein and why he's so hot to people #im probs gonna make a post about what i love most about him before and after i play through novus to compare my opinions #thats the ONLY reason why i dont talk about dasein enough bc i know next to shit about him HEKSJAKSHE #i like all the science and philosphy thay surrounds his lore and character personally #like from the scenes that ive seen him in you judt learn so much about him and the world around him through his eyes #so far it seems like he's a character that immerses you in the story extremely well. idk how to explain it its like he lives and breathes it #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #dasein #text posts #this post is actually so goofy because here i am like “why do you guys want to tap an old man”- #-and literally my last post was “why is the sea monster so fucking hot” JSKSMSJSJAK

[fauvester]

daniel webster, who should have been the lord of wind, instead the ghost king of the netherwaters

+ gradient mapped with spooky green

#DARK DAN DARK DAN DARK DAN DARK DAN #tcgf au #youre out in your pleasure boat watching calhoun battle his latest heavenly disaster and you see this guy vibin ominously wyd #wanted to do more of a classic like lithograph look with the border… I think it turned out reasonably tasty #to match clay…. #he is TRYING to get REVENGE but fucking NICK BIDDLE KEEPS SHOWING UP #hes got his earth master shovel. hes got the giant sea monsters that guard his island. hes doing hot girl shit #daniel webster #ryh on his boat seeing him in the distance like wow. wonder what that's not about. oh well probably not about me <3

[steakcreature]

Hello... I... Ummm..........

Original btw:

😭

#my singing monsters #msm #hot yaoi base #shitpost #oh god im sorry #god will not forgive me because of my sins :⁠-⁠P #wubbox #pompom #yeah time for cursed shit ^⁠_⁠^ #help 😭 #i think this would be my new comfort ship i guess

[moghedien]

honestly tho thank god I am romancing Lae’zel with this Tav because that’s probably the only thing keeping her from genuinely considering ceremorphosis

#like not saying that she’d definitely do it without Lae’zel #apparently she thinks mind flayers are hot because I told the nymph that they were lmao #but like having the emperor explain shit and she’s just nodding like ‘uh huh uh huh tell me more’ #then look over at Lae’zel and be like ‘nvm the wife said I can’t turn into a squid monster 😞’ #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel

[musicalchaos07]

Jonathan (high) sobbing over God Only Knows (because he misses Nancy) and Argyle panicking.

#Argyle was just trying to listen to his tunes and now Jonathan's a blubbering mess #mumbling shit about shared trauma matching scars and how hot it is when she's fighting monsters #i don't think Jonathan collects himself he just tires himself out #falls asleep in the passenger seat and Argyle is like WTF #but they both forget it in the morning #.... imagine if this is earlier in their friendship like thats even funnier #Argyle just sat next to the loner weird new kid decided he was cool got him high and he started breaking down over the beach boys #“you're my only friend” indeed #stranger things #jonathan byers #Argyle #nancy wheeler #jancy #argyle stranger things

[slippery-minghus]

hmm. had an actual conversation with nightmare coworker today that seemed mutually productive. she apologized for saying some bullshit that hurt my feelings and i clarified that my intentions are to help not to undermine her, and we both agreed that there's no competition against each other and that it's the lack of growth in our role that's the problem. it was...productive.

and further cementing for me that it is time to begin making my Exit. i will be sending out my resume to a few places this weekend.

i'm still processing the conversation, and am struggling to place myself in where i am responsible to better my behavior. because i genuinely don't want to be an ass, even though i really don't like this lady and will jump for joy the day i never have to see her again. she stated that she knows my intentions aren't to hurt her, and that she thinks i'm very kind. i apologized for if my behavior came off as undermining her, and said that my intentions are only to better my own growth—and that i know she's trying to succeed too. i validated her feelings, and complemented the effort she is putting in.

