#I love this ask tenderly

[croziers-compass]

georgey boy eating his cannibalism meal with a fork and knife and then acting like going to mass is the same as eating another person —> delusional survival

He may not be as delusional as we think. Perhaps. If you'll care to entertain my thoughts on this... Here is where I think George Hodgson and I have a strange and distinct similarity. Ritual Cannibalism is most prominently observed in the dialects of Christian Religion.

Now. One may be a bit more literal (eating Gibson or Dr. Goodsir), yes. But in a Sacrament, the point is that you're recreating the imbibement of the Body of Christ. Taking someone else's body and making it Holy and putting it into your mouth, chewing it, swallowing it, digesting it. Intimately. You can be saved if you eat of the body. I do possess the largest collection of books on Anthropophagy and Theophagy in my area, I think. However, the distance between Symbolic Theophagic Anthropophagy to straight Anthropophagy is as far as you can open your mouth.

How wide can your mouth open? Or will your jaws stay shut?

I suppose it depends on how hungry you are, doesn't it?

#anthropophagy #theophagy #george hodgson #changelinq you're onto something but I think my brain is too wired into cannibalism #I love this ask #I love this ask tenderly #you could not have known I have a broad knowledge on these subjects but if it's a subject you enjoy as well please read: #Divine Hunger #by #Peggy Reeves Sanday #Funny to think that the largest example we have of Ritual Cannibalism comes from Christianity #Millions of people performing Ritual Cannibalism on a regular weekly basis

[joyboying]

my absolute roman empire will always be the way that law's jolly roger he dedicated to cora-san shaped like sun smiling so widely

#“and who the sun is?” i asked into the mic #everyone shrieking “LUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!” #just thinking abt luffy in his gear 5 mode tenderly kissing law's jolly roger tattoo on his chest and back and almost blackout #law made the smiling face looks like corazon #but my godd we all know who's the other person with the exact amount of goofiness and kindness #AND SMILEE GUYSS THE SMILEEE!!!! #rip corazon. you would've loved monkey d. luffy #lulaw #lawlu

[nortyourself]

Alexa play It Will Come Back by Hozier

I cannot get this boy out of my brain

#the hush brainrot shows no signs of stopping #I love this strange strange boy #I want to hold him tenderly and show him the meaning of kindness #I also want him to be a little bit of a freak and maybe kill some people #is that so much to ask #redacted audio #redacted hush #redacted asmr #my art

[martyrbat]

batman: legends of the dark knight #172

[ID: a low detailed panel of Batman completely concealed by shadow. He's standing on a rooftop while holding a Bat-line. His bemused, sidetracked narration box reads: ‘(friend—Gordon? Odd, I think of him that way.)’ END ID]

#i love batgordon because its either shit like this in the early days #bruce asking about jim's marriage issues #them gripping each other and watching the sunrise every fucking night #or having a weird old man moment of tenderly touching the wall where the other is sitting on the other side before leaving #bruce ‘im not a homewrecker im an opportunist’ wayne... #c: batman: legends of the dark knight | i: 172 #crypt's panels #batman #batgordon #bitesize bruce

[local-diavolo-anon]

i re read handplates recently, after following it for years, and i had forgotten how much i love Gaster in this comic!

this is for @zarla-s, the author of the comic, as a thank you for both making my favourite au ever and for granting me permission to make gaster keycharms qwq

#He feels so much like a wet cat most of the time and it's both hilarious and amusing #i love him so much #squeezing him but also holding him tenderly #tw suggestive #????? maybe???? #idk this is inspired by that comic where sans and papyrus ask to see his soul #and sans comments that his heart is very big and he instantly nopes out because The Feelings were catching up to his ass #my favourite loser skeleton #undertale #undertale au #undertale handplates #undertale gaster #wing dings gaster #handplates #my art #illustration #not an ask

[murderandcoffee]

Honestly I miss s1 Jon. He was so cunty.

