#I love them equally I swear

[quartzroolz]

#I cant be the first person to do this #surely #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #elphelt valentine #elphelt guilty gear #Asphalt guilty gear #bridget guilty gear #guilty gear bridget #brisket #elphelt #brisket guilty gear #THIS IS NOT A BRISKET TAKE DOWN POST #I SWEAR TO GOD #I LOVE THEM BOTH EQUALLY #trans rights #btw

[windwenn]

He's telling her about the squishy rock conspiracy

#txf #my art #another late night doodle for everyone #sketch #the x files #msr #fox mulder #dana scully #i swear i love them equally i just cant stop drawing him #digital art #artists on tumblr

[zinxii]

"Sometimes it gets a little lonely here— I'm glad I got a little friend like you."

YAYAY heres a lil more info about my onceler au:

His name is universe-ler! You can just call him uni :3 He's basically a guardian that governs all the onceler aus/universes and makes sure that nothing will disrupt the timelines that lead to certain events of the aus!

He has a magic staff in which he can create anything he wants! He uses it to mainly create different thneed varieties. Uni usually gets a little lonely at times because he's like the only one there :( So I gave him a lil lorax to keep him company <3

#onceler #the onceler #fanart #art #oncie #the lorax #onceler fanart #onceler fandom #onceler au #pixel art #tried pixel art and it's really cool #i just woke up #gooOood mOrnIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGgggg #im gonna make more onceler oc and oc content i swear #i love all of my babies equally i just dont draw them that much

[lucy-ghoul]

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

#mind you idt the writers will ever have the guts to go for this pair or anything and i'm perfectly okay with the maximus/lucy romance #but still. they tried to give us the wholesome love story between two cuties with a killer side #and the fandom went ~mmmh we kinda want for that girl and the noseless radioactive ghoul to fuck nasty actually #shhdhdhf i'm sorry but this was so predictable to me. conosco i miei polli #also. i don't fully understand those who see it as a father/daughter thing? just because it worked on tlos #doesn't mean we need the same kind of dynamic here #1. despite him being an actual father (or at least. he was 200+ years ago) i've never seen a less paternal character than the ghoul lmao #2. lucy is an adult woman. young but in her mid twenties i guess? cooper had (and maybe still has) a daughter but the kid was like. 6 or 7? #lucy doesn't need a daddy she's a grown up. stop infantilizing women all the freaking time #let them be fully equals!! let them be bickering road trip companions/a killer squad/tentative allies who eventually form a real bond #i SWEAR if the writers go full parent/child bs with them in s2 because they're more popular #(at least on ao3. i don't expect the same level of insanity from the general audience) #than the canon ship i'll riot. idt they will but still #..... maybe they should go for a hot max/lucy/coop polycule instead. that would be interesting lmao #vaultghoul #fallout #val rambles in the tags #val speaks #txt

[neirmetes]

F̸̪̟̖̞̃͒͌̀͝L̴̤̒̉̚ͅE̸̫̣̊Ș̵͉̬̙̎̏͝H̷̡̨͓͉͉̘̞̙̊̍̔͒̓͌!̶̛̯̺̤̬̗̯̪̻̉͑̽̈́̉̍̅̂ͅ ̶̳̟̟̩̓̇̈́̅͠Â̶̡̨̙̞͓̝̰͉̹͐͜Ǹ̷̢̢̰͖͕̹̦̝̳̔̆̓͘͝D̸̢͖̰̪̙̈́̋̈́̅ ̶̛̖̣͕͍̬͊̈́̕Ḃ̸̛̺̹̙̖̺̪̊́̊͌O̶̲͌̎͒̐̌͊̕Ṇ̸͚̖̰̘̥̄E̴̬͖͈̼͓̮̫̘̥̱̔̎̈̋͠!̴̟̄

I love these two they are such unsettling weirdos

(Vex's flower is made out of tongues btw I don't think I did that very well)

#the fish draws #I think I make it look like I like viv more #I swear that isn't the case #I love them both equally #jrwi #jrwi the suckening #jrwi suckening #jrwi fanart #viv and vex #jrwi viv #jrwi vex

[snugglebugs]

KAI SMITH flip (caregiver-leaning!)