where i'm struggling with is: am i in the wrong/causing harm and needing to change if the issue is that her feelings are incongruent with what she knows of my intentions? her feelings are her responsibility (WOW i almost typed "her feelings are my responsibility". i feel like that's a freudian slip) and she states that she knows i don't mean to hurt her. i'm going to try to be more clear in wording my intentions with her (she feels like me trying to take work off her plate is to undermine her. when really, i'm caught up and see her getting overwhelmed, and i want to help and also have something to do since i'm bored).

but i'm really struggling to look at my role in this and pass judgement on myself. i can and want to do better, and i don't think i did anything wrong, but i'm always so hesitant to say it's not my fault or i didn't do something bad. like i can't trust my judgement on that. my intentions were good, her bad feelings are ones caused by her insecurities, which she more or less has expressed to be aware that they are not true—the hurtful thing she said to me, she acknowledged was said out of hurt and not what she actually thinks. so, is it fair to say i'm not the bad guy? i'm not in the wrong? i know good intentions that still result in harm don't absolve anyone, but when the things that are clashing are insufficient communication and reactive insecurities... i'm not a monster, am i?

#well. i AM probably a monster for how much i dislike this lady #but i don't ACT on it #and i genuinely couldn't care less about her. i participate in decent human pleasantries because i am a decent human. #and at work we're stuck together #the thing that's irked me so much about this conversation is just.. her self centeredness #that she thinks everyone is out to get her. to undermine her. whatever. #bitch nobody cares about you enough one way or the other to put in that kind of effort. i sure don't #i empathize but i do not sympathize. to feel that pit that makes you feel like the worst kind of center of attention #i get it. but genuinely you are not the main character and no one is going to spend their limited time and energy to slowly attack you #you are not the cat with all the knives pointed at it #it's a terrible feeling to feel like you are! but when it influences your behavior to the point that you are making snide comments #to people who have no option not to interact with you then uh. then you're in the wrong buddy #and the people around you (who cannot easily leave! bc work!) should not have to bend over backwards to assure you #that they're not pointing knives at you. to protect themselves from your feelings making you say mean shit #like yes. i can be more clear with my intentions. i'm generally not the greatest at that. but my baseline that i want to #modify my behavior from is NOT one that a regular well adjusted person would take as anything but kind #and if a regular well adjusted person got a little offput by me volunteering to take work off their hands we would've had a very chill #3 sentence conversation about it MONTHS AGO. #i understand and respect (even if i find it annoying and overbearing) the need for me to announce my intentions like im working in a kitchen #and saying 'hot water' or 'knife' as i move around other people but we shouldn't have reached this conclusion this way #and frankly who's to fucking say me being more clear with my intentions will only feed the flames of her thinking i'm out to get her! #'i caught up on my stuff and your plate looks full. i'm bored. anything i can do to help?' could be a pointed knife for all i know!! #and if it is- and my actions still hurt her in that scenario- am i still responsible for the hurt caused?? #like WHERE DOES IT FUCKING E N D ? #personal #*exhales* okay i feel better now #i just hate talking about my interactions with her bc i just want NOTHING to do with it. i want her out of my head!! #but until i process it i can't let go #and i'm still going to have to go over all of this with my shrink tomorrow #it just makes me mad how much of my time this bitch takes up. i'm not getting paid to think about work right now!!!!

[musubiki]

currently obsessed with the idea of the villain of the week kidnapping lime to try and get to mochi, except she isn't (too) worried bc she knows he can more than take care of himself, and the baddies won't know what hit them 😌

OOOOOH MY GOD THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA LMFAOOO!!!!!!!!!

coco: arent you gonna.....go after them...?

mochi: i think lime would be insulted if i did

lime, half an hour later holding a box full of misc spell items he looted from them, covered in bruises and scuffs: so anyway like i was saying before we got interrupted...the giant mushroom creature in the giants thicket: pass.

