#I short circuit entirely

[canisalbus]

hi your art has for the longest time rendered me to utter shreds. nary a piece of me left untouched by the papershredder that ur blog is to my brain. what do you MEAN the thorny sickly looking one is getting held close to a warm chest at night what do you MEAN shopping in modern au together what do you MEAN reunion after 17 years sticking ur stupid snout into another mans neck I'm ILL . I'm ILL about this. and your art style is . ohhhhh. speechless your color work and line work is like honey and i am a stupid little ant getting lost in it

p o e t r y

#well you certainly have a way with words #you stupid little ant anon you #making me all mushy and emotional right before bedtime #thank you! it sounds like I've succesfully infected you with my brainrot I'm sorry about that #17 years sounds a little too long though it's entirely possible I may have short circuited and gave out a wrong number at some point #if they separate in their early twenties and reunite in their early thirties or something like that #I think around 10-12 years is the range I meant unless I've gotten my own timelines mixed up that would be embarrassing #but still you know #long while #answered #anonymous #getting held close to a warm chest at night #sticking ur stupid snout into another mans neck

[thenamesblurrito]

May we see O-3 with your coswave pairing?please and thank you ouo

did two of these since Soundwave doesn't have a mouth and also i've already made adult designs for Frumbles

Soundwave deigns to show Cosmos the stars for a few stolen moments and Cosmos thanks him with a surprise kiss. for once, Soundwave is still and quiet not from his internal bickering stalemate, but from shock

much, much later, after [major spoilers] upends the world and gives the twins some time to figure out who they are without being Soundwave, it's still easy to lose track of time with Cosmos. she still looks at the stars with the same wonder that's so encouraging to be around, and now maybe they can return the favor

#sw: relentlessly dismantle entire infrastructure systems for a prank. also sw: short circuits when a pretty youngling innocently flirts #nebulously canon in that post credits OVA way yknow? #coswave #shipping #did i ever have a ship name for twins and cosmos im not sure i did. whelp. #this ship as adults is basically 'the astronaut and her pet mafia bosses'

[stinkythehutt]

tw suicide but imo if anakin had gotten everything he wanted on mustafar - ie padme with him, obi-wan and palpatine dead, twins safe, ruler of the galaxy - i would give it approx. 3 days and a couple hours of sleep before the reality of what he had done set in and he killed himself in a spiral of rage and shame. tbh

#teddy talks #1. cus of the actual rage and shame and 2. cus his brain can’t cope with just having everything he supposedly wanted #like just being a lil househusband after all that? his brain would fry #i genuinely think the combination of the two would just entirely short circuit him

[androcola]

I think the easiest way to cause mike to short circuit is to get him to say a tongue twister. he can't even start

#the monkees #i feel like he had a stutter when he was younger that he never entirely got over. so tongue twisters can easily cause him to short circuit #micky laughing his ass off while mike is struggling to say She sells sea shells by the sea shore

[trainingdummyrabbit]

Uhh angela 2 and 3

ive already answered this one but i NEED to emphasize so so badly the way she is written kills me so so badly. positive. shes messy and complicated and genuine and loud and Everything. she is Everything to me. im not allowing myself to get too specific bc if uve been here you Know how it gets w her. with me w her. but the fact that shes allowed to stumble through everything and learn and change and still have hope. still keep going. an angela is something that is so full of love. i would kill for her. in a fuckig heartbeat.

THAT SHE DIDNT GET A FUCKING HUG

#pikasks #projmoon #ask game #HALFJOKING i cant think of anything else rn (if there is anything) but its. complicated. #shes been denied closeness her whole entire life and her being revolves around dancing around her true feelings n holding a front #my girl is out here dancing like shes completely on her own; desperately wishing to connect to people who r RIGHT THERE.... #but at the same time she so. flighty. it takes her so much to even muster admitting that she Wanted that company. it was exhausting. #it Literally took her going a step Beyond having a breakdown about it. #i dont think shes had any physical contact in her life that wasnt Being Attacked. ithink she would just short circuit. #itd take fucking forever to give her a pat on th shoulder without her slipping around it like a cat. u get me? #but god. girlie. shaking her. girlie.....