I cant fault Martin for falling for him

oh my god same. I love bitchy bi men. @ any bitchy bi men reading this: please text me

#bitchy and pathetic bi men are my weakness. my kryptonite. I am kissing all of you tenderly #god I love s1 jon... cunty king #tma #jon sims #ask murderandcoffee #anonymous

[mobius-m-mobius]

Thinking back to the Loki finding Sylvie at McDonalds for the first time in s2 … I was SO curious how Mobius would react after his jealous fit over Sylvie in s1, and tbh on a first watch I was a bit disappointed, despite a proper double-take over the opposites attract line. I suppose I was primed for disappointment anyway, having assumed that for all the first ep was so much more than I’d hoped for, it would from here on invariably be pure Loki and Sylvie romance.

But now. The season having been That. Oh boy does the scene hit different!! Sure it’s not the blowout that is Mobius’ jealousy in s1; rather it’s transformed by now into a far more tragic resignation. He seems to have decided that if this is what will make Loki happy, he won’t stand in his way, but oh boy did I miss all the tells of how *hard* he is shoving all his emotions away to get there. The way he attaches himself to *Brad* rather than have anything to do with the reunion. The way he keeps yanking himself from his general air of grave heartbreak via strange outbursts at Brad, from going off at him before there’s any shred of evidence of double-dealing, to strangely enthusiastic assertions of how strange and cool life is. The way he tries to muster a grin when they see Sylvie really is there, and he, god of folksy cheer for all—can’t. The way he tries so hard not to watch Loki and Sylvie and to steer the conversation away from them, but his eyes get sort of stuck on them every time he glances their way.

And just. Above all. The way the season drives home over and again and again that the way Mobius deals with discomfort and emotions he doesn’t want to face is a). Comfort food, and b). Distract himself by talking to whoever is handy, even if the only folks available for talking are people he isn’t especially close to or friendly with. And going back to the scene with that in mind, well whaddya know, guess what our boy is up to !!!!!!

Yes yes YES to every word of this anon!!

As a lover of how pettily obvious Mobius was in S1 with his jealousy I was also looking forward to seeing what his reaction to Loki and Sylvie meeting again would be, and like you had expected something almost equally as brash as the interrogation scene but it turned out what we got was as good if not better in so many ways 👀👀

The way he hangs back as Loki approaches her, trying to look as casually friendly and nonthreatening as possible before IMMEDIATELY bee lining to get some apple pie when we'd only just established the key lime been a major comfort of his at the TVA?? Babe we see you and we're here for you 😭

That alone already had me waiting to see what extremes he was about to go to but I wasn't prepared at all for how the forced cheer from eating his meal fell aside the second Brad brought up not understanding what was going on with Loki and Sylvie outside, then that hint of bitterness we rarely see in "they say opposites attract? No." What a line, and he's so clearly thinking of how easily he and Loki fit together in comparison that as he continues hearing about how weird Loki and Sylvie are you practically see the thoughts racing through his mind range from agreement to a momentary embarrassment he thought that at all, then resignation and finally defeat because if this is what Loki wants he'll support and be there for him just like always.

Cue his default reaction to push his own feelings out of existence in favor of everyone else's (especially Loki's) as he plasters his usual positivity and charm back on, taking Brad's attention away from the window and towards a change of subject he knows is guaranteed to work without coming across as suspicious because there's nothing Brad would enjoy talking about more than himself and of course Mobius is such a great analyst that it worked a bit too perfectly 😅

#so so real about the sheer awe of ep 1 then turning to resignation about what the rest of the season would entail and then - #being hit full force with the nonstop ongoing rush of every quality fanfic trope in existence through five more episodes #all while we were still catching our breath over mobius and loki gently holding and tenderly gazing at each other for like half and hour lo #apologies btw about the delayed reply as i LOVE this ask but had things come up over the weekend before i could reply properly #so thank you for sending it and i hope you're doing well!! lots of love towards an amazing week ahead 🥰💖 #ask

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

*rubs gremlin hands furiously*

There's one I really reccomend if you enjoy hurt/comfort, it's called Of Warm Sunshine, Picnics and Imprisonment!