#OR ALTERNQTIVELY #coco: what if that hot kidnapper lady tries to seduce him- #mochi: GET YOUR SHIT WERE GOING !!!!! #and later lime is like (you didnt think i could handle it?) and mochi rep #lying (no i uhhhh just wanted to see thats all 👉👈) #mochis only reason for going so that another chick doesnt steal her man #they were playing smash or pass with magic creature monsters

[fiendishartist2]

stop blazing your (wrong) personal opinions about analogue horror. no one cares

#i wholeheartedly believe the only ppl blazing shit other than cat pictures are deeply annoying #you cant buy your way into clout or whatever. shut up #just saw a ''hot take'' about how hating the backrooms wiki is mean and ''actually its really good and the og lore is uncreative'' #like okay. still sucks tho #i dont like most backrooms content bc i think the most that can be done with it is one off pictures of liminal spaces and thats it #no hate to the kane pixels series i think hes doing a great job with his interpretation of it but i dont find it interesting personally #however it is LEAGUES better than whatever sc//p nonsense goes on in the backrooms wiki #dont want to put that in the sc//p tags bc thats rude but you gotta admit... thats not the backrooms anymore lol #im of the belief that even adding a monster into the backrooms is too much lol so that is like insane to me #anyways its late and im going to bed. goobaba

[rascheln]

The Monster Falls Apart & The Monster Exposed: forehead kisses and touches

#the monster falls apart #the monster exposed #ogeretsu tanaka #hadakeru kaibutsu #revisted this series because it's both hot AND heartbreaking AND fulfilling (and idc for her more recent series sdfhfnf) #anyways I really love kan-chan. I love the way his story is told from multiple POVs and how his character changed over time #I love how his story with Yumi is not just a black and white 'this person is evil this person is a helpless victim' story because it's more #complicated than that. it's about the cycle of abuse and about trauma and about how both of them were not right for each other. #sometimes loving someone isn't enough and you can't magically make them go back to the person they used to. #like I think Yumi stayed out of guilt and a false sense of pride even when he was for all intents and purposes emotionally cheating #and I think the biggest act of love Kan-chan was still capable of at that time was letting Yumi go and breaking up with him. #And then there's Shuuna. ah man. I like that he's sooo out of his depth lol #he's soo in love and he has no idea how to tackle the whole mess that an older Kan-chan is but like #the love they have for each other and the way they DO manage to get through to each other? yea. #you can really feel the difference in maturity at times and that's also a really well done characterization!! #I liked the one author's comment where it's said about him that he went through love on easy mode until he met Kan-chan haha #also the flashbacks... that's a lotta baggage. like I don't blame Yumi for not knowing and it makes sense Kan-chan won't forgive himself #but still. he was never just some evil guy who did that shit out of pure malice when he was experiencing so much abuse and pressure. #(which doesn't make his actions any more okay but it makes his character more complicated and tragic.) #oh and one final thing I love about this series and the connected stories: the thing about life is that it goes on and the people who leave #our lives still continue living in this world. and you may choose or just happen to never meet again. #and no matter who hurt who the memories of each other will remain. the bad. but also the good. #and hopefully you get to continue on making new- making good memories.

[vixlenxe]

She's not saying anything, but she agrees with most of the ladies. Malzeno is quite handsome, especially with his new white & gold scales.

He's an Elder Dragon though, he's never go for someone so far down the food chain like her.

#(today i've learned half of my monster muses think malzeno is hot lol) #dash commentary [i see you talkin' shit] #mizutsune; ic [bubble fox wyvern]

[yharnamsnewslug]

I am....... writing a book.

#surprise? #I actually found a plot I want to work with #and as usual I do it by thinking of my favorite things: #fantasy politics #cults #creepy towns #hot monsters #trans and queer shit #step aside people im gonna make everyone gay so i can make gay villains #nico.txt #nico.bk

[monster-noises]