Kai Ninjago Smith is ABSOLUTELY an age regressor are you KIDDING me are you JOKING me. He is BASICALLY CANONICALLY an age regressor!!!!

> "I bet he loves being treated like a baby..." (Nya, Season 14, Episode 6, Call From The Abyss)... Yeah he does because he IS a baby. He is THE baby. He is BABY.

His entire traumatic backstory is that, after his parents were taken from him from an early age, he had to step into a parental role for his little sister and become the adult of the family while still being a child himself. He had to grow up before he even really had a chance to grow at all. On-screen, we see that once his parents return and he's no longer forced into that role of responsibility, he canonically regresses into childish habits and language we have never before seen him use or display beforehand.

"Ham and cheese sandwiches with crispy bacon? Oh thanks, Mommy! You're the best! Mm... bacon is the best, too!" (Kai, Season 14, Episode 6, Call From The Abyss).

Conclusion? Kai Smith is the most age-regressor to ever age regress ever I will not take criticism because I am OBJECTIVELY CORRECT.

Anyway!! I think Kai is regresses from 5-9~ years old. We can tell from his diction that he doesn't seem to be a baby regressor (at least in this scene), as he's capable of fully-formed sentences and has the cognitive skills required to play video games, so that leads me to believe he might be a little-middlespace regressor! Kai's parents left when he was around 5, so it makes sense he wouldn't be an infant regressor, but around the little-middle spectrum, regressing into the same range of years in which he didn't have a chance to be a child before.

I don't just think he's an age regressor, though, I also think he's a flip, too! He definitely has some care-giving tendencies built-in to him from having to be a caretaker for his little sister for so many years, and so he pretty naturally slips into the role of a big brother caregiver! I imagine he leans more towards the caregiving side then the regressing side, just because being a caregiver is what he's used to being - what he's always had to be - but that may be prone to change as he becomes more comfortable with his regression! He hates regressing around the other age regressors, especially when they're regressed, because he feels like when they're small he has to be big and adult to take care of them regardless of his own headspace. We can see his caregiver tendencies displayed in... countless interactions with Lloyd. Speaking of...

LLOYD MONTGOMERY GARMADON age regressor!

I am, once again, OBJECTIVELY correct. Lloyd is basically canonically an age regressor. He IS canonically an age regressor. He is, quite literally, a child stuck in a teenager's body -- as in he was a child and then magic age-up tea turned his body into a teenager's but still left him with the mental capacity of a child. Which is the DEFINITION of what an age regressor is!! Bodily an adult but mentally a child!! He IS an age regressor!!!!

And even if that WASN'T the case, he'd probably be an age regressor anyway, because, like. Look at him. He had the weight of the world on his shoulders since he was, like, eight, was unable to be a child because he had to endure constant rigorous training and when he WASN'T training he was undergoing countless traumatic experiences while he was still a child.

> Lloyd: "Well...The latest issue of Starfarer just came in at Doomsday Comix and it's a limited run, so if I don't go out and get it, it's going to sell out. Last they left off, intergalactic rogue Fritz Donnegan was surrounded by the Imperial Sludge, and if I don't find out if he gets out alright, I think I might have my own doomsday!" Kai: "The fate of Ninjago rests on your shoulders. As the Green Ninja, you have a giant responsibility to hold. I'm sorry, but you don't have time for such childish things." Lloyd: "Other kids get to play and have fun. All I ever do is train..." (Season 2, Episode 18, Child's Play)

I don't even think I need to argue my case that hard for why Lloyd is an age regressor. I think it'd be harder to argue why he ISN'T an age regressor, actually. TRY to argue that he's not an age regressor. TRY. I BET you CAN'T.