[missingexaltation]

Eddie 'overtly flirting with a pretty, straight boy because it's safe and nothing will come of it, even if he's already planned their lives in his head' Munson

Vs

Steve 'takes six million years to process anything emotionally and then realises he kinda likes some guys too' Harrington

#steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #i kind of think that if they'd gotten together it wouldn't have been dramatic...it would just...happen #Steve takes his time to realise most things but when he gets there he gets there entirely and without reservation #meanwhile Eddie is the personification of 'wait i didn't expect to actually get this far and now I'm short circuiting' #like it's Eddie's constant flirting that kicks things off in Steve's head but after his repeated head trauma it takes him a lil while

[the-woild-is-ye-erster]

Do any other long time fans forget Ineffable Husbands actually kissed and then remember and have to sit down for a solid ten minutes because holy fuck that really happened

#good omens #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable spouses #Crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable kiss #David Tennant and Michael Sheen put their entire beings into that kiss #and it makes my brain short circuit every single time I see it

[vos-videmus]

"Careful, there's only so much I can do"

🎨: @necromosss

#bryce mosley #steven #ship: short circuit #comm art #I FEEL BAD I NEVER POSTED THEEEESE SJJDJDJWJFJSHCH #im still giving you a big fat smooch for these mossy #the fragility of the human body in contrast to bryces almost entirely cybernetic one #one can be repaired relatively easily #the other? mmm not so much

[hearties-circus]

I love the fact star technically is

[Milk: he/star/it]

#al art #al ocs #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 oc #tf2 engineer #37 yr old who accidentally adopts 26 yr old coworker #it really went 'huh. i feel protective and loving over him like i do my own family. i guess this guy whos only 11 years younger is my son' #thing is is that milk would never consider himself rosas dad on his own but then he meets lee in person and oooh #the entire time shes like 'you have no idea how excited i am to meet you! rosas told me so much! im glad he finally has a good father' #an i think milk short circuits but really hes not surprised he knows abt rosas bio dad and knows full well stars his replacement #but knowing it is fully considered to be the guys dad.. like woag #milk

[mattodore]

Tell me more abt Theo 👁️

being asked about my little guy makes me feel so warm 🥹 but whew... i don't even know where to begin.

cw for mentions of drug use and child abuse

so this is theodore or theo as he prefers. everyone say hi theo 👋

theo is a man in his early twenties who's been having a pretty rough time coping with the traumas of his life and has developed some nasty habits and defensive behaviors because of that. theo was born as the only child of an investment banker (his father) and a heart surgeon (his mother), who were both very clinical and hands-off parents — in fact, the only time they were hands-on were when they were hurting him. so theo initially grew up more under the care of his childhood au pair rather than his parents.

theo's parents were more on the outside of his life up until they started pushing their ideas of academic and social excellence onto him around his teenage years, which was also around the time they sent away his au pair and expected him to start fending for himself. he was maybe around ten or eleven years-old then. theo's rebellious phase was very short-lived at this age as he was cowed back into line pretty quickly. in such a high-tension household he was always on edge unless his parents were away, which gave him a messed up sense of comfort in isolation.

being sent to boarding school for his summers gave him the chance to explore his sexual orientation but the shame overwhelmed him back into repressing. as he got older the idea of love and physical affection distorted pretty bad when he was so used to any kind of touch being a source of hurt. late in his teens he began to rebel again in little ways like with his fashion choices and growing out his hair. theo was used to the violent reactions his parents would show in the face of these infinitesimal rebellions and, in a way, he craved them. in his mind, the only time his parents showed him attention was when they were hurting him... and he wanted any kind of acknowledgement he could get from them. the opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference... and they proved themselves to be far from indifferent when he was acting out.

when he moved out for college he didn't know what to do with himself. theo struggled a lot in that first year of college... he was suffering from some fucked up kind of separation anxiety, almost, despite everything. he very quickly fell into unhealthy coping mechanisms to handle the pain of separation. partying was something he found himself doing a lot. all those people showing him attention, the alcohol, the drugs... self-destruction was an easy vice to fall into for him and in many ways was another way to rebel. he escaped that way. in college, theo has a group of people he sees often who view him as a friend, but his view of himself as unlovable from an adolescence of abuse and neglect has him unreceptive to the notion.

as an adult, theo is still closeted when he's with his family. he can't help but crave the approval and affection of his parents, so he dresses the part and he tries to be what they want him to be. alone, he tries to be himself... but he doesn't exactly know who that is anymore.

theo is a loner, prone to bouts of depression, noncommittal, easily jealous, competitive, kind of waspish and mean at times, and touchy; like an injured animal with its hackles raised, who lashes out to scare others away. he's also desperate for affection, fashionable, diligent, intelligent, and alluringly magnetic.