And if you like ButterflyStamp the same author wrote a fic called Rain Rain Please Come Here to Stay!!

ill pull those up and check em out asap, ty for the rec(s)!!!

#i Do enjoy hurt/comfort so so so so much #love me angst and hurt and gore and horror and Things Going Incredibly Not Well In General #when things gets messy is when i start cackling like a mad scientist #yes! yes! ruin their day! ruin their whole week!! make them suffer! #and then tenderly hold them and tell them everything is okay now #and then put them through the turmoil of Learning To Believe In That Security! #and then rip it all away from them! - kidding. except no im not. #on the flip side i also adore fluff and comfort and good times #there is not much i wont read! #usually the only thing stopping me is my own pickiness over like... quality or plot #but anyway i am once again straying so so far from the ask's topic #wh fic recs #rambles from the bog

[meownotgood]

reader saving gun fiend!aki with their pussy power

i could save him i could save him i could save him i could save him i could save him i could sa

see anon, I've thought about this so many times. and the more I think about it, the more it starts to make sense.

imagine being close to aki, the two of you love each other more than anything, and you're the first and only person aki has had such strong feelings towards. you're more precious to him than anything. and when he becomes the gun fiend, he's lost most of himself, but it's still his body, his memories and his thoughts — it's just that he doesn't have control over them any more.

so... if you wanted to help aki regain control again... well......

if you fuck him, if you kiss him and touch him and give him your love, you're reminding him of his humanity, of the fact that he's aki. those intense emotions — love and lust and passion and desperation — are too much to handle, too potent to deny. they'll surely end up jogging whatever's left of his memory.

#the answer to saving gun fiend aki has been to fuck him all along #and this is why when I open my door and see gun fiend aki on the end of it #I will promptly be taking all of my clothes off #thinking about fucking gun fiend aki and the only thing he can say is your name...... #but then when he's getting close and more of aki is taking control #he tells you that he loves you #and he's rough and clumsy #the gun fiend part of him is impatient and needy. just wanting to fuck you how he likes #but the remnants of aki have him acting sweeter than he should. #grabbing your hand and holding it tight or tenderly brushing hair from your face #I really need to write gun fiend aki again...... hiccup #ask mags #aki <3

[rintoki]

SIX SIX SIX FORBIDDEN ANGSTY ROMANCE WITH KAVEH?! Inspired from the song shameless by camilla cabello. Reader and kaveh are spies from opposing agencies and they encounter each other at a party (for one of the missions) inside a huge hotel.

When they both reach a VIP room to get their mission done, the owner of the room comes in and so they have to hide in a secret corner. Bodies touching, eyes searching for each other in the light sneaking in and breaths competing in speed.

All their previous encounters, rough words, soft touches and whispering conversations along their gazes come back like a bitter memory to them. They want to touch each other. Melt into one and fuck this forsaken life. But they cant. Their hands are just wandering over one another, fearing to touch another yet burning inside because of the intensity. So their glazed eyes try to satisfy what their heart and bodies cannot.

Anyways hows your day?🤩🤩

ok this took me a while to answer bc i was thinking about how i feel about this LMAO

mmm despite being on opposing agencies you two are on amicable terms, in fact you quite enjoy his company. and of course because your bosses hate each other, they would send their best to try to secure this highly classified and lucrative mission away from their rival.

and so all dolled up you get, in your best dress as you make your way into the ballroom, an intricately designed mask on your face as you scan the crowd for your target. but instead of the objective your eyes land on a familiar figure, one whose eyes are already looking at you.

despite the sea of people between you two and the mask covering half your face, you still managed to find each other. and maybe you could blame his brilliant red eyes for being hard to miss, but you have no excuse for how your legs start to walk towards him, nor the smile that graces your lips at the thought of meeting him once again.