I don't have much evidence for this one, but I imagine he may be a pet regressor, too! He's an oni-dragon-hybrid, after all, and his heritage have proven to come with strong instincts regarding this animalistic half of his genes, as seen throughout the Oni Trilogy.

COLE BROOKSTONE caregiver!

Look at him. JUST LOOK AT HIM. The most caregiver to ever caregive ever forever. He has chronic can't-stop-adopting-children syndrome. He's adopted, like, three separate children at this point. It is becoming a problem.

"Huh? Oh, no. Don't make that face. Don't cry. Oh, I can't take it any more. Hey, look at me. Hehe. Yeah. I'm not sad. Ha-ha, I'm not crying. Oh, fine. But this is between you and me. Shine, little glow worm, glimmer glimmer. Hey there, don't get dimmer, dimmer. You like that, huh? Well, there's more where that came from. Glow, little glow worm. Glow and Glimmer—" (Cole, Season 8, Episode 5, Dead Man's Squall)

When his mentor canonically (mentally & physically) regressed into an infant his first and immediate instinct was to adopt and care for them. If that isn't agere caregiver behaviour I don't know WHAT is. HE BECAME THE FATHER TO AN INDIVIDUAL REGRESSED FROM THEIR NORMAL HEADSPACE INTO A CHILD.... HE'S LITERALLY A CAREGIVER GUYS!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU WANT ME TO SAY!!!!!!! I AM JUST STRAIGHT-UP CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!

JAY WALKER padded regressor!

"Jay: Aah! [He picks up a ruined stuffed toy.] Mister Cuddlywomp… [sobs] is a teddy bear I used to love when I was five, but now he's totally lame and—

Cole: We know you still sleep with him.

Jay: And I don't care who knows it! Mister Cuddlywomp..." (Season 7, Episode 6, The Attack)

Jay Walker is DEFINTELY a regressor. His personality has been noted to be very child-like and babyish at times, to the point where the fandom (and showwriters) tend to infantilize him, despite the fact that in his own right he can be a very serious character when he need be. As much as I do believe he's an age regressor, it's important to remember he can be very capable and competent character when he's big, too, and not to define him by his regression!

If he's any regressor, it's definitely a padded regressor. Throughout the show, it's become a running bit that he's a bedwetter and has a weak bladder:

"Jay: But I don't wanna get wet. I...I only have one pair of underwear.

Kai: Jay, this is no time to be making jokes. The Bounty can only take so much.

"Jay: You think I'm trying to be funny?" (Season 2, Episode 9, The Last Voyage)

"Harumi: Uh, forgive me, but is that...underwear?

Jay: We're usually more organized. Ahem. But our leader got lost in a time-stream. Uh, they're Cole's.

Cole: They're blue!

Kai: You're lucky they're not yellow." (Season 8, Episode 3, The Oni & The Dragon)

"Oh, that reminds me, Jay, honey, I need to teach you how to bleach your boxer shorts." (Maya, Season 14, Episode 7, Unsinkable)

"Jet Jack: Then tell us, who do these diapers belong to?

Kai: Oh, those are Jay's. Tell 'em, Jay.

Jay: Oh. I have a weak bladder." (Season 9, Episode 2, Iron & Stone)

These are only a few of many, many examples (You can find others throughout the show, such as in Only One Can Remain, The Darkness Remains, Darkness Within, etc), and though it's usually spun as a joke, there's no harm and shame in it! In conclusion

ZANE JULIEN caregiver!

"I was built to protect those who can't protect themselves!" (Zane, Season 3, Episode 8, The Titanium Ninja)

I don't know what else you want me to say guys... he said so himself.,,,,,,. was built to protect those who can't protect themselves...,.....