#river dipping #asks #simarcana #theodore doe #echthroi #s: echthroi #oc extras #cw child abuse #cw drugs #sorry this took so long for me to reply to you sent me this yesterday and my brain immediately short-circuited and i ended up stopping #everything i was doing so i could go stare at my folder of pics of him and go through his pinterest board with my hand on my screen #and then i ended up getting very distracted by jerma streaming all night... re4 my love <3 #but theo is hands-down the oc i care the most about and there's honestly a lot of projection going on here... #like we have a lot of similarities... i project a lot onto all of my ocs especially my favorites um. so he's very dear to me #echthroi is a group of ocs from a story that revolves entirely around theo!! he's the main star! #that's kinda why the characters from lykos are so much more fleshed out whereas echthroi is mostly just theo #bc lykos is about everyone but echthroi is theo-centric

[things-that-make-sa-happy]

Jeremiah Fisher | tsitp 1.02

#The Summer I Turned Pretty #tsitp #tsitpedit #Jeremiah Fisher #my beautiful boy! #sa loves tsitp #sa makes gifs #these are not my best- i'm sorry- i have been beaten once again lol #I think I'm too nervous to concentrate... I have to interview someone in the morning and I've never done that before #like- interview someone for a job- to see if I want to hire them- me! ME! isn't that LAUGHABLE?! #I'M IN CHARGE OF THAT NOW! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! #and I am the most awkward person in the world and it's gonna be an ADVENTURE for this poor lady #she is IN FOR A RIDE and she doesn't even KNOW it yet! #I've woken up from a dead sleep in a panic about this the last few nights- and then I can't go back to sleep cause my brain won't stop #I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO ASK! I'm gonna be bright red the entire time- she's gonna be concerned for me #my brain is gonna short circuit and i'm gonna forget how to speak and i'm gonna sound ridiculous and i'm not looking forward to this at all #someone save me please #alright- i'm gonna go panic in the corner now #enjoy these gifs while I'm there! again- sorry they're not my best! #he's still quite adorable regardless!

[quanblovk]

Flamberge and Franscica suddenly deciding to prank Zan for the whole day for no reason whatsoever.

#Zan finds out and gets so angry #that she EXPLODES and short circuits the entire area #quan blovk #art prompts i may or may not draw later

[lady-harrowhark]

I love all the videos I took during this show but this is one of favorites because if you listen closely, you can hear the exact moment that I realize which song she's introducing and immediately start crying. Mine has been one of my all time favorite songs since it came out almost 13 years ago and I truly do not even have words for how much being there for this surprise performance meant to me.

Video transcript:

Taylor on the big screen, sitting at her piano: This isn't my life, but what if it were? Like we're watching a movie and trying to write what those characters might be feeling. I say this because I wanna play a song that, um, when I wrote it I was writing about all these relationship things that hadn't happened to me yet, like, like there's -

Me: no...

Taylor: a drawer, um -

Me, tearfully: no...

Taylor: of my things at your place and things like that -

Crowd: [goes nuts]

Taylor: and like working through fights and not just breaking up, um, sorry there's a hair in my mouth that is aggressive. Anyway, so those are things that I was not partaking in at 18 and 19 when I wrote these songs but they're things that I really... it's been such a privilege and such a treat to go back and rerecord them 'cause relating to them now, um, it's, it's really crazy to go back

Me, overlapping with Taylor, in a shaky voice: [only partially intelligible but I think it's something like "The only other one it could be is Speak Now but she already played that one like last week"]

Taylor: and listen to these songs that at the time were fantasy but now feel really relatable to me, and so this is, um, this is called Mine.

Crowd: [goes nuts again]

#cracking up at how fast i jump on 'drawer' before the rest of the crowd figures it out lmao #once she said 'things that hadn't happened to me yet' it only took me a split second to mentally run through the Speak Now tracklist #i was trying SO hard not to get my hopes up just in case #i *think* my friend asked me which one it was and that's what i was responding to about Speak Now #but tbh i had completely short circuited by that point so i don't even remember saying anything to her then #still cannot believe i didn't ruin the entire video by sobbing over the audio tbh #'you made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter' gets me every. single. time. #taylor swift #eras tour #nashville n3 #mine

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

i read a hannigram fic last night where op decided it was an okay thing to mention vatsyayana and my brain chemistry is fucked now.