kaveh can’t lie and say that he didn’t first think about possibly crossing paths with you again when he received this mission. knowing the importance his boss placed on it, it was obvious that part of the reason why was because his rival agency—your agency—would be competing for it as well. would it be unprofessional of him to be excited for a mission just because he might run into you? kaveh doesn’t spare it a second thought as he makes his way into the party, he himself dressed to the nines as per the dress code. though that isn’t the only reason he’s put in the extra effort to look nice.

his breath catches when he finally spots you, even with the mask on he knows it’s you. from the way you walked to your dazzling smile, kaveh feels his heartbeat quicken as you approached him, his own two feet taking him to you and meeting you halfway.

pleasantries and smiles exchanged as you spoke, keeping a comfortable distance between each other despite the small tug in your heart to take another step, lean a little closer. but you easily quash such thoughts, your mission still in mind as you spot your target out of your periphery.

with sharp eyes, you observed your target, disappearing behind a door with a lady on his arm. it doesn’t take much to piece together that they are looking for a more private spot, and if you were to get close you needed to blend in. a plan quickly formulates in your mind, your eyes shifting back to the man in front of you.

it doesn’t even take a second for kaveh to catch on, spotting the target of the mission and putting two and two together. in his mind he knows what you’re doing, he knows that as you take a step forward, closing the distance between you two, and your eyes softens and your body language takes on a more flirtatious undertone. he knows you’re just putting on a show, in a party full of masked people, it’s not uncommon for two people to meet and follow each other behind closed doors.

and so he lets it happen; he lets you lead him by his hands, your smile pulling him in and soon you find yourselves in a hallway right behind the same door the target has entered. just as quickly your body language changes again, now more professional and serious. although kaveh knows this mission is just as important to his agency as it is to yours, right now he just can’t find it in himself to care about it all. he’ll gladly let you take it, and face the consequences later.

he watches as you navigate your way in the unknown space, trailing behind you while still maintaining a keen eye of his surroundings—a skill that was drilled into him since his early days on the job. the hallway leads down several doors and prior reconnaissance of the building telling you which doors lead to what. if your target is as high-ranking as you were told, an intelligent guess leads you down the hallway, deeper into the building.

the further you go the less doors there are, now just a long continuous hallway turning into a corner. the carpeted floor helps to silence your steps, but in turn muffles the steps of waiter you can’t see just around the bend, exiting the room after serving an important guest that you can only assume to be your target.

with no where to hide in the empty hallway, getting caught sneaking around where you aren’t supposed to be would be detrimental to the mission. the server’s trolley was already turning the corner and you needed to do something now, something that no one would question what two people in a secluded hallway are doing. you’re quick to think your feet, an apologetic look in your eyes when you turn to kaveh before pushing him gently but as quickly as you can against the wall.

without a word you kissed him, hands finding its way to his cheeks as soft lips pressed against each other, albeit a little rough and messy. kaveh doesn’t need a word; his hands wrapping around your waist and he pulls you close, easily keeping up with you as the server lets out a shocked gasp when he finally turns the corner. you hear a flurry of sounds as the poor worker scurries past you two making out against the wall, apologising profusely with his head down.

out of the corner of your eye, you make sure the server was gone before pulling away, taking a generous step away as you compose yourself. not the most graceful kiss but you needed it to look believable. you bowed your head a little, muttering a stiff apology before continuing on your way, as if it was all in a day’s work.

kaveh doesn’t say a word, his eyes merely following your figure as you walked away. the wall behind him was cool in contrast to how hot his body felt, supporting him in such a crucial moment where he felt his legs turn to jelly with you so close to him, invading his senses so suddenly. no amount of providence could have possibly prepared him for how good it felt to have you close, how your body felt pressed against his. how right it was.

and he can’t say it doesn’t sting when you march on forward, seemingly unaffected with only the mission in mind while he was left reeling, a little out of breath and his mind a mess. what is a man to do? does he run after you? and what then, what could he possibly say to you? or does he leave quietly and give up probably the closest chance he has to learning how you feel? the seconds tick by as you get further and further from him, and kaveh makes up his mind.