Zane's entire identity is hinged around adaptability. Though I could go on a WHOLE 'NOTHER ESSAY about Zane's relationship with identity, the point here is that he often adapts to what people need him to be! I mean, he downloaded thousands pieces of detective media onto his hardware in order to try to track down the other ninja after they went missing, if called for I imagine he could very easily slip into the role of caretaker (he WOULD download hundreds of resources on age regression to help the other ninja)!

I don't have a lot of evidence for this one beside source: bro trust me but bro. trust me. The Vibes,,,, theyre there

These are just my personal headcanons based on evidence I've gathered from the show - I am in NO WAY saying these are the only headcanons or that they are the "correct" ones!! In fact, if you have DIFFERENT headcanons for the ninja (esp. ones I didn't provide a lot of detail for), I encourage you to share them in the tags, I'd love to hear other's opinions!!!! ^^

If this gets enough interested, I might make a pt. 2, so stay tuned!!

#honestly they all probably could be regressors with how traumatized they all are..... #they ALL had their childhood stripped from them and responsibility forced onto their shoulders when they were kids #can u tell i'm normal about kai (wrote an essay for him and like a paragraph for the others) #i love all the ninja equally ok. i swear #➥ sugar speaks ˊˎ #➥ 🐝 big sugar ˊˎ #➥ headcanons ˊˎ #sfw age regression #ninjago age regression #ninjago agere #age regression #sfw agere #agere headcanons #age regression headcanons #fandom agere #agere blog #agere post #boyre #fandom age regression #ninjago kai #ninjago lloyd #ninjago jay #ninjago zane #ninjago cole #ninjago headcanons #sfw interaction only

[lonelylittletofu]

The juiciest of men. One juicy lad.

Is Jyushimatsu my muse? Is that the strange set of circumstances in which I find myself in?

Also, I’m learning perspective. It’s actually pretty fun! Though, it took an embarrassingly long time to even begin to click-

If Jyushimatsu had the time to care about mortal whims, I bet he’d be a sneaker head. That said, I don’t express that idea well here. We’ll see if I do anything to redeem myself.

#osomatsu san #osomatsu san fanart #my tofu art #jyushimatsu #jyushimatsu fanart #i love all of them cept osomatsu (my bias) equally #i swear #it’s not my fault jyushi is so animated and lively and fun to pose #random #but #concept #jyushimatsu but spiderman au and I draw him and homura doing the upsidedown iconic kiss #spideys just move like jyushi and I wanna realize that #imma follow my heart

[lionfission]

Season 1 & 2 Sasha, mostly screenshot redraws :)

#amphibia #amphibia fanart #sasha waybright #my art #how can a character be so cool and such a loser at the same time... #I swear I love them all equally but Sasha is By Far the most fun to draw #had a hell of a time with the perspective on That Scene from Reunion tho :')

[whereismyhat5678]

I’m….so sorry…..

I am…. so, incredibly sorry……

(But I had to do this-)

It’s time to draw my ✨BBGS✨….

👇

I did this in over 3 hours and I’m not ashamed. In fact I am quite proud.

(Please don’t look at me differently from this 🥲 I did this for shits and giggles I promise I don’t draw stupid things like these in my spare time- 😭💀)

#Pizza Tower #They are my beloved #I love them all equally- #I SWEAR THOUGH THE ONE WITH PIZZA FACE IS ACTUALLY MY FAV I LOVE THE POSE AND THE EXPRESSION- #The taxi (surprisingly) isn’t as hard to draw as I thought it’d be so yay- :D #I don’t plan on finishing the lineart for these #I like how they are and the sketch lines (to me) only make it better- #God what have I done with my life #💀 #Pizza Face #Pepperman #Gustavo #Brick #Gustavo and Brick #Mention of Peppino x Gustavo

[goddess-reborn]

Me: I love all the LaDS guys equally!

