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HIIIIII!!!!

i saw you say that you dont get a lot of requests so i decided to fix that instead of doing my own

can you do headcannons for iida, kirishima and hawks with a gf who listens to music to clean and ends up getting lost in her own world?? like, dances with the broom, belts songs at the top of her lungs even if she cant sing, and basically has a mini party to do small stuff like put dishes away SFDJSKFBDSJFK so literally just me

thank you SO much!!

Bestie this is ME. This is such a cute idea thank you for requesting.

I aged Iida and Kirishima up to pro heroes to make thins easier. There are no sexy times, lol, just adults who have their own living spaces and pay their own bills.

I also had reader singing specific songs, so y'all can judge my music choices apodfpdsof

Warnings: Swearing

Masterlist

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Tenya Iida

(Song: Bezos I, by Bo Burnham)

Iida is not by any means a passionate guy when it comes to music

He enjoys music, sure, but he enjoys it quietly

The most reaction you get out of him from listening to music is bobbing his head along or lip synching a little

So when he sees you going all out with your music, he falls in love with you a little bit more

The two of you live together. It's a Saturday, and Saturday means chores and errands

You agree to divide and conquer. Tenya goes grocery shopping, and you get started on some of the cleaning

You know how some people are absolute BEASTS and can carry like 8 grocery bags at once? 100% Tenya. It only takes him one trip to get them all in the house.

He opens the front door, and is immediately hit with the thumping bass of a very familiar song

He chuckles quietly, hearing you sing along.

Tenya quickly deposits the bags in the kitchen, before making his way through the small house to find you.

You're in the bathroom, wiping down the mirror hanging over the sink as you bounce up and down on your toes to the rythum

"Zuckerburg and Gates and Buffet, amateurs can fucking suck it, fuck their wives, drink their blood, come on Jeff, get 'em!"

You jumped up and down at the beat drop as Tenya watched, arms crossed and his lips pursed to contain his laughter. You look like you're having the time of you life.

As the song ends and the next one plays, you turn to throw away the paper towel you used to clean the mirror. That's when you spot Tenya

"Holy shit," you exclaim, jumping again, this time in surprise "Tenya, don't do that!"

"I'm sorry, I couldn't resist seeing your dance party." He laughs, kissing your forehead. "I see you've been having fun."

You groaned, face-planting into his chest. "And I see you enjoy embarrassing me."

"I don't mean to," Tenya promises, taking your hand and pressing a kiss onto it "You're just too adorable to comprehend, my love."

Eijiro Kirishima

(Song: The Cult of Dionysus, by The Orion Experience)

Oh Kiri

If you get really into listening to music, you should see him

He's the exact same way

He's not a very good singer, but that doesn't stop him from belting out his favorite songs at the top of his lungs

Eijiro doesn't live with you yet but he does have a key to your apartment

He texted you that he was coming over, but you never responded. He's not worried though, since you have a track record of getting busy with something and forgetting to check your phone

When he lets himself in, he realized exactly why you never answered him

You've got music blaring from your phone, which is placed on a counter, and you're in the middle of your kitchen, broom in hand, getting into it

You swing the broom around, using it as a microphone

“I’m feeling devious, looking glamorous, let’s get mischievous, and polyamorous.”

Homie joins in with “Wine and women and wonderful vices, welcome to the Cult of Dionysus!”

You, being so caught up in your song, scream and drop the broom.

“Ah, sorry, babe!” Eijiro jumps, startled by your scream. “Didn’t mean to freak ya out.”

“Geez, you saw all that?” You ask, hand over your racing heart.

“I mean I only just got here,” he replies, giving you a lopsided grin. “You sounded great, by the way. I love that song.”

“I sound like a dying cat.”

“No way! I sound like a dying cat when I sing. You actually sounded good.”

“Ah, thanks.” You hesitate, your boyfriend’s sudden appearance finally dawning on you. “Wait a minute, what are you doing here?”

“I texted you that I was coming,” Ejiro shrugged, nodding to the device. “I think you had the music too loud to notice, though.”

“Oops,” You winced, turning your music off. “Sorry, Eiji. Let me finish up here, and we can do something. Hold the dustpan, will you?”

Eijiro helps you finish sweeping, then you both settle down to watch a movie.

“I wasn’t kidding before,” He says, pulling your close to him. “I really liked hearing you sing.”

“Play your cards right, and you can hear it again some time.”

Keigo Takami (Hawks)

(ok but this GIF pretty much sums up his reaction aifoisdhfaoisd)

(Song: Lay all your Love on Me, by ABBA)

Hawks doesn’t listen to a lot of music

He’s constantly busy, and when he has free time he doesn’t really think to use it to browse Spotify

His only music reference is what you like. I bet he’s saved all your Spotify playlists

So when he swings by your apartment for a surprise visit on his day off, he immediately recognizes the song you have playing through your speakers

He sees you in your kitchen, putting away dishes and jamming out, so he does what any sane bird man who’s absolutely whipped for his girlfriend would do

He stands on your balcony and watches you with awestruck eyes

You pluck a glass from your dishwasher, using it as a microphone as you spin around, opening a cabinet to put it away

“Don’t go wasting your emotions, lay all your love on me. Don’t go sharing your devotion, lay all your love on me.”

Keigo hangs out for a few more verses, thinking that he’s never been more attracted to you.

He’s an overworked birb, ok? He doesn’t get to have mindless fun very often, so seeing you loose yourself in the song makes his simp heart go brrrrr

You’re so lost in the moment, you don’t notice he’s even there until the end of the song, when he starts to applaud

Ok so that GIF, right? That’s a slow clap. For you though, Keigo’s giving you vigorous applause

You jump, nearly dropping a plate. “Motherfucker, Kei! A little warning next time!”

He chuckles, sidling up next to you. “Sorry love dove, you just looked like you were having so much fun, it was unbelievably adorable.”

“Oh my god, this is so embarrassing,” you whined, covering your face with a hand.

“i’m sorry,” Keigo said again, moving your hand, a soft encouraging smile crossing his features. “I don’t mean to embarrass you. You just have this way of mesmerizing me.”

You melted into his touch as Keigo nuzzled into you, gently wrapping his arms around your waist

“You sounded beautiful,” He added, dusting feather light kisses across your face

“Thanks,” you muttered, brushing a hand through your boyfriend’s already tousled hair

“You still seem upset.”

“I’m not,” You insisted, pressing an assuring kiss to his jaw. “The embarrassment is still lingering, though.”

“Can I make it up to you?” Keigo asked, tracing a gentle line down your face.

“Depends. Could you be persuaded to sing for me?”

“Highly doubtful. Can buy you lunch instead?”

“You got yourself a deal, birdy.”

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