—

a/n: i think it’ll be funny if the bosses of the opposing agencies are actually like lovers to enemies and that’s why they hate each other LMAO also i hope that everyone that read through this whole thing was jebaited by suggestive angsty romance and instead got soft pining and longing YIPPEEE

#my day was great btw i went to watch barbie with my friend and got to catch up with her 🫶🏼 #u guys remember when people were laughing about how ridiculous it is when in movies people can’t recognise each other with a mask on #and then covid happened and we all realised it is ACTUALLY difficult to recognise people when half their face is covered lol #anyway reader is ME btw #kaveh my love 🫶🏼💝💕💘💞🫶🏼🥰 #my soft boy he deserves to be loved tenderly !!!!! #yea no angst bc i’m not in the mood for it #i like forced proximity but not ACTUALLY close bc i get lowkey claustrophobic #so just like forced to be in the same space #also i didn’t think i was gonna write this much #but there’s a lot of build up ig #i also listened to that camila cabello song in full for the first time bc of this ask #didn’t really vibe tbh but whatever #six.writes #genshin impact #genshin impact kaveh #kaveh x reader

[maybeitsalive]

Sam Spade vs Philip Marlowe

Learn the difference:

Both

Iconic hard-boiled detectives from the 30-40ies

Drink and smoke waaay too much for one human being

Sharp, tough boys

Smartasses, too snarky for their own good

Don’t get along with the police

Lone wolves

Played by Bogart in movie adaptations

Sam Spade

Created by Dashiell Hammet, hero of the Maltese Falcon and other short stories

Smooth, charming, polite

Almost always in control

Keeps his head cool, a little cold

The third-person narration hides most of his thoughts and emotions to the reader

You’re not so sure about his morals (or if he has some) before the end

Solves the case even if there wasn’t really a case to begin with

Straight, sort of loves one (1) woman

Dashiell Hammet's style is cold, precise, eloquent yet simple, perfect

Philip Marlowe

Created by Raymond Chandler (fan of Hammet), figures in many novels and short stories

Begrudgingly stuck with morals

Has more compassion and emotions than he wishes

Heartbroken and tired

Worst luck ever

Gives very few fucks about what people thinks about him, including his clients

Homophobic repressed bi disaster; will thirst after any bad woman or man in his way, might fall in love with troubled women or men who are kinda nice to him

The first-person narration will show each of his thoughts in detail to the reader

Overpowered, outnumbered, constantly beaten up, drugged and/or kidnapped by half the city in every novel

Solves the case even if 50% of the characters die before the end and himself barely survives

Chandler's style is messy and should not work but will actually haunt you

In an actual fight: Marlowe would have the biggest crush on Spade, so Sam would win. Hope that clears things up.

#philip marlowe #sam spade #noir detective #listen #Philip Marlowe is not OFFICIALLY bisexual but how much subtext do we need before it becomes text #He pines after a guy for a whole 120 000 words novel (The Long Goodbye) #describes half the men he meets in the horniest way (in every one of his novels) #melts when a pretty guy tenderly holds his hand because he's scared (Farewell my Lovely) #asks to be buried in a box because “Did you know that worms are of both sexes and that any worm can love any other worm ?” (The Big Sleep) #I stand my case and will die on that hill. #Anyway I love the Maltese Falcon it's amazing #but Marlowe got my heart

[coffeeshib]

Hiiii! So I can't thank my favourite authors monetarily BUT I can drop by and anonymously give them lots of love. Thank you SO much for your awesome fics. Just re-read 'in the middle of the night' and busy reading 'something tender and uninhibited' now and I wanted to say I love you! <3 <3 <3 I just melt for your sweet, soft girl Lena.