1, 6, 7, 14!! (I think I remembered these right)

wa-ha!! thank you thank you! 1. Art programs you have but don’t use

I'm Very precious about my computer space so I kinda only have Clip Studio... which is what I use. I bet if you root around in my laptop deep enough though you can find remnants of Photoshop somewhere.... 6. Anything that might inspire you subconsciously (i.e. this horse wasn’t supposed to look like the Last Unicorn but I see it) ohh this is.. a really interesting one.. I'm not sure if this counts because there's a degree to which it Is an active conscious influence but I feel like old classical painting sensibilities sneak in there a lot? .......maybe not often in what I actually end up posting lmao but in stuff that I've drafted and planned I think there's a degree to which the language of classical art kinda.. leaks in a bit. Particularly in like.. poses and composition. even though the more Active influence is Golden Age of Illustration fairytale stuff and like whatever they had going on in the 60's/70's Less sophisticated but I feel like you can still see that I started drawing Anime sometimes too sdfhsdf just in the way I do emotions and movement... even though stylistically I've pulled pretty far from that! 7. A medium of art you don’t work in but appreciate w a t e r c o lo u r s 100% like the Breadth of stuff you can make watercolours do is ridiculous! They can be light and airy and soft, or deep and solid as any oil painting.. there's so much depth to watercolour it's really remarkable! And the brushes I use digitally mimic water colours because I just adore the texture.. But alas it's a medium that takes a great amount of skill to really master and I simply cannot wrap my ding dang little head around it...

14. Any favorite motifs? visually? Mirror images, hearts or other body parts used as symbols, angelic and demonic imagery, flowers.. The body as like.. a holy symbol and like.. thematically? the line between human and non-human, grasping for things just out of reach, romance or general implications of intimacy do those count as motifs? I haven't been in school for a long time what the fuck is a motif....

#monster noises #that unconscious influence question was HARD #I couldn't think of anything that felt like.. an influence I truly hadn't realized was an influence #I went with classical art because that was something that Used to be a major inspiration to my work #but I've fallen off of in favour of some more illustrative and surreal-ish stuff #I also think it's hilarious that I'm talking all this serious stuff about my inspirations and symbols and meaningful stuff #and most of what I draw is Hot Man In Very Little Clothing sdfghsdfs #I'm a serious artist who can make thoughtful shit I swear!! #also who says a big hairy man with no shirt on can't also be meaningful huh???? #who says???

[aiizaph]

Ohhhhhhhh holy fuck.

#I might be questioning if I’m autosexual now 🙃 #I mean I’ve barely been attracted to real people at all #the only fictional characters I like are monsters #and I constantly call myself cool and hot and sexy and shit #I like looking at myself in the mirror cuz I think I’m cool and cute #and I’m (currently) the only person I trust sexually #and if I were to get fucked by anyone else I want us to know each other very well #almost as if they know me like I know myself #I literally thought ‘man I’m the only person who loves me the way I want to be loved’ #and autosexual immediately popped in my head #finally decided to look at an autosexual culture blog and… yeah… #now I’m questioning if I’m autosexual… #yipee a new sexuality crisis! /s #I’m not calling any of this a bad thing of course #I’m just so confused

[depresseddepot]

my big monster beast wild man of a cat (toby) got into a fight with the baby (odie) and this is the first time the baby has gotten his whole ass kicked and he is so confused

pictured: the bitter brothers (toby is green, joey is orange and white, odie is brown and white)

#toby immediately tried to like. act all cute and rub his face on the baby when he came back #but odie has never been on the receiving end of toby's ass whopping before lmfao #but im sos tressed #hes just a BABY and he's scared and even i don't know why toby goes from being cute and vulnerable to like. killing you and killing you #toby and joey (the Grouch) get into fights all the time (usually bc toby is beating his ass for being mean to odie) #but this was a FIGHT fight #there was a mouse in the room that odie was playing with so maybe odie thought he was hot shit and wanted to ''beat toby up'' #and then got his shit rocked instantly #odie was born in a field and grew up eating the food we put out for him. toby was born in the dead of the coldest winter ive lived through #and fought off dogs and LITERALLY escaped a fire #monster wild man who is also my most special little guy #theyll be fine lol toby already wants to be friends again i just feel bad that odie is so shell shocked about it #i should point out that we found them both at about 12 weeks and toby was half frozen #we were able to grab toby because he was too cold to fight back but we had to catch odie in a live trap lmao #that motherfucker was FAST #toby is all muscle and nobody believes me until he beats the shit out of everyone who thinks they can get the upper hand on him