Also me: posts almost exclusively about Zayne and how I love this man and would die for him and just want him to be happy

#I truly do love them all equally I swear #I love zayne #*reads smudged hand* Ravioli… and X-ray! #jk I swear I love them all #but zayne is just doing things to my heart #and I just need this man to have a happy ending #he deserves it #love and deepspace zayne #love and deepspace #lads #lads zayne #l&ds zayne #l&ds

[mintjeru]

plave in tiny

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#plave #yejun #noah #bamby #eunho #hamin #kpop #forgive me for having biases rn i swear i'll love them all equally when i get to know everyone well enough #so. i fell for yejun bc of the horror game streams. saw highlights of the one w/ bamby and the one w/ hamin #like yeah i'm terrible w/ horror too but yejun reacts so cutely help i would protect him with my life #also he has such a comforting voice especially when he sings #anyway. caught up on all the official videos on their youtube so i've switched to checking channels that sub their lives #after that i'll go into watching their vods whether or not they're subbed #which reminds me i need to actually watch all the b.ts w.everse lives i have stockpiled ahhhh #the highlights of the streams are so funny though lol i've been smiling and laughing often these days thanks to them #i've fallen in and have long since lost sight of the exit but at this point do i really want to leave?? #tldr. stan plave for a better life

[chizramue]

If I had to be honest I will be bawling my eyes out if I got sent to Twst Bc you’re telling me I have no magic and want to deal with some weird azz headmaster, have 2 guys that share a brain cell, a rule obsessed guy, a grown azz cat man, a nerd that I kin, (how do I insult jamil), a movie star, an emo introvert, and a whole dragon WHICH ALL OF THEM NEEDS THERAPY

DONT GET ME STARTED WITH THE TWINS OR ROOK ACTUALLY FLIP ANYONE WHO IS 6FT/182CM OR OVER BC WHATS GETTING THEM THIS TALL

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst yuu #twst rant #how did i manage to insult everyone who overblot except Jamil #how do you insult Jamil #I swear I love every character equally #but seriously how is a 3rd of the characters over 6ft what r they feeding them

[girl-drink-drunk]

i love all the kids in the hall equally: scott, dave, mark, bruce, and... *looks at smudged writing on hand* kevin hamilton mcdonald

#i love them all equally. i swear #totally equally #the kids in the hall #kevin mcdonald #mark mckinney #bruce mcculloch #dave foley #scott thompson

[lowcallyfruity]

TREY LOVES BOTH OF HIS BOYFRIENDS EQUALLY!!! TREY LOVES BOTH OF HIS BOYFRIENDS EQUALLY…. TRey ClOver LoVes BoTH of HiS bOyFriEnDS EQuALlY…. Trey clover loves both of his boyfriends equally….

I say. Rocking back and forth. Sobbing uncontrollably.

#HE LOVES BOTH OF THEM EQUALLY I SWEAR I PROMISE NO DO NOT SHWO ME THE VIGNETTES AND THE LINES CNNCCNCNCNCCCJ NO ONE KNOWS THEM THE WAY I DO #SOB SOB SOB #no bc I’m be like “haha ridtreykei are so in love trey loves them both” #and then this one person on Pinterest will be like “🤓☝️ erm actually trey prefers riddle over cater” and I’m over here sobbing #LIKE I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY ANS NFNFNDNDNSJSJ #I love ridtreykei fluff so so so very much #but do not be fooled I adore their angst just as much #💛!me talking💀 #ridtreykei

[f-athr]

smuke smemmings

#luke hemmings #5sos #5 seconds of summer #5sos fanart #i swear i will draw the other members of 5sos someday #mans just got a good face for drawing #i love them all equally #this one’s for those who followed me for the 5sos content i don’t provide

[skittlbraiin]

soo like.

Kazuha is trying to sue say that I have a very blatant favoritism on frankie, WHICH I DON’T. I love Vesper and Frankie equally, why would I ever favor one over the other? 😇

#🎬 venus posts things!!! #I don’t favor Frankie I swear. #Vesper is just as amazing as frankie #i promise #uhh #i love them both equally #i prommy