sorry for taking eons to answer but hi hey thank you guys so much!!! it's really heartwarming, to see you take some time of your day to send something kind & sweet. every comment means a lot to me & i appreciate you all 😭

#been going through a massive creative block but i feel myself getting out of it fully soon i hope!! #if anyone's sent me smth fic related & i've not answered there's a high chance i've read it but it was ate up; tumblr is super clunky for m #on desktop & mobile my ask box shows diff asks. like idk if it's just me or it's happening to other ppl as well but #there are asks i see on desktop that aren't on mob #& some asks also?? disappear sometimes? i see them & then days/weeks later when i go to my inbox to answer they're gone 🤨 #anyways once more; thank you guys!!!! #really bad at expressing my gratitude please know i treasure all your words i k*ss u all tenderly on the forehead 💕💕💕💕 #hope you guys are having a lovely day!!! #asks

[stevebabey]

writing trademark: gooey. I KNOW ITS ABSTRACT BUT LIKE. when the character's emotions are gooey. and they make me gooey. its something about the flow of how you describe feelings i think. i cant articulate it (bc if i could i would be much better at incorporating it into my own work HJDFKHKSJD) but its Gooey. good. gooey good.

GOOEY GOOEY GOOEY!!!!! I’LL TAKE GOOEY ANY DAY!!! this is so kind 😭😭😭 gooey characters and emotions i love it i love any kind of gooey thank u so much are you KIDDING me MWAH

#gooey good. 🥹 #hey did u know that- [kisses u so sweet and tenderly] #i love u! i’m sorry it took me so long to respond! #i’m keeping this ask forever!!!!! #AHHHHHHH!!!!! #ruby talks #asks #rainy day asks

[wriotheslays]

hi love my question for you is where are the places your faves love to kiss you the most while doing the deed?

hmm i wanna say they'll kiss my shoulders to the back of my neck, up my jaw and finally behind my ear since they're most definitely on top of me but still behind me most of the time

#i believe in prone bone supremacy #i love feeling their entire weight on top of me while they pound me #and they press kisses to my skin so tenderly still 😩 #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷. mooties. #selfship asks ♡ #answered

[tradetobest]

Bennguin incident of 2023?

LOL so on november 14th i was in class and went on like. a reblogging SPREE of reblogging posts abt bennguin (just checked my archive, it was like 23 posts, which in retrospect is not that many but trust there are SO many in my likes or that i saw and just didnt reblog) because i love them to death and back and its become a meme (??) maybe sorta w my friends...... but yea......

#asks #i love them dearly and tenderly #ask me things about them if youd like i LOVE yapping

[vroombeams]

you mention wanting jondo fics in your tags... what would be your ideal jondo fic??

oh my god nonners you can not just ASK me this i rot just thinking about it!!!! like AH the jondo dynamic... the lando older man desires.... the jon has cared for lando for YEARS vibes.... it is in fact about the yearning it's about the way they are so so close and perhaps maybe jon is the only person who is so close to lando in aaaaALL of those ways just!!!! i just love the very specific vibe of We Should Not But We Very Badly Want To??? the thoroughness of the TRUST??? do you see my VISION oh i'm wibbly about them and so abnormal

i guess to answer. properly. you know anything that is very like hurt/comforty, snuggly, you know the kind of thing where for example lando definitely needs Something but is trash at vocalizing exactly what it is BUT jon always knows what it is anyway :'(

#i would normally probably have a more well thought out answer but i am very sleepy and this ask caught me off guard #i'm so sorry anon i really am #the easier more coherent answer is jon tenderly fingerblasting lando on the massage table. but the vibes still stand #this whole thing is such an embarrassing answer HAHAHA i love them!! so much!! is the thing and i just want lando to be cared for!!! #and if caring is getting assblasted then well!!! so be it!!