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oobbbear · 6 months

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Hohoho I just watched the hunchback of notre dame the Disney one hohoho why did they stop making movies like this why

#bearz rambling tag #I pirated don’t worry #I was gonna put the movie on the background and do some work #the work part did not happen #hehehoho #I want to animate so bad #the song gives me goosebumps #I actually haven’t finish it yet my internet gave up on me #but I will #hohoho #also curse you Disney wish you look terrible

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aragornsrockcollection · 2 years

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Can we talk about how it isn’t JUST that basically all the male elves have short hair-

-Which is an abomination in it’s own right-

- but also it’s the specific short styles they gave them look like they were done with electric clippers. Like Finrod has a goddamn fade, I cannot.

I look at them and cannot imagine those hairstyles being created in universe, with non-electric tools.

Like I know elves’ bodies and psyches are more in tune with each other, but I don’t think that applies to their hair growing in exactly the style they want and staying there.

Do you know why elves have long hair? Because ten years is like a blink for an elf, imagine the upkeep on short hair over the course of MILLENNIA.

WITH SCISSORS ONLY

Imagine getting a trim every month for HUNDREDS of years to keep that shit looking pristine and consistent. In a war zone if you’re Finrod.

Somehow… they made the elves hair more extra… while making it ugly.

#there are available short hairstyles that don’t look like they were done with electric clippers #and those would suck too but at least they wouldn’t completely remove me from the fantasy #rop #rings of power #anti rings of power #I’m sorry but short haired Finrod is just wrong #it hurts us #I don’t want to take away people’s enjoyment of the thing #but please do pirate it if you’re going to enjoy it #the actors already got paid don’t worry #the hair isn’t my biggest complaint but it somehow is where my emotions came to a point #if you dislike the diversity of this show you’re trash #there is plenty to dislike without being a racist goblin who harasses actors #making those people shut up is almost worth supporting it #but then I remembered no one benefits really except Bezos and nope

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whump-queen · 1 year

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mlem :3 (wip)

general whump taglist: @whumpshaped @whumpsday @emmettnet @a-whump-sideblog @whump-it-like-its-hot @wolfeyedwitch @whumper-soot @unorganisedalienrubbish @kira-the-whump-enthusiast @hidden-dreamland @whumpedydump @lonesome--hunter @ashh-ed @whump-in-the-closet @shannon-foraker @oriantthegiant @banditosong @anonymustyou @feralwhump @jieunie-23 @whumpasaurus101 @morning-star-whump @whmp @captain-bo-bob-bobby

Just ask to be added or removed from the taglist <3

#whump art #wip #mlem 👅#akias art #my sketches #I will do the good lighting shading stuff later but I gotta goooo #i’m so late rippppp #tw blood #don’t worry there will be lots more blood #pirate au #my art

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smilesrobotlover · 6 months

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How about Worcestershire for the word prompt?

“Here, why don’t we use this bottle of—“ Linebeck grabbed a random bottle and squinted at the label, “—wor… worshesher… worsh… worchestersi— wh—“

“Worcestershire sauce?” Rusl finished for him, with an amused look on his face. Linebeck glared at him.

“Yeah, sure, whatever.”

#asks #smiles writes #dunno how Worcestershire is here but don’t worry about it #sleeping didn’t work fellas my bg said no #it’s been weird all day and I can’t tell if I really am low or if my cgm is fricked #ugh #strangers across eras #three sentence prompt #been thinking about Linebeck’s accent and I imagine that like #pirate accent?#or Scottish accent?#I don’t know what the accent actually is but you know

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just-browsin-here · 6 months

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wait what the fuck… the loki ending is so sad. where are his friends. why did marvel set up that found family in the penultimate episode just to split them all up at the end :(

#loki #loki tv #don’t worry i pirated that shit HAHA #though the ending is a really delicious way to finish loki’s arc it’s just so tragic :(#my gay ass cannot handle owen wilson looking so sad #CANT HIS FRIENDS HAVE VISITATION IN THE TREE. CAN LOKI GET TIME OFF FROM HIS JOB TO VISIT HIS FRIENDS #loki spoilers #and the fact that he spent so little time with them onscreen in the final episode..#let them be happy with their friends for once please marvel :( they don’t have to be in the tree all the time right :(

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buggyandthebartoclub · 6 months

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🌝💕 fishman Shachi and the lovely @mandiemegatron 💕💕 (penguins outside the door singing mandie and Shachi sitting in a tree k i s s i n g!)

#Don’t worry law will slap him #unhinged scribbles #Shachi #heart pirate homie hoppers STRIKE AGAIN HAHAHAHA #Ily ily ily thank you so much for trusting me w this 🙏🏼💕#commission work #I DIDNT FORGET HIS SCAR THIS TIME #bartos burlesque hours

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mothlover69 · 4 months

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A BABY!!! <3

I have a baby!!

Wait…. Where did you get that…?

MITZI NO-

#ask #Mitzi #fankid #don’t worry it’s just a shell! nothing dangerous here!#one of the buggy pirates gave it to her. and I took it away bc that’s terrifying

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lunaloothemew · 11 months

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He do a yo hoho and a woof

#why do these drawing keep taking me a week to finish?#at this point I just gave up and kinda rushed the last panel #mew #pokemon #art #pokesona #mightyena #ask me anything #mew oc #pirates #don’t worry #she was fine lol

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froggygirlcrochet · 9 months

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The first and last time the chain underestimates wind.

So my boy wind here is chaos incarnate. He is literally a pirate. He can definitely handle himself in a fight. He knows how to use his speed and stature against an opponent. Alas the chain doesn’t know this. Barely 2 days after meeting wind and all the chain sees is a helpless child. A rookie if you will. Then they come across their first monster camp since wind joined.

Everyone is gathered round strategizing and planning on having wind covered completely. Any time an enemy was going for an attack on him someone would stop it quick. Wind was ticked. He didn’t like this plan at all. It made him seem weak. Powerless. The team still mid planning didn’t see the moblin standing at the edge of the encampment. Barely five feet from them. Luckily the moblin didn’t see them either. No, the only one who knew of it was wind. That’s when he had his own plan. The pirate is a master thief. No one is quieter than him. Time for a silent take down.

Wind had snuck off to behind the moblin. Making sure to avoid rustling any leaves. When he got into position, he threw a rock deep in the woods. Moblin hearing was just a step below Wolfie’s hearing. Just the crack of a stick can draw them in from miles around. The moblin turned quick to the sound and followed it in. He let it get about 10 feet in. That put it just right of where the others were. Wind looked over to the group smirking. Everyone was staring horrified. They just knew their cover was blown. Wind wouldn’t let that happen. He just wanted to prove a point is all.

The moblin had turned to its left, and spotted the chain. Before it could pull its calling horn, wind lunged. The boy got a swipe at its knees sending it down to the ground quick. He started climbing from there. He got to its shoulders and went to town. Next thing anyone knew the beast was gone in a puff of black smoke. The chain remained silent for a moment. They didn’t know what to say. The youngest of them just took down a full grown moblin. Instead of saying anything at all, they started reworking their plan again to fit wind in it. Never again did they ask whether he could handle himself. The answer was always yes.

#linked universe #wind is a pirate #don’t worry wind I got you baby #the chain #sorry about my trash writing #ex wattpad author

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jake-a-day · 1 year

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