#raj shitposting #afghdaklkjfdakjfgaskjgf #so for context i read the kamasutra as a joke earlier last month and istg i was not expecting what i read. #bro- listen i thought it'd be about heterosexual sex only but it's really not specified IN SO MANY PLACES IT MAKES ME WANNA YELL. #there's this entire section in the text about scents. now idk how many of y'all know seema anand but you should def check out her tedtalk. #because she kinda boils it down to the very basics with the best examples for all of those who do not want their brain chemistry altered. #and that was what got me into her stuff and i read the arts of seduction a couple years back but i wasn't unhinged back then- #-so i forgot all about it until like a month or so back when i came across a video of hers on yt and damn those floodgates BROKE man. #which lead to me finally putting my foot down and reading that shit and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST- #so back to where we were. there's this entire section about scents alright? and we all know where this is going so bear with me please. #so this section talks about how different scents stimulate excitement and how different parts of the body should be scented. #like seema anand does NOT warn you about how fucking DETAILED this shit is in the original text. AT ALL. #it's got i think somewhere around 600 different scents and the optimum intensity of the scents for like IDK TURNING INTO A MONSTER. #so like when i read the fic my brain thought HEY THESE ARE TWO UNHEALTHY OBSESSIONS OF THIS FUCKING SICKO THAT SHOULD ALIGN RIGHT? BOOM. #and i imagined post fall will experimenting with scents for fun and shit because why not who's to stop him at this point in his life? #and then my brain flashed me a very vivid image of hannibal BURYING his face into will's waist to smell the perfume he put there- #and then my brain short circuited because that is too powerful an image for a mortal brain to comprehend. #i don't think anyone will understand what the fuck it is that i'm on about but y'all should watch that ted talk. #and get ahold of the nearest fic writer you know and force them to write a fic on this BECAUSE THIS IS THE PROMPT THEY'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. #this is actual psychosexual bullshit and istg i've had SO MANY vivid dreams ABOUT SCENTS ALONE it's making me lose my fucking mind. #GAAAAAAAAAAAAH #hannigram #hannibal

[fishing-for-blood]

I have not had a functional computer in years, nor have I ever cared for or found vampires particularly compelling for me but. But.

I am genuinely considering dropping a dumb amount of money for a new laptop just so I can play Baldur's Gate 3 for that little shit vampire. His entire character Arc is so. It's just so. It's giving me brain worms. augggh.

#you people keep putting this pretty little gay motherfucker on my dash #until ive had his entire thing spoiled. and the whole cycles of abuse thing is getting to meeeeeee stooooooopppppittttttttttttt #making my friend play bg3 he downloaded it last night and im so curious to see how is playthrough goes #and if he befriends astarion enough to get the gut punch dialog scenes. hhdhjrkfkekdjdkkenfdjs #i need to romance him for the plot its so. its so. its so. im short circuiting. i need to see that man get help so much it hurts #bg3 #astarion #he mildly annoyed me until i Learned What His Issue Is and now I'm about to spend several hundred dollars on a complete i dont even wantttt #*computer #the bastard 😭

[dark-twist-fairytales]

We don't deserve dogs.

My dog, not trained other than potty trained and basic tricks.

I'm mean no, sit down, up, and stay. That's it.

I was pulling something out of the oven, felt faint, and after I got it out and the oven caught off, I laid down on the floor because that's what I do for safety reasons. Knees up, pressed together to keep from falling.

In my lightheaded state, I feel and hear my dog move from the living room (very quickly at that) to me, in the middle of the kitchen, and start licking my hand and pressing his ear to my wrist to listen to my pulse.

And THEN, when I roll over to get my bearings, he stops and presses his ear to my chest to make sure I'm still brathing and my heart's still beating.

Ya'll, he is not trained for that, and it has been a hot minute since I've had a fainting episode in front of him.

We don't deserve dogs.

#that fainting episode did not feel nice. #a lots been happening and i think my entire body is shirt circuiting #short* fuck me #take care of yourself #my doggy